Foxy Brown attacks again

February 16th, 2007 // 67 Comments
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Rapper Foxy Brown was arrested in Florida yesterday for battery and obstruction of justice after a disturbance at a beauty supply shop. There weren’t any further details, although in a similar incident in New York last October she was sentenced to three years probation and anger management classes for assaulting two nail-salon stylists over a $20 manicure, and was ordered to stay away from the manicurists for the next five years.

Can you imagine going into a beauty shop expecting to look beautiful but coming out looking like Foxy Brown? You’d be crazy not to attack the people you thought were responsible.

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  1. carlogo

    First!

  2. griffmills

    she looks like shit-on-a-stick

  3. RichPort

    Foxy Brown is such an oxymoron… it would be like calling a Mexican who suffers from a cleanliness OCD Dirty Sanchez. Or calling Paris “virus free” Hilton. She’s brown, but she damn sure ain’t Foxy. Those Korean ladies (c’mon, you know they were Korean) should have doused her in chemicals and set her ablaze.

  4. She used to look decent……..guess that’s what happens after you break up with Jay-Z.

  5. BarbadoSlim

    “Foxy” Brown, let’s hear it for the ghetto ladies and germs.
    This is what MLK and Malcom X died for…?

    *golf clap*

    act like we’ve got some fucking sense people.

  6. caljenna

    Aren’t manicaures supposed to be kind of, um, soothing and relaxing? What the hell do they soak her hands in?

  7. caljenna

    *manicures*

  8. Lizzle

    I have a feeling NOTHING in Foxy Brown’s life is relaxing. I bet she’s got that weave pulled within an inch of it’s life and you know those acrylic nails are at least 5 inches long. She should change her name to “Foxy Crack Whore”.

  9. Niecy

    I guess she needs to be banned from all nail shops, hair salons, and beauty supply stores.

  10. schack

    she looks pretty good, i think. predatory :)

    at least she didn’t destroy her face trying to be white, like lil’ kim.

    speaking of which, i can’t even conceive of the rage to which she has unimpeachable entitlement.

    next time you gotta put those badly-done silk-wraps to use, and bury them in the bitch’s face!

  11. Niecy

    Foxy, assaulting people won’t change the fact that you are ugly.

  12. wowzers

    Ok, I will admit, this girl is nasty!! There is nothing attractive about this girl at all!

  13. RichPort

    I saw her once in a “tight” pair of jeans. She has less ass than an 80 year old white dude on the bikini in a oair of Speedos. Just another reason she’s a disgrace to her race. That Indian woman who sold her hair to feed her family for a month got bald for nothing.

  14. WiseMan

    The question is………… Is that a baboon or an orangutang???

  15. schack

    little niggaz always runnin’ their mouths,
    when a bitch is better off to masturbate and be out. all you bitches up in here know what i’m talking about.

  16. RichPort

    That’s obviously a baboon… orangutans would never be caught wearing that shade of eyeshadow.

  17. whitegold

    Does she even have money any more? I imagine her to be pretty broke without any real disposable income or cash inflow, so that might explain why she gets pissed over $20 manicures that can’t magically make her hands look nice. I mean, shit, if $20 was like all the money you were going to be making that year, you’d be pretty pissed to if your magical manicure wasn’t really magical. Like in Jack and the Beanstock, remember how pissed his parents were that he gave up their cow for some stupid magic beans. Someone probably read that story to Foxy recently so she was thinking that the manicure might have some magical effect also?

  18. schack

    the surrepitiously racist “baboon” comments only make you look stupid in the face of any undergrad or even highschooler, who has given the slightest attention to the way that data often doesn’t support its conclusions, without the help of whitely “small man” complex.

    you know, a canadian researcher determined that the smaller your penis is, the greater your chances are of having a higher IQ.

    think about that, until your ship comes in, that is.

  19. aproka

    Who is she? Oh, nevermind, who cares?

  20. critic

    #3 – “Dirty Sanchez”, huh? … so it was the real RP back on that Anna’s baby thread. Disgusting.

  21. Wow, Foxy! First deaf and now caught without makeup? Damn, she looks sadly average.

    Did I say average? i meant below average. And below average, I mean damn ugly.

    I’d still fuck her, but because I’ve never fucked a deaf chick.

  22. WiseMan

    Number 18……….YOU are the racist one for insinuating it. I only posted a question that everyone must be wondering.

  23. schack

    “i think x, therefore everyone must think x”

    have you told your psychiatrist this?

  24. MrSemprini

    I’m holding out for lemur. She’s too primitive for even a baboon. Actually, she reminds me of the time I nearly got picked up by a female impersonator.

  25. fame is funny

    Pam Grier is the only Foxy Brown to me.

  26. whitegold

    #18 – I’m a little confused. You seem to be trying to say that racism is wrong and that only an idiot would make racist comments, and you go on to justify that by making a racist, and untrue, generalization about some whitey “small man” complex? So in your wisdom, it’s fine to be racist if your insult white people but wrong if you’re insulting black people?

    Further, based on your whitey “small man” complex, I’m going to assume that you’re trying to insinuate the black man = large penis theory? But you then say that research supports that the smaller your penis, the higher your IQ? And thus, by saying that black guys are large and that smaller penises = higher IQs, you’re essentially calling black people idiots?

    Brilliant post buddy, in your attempt to provide racial justice you were effectively racist against both white people AND black people. I don’t know how you managed to do it, but that was sheer brilliance.

  27. ImaCracka

    She aint Foxy but that bitch sure is Brown!!!!!

  28. danielle

    I agree with 26. Enough already with the ‘big’ one ‘little’ one complex.

    Move along and post something about Toxy Frown.

  29. RichPort

    #18 – Some people do in fact look like animals. Jay Z does look like a camel. Patrick Ewing does look like an ape. My dick does look like a giant snake. Liam Neeson, Paris Hilton, and various other white dudes look like birds. I would have expected you to discern the sarcasm there. I guess most things for you are airplane jokes, you know? Waaaaay over your head.

    #20 – Seriously, who the fuck cares what you think? There’s a lot of idiocy on these posts and a lot of idiots who post as me. So I have no idea what comment you’re referring to, though I have made many a fucked up sexist, racist (though technically, by definition, I can’t be racist, more like bigoted), insensitive comments before. In short, blow me. Is that disgusting enough?

    #21 – Very fucking funny. That’s the same reason I wanna fucked someone with advanced Parkinson’s disease. That, and I won’t have to move much.

  30. schack

    that was actually the conclusion the canadian researcher drew… which was the source for the cultural myth.

    i think it’s pretty clear he had “small man’s complex,” and yes, he was white. the extent to which white men are wont to adopt his questionable statistics as truth, i think, has something to do with the way the white man redeems himself in the shadow of his own insecurities2.

    why can i make claims about white people?
    we live in a segregated country, my dear. i’ve been conducting formal and informal research on white men all my life.

  31. RichPort

    #26 – Excellent analysis. Everyone knows dick size is proportional to body odor, you more you stink, the huger you are (that’s right, I said huger). And I smell like romano cheese left in the noon day sun.

  32. schack

    as for whether or not his theory was true, i don’t know. i don’t think he measured enough penises to really extrapolate, it’s a recognized fact that IQ tests are culturally biased, and it’s not certain that IQ tests really test for what’s commonly called “intelligence” anyway.

  33. schack

    for once i agree with you, richyMcDick

    the bigger, the bigger.

  34. RichPort

    Gee schack… I feel all fuzzy inside, like an inverted kiwi. The only thing unbiased on IQ tests is the math. Oh, and the questions about cups and saucers… I dn’t know about your ‘hood, but we were all about saucers in the Bronx.

  35. lustpockets

    once again the man is trying to keep her down

  36. justsmartenough

    wow… you turda are worried about each other’s stupidity while there is a seriously stupid looking picture to make fun of. I think the looks like an Andes mint with the light green eye shadow. But i wouldn’t eat her. not by a long shot.

  37. justsmartenough

    wow… you turds are worried about each other’s stupidity while there is a seriously stupid looking picture to make fun of. I think the looks like an Andes mint with the light green eye shadow. But i wouldn’t eat her. not by a long shot.

  38. schack

    wow. you wouldn’t eat her!?

    lm?o?

  39. schack

    wow. you wouldn’t eat her!?

    lm?o?

  40. This dame used to beez so hotz.

    -Cyborg Frank Sinatra

  41. Clete

    Foxy might have had a point. Bad manicures and bad haircuts can make a person cranky. I have had a couple of hair-mares where I felt justified to clobber the inept service providers.

  42. jrzmommy

    I’m betting it had something to do with the store running out of SoulGlo.

  43. woodhorse

    #25 You got a Witness, Amen. But, let’s be fair, if, in fact, I went into a salon and came out looking like that some bitch better be giving my money back and then some. Salon slut deserved to be thrown down the stairs for that eye shadow color alone. Did the Judge see that eye shadow color? That makes me want to cry. Oh the Inhumanity!

  44. WiseMan

    That looks like a coconut with buffalo hair attached.

  45. dancehallcrasher75

    It’s clear the reason she got pissed. Someone at the shop told her, very seriously, that green eye shadow was back in style. Once she realized the truth, she freaked, as did all the people that looked at her that day.

  46. dancehallcrasher75

    Oops, sorry woodhorse. Looks like I should have hit refresh before I posted my comment, cause yours was a whole lot funnier than mine. My grandkids just bought me this machine, and I am still trying to get used to it. I’m miss my good old typewriter!

  47. RichPort

    29. My troll Wally got a bit carried away today with the racist stuff. I guess he’s off his meds.

    Any regular will not easily confuse your posts with mine, because as everyone knows, I am neither racist, amusing, nor heterosexual. And I’m hung like a bug, not a snake. Fucking sloppy, Wally.

    Carry on.

  48. RichPort

    34. … and the cocks. Yeah, we’re all about the cocks.

  49. RichPort

    29. My troll Wally got a bit carried away today with the racist stuff. I guess he’s off his meds.

    Any regular will not easily confuse your posts with mine, because as everyone knows, I am neither racist, amusing, nor heterosexual. And I’m hung like a bug, not a snake. Fucking sloppy, Wally.

    Carry on.

  50. RichPort

    34. … and the cocks. Yeah, we’re all about the cocks.

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