Fran Drescher in a bikini
For anyone who’s seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can’t even look at her. It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.
GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something’s missing…
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?