Rapper Foxy Brown is being sent to jail today for violating her probation. People Magazine provided these details:
Last week, Brown surrendered to police on charges that she assaulted her Brooklyn neighbor with her BlackBerry device. Then, just one day after her surrender, police in Mahwah, N.J., pulled the rapper over after she was spotted talking on her cell phone while driving her 2007 Land Rover. Officers cited her for talking on the phone and failing to stop at a stop sign. In addition, Brown gave police officers a false birth date and a variation of her name. Forced to admit her real identity, police reportedly learned that the musician was driving with a suspended license. Her Land Rover’s registration also had been suspended.
In a Pulitzer-prize winning maneuver, People tried to give this cloud a silver lining:
Yet despite all of her legal troubles, Brown has made headlines of another sort: She apparently announced that she’s pregnant, the New York Post reports. According to the paper, the rapper was seen shopping at a New York City Bed, Bath & Beyond, where she said, “I’m getting married in September. I’m pregnant.”
I swear to God the mission statement for People has to read: “Give every story a fairy-tale ending or housewives will stop reading us.” They could report on global terrorism and the story would end with a princess kissing Osama Bin Laden in a cottage made of cupcakes. Of course, this probably isn’t the case, because housewives can’t read. But it’s fun to pretend, isn’t it?
I remember once she told a magazine she had chinese descent in her bloodline. LOL
I love this country!
why can’t i find one ugly feature on her face [minus ridiculous eyeshadow], yet at the sight of her i scrunched my face up in horror?? it’s like the whole is LESS than the sum of her parts
If you cover up its eyes and just look at the nose and mouth, it’s Rodman. And Rodman needs to shave his mustache.
I don’t get it, is Foxy Brown a semi-famous Transvestite or something?
jrzmommy is a fat ugly cow
Yes, housewives just want everyone barefoot and pregnant and trapped and fat, just like us. Fuck off. You’d fall off your little bicycle on the way to Blockbuster if I bent over my garden in my short shorts, bitch.
When I first saw the picture above, I thought that an ape had escaped from the zoo, broke into a 99 cent store and stole some eyeshadow, then was arrested by police while they ran a zoo check.
I look at her and I think, why not let dogs fight?
If that picture doesn’t say “evolution”, then I don’t know what the fuck does……..
Monkey…..LOL
@56 MMMSimmons knows how to suck a good cock and toss a good salad. . . . . . . Ask his brother Richard…………..
Is it just me, or every time a remotely famous girl is arrested for anything, she just happens to get pregnant?
What the hell are you talking about? Housewives cant read! Who the hell do you think is reading all this crap anyway? Maybe you were just trying to be ironic?
ugly as hell
i think it’s time to drop the “Foxy” moniker
@65 – funny but shit you made me spit my coffee over my keyboard damn you.
Wait, so her being knocked up with an illegitimate kid is supposed to be the “silver lining” to the debacle known as her life? Come again?
lolol @ the housewives comment, anyway. Man, it’s a rough life when your “job” consists of sitting around your shower robe reading gossip magazines and finding out who dies next on One Life To Live.
nagger please needs a gun………………and a girlfriend without a penis
Oh yeah i hear thats what you yanks’re into these days
NEVERMIND
she calls her self “the ill-Nana” More like “The EWW-Nana” she should get a hobby like collecting lil kim dolls or something.he he he
Housewives can’t read, what was that comment for? I just became a housewife due to ill health of one of my children, and I have a MA degree. What about you?