Frances Bean Married A Dude Who Looks Just Like Kurt Cobain
When we last left Frances Bean Cobain, Courtney Love was accusing Dave Grohl of sleeping with her because he’s obsessed with Kurt Cobain. Jump to this weekend, where E! News reports Frances married a guy who looks just like her dad in a small ceremony that Courtney wasn’t invited to or even knew about because Courtney Love.
Courtney Love and Kurt Cobain’s daughter went under the radar and married her boyfriend of five years Isaiah Silva in a small and intimate ceremony recently, E! News confirms, and even her famous rocker mom had no idea it was happening.
“Courtney loves Isaiah, but was devastated to learn that Frances had gotten married without her knowing,” a source tells us, adding that, “Courtney really likes Isaiah and is very happy for Frances. Courtney is sad she wasn’t at the wedding.”
And while it’s weird that Frances married a dude who definitely looks a hell of a lot like her dad, when you factor in the vagina she fell out of, it really is a miracle that this is all she’s done. I would’ve given her a pass on at least two, if not three murders, and one hotel fire. I mean, Christ, Frances Bean’s shit is more together than Lindsay Lohan which means Courtney Love did a better parenting job than Dina Lohan. Courtney Love Courtney Love. This is our world now.