- The Chivette of the Week: Haley Almeida [theCHIVE]
- Michael Fassbender‘s giant penis premieres Prometheus in London. [Lainey Gossip]
- There’s a Toddlers And Tiaras spinoff now? Godfuckingdammit, America… [BuzzFeed]
- Katy Perry was Loki the whole time. (Warning: This will penetrate your mind’s butt.) [Dlisted]
- Salma Hayek‘s giant breasts were also at the Prometheus premiere. [Popoholic]
- How The Avengers Should Have Ended [Heavy]
- If you’re looking at Ashley Greene‘s pants, you’re doing it wrong. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Arya Stark taking the Cinnamon Challenge is all the Internet rage. [TooFab]
- Julianne Hough demonstrates how she gets Ryan Seacrest to run screaming out of her house so she can have some goddamn peace and quiet. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Martin Short is apparently the most forgiving person on the planet. [Starpulse]
- The Bourne Legacy IS EXTREME TO THE MAX, BRO. [FilmDrunk]
- 20 Sports Hotties Who Could Be Bond Girls [Bleacher Report]
- Kim Zolciak without her wig on making all your dreams come true. [HuffPost Entertainment]
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Let me stick it up your behind, honey, that’ll put a smile on yer dial.
Oh ya baby bend down a lil lower, use that butt, not the knees!
“How The Avengers Should Have Ended” was terrible. Usually they are pretty good. But this was a complete miss.
All Julianne Hough needs to do to keep Ryan Seacrest away is distract him with her brother.
I bet she loves taking it in the butthole.
Those photos don’t do her justice. Hotter in person.