Francia Raisa in a bikini

Here’s The Secret of Life of the American Teenager star Francia Raisa – Relax, she’s 21. – conveniently posing for the paparazzi in a bikini and roller blades the same day her made for TV movie debuted. Unfortunately she’s an idiot because the Internet doesn’t work on Sundays, so now we’re just staring at her breasts for absolutely no promotional purpose whatsoever. Unless they’re capable of time travel. In which case, she should prove she’s not a terrorist by letting me get to second in front of Ben Franklin.

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