Back in February, Frankie Muniz allegedly put a loaded gun to his head and threatened to shoot himself in front of his girlfriend Elycia Turnbow. When she called the police who took him to a hospital for observation, he politely thanked her by coming home and slamming her head into a wall. So naturally they just got engaged! Squeeeee! E! News reports:
“After 4 years together, I’m so happy to be ENGAGED to the love of my life @ElyciaMarie!!!,” Muniz wrote, adding, “Thank you everyone for the nice messages. @elyciamarie and I appreciate it!”
As for the bride-to-be’s side of the story: “It’s official.. I’m engaged!!!” she tweeted Saturday.
Why would a beautiful, young girl stay with such a violent little midget? If only there was some sort of simple answer that also confirms years of stereotyping… Oh, wait:
FRANKIE MUNIZ IS WORTH $40 MILLION.
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I’m sure this will turn out well.
Good luck idiots.
Amazing really the frequency and extent of stupidity that exists out there. He’s a nutcase, and she’s a stunned mullet who will marry him anyway. At best, they’ll be divorced in a year amid allegations of abuse (from both sides).
i’m hoping for murder/suicide.
I’m wondering if she has a sister who is half as bright? Maybe she would go with someone worth 1000 times less who gives her half the bullshit?
Another great moment in Hollywood marriages
…what a wonderful way to piss away $20 million. He could “marry” 20 girls way hotter than her for a fraction of that. Fucking fuck.
naw, most women wouldn’t put up with pointing guns at your head and then smashing their head into a wall.
What makes the world go around, gold diggers.
Doesn’t look good enough…to shoot one’s self over. Meh.
guess she’s ok, not suicide material. do we get to see her naked?
This is the best I could find out there:
http://www.sexdegrees.net/celebrities/elycia-turnbow/
sweet bolt-ons
It would be fun to bang her while Frankie watched, then cried and then shot himself.
Hey man, even I would take beatings from a sawed-off egomaniac for money like that. I would take it while screaming, “You’re not the boss of me now!”
You mean to say my stunning good looks, Adonis-like physique, witty and sensitive personality and enormous schlong aren’t enough to get the ladies?
*sigh*
If I had 40 million, I would do two things -
1. Never get married (though she is a cute POA)
2. Hang out the sunroof of a limo in Vegas, blasting “Burn It Down” by Crush Effect. Every day.
Do people still watch reruns of “Malcolm” i mean $40 million worth
It’s like the same invisible crowd that keeps Kayne West, Chris Brown, Black-Eyed Peas, Lady Gaga, Jersey Shore, et al viable. I don’t get it.
Jesus, no more respect for Frankie Muniz when Verne Troyer is 3/4 of your height? Frankie Muniz= Midget or the pc “Little People.”
Good to see a young couple come together based on love, common morality and a true respect for one another.
I’d say “What the hell is wrong with the world today?”, but this shit has been going on since Urg slaughtered a bigger wolly mammoth than Skog did and went home with all the bitches.
Urg and Skog-that made me lol
People of less intelligence have killed/try to kill people for< 40 million? " John Wayne Bobbitt and Lorena Bobbitt "
“tried”
Anybody notice the manhands on her?
I was too busy admiring the acid washed jeans.
What the fuck. Now that you pointed that out I can’t stop noticing. What is wrong with her hands. All i can think is that Seinfeld episode..
is there a pic of her in a bikini somewhere? she’s quite tasty.
Not to get all 5th grade grammar, but since when is it OK to end a sentence with a preposition?
“…in front of whom he threatened to shoot himself”? I dunno… the last time I prepositioned someone, the cops jumped out of the bushes and I was busted, so maybe I’m not an expert.
Haha! Iveski, oh you! Yep, I remember that day well – ah fuck did I say that? Misty water colored memories…
@kimmykimkim *grin*
it’s frequently okay to end sentences with prepositions.
Mini-me best stop making Crip signs, before he gets Frankie’s ass capped.
this is what Frankie needs to do to feel better about himself
How come when I threaten to shoot myself in front of a girl and then slam her head into a wall, she Tasers me and calls the cops instead of marrying me? What am I doing wrong?
You need $40m
Which one is Frankie??
Cant she get a pardon for just shooting him herself? America, we owe it to ourselves.
If ever there was one photo to explain this marriage…
Love your writing fish, keep it up!
He’s like a little Lars Ulrich
If this little mouse looking motherfucker ever did that to me, or any motherfucker, I would sooooo wake him up with a knife to his throat and a gun to his mouth. This bitch needs some fucking balls.
No she needs $40m
yeah, he looks normal.
Even thought the girl is cute and all, why the hell this idiot is getting married having forty fuking million dollars!
He can have all the gold digging ass that he wants!
All of them out of his league like this one!
That’s the point. He’s mentally/emotionally deranged to the extent he doesn’t realise this, hence his penchant for threatening to shoot himself over a woman.
Maybe it’s time he change his name to just “Frank.”
I won’t say anything negative about either of these two but I am finding it difficult to believe Muniz is that rich. I’ve never seen a complete episode of Malcolm In The Middle so I refuse to believe it’s THAT popular.
wow nice shirt, dickhead
Being a speech-language pathologist, I work with stroke victims on an ongoing basis. And, aside from the research to support it, most stroke victims I have worked with are individuals who have a history of alcohol and/or drug use and/or are smokers. Perhaps being Malcolm in the Middle didn’t open him up to the world of partying in LA (let’s face it, he probably wasn’t the guy they lifted the velvet rope for…he probably had to wait in line like everybody else), but being a drummer of a somewhat small-town band, did.
Thank you for the synopsis. Is that all?
Great Father and Son photo!