For anyone who’s seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can’t even look at her. It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.
GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something’s missing…
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?
JESUS: What?
GOD: Nothing.
Photos: Splash News
Big Butt Leather Ted | December 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Shane,
There is no way you are a straight male and a fan of a celebrity gossip site. Therefore you are gay.
Love
Big Butt Leather Ted
Premo Rough | December 18, 2009 at 3:23 pm
You know I was going to goof on her till I look to my left and to my right. Ill bet you, your creamy panties she doesn’t have that stupid laugh anymore…you aint cute no more sweety…
FuckYouseBiotches | December 18, 2009 at 3:32 pm
Fran’s a beast!!! She likes to take it up the ass, preferrably from dudes that are hung like an elephant… she’s like an old, fat, less attractive Anne Hathaway.
Pat? | December 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
LOOKS LIKE JESSICA ALBA IN A BIKINI KIND OF.
whatever | December 18, 2009 at 3:37 pm
she’s isn’t perfect, but its not THAT bad. i think in a dim room she wouldn’t look too bad.
@26 jess – blake lively WILL look like this in about 25-30 years. she’s meaty.
have a heart | December 18, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Oh please, the woman had cancer and is over fifty. Give her a break.
Lionne | December 18, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I’M SURE CALLING A RAPE AND CANCER SURVIVOR the most unfuckable creature imaginable IS WHAT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER TAUGHT YOU.
asshole.
HackSaw | December 18, 2009 at 3:47 pm
I’d hit it with a sock in her mouth.
ahem | December 18, 2009 at 3:56 pm
she looks just fine! picking on her is just unnecessary. let’s not forget the woman has had cancer and fights hard to raise awareness for the cause. she’s a woman of the people, as you can see. a totally normal woman. i love her.
QUEENS REPRESENT!
lashanda | December 18, 2009 at 3:58 pm
Fuck people!! its a fucking gossip site! Get over youselfs!! this shit is funny! I’d hit is too
ForWhomTheBellTolls | December 18, 2009 at 4:01 pm
56. have a heart – December 18, 2009 3:42 PM
Oh please, the woman had cancer and is over fifty. Give her a break.
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That reminds me…
Dear Grim Reaper:
In the last year, you’ve taken Patrick Swayze, who was my favorite actor, you’ve taken Farrah Fawcett, who was my favorite actress, and you’ve taken Micheal Jackson, my favorite singer.
I’d just like to let you know that my favorite politician is Barack Obama.
(y, tiasj. ihniohap,nmhbhs.)
Rupert | December 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Hmmm… so she had uterine cancer… so… she can’t get pregnant? :D
Koth | December 18, 2009 at 4:02 pm
I’d tap that.
Secret Service | December 18, 2009 at 4:04 pm
#61 we are coming to get you!
Rumple Taintskin | December 18, 2009 at 4:06 pm
57. Lionne – December 18, 2009 3:44 PM
I’M SURE CALLING A RAPE AND CANCER SURVIVOR the most unfuckable creature imaginable IS WHAT YOUR FUCKING MOTHER TAUGHT YOU.
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As opposed to your mother, teaching you how to deep-throat the sailors down at the base.
BTW: Word is that rapist intended to kill Fran Drescher, but she started talking to him and the sound of her voice drove him away.
Matt-Zilla | December 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
i’d hit it, what? i LOVE milfs
the fountainhead | December 18, 2009 at 4:11 pm
I’d knock the dust off that pussy!
ForWhomTheBellTolls | December 18, 2009 at 4:12 pm
#64:
(y, tiasj. ihniohap,nmhbhs.) is:
Yes, this is a sick joke. I have no intention of harming any president, no matter how bad he sucks.
Rumple Taintskin | December 18, 2009 at 4:15 pm
63. Koth – December 18, 2009 4:02 PM
I’d tap that.
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For beer or syrup?
Keith | December 18, 2009 at 4:26 pm
Let’s see – droppy, saggy and fat. Cancerfied. Raped.
Bad luck is the only thing fucking her lately.
SuperficialToo | December 18, 2009 at 4:33 pm
For 50+, a string bikini is gutsy.
She looks good and 100% real.
She deserves a free pass.
In other words….I believe I’d hit dat if the opportunity presented itself.
sheesh | December 18, 2009 at 4:34 pm
Geez leave her alone she’s in her mid 50′s, I doubt Fish or any of us looked as good as she did in her hey day
noodle | December 18, 2009 at 5:03 pm
i would so nail that doughy ass.
Richport's Ghost | December 18, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Holy fuck. Someone hand me the hydrochloric acid and a ballpeen hammer. I can’t punish myself enough, I need to gouge out my fucking eyeballs.
Apparently though, back in the day, this chick was (is?) pretty wild in bed and loose as hell…. nowadays she probably only gets love from her vibrator.
Sara Dallin | December 18, 2009 at 5:22 pm
Women can’t win on this site. You bash them if they look too airbrushed, too plastic, too botoxed, too natural, too skinny, too fat, why don’t you guys just go ahead and bang each other. You know you want to.
Brutal Cock | December 18, 2009 at 5:38 pm
75. Sara Dallin – December 18, 2009 5:22 PM
Women can’t win on this site. You bash them if they look too airbrushed, too plastic, too botoxed, too natural, too skinny, too fat, why don’t you guys just go ahead and bang each other. You know you want to.
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We’d rather gang-rape you.
SO RIGHT | December 18, 2009 at 5:41 pm
OMG – this post made me laugh out loud!
“shove a wolverine into your ear canal” ha ha ha ha ha
Doctor Dot | December 18, 2009 at 6:03 pm
So what, she’d look great if she were Photoshopped.
Nelly | December 18, 2009 at 6:09 pm
That is the ugliest bathing suit I’ve ever seen in my whole life. She needs to burn it and buy a one piece.
Brittney | December 18, 2009 at 6:33 pm
Lmao, never coming to this site again. Not that I ever did, pure coincidence. Not even gonna mention it because that’d give you too much of the publicity and attention that you hope to have.
islam_are_fags | December 18, 2009 at 7:23 pm
@25 – ALL organized religion is bullshit. There is no god or jesus and the pope is a joke, and muhammed was a child molesting cock sucking faggit prick that has some stone age backwards assed camel fucking retards convinced that he had something important to say. We sit here and worry about money leaving the USA, being funneled out of islamic “churches” to overseas terror groups, all the while, the vatican is doing the same thing. All organized religion should be banned, it has resulted in countless murders, wars, and injustices, than anything else wicked man has ever thought up.
Now go fuck off you bible thumping, hippocritical, camel jockeying pussies!
AJ | December 18, 2009 at 7:36 pm
Grow up people. She is not a 20 year old bimbo from some men’s magazine.
Jay Popeski | December 18, 2009 at 8:16 pm
I’m not convinced it’s her.
Gary | December 18, 2009 at 8:19 pm
I love her, she’s pretty.
testington | December 18, 2009 at 8:21 pm
dude she’s in her 50′s and is a cancer survivor I think she looks pretty good. and when she’s dressed she’s still pretty smoking looking
dee | December 18, 2009 at 8:22 pm
she used to have THE most amazing figure
weird | December 18, 2009 at 8:23 pm
i can’t even fathom the kinds of guys who check this blog daily. are you old? are you young? WHY DO YOU ALL WANT TO FUCK FRAN DRESCHER?
#35 Bill fuck me hard | December 18, 2009 at 8:38 pm
Bill, your comment makes me want to build a dungeon and lure you into it…
Oh no, there won’t be any female male sex, well, not for you.
Big black offensive line man who just been released from prison waiting for you.
.I hope you are over 35-because this may hurt if you’re you’re younger.
Happy Holidays Love
spike | December 18, 2009 at 9:02 pm
Bill, you only wish you could get in bed with a woman over 35 who knows what the hell she’s doing. moron
truth be told | December 18, 2009 at 9:14 pm
@ 49, nice…
NOT just sayin'... | December 18, 2009 at 9:17 pm
You are all so fucking corny.
R4i卡 | December 18, 2009 at 9:38 pm
Fran Drescher, has put on some a lot of weight. I think for her age she still looks good.
noodle | December 18, 2009 at 9:58 pm
i cant believe youre all burning on her. her skin is toned and l mean…
…look at that sex belly. little chub-a-lub. i would rip that up and come back for seconds!!
Rasputins Liver | December 18, 2009 at 10:04 pm
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Yeah, well, Fishy…
…at least she looks way better at 53 than Tara Reid does at her age.
Plus, Frannie’s ot a nicer ‘tude than empty-head Tara does. I’ll take Frannie and her old gal bod over Tara, Cuntney, Lindsay Whorehan, Paris Skankton and the Kumdumpstershian (Kloe, Kim and the other similarly vacuous fat assed twat) hobags and most other young HollySTDers sluts any damn day.
Go Fran Drescher!
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redinburgh | December 18, 2009 at 10:14 pm
This woman just beat cancer. Give her a break.
wandakitty | December 18, 2009 at 10:36 pm
LOL! God forbid she’s not a 19 year old with fake breasts….any males born after maybe 1980 have no solid idea of what an actual, aging woman looks like that hasn’t been plasticized and botoxed into artificial youth. Women age too, it’s time to accept it and grow up about it. Don’t even get me started about the standards set by porn….it’s pathetic….God help this country!!!
wandakitty | December 18, 2009 at 10:38 pm
LOL! God forbid she’s not a 19 year old with fake breasts….any males born after maybe 1980 have no solid idea of what an actual, aging woman looks like that hasn’t been plasticized and botoxed into artificial youth. Women age too, it’s time to accept it and grow up about it. Don’t even get me started about the standards set by porn….it’s pathetic….God help this country!!!
Amber | December 18, 2009 at 10:51 pm
Wow, we certainly live in a women-hating society when a woman who was raped at gunpoint, beat uterine cancer, and is a successful producer, actress and business women must be subjected to these types of comments on her body.
For the record, I’d love whomever it thinks its acceptable to comment on people’s bodies to this extent and this negatively to trot his body out in a speedo. Bet I’d get bored of picking out flaws after about an hour and walk away laughing.
sickitten | December 19, 2009 at 12:01 am
Oy, she’s the type of woman who doesn’t come from good genes who has a fleeting moment of beauty from 25-35, much like Gwyneth Paltrow. Although Fran’s body & face were also better than Paltrow’s sagging breast and Plain Jane face.
Cat | December 19, 2009 at 12:11 am
WTF!! There is nothing wrong with her at all, I think she looks fine! What the hell is wrong with people today?? Not every one has to be a size negative 1. She’s not fat at all.