Fred Phelps Is Dead (1929 – 2014)

Over the weekend, America rejoiced as it learned Fred Phelps was on his deathbed. And now word has come he’s finally learning he wasted his entire life thinking there’s a Christian Heaven because he’s dead now. He died. As for that business about why he was excommunicated? Turns out he floated the idea that maybe, just maybe, church members should be a tad bit kinder to each other – but not anyone else, fuck those people – which ended in him being ousted by three of his own children and kicked out of the church last August. In fairness, kindness is some faggot-ass shit. I believe Jesus said that during his Sermon on the Pussy Mount because man-anus is gross. (Luke 6:35 WBCV)

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