For anyone who’s seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can’t even look at her. It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.
GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something’s missing…
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?
JESUS: What?
GOD: Nothing.
Photos: Splash News
rhubarbular | December 21, 2009 at 12:46 am
jeez,,, between this and the tasteless brittany murphy post… this site has gone from sarcastic and funny to cheap and boring. bye bye forever superficial.
rhubarbular | December 21, 2009 at 12:46 am
jeez,,, between this and the tasteless brittany murphy post… this site has gone from sarcastic and funny to cheap and boring. bye bye forever superficial.
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Leandro | December 21, 2009 at 4:03 am
Good for age, great after the health scare she had.
Gary | December 21, 2009 at 8:47 am
Ok, the following youtube link will show you a hot Fran Dresher on The Nanny. It’s from the episode “The Bird’s Nest”.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Xea6QuaAw
Gary | December 21, 2009 at 8:48 am
Ok, the following youtube link will show you a hot Fran Dresher on The Nanny. It’s from the episode “The Bird’s Nest”. Check her out at the 7:05 mark.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2Xea6QuaAw
Jean | December 21, 2009 at 8:48 am
I can’t believe the author would write something like that about a woman. Fran looks normal for a normal aging woman, actually, she looks great. The press needs to wake up and give women a break, this is what real women look like without plastic surgery. So thank you Fran for loving yourself and being proud of yourself and representing yourself and real women. WE LOVE YOU FRAN & NOT THE IDIOT AUTHOR OF THIS STORY!!!!
Jenna | December 21, 2009 at 11:05 am
All I can say is that I love Fran Drescher, and still watch the Nanny when it’s on. She’s hilarious and a great role model for everyone who isn’t perfect. Go Fran!
Prancer | December 21, 2009 at 11:35 am
OMG you fat bitches. This is only normal in the fattest country in the world (that is the US for all you ignorant fucks). I know plently of women who are well over fifty and look better than most 20-year-old American women.
Stop trying to make being fat ok and put down the McDonald’s and bike to work instead of complaining about how hard it is to keep in shape when your ass hasn’t seen a salad or a work out in the last 10 years.
Prancer | December 21, 2009 at 11:37 am
OMG you fat bitches. This is only normal in the fattest country in the world (that is the US for all you ignorant fucks). I know plently of women who are well over fifty and look better than most 20-year-old American women.
Stop trying to make being fat ok and put down the McDonald’s and bike to work instead of complaining about how hard it is to keep in shape when your ass hasn’t seen a salad or a work out in the last 10 years.
over it | December 21, 2009 at 1:39 pm
fish, im done with this site. this kind of stuff isn’t funny. she’s just trying to chill on the beach.
Hunter | December 21, 2009 at 2:35 pm
I do not see what the problem is. Fran is great! She looks N-O-R-M-A-L…. get yourself out of LA and you will see she looks fab!
Vixen | December 21, 2009 at 3:35 pm
To Prancer:
I really can’t express how ignorant you are or heinously ugly ont he inside. “Ignorant fucks,” “OMG,” “salad or work out in the last 10 years,” really? What are you, fifteen? Act your age, you hateful little brat, and stop making generalizations. Older women are allowed to have curves, and I can tell you that from living abroad.
soahc | December 21, 2009 at 3:37 pm
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FeankJRouseau | December 3, 2011 at 11:07 pm
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Katie | December 21, 2009 at 10:14 pm
“It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.”
That was so mean, and well, superficial. I guess that’s why this site is called thesuperficial.com
Holliann | December 21, 2009 at 10:52 pm
… So she’s not a stick anymore. That doesn’t make her any less attractive.
I usually like your website; but I really hate when you destroy women’s bodies like this.
If you think that this is fat, you all have some serious SERIOUS issues. And you have unrealistic standards, and will probably end up alone.
Holliann | December 21, 2009 at 10:59 pm
… So she’s not a stick anymore. That doesn’t make her any less attractive.
I usually like your website; but I really hate when you destroy women’s bodies like this.
If you think that this is fat, you all have some serious SERIOUS issues. And you have unrealistic standards, and will probably end up alone.
Lily | December 22, 2009 at 6:29 am
Morons, she looks GREAT! Some 20 yr olds have worse cellulite than her. Go Fran!
mimi | December 23, 2009 at 2:46 am
Who gives a flying fart?!
She’s over in her 50′s and a cancer survivor.
She can wear whatever she wants in my book- she was out having a good time enjoying the weather.
Jennifer love hewwit on the other hand, well, that ho is just nasty.
who plays tennis in stripper shoes?!
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JJH | December 24, 2009 at 10:43 pm
52! I’d hit that in a second, she is all real and she looks great!
Truth Hurts | December 24, 2009 at 11:51 pm
You weak ass gay loving dogs. You would talk about a beautiful REAL woman. No sorry she doesn’t look like a little ass boy which is what you really want. She looks FINE like a real woman. To hell with all of you sick asses. By the way I have noting against gays but most of you are hiding wanting a man and not a woman. So you go for women that look like little boys. Leave real women alone!!
Minnie | December 26, 2009 at 1:51 am
Age does not make anybody fat. Getting sick or lack of exericise and unhealthy eating do. I’m forty and wear the same clothes size I wore in my twenties. My mom is 65 and she still runs four to five times a week and looks amazing. It’s all about taking responsibility of your actions. Unless, of course, you get sick or something, that is totally different. Cancer medication is hell for anyone’s body.
simone | December 26, 2009 at 10:32 am
wow, only comment from guys. Well she doesnt look that nice, but hey, most of you who write on this wall are old ugly bastards. Men look at yourself before you talk about a woman.
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CSTR | December 27, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I think all of you are really disgusting. First off you use language that even a drunken sailor wouldnt use, and then sit there and laugh and think it is all funny. I think you need to go back to school and learn to speak more clearly. Secondly, WHO THE HELL do you think you are, downgrading someone for their looks. Havent ANY of you ever heard that BEAUTY comes from within?? You could be the most beautiful and sexiest looking woman in the world and still be ugly ….by the way you act and are within. The ones who do all the degrading here are probably VERY VERY insecure in themselves. LEAVE FRAN ALONE and go back to your own lonely UGLY lives..
RavenBliss | January 1, 2010 at 4:45 am
Leave Fran Drescher alone. She had cancer, she’s over 50, and she’s had hard times. I love her voice and I love her. She’s my role model and she looked great during the Nanny, then she had cancer.
kennady | January 5, 2010 at 3:50 am
go to fuckin hell i love her shes amazing shes my fuckin role model shes 52 and still totally beautiful yall just need to shut the fuck up and get a life!!
shes the coolest most beautiful women in the world!!!
and i dont wanna hear some jack asses talkin shit about my role model its my dream to meet her!!
and wut the fuck is wrong with u guys shes beautiful and anyways looks arent everything she does soo much and shes such a good person!!
she helps women with cancer and think about it she made us all laugh when she was on the nanny and living with fran!!!
so yall just need to shut the fuck up and get ova urselfs!!
m65 field jacket | January 30, 2010 at 1:53 pm
she actually looks real good compared to some other girls
deols | February 20, 2010 at 8:21 am
Imagine the sight of these idiots with the audacity to comment negatively on this woman. Likely a gaggle of gross obese, beer bellied, right-wing, poorly educated trailer park trash losers. Fran Drescher has achieved (and earned) more in her life time that the lot of you put together. Go Fran, you’re great and you were in Hawaii on the beach, while the rest of these bozos were in some flea bag Oklahoma trailer park!! Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! (as Nanny Fine would say!!)
anai | February 27, 2010 at 6:49 pm
OK first of all she doesn’t even look bad okay???
you all seriously need to stop talkn shit cuz shes a beautiful women!!
she only gained a little weight but WGAF!! no matter what she looks like she will still be a GORGEOUS women!! I wanna see what the person who wrote this looks like.this is extremely HARSH! i hope she knows she still looks good no matter what ppl say about her!!!
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she actually looks real good compared to some other girls.
cheap 3g cell phone | March 25, 2010 at 6:36 am
OK first of all she doesn’t even look bad okay???
you all seriously need to stop talkn shit cuz shes a beautiful women!!
she only gained a little weight but WGAF!! no matter what she looks like she will still be a GORGEOUS women!! I wanna see what the person who wrote this looks like.this is extremely HARSH! i hope she knows she still looks good no matter what ppl say about her!!!
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Moonbeam | June 1, 2010 at 6:51 am
Makes me laugh to hear so many male posters here commenting on whether or not they would have sex with Fran, as if they had the slightest chance anyway. I’m sure that even at her age and weight, she would hold out for guys with a lot more going for them than any of the punks on this site who are dissing her. They should be worrying more about how to get a bank account that matches hers than who they would “hit” if they had a chance. I doubt she would be desperate enough to look at any of them twice — she’s actually busy being successful.
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jojo | June 4, 2010 at 1:26 pm
looks good to me…ESPECIALLY for a 50 yr old!
Sara | June 18, 2010 at 12:23 am
dudee get a life! stop posting picutres of 52 year old succeful women. stfu and get the hell out of here
blahblah | June 18, 2010 at 12:26 am
honestly who ever wrote this needs to get a life, this is so rude. Shes over 50. You need to stop blogging about celebs and how they look in a bikini. stfu and stop posting mean shit about pretty, successful, cancer activist.
Jack | August 21, 2010 at 7:20 pm
Are you crazy man? She’s really fuckable, and not only for her age: nice tits, nice belly, nice legs and nice skin. God bless plump women. I’d hit her royally!
Jon | August 26, 2010 at 3:56 am
damn shes still fine… aint nothing wrong with alittle cheese!
i’d gladly do her and soo would any other guy.
Casey | December 10, 2010 at 3:19 am
She’s 52, she looks great for her age. Do you expect her to look like she did when she was 20 and 30? Well guess what that is unrealistic. She’s not made of silicone, plastic, or full of any injections. She’s a real woman. And a brave one at that. She made her own tv show and overcame cancer, more than you’ve done clearly. So get your head out of your superficial ass and stop spitting out pointless vile.
Jeff | May 27, 2011 at 6:36 pm
Beauty is not just about appearance. She is a very appealing actress, who looked great in her Nanny days. So what if she’s put on weight, it’s hard when you get older to stay in shape. Her face still looks good, and if she takes off 10-15 pounds, she would still be hot. I’ve seen her on late night talk shows, and she just seems very cool.
tingalele | November 5, 2011 at 3:01 pm
i am seriously sick to my stomach and cant even begin fathom the type of foul miserable people you are… she just survived cancer and not to mention surviving being raped in front of her husband… and all you people have to do in your non worthless lives it to sit on your computers and say things about someone to make your selves feel better your wasting space on this earth… at least she has done something with her life and she shined while doing it while dealing the tragic things she has lived with and she has done it all wit a beautiful smile… she has gone through things that you little pussies would never understand and would never know how to deal with if it did happen to you. id like for all of you to post pictures of your selves so and see what people have to say about you cause im guessing you are not hot shit like you think you are….you must get some kind of power and feel like a big man/women hidding behing your computer criticising beautiful people because you feel so low about yourselves…. but you should because for anyone to say anything about he must be a pretty low disgusting person…. when i was a little girl i grew up idolizing fran and i still think shes an amazing beautiful person…. insted of all of you rude people saying rude things you all should be saying that shes an amazing person for surviving everything she has gone through with her head held high and goood for her to be 52 and wearing a bikini… power to you!!!
im only 20 and i can see how disgustingly childish everyone on her is so please, all i have to say is, grow up and get of your computer and get life, doing something other than criticising other people to feel better than yourselves!!!! hey since you like reading so much maybe next time you can pick up a book instead, i would highly suggest ” the miracle of mindfulness” so please get of your computer and do something with your life that is productive because at this moment you are just a waist of space, that’s wasting my air. thank you very much!
FeankJRouseau | December 3, 2011 at 11:01 pm
I’d fuck the shit out of that fat ass.
Tinna | January 5, 2012 at 5:30 am
I think for his age looks damn good. all age. if I look like in 53, so I will be happy. She is still a very beautiful woman. nobody is perfect.