For anyone who’s seen The Nanny and/or heard Fran Drescher speak these pics are extremely unfortunate. It was bad enough her voice made you want to shove a wolverine into your ear canal, but now you can’t even look at her. It’s almost like God is trying to make the most unfuckable creature imaginable.
GOD: Hmm, the voice is nasally and repellent, but something’s missing…
JESUS: Jennifer Love Hewitt thighs?
GOD: Perfect! Thank you, son. Now what were you saying?
JESUS: I married that prostitute chick in the Bible.
GOD: The one with the awesome rates?
JESUS: What?
GOD: Nothing.
Photos: Splash News
George | December 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm
LOL dude, it’s called old age. She’s 52 years old.
Hollard | December 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm
Damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn. Bitch got big.
I wonder if Tiger would hit it?
jay | April 10, 2011 at 1:35 pm
me too
herbiefrog | December 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm
what? we said nothing…
Oveta | December 18, 2009 at 1:44 pm
thwarted
lol wut? | December 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
not bad for 52 years old though. i’d hit it.
Jess | December 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
leave her alone!! considering her age & that she obviously isn’t PLASTIC..she looks pretty damn good. all women have cellulite.
bob | December 18, 2009 at 1:45 pm
TARA REID NUDES PLEASE!!! Saving my last squirt of the day for the special occasion
sarah | December 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
whatever. i agree with george she’s 52. her face still looks great. her body isn’t even gross she’s just a little overweight. she’ll get back in the swing of things soon. yay fran!
lin | December 18, 2009 at 1:47 pm
i think she looks good 4 her age…
Cherrina | July 1, 2010 at 11:14 am
agree with u..i think she look great..doesnt matter if she has cellulite here n there..i think she is a nice lady..
Fish will Fry | December 18, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Damn that was funny!!!
lins | December 18, 2009 at 1:52 pm
i think she looks good 4 her age
hd | December 18, 2009 at 1:54 pm
how can you be that mean about a cancer survivor? she looks great.
JiggaJay | December 18, 2009 at 1:55 pm
ID HIT IT
me | December 18, 2009 at 1:56 pm
she’s over 50, come on.
Racer X | December 18, 2009 at 1:57 pm
I’d hit it.
Megan | December 18, 2009 at 2:02 pm
WOW… she looks AWESOME! She looks so… normal! for once! thank god… I love it! :)
Joe Blow | December 18, 2009 at 2:08 pm
Wow…. Is there no end to what science can accomplish? Someone was actually able to shave a dog’s ass and teach it to walk backwards!!!
Shane | December 18, 2009 at 2:12 pm
I was doing great today looking at all these hot chicks on the internet. Got a boner and now you killed it dude. Looks like I now have to wait until the wife gets home and have sex with her. Um, are trying to kill me.
Jennifer | December 18, 2009 at 2:13 pm
She is old, so cut her some slack for her lack of fittness….but at a certain age you have to know you are beyond the bikini. Time to get a one piece and know that the two piece days are OVER.
jay | April 10, 2011 at 1:43 pm
i’ll let fran suck me
munroe | December 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Dude she’s hot. Chicks don’t have to be plastic and anorexic with airbags to be sexy.
munroe | December 18, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Dude she’s hot. Chicks don’t have to be plastic and anorexic with airbags to be sexy.
Oveta | December 18, 2009 at 2:18 pm
@ 19 – have you been to a beach lately? Age has nothing to do with who should and shouldnt wear a two piece. FTR, I think she looks fine, not going to turn many heads, but perfectly acceptable looking.
MadMags | December 18, 2009 at 2:21 pm
WTF – she’s an adult, not an underfed American Apparel model. Cut the shit. Get back to Elin and Tiger.
Jake | December 18, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Put a blonde wig on her, and you have Jessica Simpson.
Alex | December 18, 2009 at 2:32 pm
Why is it that anyone, anyone can post whatever they want using Christianity in context of crude humor, and it is okay? Why is it that anyone, anyone can post whatever they want using Islam in the context of crude humor, and people have to be decapitated, burned, stoned, lashed, beaten, threatened, raped and otherwise excommunicated? And the, why is it okay for the United States to be seen as the bad guy in all of this?
I realize this has nothing to do with Fran Drescher, but maybe someone can enlighten me.
Jess | December 18, 2009 at 2:36 pm
Hard to believe the same God created her and Blake Lively.
leah | December 18, 2009 at 2:39 pm
you are a misogynist piece of shit, and while i understand that this is poorly written, unfunny satire, the venom that you continuously spew about women’s bodies promotes such a horrible, negative environment where it’s OK to openly mock, pick apart, make character judgements based on something as personal as how someone looks in a bathing suit when all they’re trying to do is enjoy some time off. would you say these things about your mother? sister? girlfriend? daughter?
seriously, how do you live with yourself?
asd | December 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
this one is just in bad taste…
she is looking fantastic, especially for 52. sometimes fish is just mean.
jay | April 10, 2011 at 1:36 pm
i would hit it too
Not Hysterical like #25. | December 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
#25 – The Prophet Muhammed is a flaming homo who likes to be fucked in the ass.
There you go. Happy? By the way, No one is going to be burned or decapitated, or blame the U.S., for me saying this, you silly drama queen.
url | December 18, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Looks OK but could use a little exercise.
bob | December 18, 2009 at 2:41 pm
because those (extreme) muslim motherfuckers are crazy!! they take shit too seriously, get offended too fast. Just like faggots and queers. If i was a faggot or queer and someone tried t insult me it wouldn’t bother me it would be funny!
Dirty Taint | December 18, 2009 at 2:42 pm
@ leah
Make yourself useful. C’mon over here and lick my taint.
Thank you.
lr | December 18, 2009 at 2:43 pm
This is what real women look like. I hope my bod looks that good when I’m 50.
Mike Walker | December 18, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Pointlessly mean.
Bill | December 18, 2009 at 2:46 pm
The shelf life of a woman is very short. After age 35, they are principally good for raising kids and taking care of the house so men can play golf. Their sexual value slides dramatically downward, from scoring relatively high at 35 to near zero at age 50. After 50, women aren’t good for anything, really, unless they are good cooks or can contribute financially so is punished by the courts when he dumps her to chase someone under 35.
Bob | December 18, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Dear Leah
first of all who gives a flying FUCK
second: don’t visit the site if you don’t like it
Third: I think fish would write shit like this about his mom, sis, grandmother.
to conclude i think people like you is why the muslims decapitate and burn people. they take shit too serious, fuck!!!! takes the fun out of everything
sincerely,
Bob
Deacon Jones | December 18, 2009 at 2:50 pm
What’s funny is, stylists do this chick up to look pretty sexy.
Imagine the poor schmoo that’s chatting her up all night at a hotel bar, putting up with nasally, Jewie personality alllll fucking night, just to get back to the room later thinking “YES!!! I’m going to bang Fran Drescher! Can’t wait to tell this story!” only to see this disaster after the miracle bra and whatever the fuck else they have these days comes off.
lol, fucking awful
Jesus | December 18, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Hey bob (#31), you realize that “faggots” and “queers” mean the same thing, right? C’mon, we know you’re stupid, but even your neighbors in your hillbilly trailerpark know this little fact.
Magnus | December 18, 2009 at 2:52 pm
@27 Get over yourself. She’s fat and out of shape not the Sister Mary. If it was some fat bald guy you’ed be yucking it up right with every one else and you know what He would be able to laugh at himself. So get a bit of humor and step off the soap box. Or accept that your sexist and learn own to live with yourself.
maeby | December 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm
way harsh dude. she looks good.
VtFarmboy | December 18, 2009 at 2:53 pm
its one thing if some 20 somthing babe has put on the pounds after posing for pics for the paps… but this lady is mature… actually i think for her age shes not doing that bad. Stop picking on fat old women and lets get back to the babes!!!!
chopper | December 18, 2009 at 2:57 pm
looking good
Courtyardpigeon | December 18, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Madonna is over 50 too…what’s your point?
She used to have amazing legs…now they are turkey drums
Ariana D | December 18, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Shame on you. Considering her age, and maybe the fact she doesnt want to look like every dumb, stupid, blonde plastic, factory manufactured piece of shit that the rest of hollywood seems to want.
this body is the AVERAGE body of many MANY americans. Shes NOT fat. She may not be TONED. but shes not fat.
fuck. have more important things to showcase. Does posting this make you feel better about yourself. She has cellulite.. So does Cindy Crawford, So does Tyra banks.. most people. god.
What does your Moms body look like?
Fran doesnt seem to think she has a horrible body. Shes the one out wearing a bikini.
SUPERFICIAL GET A LIFE!
whatever | December 18, 2009 at 3:01 pm
I love your site for its self-deprecating humor and pictures of models in bikinis. But it’s just shitty and mean-spirited to make fun of somebody who never set herself out as a sex symbol in the first place. Let’s get back to making fun of the Jon Gosselins and Paris Hiltons of the world, instead of comedic actors who have the same rights to look flabby on the beach as everyone else. Jesus.
VtFarmboy | December 18, 2009 at 3:02 pm
BTW number 35 has never had sex with a woman over 40….. trust me when women hit 40 its like a switch gets turned on and you cant shut them off….. irregardless of what they look like. Fran looks great for her age atleast she isnt all cut up and botoxed.
bob | December 18, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Jesus christ JESUS. this is exactly what i’m talking about. you must be a faggot, stop getting your panties in a bunch and laugh SHIT!!!
Jenny | December 18, 2009 at 3:12 pm
#46 – that “switch” that turns in when a woman hits 40 is the switch of desperation, when they realize all they can offer sexually is offering their sagging, dried up selves to a repulsive Vermont farm boy who is equally desperate.
Freggles | December 18, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Bob gets his panties in a bunch while telling others not to get their panties in a bunch. Now *THAT’S* funny.
Jones | December 18, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Still would.