Fred Willard Arrested For Pulling A Pee-Wee

The Superficial / July 19, 2012

“They’re up, they’re up!”

Wall-E star Fred Willard (What? Everyone else is choosing random movies.) was arrested in Hollywood last night for allegedly masturbating in an adult movie theater because apparently they still have those, and even weirder, people still expect you to do something besides not touch yourself there. Beats me. (Last pun, promise.) TMZ reports:

According to law enforcement sources, LAPD undercover vice officers went into the Tiki Theater in Hollywood and found the 78-year-old “Anchorman” star watching last night’s feature … with his penis exposed and in his hand — aka, pulling a Pee-wee Herman.
We’re told Willard was arrested around 8:45PM and booked for lewd conduct.
It was a quick release [Ed. Note: HIYO!] — we’re told he was out of police custody a short while later.

So if you’ve been wondering who actually goes to porno theaters anymore, old dudes. Old dudes go there. Which makes sense considering they’re not exactly a tech savvy bunch. “Whoa, whoa, I’m not looking at pornography on that thing. I can barely figure out how to talk to my grandchildren on it. Now fetch me my finest hat and coat, I’m off to masturbate in a dark room full of strangers like a man.”

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