I’ve learned from experience that there’s a few things you shouldn’t do while in court. Shouting in tongues, threatening to eat the baliff’s face, oh, and acting like a 2nd grader in front of the judge. Yeah, that will get you hogtied faster than a sweaty Elton John on his wedding night. With that said, the three of you who feel sorry for Foxy Brown and her hearing issues can stop now.
The trouble started, according to the AP, when Judge Melissa Jackson accused Brown of chewing gum, a no-no in court. Brown responded by opening her mouth and sticking out her tongue “as if to show her mouth was empty,” the wire service said… All of this led to Brown being handcuffed, which led to Brown reportedly scuffling with a court officer, which led to the threat of jail.
You would think Foxy has been in court enough times to know the routine by now.
Foxy “Making Faces,” Not Friends [Yahoo!]
Nikk The Templar | December 24, 2005 at 2:19 pm
Oh, that Foxy!!!
lulypop | December 24, 2005 at 2:34 pm
do people really care anymore?
andrewthezeppo | December 24, 2005 at 3:59 pm
I thought this was a site to make fun of celebrity news. Was the judge Judge Ito? Because then I might give a crap.
Zanathon | December 24, 2005 at 11:32 pm
If I was her lawyer, I’d state this:
“Your Honor, my client was just performing harmless tongue exercises for if or when she is ever sentenced to prison and needs to make nice with a nasty bulldyke lifer. IF I may, your Grace,I would also like to take this opportunity to plead the Chewbacca defense on behalf of Ms.Brown.”
derekd | December 25, 2005 at 10:52 am
Your reaching with this story Superficial. Reaching. Desperately. Reaching. Oh, so, desperately. Reaching.
penguin | December 25, 2005 at 2:11 pm
aww, give her a break. maybe she couldn’t hear what the judge was asking her, and didn’t want to speak because she’s deaf and can’t hear herself. so she visually presented her no-gum-chewing mouth in order to communicate.
MortyFishbein | December 25, 2005 at 2:16 pm
I’m agreeing with Penguin.
Trajan K | December 25, 2005 at 4:26 pm
ditto I agree with penguin.
DJTEEL | August 25, 2006 at 8:41 pm
she’s typical ghetto trash