Gossip Tidbits

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I have some gossip tidbits, actually alot. These are mostly first hand accounts from people. Most of it is dated ( but no lesss juicy) so I'm just gonna say that if anyone has a problem with it, take it up with a Mod. Most have link but I've decided to take them out due to the no hotlinking rule.

P.S. I'm posting this because the holidays are two days away so why not some gossip as a gift giving jesture from me to you.


britney dirt:

She goes to the hotel where I work often (her condo
in Santa Monica is near the hotel), and once came
to restaurant I go often while I was there. I was
shocked to see her smoking Marlboro lights, trashy,
and fat. Well, I admire her. She's not trying to
impress anyone and doesn't feel pressured about
that shit. I hear she's nicer than a lot of
celebrities. And yes she's got more zits compared
to me too. The shit you can get away with when you're
filthy rich.

George Michael's cousin stole a
bunch of crap from his office and
posted it on ebay. It seems that
his cousin Andros Georgiou is
trying to start a management company:

Andros is selling stuff that he
got from George's office:


Here's the email that George's cousin sent
out to fans:

Here, is my new Business Web Site it is a Global
Distribution Music / Company. As you, know I worked for
George Michael for 20 years until he kicked me out on
my ass for no good reason I was running his company /
brilliantly dealing with companies like Sony Polydor
Universal AEGEAN CBS Hardback CBS Epic Sony AEGEAN to
mention all of them (twice).Me and my team have combined
20 years experience to make a New Global Business /
Music / New Type Of Company That Is Totally New for
the Music Industry using, The Internet.

I would like animal -nightlife to become the worlds
greatest meeting place for songwriters and artists JUST
LIKE YOU as well as working in TV/VIDEO/FILM and other
Internet stuff.

Cheers

Andros

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I recently (this year) heard from a friend who is a sound
tech man, that word is around (even in the union) that
they're using old check standards because they can't get
Courtney Love , or even one of her people (it seems all
the people who knew what to do have been splitting) to help
them make a new sound check master disc, which apparently
she desperately needs because she's lost notes in her singing
voice, and is in bad need of a new sound check disc to make
her live performance sound come somewhere near to matching
the old back tracks and the tunings. Also people are demanding
to be paid in advance for work (almost unheard of with a big
star) and if the rumor is anywhere near true she's been
offering, excuse the expression, personal services, to people
she realizes she can't do without, with almost no takers. I
haven't heard anything that pathetic since some of the stories
about Janis Joplin begging and clinging to guys legs as they
dumped her.

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Shar Jackson dirt

Shar Jackson, jilted girlfriend of Britney Spear's fiance
Kevin Federline is supposedly much older than she claims.
Here's some dirt I found:

"Crazy thing is that Shar is 41...she was born May 27, 1963.
..she graduated from college in 1987, so that leaves plenty
of time for as many kids as she likes. So let's just say she
had her 1st in 1987 there is still 17 years to have 3 others."


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WWE Dirt

There have been reports of both verbal and physical abuse
taking place against the wrestlers down in Ohio Valley
Wrestling which is World Wrestling Entertainment's official
developmental territory. From what I have heard the problems
occurred during the training of the three of the women who
were down in Louisville Kentucky. An un-named source told
me today that the abuse started when both Ivory and Jacqueline
were sent down to Ohio Valley Wrestling to help train three
of the women in that territory who were under WWE developmental
contracts. Apparently on the first day of training Ivory
pointed out both LaTasha Marzolla and Bobbi Billiard before
their session and told them, "Girls like you f*ck your way
to the top". She also made it clear she wasn't interested
in having them take her spot in the WWE. Once the training
started I have heard both Ivory and Jacqueline would bump
the ladies like "crash test dummies". In one reported incident
Jacqueline was teaching LaTasha Marzolla how to properly
do a snap mare takedown. From what I have bee told Jacqueline
was roughly forcing Marzolla to flip over by grabbing and
pulling her by her hair. Marzolla was reported landing
"awkwardly and incorrectly" on to her ankles each time
but the move was continuously done. Early into here training
LaTasha Marzolla suffered double sprained ankles and also
tore ligaments in her one foot. It was reported she was
injured during her training session in OVW. Both LaTasha
Marzolla and Bobbi Billiard were recently released from
their developmental contracts because WWE officials
stated they weren't catching on to their wrestling
training.

World Wrestling Entertainment's developmental territory
Ohio Valley Wrestling has recently been questioned by
doctors about the tactics they use when training future
WWE Superstars. After a number of the wrestlers who were
being trained got injured the doctors who treated them
apparently called the company to ask about some of their
training tactics. Apparently some of the wrestlers practices
included bumping in the ring for eight hours at a time.
After the complaints were made Rip Rogers was fired from
the company and no explanation was given for his release.
The releases of both LaTasha Marzolla and Bobbi Billiard
are also believed to be related to this incident. World
Wrestling Entertainment officials said those two were
let go because of not catching on to their training fast
enough.


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Frugal Gourmet Gossip
I actually met one of his alleged victims when I lived
in Tacoma. Suffice to say, the guy didn't have anything
nice to say about the Frugal Gourmet or "fucking fags".
Supposedly he worked in the kitchen when Jeff Smith (I
think that's his name) was in charge of it at the
University of Puget Sound and Jeff would groom every boy
he came in contact with or some such story according
to this guy. Hmmm.


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Dirt on Vanessa Bryant from a school friend:

She is very superficial, has absolutely no goals, and
truly loves money. Born Vanessa Urbieta Cornejo (father
& mother are 100% mexican) Later became Vanessa Cornjo
Laine (mom married a Caucasian guy) Now is Vanessa Marie
Bryant (didnt want any of her mexican names) Kobe seems
to be in a total state of denial. It's really sad. Before
they married, court documents show Vanessa's family life
was already in turmoil. Her mother and stepfather filed
for bankruptcy in 2000, and Kobe helped them out with
cash gifts worth more than five hundred thousand dollars,
according to documents filed in the Laine's pending
divorce case. Kobe also paid off a $230,000 mortgage
for his in-laws Garden Grove house, according to the
court filings, as well as phone, dental and credit card
bills and two car loans.

1- she was "normal" in freshman year but in end of sophmore
after she got discovered at da beat summer jam concert...
she became kinda stuckup like she was better looking than
everyone else.

2- no she did not have any money before kobe, her family was
an average family. her home was in garden grove (near huntington
beach) so it wasnt all that..it was a typical normal house.
she was not at all above average.

3- no she definitely was not the popular girl in school.
People never took her seriously when she got in the videso
because there were other people at marina h.s. that was in
other commercials and tv shows too so it was no big deal.
she was known as the mexican girl who wore hoochie stuff and
all made up (not all of the times). she wasn't as pretty as she is
right now.

4-oh no she did not do well at all in school. She an average C
student and her favorite class was drama class. she hated school
and never wanted to be there. her future goal before kobe was to
be the make up artist for the stars...she was really good at it
for not having any professional schooling.

5-yes she had a couple of other boyfriends but none of them serious.
she did however dated a guy right before she met kobe...he was also
mexican and went to marina

she was known as the "chola" of Marina H.S. who was
unmotivated, didnt like school, dressed hoochie, wore lots of
makeup, and not to mention cursed alot. She never liked anyone but
her own mexican friends. She didnt like the blacks, asians, and
whites. But that was typical at Marina because the mexicans were
considered poor and always looked down upon so thats why they hated
them. I didnt care for her then BUT I cant stand her after she
publicly announced she is dating Kobe...all hell broke loose at
Marina after that. She bragged sooo much and was sooo conceited and
stuck up.

You know what the sad thing is?? WHen vanessa was dating kobe, she
didnt even own a car so she borrowed her dad's dodge for everytime
she went to see him. Her dad graciously gave her the car
everytime. I dont think he knew what she was doing but nonetheless
believed what she told him. Vanessa never really did anything to
show she liked her stepfather so she used him whenever she needed
his car. She even got a ticket speeding one day and her father paid
it off. He was a nice man but his wife and daughter pushed him to
his limits. Vanessa's mom after vanessa dated kobe turned into one
of those "i want to look like my daughter" mom and started wearing
sexy clothing and she started acting like she was the one who was
dating kobe....this drove stephen crazzzyy because he wasnt even
into all that.

Her step dad was a nice man...very patient w/ the two gold digging
mother-daughter pair. Yeah whoever told you those things was right
on. Her mom dresses very sexy especially after kobe and vanessa was
dating cause she felt she was the star. She too also bragged to
neighbors and coworkers about her daughter new found fame. Vanessa
stepfather made more money than the mom and was supporting the
family so he kinda got screwed after divorce since it does show
vanessa's mom made less he has to support her. Which is bullshit
because vanessa supports her mom all the way. She has to pay w/
cash because she cant show that she has money...that wouldnt look
good when youre asking for alimony from your exhubby.

She worked in some normal company....I think it was even an assembly
company. Her mom made just over the minimum wage and she sat alot so
that could be where her back problem came from. Vanessa didn't talk
about her mom's job at all because I think she was embarassed that
her mom didn't make as much as the other mothers at Marina H.S. Her
cousin was the one that told people what her mom did.


When she got the ring, she showed it off to everybody and kept
talking about it stupid trivial ways like "hmm i should have worn
my white shirt so it can go w/ my ring" or "they should have let
kobe's bodyguard go to school w/ me to protect my ring". She did
all of that and the funny thing is she showed if off soo much that
she came in touch w/ one of the trouble maker and he tried to steal
her ring from her. SHe got all shook up and didnt want to come back
to school because
of this.

I dont really know if vanessa finished her home-schooling to
graduate but yes she was home schooled. SHe caused such a stir at
school w/ her braggings and stories that it cause some guy to
attempt and steal her ring so that did it for her and her mom.
During valentines day..kobe delivered thousands of red roses to her
homeroom and she felt like the queen and was soooo stuck her.
uurgghh i could not stand her that day because she kept talking
about how she better get use to this fame cause its gonna get worse.
Her mom did not want her to go to school anymore so they got her a
home schooling program. No she did not walk at all nor did she come
out to support her friends that were walking. Like I said before,
she had a couple of boyfriends and she dated alot. I dont think she
was know as a slut by everyone but of course there were girls pre-
kobe days that thought she was a slut (maybe they knew something I
didnt know). I think out of high school, she might of slept around
because she did go out w/ the rappers after her video shoots. And
from the stories i heard most rappers will do their video
models...its kinda like a normal thing. SHe was definitely not
known as the virgin nor innocent girl. As for the
abortions....there was a rumor in high school that she got
one...this was before kobe days.....but that was just a rumor so I
dont know how solid that is. All i know is she never wanted kids
because she thought that would make her fat and ruin the way she
looked. BUT when she married kobe, she tried sooo hard to get
pregant....she tried everything, therapy, hypnosit,
massages....because for some reason she couldnt conceive. She was
soooo thrilled when she found out she was pregant.


her mom because she dresses like
Vanessa but it looks weird cause shes old. She too also shops at
Forever 21, its funny how she tries to squeez into all of the tiny
clothes there. Oh when Sophia found out who Kobe was, I think she
was more in love with him than Vanessa was. Vanesa bought sophia a
brand new gold mercedes and she too got a speeding ticket right away
and the sad part was Stephen paid for sophia's ticket. As you can
see, Vanessa and Sophia think of Stephen as a bank and not as a
father nor husband. Vanessa is very much like her mother in more
ways than one. Her mother too was very into her mexican heritage
and wanted to be with another mexican man after vanessa's real
father but the ones she met had no money and stephen had a decent
job and made a decent living so she went for him. Its sad when the
three are all together cause vanessa and her mom talks in spanish
and would laugh and stephen would have no idea what they were
talking about...I thought this was very disrespectful.


Latest and greatest I hear (I'm a friend of a friend of Stephens) is
that Sofia is coming after his airline miles and vacation pay he got
when he was laid off from his job. This woman is a real loser.
It's clear that she's still in love with him if she is thinking
about him this much! lol... When you're living in a 3million dollar
house and your requesting airline miles from your ex who is barely
scraping by, unemployed and living in an apartment? What's wrong
with this picture! Sofia is really low class. And yes, like mother
like daughter. They're both gold digging sluts.

Vanessa never did take the S.A.T. because she had absolutely no
plans at all to go to a University or any other 4 year college. Her
plans was to go to Goldenwest Community College and study
Cosmetology.

We had to take this passage exam in order to graduate and it was a
very standard test. It had the mere basics on it and was a
requirement for graduation. The test was given in the freshman and
throughout your 4 year in high school for those who did not pass the
first time in their sophmore year. Vanessa finally passed in her
junior year. She tried several times and failed all the time.
Finally she passed in the junior year and she was sooo happy.

I have to admit, she was not smart at all in academics and when she
did talk, she sounded very ditzy like shes clueless. So whoever
said she had street smarts...she really didn't. BUT when it came to
money, she was smart....she absolutely loved money and knew what she
had to do to land kobe and she did. Its funny but back in high
school, she had a slight accent. Now after having a speech coach,
she sounds much better. She hated public speaking so she couldn't
get any speaking roles on tv at all (I think it was her looks too
because back then she looked like a mexican gangster chick)....the
only roles she got was being a model in music videos.

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Eric Douglas is not fondly remembered by his fellow
comics:

He asked me to help get him booked in a club in L.A. that
I work from time to time. He new the owner was always
good to me. When they weren't interested he called the owner
and cussed him out on the phone.

He did a "guest set" one night before I was to go on. He
was to do 7 minutes, instead did 20 and pissed off a great
crowd. It was the most indulgent display I have ever witnessed.

Well he was late for several shows I used to book, he made one
of my waitresses cry, he gets in fights with many comics, you
tell him to do ten minutes-he does 35, he drains the audience,
he got in an argrument with the hotel manager which almost lost
are roomrate for the upcoming comedians, and he doesn't tip.

The only story I ever heard about him: He's staying at the
Super 8 in Minneapolis and gets all junked up and throws a fit
at the motel so they call the cops. Peg Bauer (oh, yes) is there
as they drag his cocaine crazed ass away and he yells at her to
take care of his little dog. She takes the dog home with her,
the next day he tries to get her arrested for stealing his dog.

Spent a bizarre couple of hours hanging out with the guy - well,
mostly trying to escape gracefully - when he did a set at the Laugh
Resort here. He called me up on somebody's recommendation and I was
curious. I remember the manager greeting me with "So, you here for the
freak show?"

Douglas's set was a clumsily-cribbed collection of Seinfeld lines and
dated Internet jokes, all delivered with that mirthless, machinelike
drone you only get from being coked out of your mind. It elicited a
few chuckles, no outright laughs, although the guy immediately claimed
afterward that he'd received a standing ovation.
I asked him about some of the bits (including Seinfeld's "On the right
is the Grand Canyon. On the left, nothing!") and he insisted he'd
written them all. Offstage, he went on and on almost mantra-like about
how badly celebrities are treated and how "they can't get to Michael,
so they take it out on me" (by way of explaining his string of arrests).


Holy Shit! About -- I don't know -- ten years ago that little prick
(Eric Douglas) hired me to write him material. He wanted to do some
stand-up comedy and a couple of decent clubs in town had expressed a
willingness to book him based on, you know, he's Kirk's kid and Michael's
brother. We made an arrangement, a verbal agreement 'cause this was back
in the days before I knew enough to get everything on paper with a signature.
The deal was for a shitload of material that he wanted, so I did the same
sort of agreement I do now: a minimum buy of ten jokes, but a guarantee
that I'd write a lot more than that for him to choose from. I wrote him
pages of material. I took them to him. He said all the material was great
but he wasn't sure which jokes he wanted. He wanted to try them all out
and work with them for a while before he chose jokes and paid me. I told
him that this was no good; once he's tried them in clubs I can no longer
use or sell them elsewhere. I reiterated the agreement. Pick ten or fewer
and pay me the minimum or pick more and pay me the minimum plus $50 per joke.
(I also knew, but did not say, that new comics have difficulty getting the
laughs they want regardless of the quality of the material) He told me he'd
have to call me tomorrow 'cause he didn't have his checkbook with him.
The next day he called and said that none of what I'd written was any good.
I saw him at the Improv that Friday doing fifteen minutes of jokes I'd
written. When I approached him he refused to make eye contact and buried
himself in a huddle of fawning sycophants so that I couldn't get in to
confront him about it. Little fucking weasel bait. He was one of the
reasons I started doing written contracts with all my clients.

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Filth@Go Blind Item

Could it be that a certain sexy actor has been caught with his pants down? Not
only that, but he was caught by his then-girlfriend. I'll go one better -
he was caught with his pants down by his then-girlfriend while he was getting
all freeky with another guy! OK, so maybe the galpal was stalking the talented
thesp, but it's not like she didn't have good cause. After all, only a
fool would assume all that glitters is gold.


Answer: James Franco and Marla Sokoloff
He just finished a movie "Fool's Gold."
Plus he's a Golden Globe winner.

NY POST/PAGE SIX...06/27

WHICH loveable actress' hubby is a jerk? Pals of the
bubbly blonde say her spouse was so desperate for her
to lose weight after she had their baby, he called her
"fat" and "unattractive" and said if she didn't lose
the weight he would have to look elsewhere for a bedmate.

Answer: Kelly Ripa & Mark Consuelos. She wasnt losing
weight fast enough (for him) after she had Michael (kid 1
of 3) so for Christmas that year, MC's "present" to her
was one of those total-body-fitness machines. He's always
on her ass about how "fat" she is post-partum.

NY Daily News

Which one-hit-wonder band's frontman is looking
like a Park Ave. matron after an ill-advised beauty
procedure? Some things aren't made to be broken.

I wouldn't call the Goo Goo Dolls a one-hit wonder,
but I think Johnny Rzeznick had a nose job. The
song Iris has the line "When everything's made to
be broken".


LA.com Blind Item
On- and off-camera, this sizzlingly sexy TV and movie firecracker looks and
acts just about as straight as they come. But among those in the know, the dude
is getting semi-affectionately nicknamed “The Toolbelt Queen.” That’s
because, when he is isn’t busy working--or cherry-picking the crop of
gorgeous, willing women who hurl themselves at him--he cruises solo to suburban
Home Depot-type stores, which tend to be packed to the rafters with the butch
plumbers, painters and workmen types that get him all hot and bothered. What
better way to kick back from the stress and strain of checking out those aisles
of nuts, bolts and widgets than to linger in the men’s rooms of those stores
a little too long and a little too often? When things go especially well, the
party transfers to an out-of-the-way motel, where the booze flows and the manly>men start to...well, you know.


answer: Craig Bierko

"The Cherry Picker". He was in that in 2000.
"The Suburbans". He was in that in 1999.


Dangerous Production

This hot star was in early negotiations for a
smallish, independent movie that advisors said
could forever put to rest any reservations about
his acting talent. While in the office of one of
the potential producers, the actor noted some
family pictures and got a surprise: He recognized
one of his recent hook-ups. Casually asking about
the photos, the grungy guy got an even bigger
shock. Though he likes his male partners young,
the lusted-after one avoids jailbait, preferring
them in the 16 to 20 age range, depending on
local laws. To the actor’s genuine astonishment,
the producer’s son had lied to him; the big-for-his
age-boy was not yet 15. The star, giving no
explanations, backed out of the film fast, fearing
a scandal of Jacksonian proportions. He’s now
telling friends that he’s asking for ID before
his brief liaisons.


Answer: Keanu, clues 'grungy guy', 'Dangerous Liasons'
(he was in it)

That closeted Latin heartthrob—no, not that one, the
other one—has been making some discreet inquires to
find a suitable mother for his bound-to be-gorgeous
offspring. Why would he, you ask? Isn’t he “involved”
with a woman already? Friends say the current love
may have nixed kids for the near future; in any case, t
he hunky hombre has cooked up a bizarre scheme. He’s
going to impregnate another woman and allow it to
become public, killing three birds with one load:
He can dump the present princess, have the child
he wants, and forever cement his image as resolutely
het lothario. It seems a pointless and risky ploy,
since his reputation is currently spotless, but
amigos say he’s serious.

Answer: Enrique Iglesias; There the infamous Interview
magazine party he attended with his bf at the time,
the ones where said boyfriend got pissed about Enrique
not rebuffing Christina Aguilera's advances quickly
enough and shoving a finger up Enrique's ass as an
Interview photog was snapping their pic.

Mad Production
A certain bisexual wild child is trying to sell a story
idea that has film-backers baffled. What she’s shopping
around town is a remake of von Stroheim’s uncompleted
silent epic Queen Kelly—the tale of a convent girl who
inherits her aunt’s African brothel, marries a
degenerate planter and, eventually, ends up with a
prince. The original production was killed by the advent
of talkies but, regardless, would have been unreleasable
as filmed. In 1922, scenes of panty sniffing and
suggestions of sadomasochism, among other sexual
specialties, would have never passed the censors.
Associates and advisors are wondering just what drug she
took before conceiving of this endeavor. Worse yet, she
expects to depict considerably more bizarre exploits
for this modern version, planning on pushing the envelope
in ways that would make Madonna salivate. (For the part
of the old queen, she’s reportedly asked a kinky,
totally mad sexbomb to play the role of the kinky,
totally mad ruler. Sadly the actress was offended.
Not by the characterization or even the age, but
merely by the size of the part.) The farouche femme has
already hired a screenwriter but friends say it’s a fated
project. Nonetheless, this strange chick is known to
be pretty savvy about her career so anything’s possible.


Answer: Angelina Jolie, who could forget her say 'I would
have married Jenny Shimouzou'.

Celebrity Encounters

Elijah Wood is my arch-enemy. He ran into me, literally,
at the 2001 San Diego Comic-Con. He almost knocked me
over with his big gay man-purse and he knew he did it,
but didn't apologize. Of course, I didn't know it was
him at the time (it was before Lord of the Rings), so I
flipped him off. He didn't see it since he turned his
back on me and then was suddenly surrounded by fans.
I only realized it was him when a friend of mine who
saw the whole thing asked "Dude, did you just flip off
Elijah Wood?" Heh. Elijah was carrying was a small cloth
messenger bag type thing, but the strap wasn't crossed
over his chest like one. He was carrying it like a purse.
A man-purse.


Robert Sean Leonard almost knocked me on my ass in NYC
a few years ago when I was killing time before seeing
"The Music Man," in which he was playing the titular
role. I went around the corner from the theater to buy
some gum and he came out of the drugstore I was heading
into in such a hurry that I had to jump back to avoid
being plowed over by him. Being overly polite, I
immediately said, "Excuse me," even though I hadn't
really done anything and Mr. "What? You're Supposed
to Sing in Musicals? Fuck that, I'm Speaking All My
Songs" (Grr) didn't even give me so much as an
apologetic glance before heading, silently, on his
way. Dick. Like saying sorry would've killed him or
something. I mean, it's not as if he was saving his
voice or anything. (Can you tell that I'm still
bitter about the non-singing thing? I want my
$75-plus-Ticketmaster-surcharges back).

Two years ago my husband and I were walking through a
quiet area of the French quarter in New Orleans, and
as we came to the curb, crossed a street to the other
side, I turned to my left and saw a guy walking towards
us with this huge blue and red parrot on his shoulder.
He was pretty tall and the bird's feathers went all
the way down most of his body. I had my camera out,
and as we continued on, I said to my husband that we
should take a picture of this quarter-character with
a huge parrot..so we turned around to do it and the
guy was none other than lame-o Harry Anderson from
Night Court. I didn't realize it until I asked him
if I could take his picture and then he was all
smug...as if I were paparrazi or something and wanted
a picture of him! We still crack up everytime I clean
out my box of photos and come around that one. He was
all "Just one picture, ok?" and "Thanks for watching!"
Dude, we thought the parrot was cool, NOT YOU!

I had a bad experience with Robert Sean Leonard a few
years ago. My friend and I were waiting to see The
Iceman Cometh, in which he was appearing. Robert was
walking from the coffee shop next door up to the theater
and plowed into my friend, almost spilling his hot
coffee all over her. He didn't apologize or anything,
or sign an autograph when we asked him. I managed to
snap a quick photo of him, and it's in my photo album
labeled "Robert Sean Leonard being an asshole."


I live near Santa Fe, so I see Gene Hackman all the
time. No one bothers him, he's a local. He looks like
your average middle aged guy, except for his scary
reddish movie actor hair. Also he drives a souped up
little sports car and never, never engages in eye
contact. Not the pleasantest person really. I think
he would freak out if someone did something as
untoward as ask for an autograph.

Being a flight attendant I'll see the occasional celeb.
Erika Christensen SUPER nice, came up to the galley and
talked a lot. Kept asking her questions but she kept
diverting the questions back to me (where are you from,
how is your life working for an airline, etc.) and I
just wanted some gossip!

Tom Wolfe Eccentric dresser and oh so polite and proper.
Everyone in First was an ASS that day except him. Very
nice man, when I thanked him at the end he put out
his hand to me and acknowledged the difficult people
I had to deal with.

Joe Montana Really tall and not very nice. Told us
he wouldn't sign any autographs, even for kids.

William Hurt Very, very nice. Sat in the back of
coach with his son. Had a lot of people hanging
around him chatting him up and he seemed to be having
a good time. I was working in First but I walked back
and said "I just saw Body Heat again" (which was true)
as I passed by. He just smiled and said "yes, that
was a great one".

Didi Conn On the red-eye after the Grease reunion.
Very tiny, nice, looks great.

Nancy Allen Very sweet, looks great. Told her I
loved her work and she says "thanks, I love yours
too". She wasn't being a smart ass though, was
genuinely nice and said my job was much more
important than anything she'd ever done. Hardly
Nancy.

Artie Lang (from Howard Stern, Old School)
Mellow, quiet, funny, nice. I'll be honest,
I was a little scared he might turn our flight
into some bit on the HS Show, but he was so nice.
I started it out right by saying I'd better not
hear anything about old, fat flight attendants
on the show!

Marley Shelton Not very nice. Apparently thinks
she is all that. Ummm, no.

Gilbert Gottfried Shorter than me (I'm 5'4"),
quiet, very polite. Used a different voice.

My roommate had Michael Vartan and said he was
very friendly and did autographs/pictures with
the crew.

Another f/a told me she had Danny Glover onboard.
He demanded to be boarded separately, had to have
his meal at a totally different time and was rude.
This isn't a bit surprising to me considering other
info we've had on him.

A young gorgeous friend of mine interning for a
New York based magazine was incredibly excited when
she got to meet Denzel Washington at a big party.
(This was maybe six or seven years ago). She was
even more excited when her boss said she could join
them for drink after the party. They went to a
darkly lit swanky place and Denzel was entirely
professional and friendly. Then he offered my friend
a ride uptown in his limo! and he stops at his hotel
and acts like of course she'll join him. I think the
hand on the knee etc started, but as my friend said:
"Denzel doesn't act like he needs to sweet talk
anyone." She kind of stutters - I have a boyfriend -
which he laughs at, and finally she says - and
YOU have a wife. He responds " young lady, you're
very naive." Limo pulls over - lets her out - and
he doesn't even say goodbye. He just picked up his
cell phone and started gabbing away. Never even
said good bye.

Some friends and I met Tia Carrere (what is she on
now, the D-list?) and she was a total bitch. A friend
of mine was doing her makeup on Relic Hunter at the
time, so when we saw her at the club we thought we
would say 'Hi'. My friend asked: "Are you Tia
Carrere?" And she said: "It's Carr-er-ay" or something
like that, and turned away to chat with her friends.
Later we were talking with some of the guys she was
with and she gave my best friend the stink eye because
one of her entourage liked my friend. She also did
this when we chatted with the bouncer outside for
a while. Listen lady! It's not your bar just because
you know the bouncer too!

My roommate worked on WALK ON THE MOON ('97). Dustin
Hoffman's company produced. In the original script
(which the silly girl threw out years ago!), it was
much more about the great passion between the blouse
man and Diane Lane's character. However, Dustin thought
Liev was a young Dustin Hoffman (that egomaniac!),
and so the film was edited to focus on Liev and Diane's
marriage (sorry, can't remember any of the characters'
names - haven't seen it since the cast & crew screening
7 years ago!). According to her, there is tons of
footage of scenes between Diane and Viggo - they should
do an extended version there. According to roomie,
Diane & Viggo were hot and heavy during the filming,
but it seemed to fizzle out soon after - the typical
shoot fuck. I don't think there were any hard feelings
- they seem to genuinely like each other, and Diane
is a charming woman (again, all according to roomie).
We think the budget was around $8m, so definitely indie
and low budget. She remembers the story about Diane
lowering her ask price so that Viggo could fit in the
budget, but none of these people brought home much
on that kind of budget. That is all I know, except that
Liev was an ass and Anna too intense for someone so young.

Exene Cervanka (Viggo Mortenson's ex) actually knew a
friend of mine at the time, I think it was 1980, and
they were the *it* band of LA at the time, playing
everywhere. My friend said hello to her and I was
there, and so I started speaking to her and my friend,
as if we were all in a conversation with each other.
Just to let you know, at that time my friend was a
very popular and well-known person in the scene and
was very wealthy. And everyone knew it, esp. in the
scene. I started talking to Christine/Exene and she
made a nasty face at me as if to say "how dare you,
peon, talk to me!", and...truthfully it's been so
long, I don't recall exactly what she said to me,
but it was rude, crude and mean. I remember feeling
shocked, as I had liked her music, but you know, it
doesn't really matter. I love how she can't even
hide how she looks in photos anymore. I also remember,
even before chatting to her, how ugly she was compared
to the photos and posters I'd seen of her. THAT was a
shockeroo. Then the rude mean behaviour towards me.
I was rather shocked at that.

[candy]

Ryan Seacrest's Dick

Hi, KIRKER! I'm the one who saw Ryan naked in school
in Atlanta. Mind you, at that time I wasn't taking
notes but as I recall he is cut, brown pubes, longer
than most of the other guys there at the time but
with a small head. You know the type of cock where
the shaft is much bigger in girth? That's the Ryan
I remember.

************************************************** *
Happy Fun Hip Hop Gossip

I got this in the mail the other day, its filled with
hip hop gossip!

Wingo from Jagged Edge is a weed attic, he loves strip
joints and taking exstacy, his shower has hair all in
it and he is having sex with his cleaning lady/interior
decorator, who is 40 years old.

Mya gets around. Ever wonder why such a pretty girl is
single in the industry...well hold on to your hats
for this cause here's her "hit" list...Jayz, Damon
Dash, Sisqo, 50 Cent, Just Blaze, Silk tha Shocker,

and Lil X (the video director)....I hear she stooped
even lower and has added Lil' John now.



Country music gossip
************************************************** ***

Bryan White, duh-super gay, he was doing the guy
in his band with the long hair that played lead
guitar (forgot his name) and yes he was married
at the time.

Terri Clark, again - uber gay, even saw her
'getting close' with another woman by a pool
table at the bowling alley in Hermitage

Chely Wright, also gay but apparently lost a
girlfriend in a car wreck so hasn't been dating
a lot but does have a girlfriend the last I heard
...called animal control in Nashville a couple
of years ago and was upset and put her "roommate"
on the phone. She surrounds her self with nothing
but us homos, like her fan club prez that she
passes off as her "date" at various things...
too bad he's been sleeping with Trisha Yearwood's
tour manager..at least he was, which was how
he got the fanclub gig in the first place.

Jason Sellers, was married to LeeAnn Womack...
also was sleeping with Trisha Yearwoods tour
manager at one point...no wonder he divorced LeeAnn.

Trisha Yearwood, plays for both teams, a few years
ago there was a songwriter (James House) that was
successful for a while and Trisha was "good friends"
with his wife (Holly House)...like Terri Clark
she likes to play pool before getting it on...
the interesting thing here is that Holly & James
got divorced and Holly moved to Los Angeles and was
actually on an episode of Loveline that I saw (as
an audience member) and mentioned the whole thing
without saying Trisha's name.

Robert Reynolds (of the Mavericks and was married
to Trisha) soooo gay, actually asked me backstage
at the Opry once where I got my pride necklace
cause he wanted to get one like it...after he and
Trisha divorced he was living with a boyfriend in
Nashville but don't know what he's up to now.

Kim Richey, gay gay gay and a bedmate of Trisha...
the guy she had as her beard was sleeping with
Robert Reynolds.

Porter Wagoner, I know it's gross to think about,
but c'mon how many straight men wear that many
rhinestones?!? He has been know to have trysts
in the wings of the Opry House with younger guys,
especially back when Opryland Themepark was still
around and there were all those young wannabe
singer guys in the shows there.

Anita Cochran, (whose actual last name is Cockerham)
is also super gay and as of about a year ago was
dating that Suzanne girl from the GAC country video
channel.

Naomi's real name is Diana - daughter Wynonna's
real name is Christina - Ashley did not change
her name. This was one of Naomi's brainstorms or
awakenings as she prefers to call it. Naomi is a
certified nut case and a habitual liar.

Wynona is also very poor with money. She spends
and spends including on Ashley when she was
younger and teh aforementioned bankruptcy of
their restaurant, Trio, in Nashville. Ashley
tried to help her with finances once Ashley started
making money (and starting raking it free stuff
from designers and magazines) but Wynonna would
not deal with a budget. She did, however, set
up trusts for her kids

Tanya Tucker went through a few years w/o a hit and she
toured small cities. My uncle and some of his buddies
closed a bar with her and the owner let them stay after
closing. This was in Sparta WI population 5000. My uncle
said she was drunk and acting really slutty with one of
her crew members and she even warned him not to drink
so much that he couldn't get it up later. My uncle said
she was really skanky with greasy hair and her stage
make up on. She and her roadie boyfriend both smelled
like cigarette smoke and feet.

Alot of them Lakers are cheats I know first hand
.
I'll tell you a secret I know....Shaq has a mistress
in Dallas, TX. He bought her a house and he spends his
time with her when he is in town. He called up one of
the stations one time and asked if he could dedicate
"Piece Of My Love" by Guy to her. (off air, of course).

Allen Iverson is rude.....he told "us" he hated white
girls and refused to tip one at the strip club one
night hanging.

Tyrese has white bumps on his "manhood". A female
voluntarily told me she had sex with him and saw it.

DMX isn't the only one smoking crack rock........
.. (drum roll) his wife does it too....

Mr. Irv Gotti was caught by his wife at a hotel a
couple years ago with a groupie. She banged on the
door and beat him down and was arrested for it, but
her dumb butt went back to him anyway. He is still
with the groupie till this day.

Serena Williams has dated Keyshawn Johnson, Corey Maggette
and a couple of other no name athletes....word
on the street is they all talk about how fine she
is but how bad she smells during sex.

Beyonce is not innocent - she had an abortion at
age 18. She was pregnant by her ex, Lindell who
resides in Houston, TX.

Kelly Rowland is now dating Roy Williams of the
Dallas Cowboys.

Laker player, Rick Fox and wife, Vanessa Williams
are both infected with herpes. She contracted it
from her ex-hubby which was one of the reasons
they split. Somehow Rick didn't care and married
her for love anyway. They have one child named
Sasha together, who she delivered through c-section..

Shhhhhh..........Halle's no good in bed. She refuses
to give "brain" and when she does she's lousy.
Ms. Berry acts too good now, but back in her
Jungle Fever days she was boning both Wesley and
Spike...........Wesley beat her when he found out.

Loon has a male lover. Yes. Mr. Loon prefers to
be on the bottom and hopes this secret never gets
out.

[candy]

Tara from 'The Bachelor' stole $300
two years ago, according to this LiveJournal.com
user.

The Livejournal reader writes:

Does anyone ever watch that show "The Bachelor"? Well, I
never have, but the women in my office have been talking
about this girl from Shawnee who is on the show. Well,
she also graduated from OU so I've heard of her, but I
never turn on my TV, so I have no idea who she is, and
I'm thinking "Big deal" Right? I open up the Oklahoma
Daily today and there is her picture! She used to live
in my house! I took over her lease about two and a half
years ago, and she conned me out of $300 bucks -
intentional or not I don't know, but she owes me money!
I thought she was real nice and seemed very trustworthy,
so when we took over her lease I agreed to give her a
check for her deposit. Of course this was her idea, it
was supposed to be simpler than if the landlord gave
her a check and us turn around and give him one for
the same amount. She said she talked to him about it
and I didn't even question it (cause I was a moron) so
I wrote her a check for $300, but months later I find
out we don't have a deposit. The landlord said he told
her she wasn't getting it back because she broke the
lease! And so we just GAVE AWAY $300. I tried for a
month or so to locate her and then just gave up, but
I want all to know The Bachelor's Tara owes me money!
If it was that easy to con us out of money, then she
deserves to keep it, cause we were just plain stupid


About a month ago, Justin Timberlake, Morgan Freeman, and
Kevin Spacey were filming in downtown Vancouver, at the
beautiful library, which is right by my work. Me and a
couple of people from work ran into JT and Mr. Freeman
getting coffee and the two girls that I was with started
talking to JT (who was apparently very nice and gracious
and talked to them for about 10 minutes) and I got to talk
to Mr. Freeman (he told me to call him Morgan, and I swear
that I just couldn't) for a couple of minutes. I told him
how much I loved Shawshank, and he talked for a bit about
how much he enjoyed working with Tim Robbins, who (should
that be whom? I never know) he described as an amazingly
generous actor. Also, we talked a little about Se7en, and
how Brad Pitt was really funny on set, especially during
the really traumatizing scenes. Then, he had to go back
to the set. All in all, my best and most enjoyable celeb
encounter. The girls also raved about JT and how funny he
was, which I didn't really expect.Also, the coffee shop
that we were in saw both of them and Kevin Spacey all week
that week and said the same things we did, and that JT
would leave $50 tips for coffee on a regular basis. And
for those of you who care, Morgan was quite tall, and
Kevin is tiny. Lastly, my friend works on that set, and
says that everyone there just loves Morgan, and that JT
is surprisinly non-diva like. Also, Kevin Spacey is a
giant assole. Not that that piece of info will surprise
anyone here.

Unfortunately, the Michelle Branch is a definition of
an uber bitch, from what I understand. I've always heard
she was but that had been confirmed from several students
from my school that helped out with the Virgin College
Mega Tour. She even told a group of girls that wanted
to thank her for coming out here, "I'm not Michelle.
You're talking to the wrong person." and got back onto
the tour bus. Some roadie had a stunned look on their
face and when the girls turned around to ask him if
that was really her, he said yes and shook his head.
Seriously, I hate this girl.

During the 1992 election I worked as a clerk in the
hotel adjacent to Clinton/Gore campaign headquarters
in Little Rock. All the politicos and journos stayed
there, often for months at a time. Wolf Blitzer was
the only long-term guest who wouldn't use his first
name with us; he always called himself "Mr Blitzer".
I don't remember many details about his stay but
have always remembered that he was a pompous asshat.
In case you were wondering: Clinton and Gore themselves?
Darling, friendly and fun, and good friends at that
time. Their Democratic party underlings? Unbearable.
Pollster Stan Greenberg and Stephanopoulos can suck
my dick for the rest of my life (ah! I've waited eleven
years to say that out loud). As for the journalists,
the public radio and PBS folks were golden; the weekly
newsrag writers were the most atrocious people I've
ever encountered. Network TV folks were somewhere in
between, basically well-meaning but hideously
overworked and overstressed. The CNN on-air people
were unpleasant, but the producers were fabulous.



I met Farrah
******************
Years ago, I was at an eastside movie theater in
Manhattan waiting for the 2pm show. We had to wait
in the lobby until the doors opened. I was standing
right next to Ryan O'Neal and Farrah Fawcett. There
were about 20 people in the lobby. Ryan was an
absolute asshole--chattering the whole time and
every sentence started with the word Farrah--said
loudly. Being New Yorkers, no one went over to them.
Anyway, Ryan looked great, but Farrah looked terrible--
no makeup short straggly hair, too thin, pointed nose
and chin, beady eyes. Really homely. (She was doing
a play on Broadway at the time.) What annoyed me most
is that she never asked Ryan to stop from yelling out
her name. She hardly said anything to him. Later, we
go into the theater. About 2 minutes into the movie,
Ryan yells out, "Farrah, I'll be right back." Then
he comes back and screams, "Farrah, I got the popcorn
stand to open just for us." Unbelievable

Regis is dumb
******************
I was a contestant on the millionaire show about
four years ago, when it was at its peak and regis
was hosting it, and yes, he seems quite dumb. Among
other things, there was one question that had
"sidney poitier" as a possible answer, and it took
regis at least 7 or 8 tries to pronounce the name
correctly. The director kept making him do pickups
and regis kept messing up and then getting really
cranky about it, as though it were ridiculous for
anyone to expect him to pronounce SP's name correctly.


marilu henner
********************
It wasn't disappointing, since I was not a fan
before this encounter, but when working one of
those cheesey award shows around 12 years ago,
I had to slip past Marilu Henner to deliver
something to the director, and the look she gave
me (since I was just a peon PA) was SO incredibly
haughty ("how DARE you be anywhere near me!") I
almost couldn't believe it.

morgan fairchild
********************
Morgan Fairchild was snotty to me backstage at a
performance in 1999 of a play in Taluca Lake. Had
an attitude of "what are YOU doing here?" and the
thing was she was honestly the worst perfomer in
the place. It was a comedy - "Crimes of the Heart"
about some wacky southern types -- and she indicated
her lines, and was so not funny. And yes, at 50 her
face looked good, fuller almost fat then, but the
point was she had these old gnarly witch hands
with scary tendons and veins popping out... and
claw nails. And whenever she'd raise her "old woman"
hands up to her smoothe broad almost fat face,
well, it just looked all wrong and strange.

shiva, dylan, and selma
***********************
Another benefit in Orange County not long ago,
the kind where they hire B- and C-list celebs
to grace us mortals with their presence. Dylan
McDermott was there with his "actress" wife Shiva
Rose. (Has anybody actually ever seen her act?)
Anyway, Selma Blair was also there and the three
of them spent the whole night in a corner, as
if they were afraid to be infected by non-celebs.
It was actually kind of funny, esp. because one
of the event's publicists kept trying to get
them to circulate, but they continued to sit
there by themselves.


merv griffin
***********************
Years ago, I saw Eva Gabor at an art festival
in San Diego with this older, heavy-set white-haired
guy with a beard who just screamed "gay" to me.
He kept looking at my friend and me very obviously
trying to initiate something. Later, I said
something to my friend about how good Eva looked,
and he replied, "Yeah, but Merv Griffin is
obviously a huge closet queen. And I do mean huge!"
I hadn't even realized it was him.


helen hunt
************
I was at some Off-Broadway show back in the late 80s,
and Matthew Broderick and his then-girlfriend Helen
Hunt came in right before curtain. Sat in the aisle
right across from me. Matthew acted like a normal
person, but Helen was covering her face with her
playbill, trying to be "incognito". Funny thing was:
no one was looking at them. No one even noticed them
slip in. She truly looked like an idiot...an arrogant
idiot. And she hadn't really done anything back then.
Good Grief.


dick clark
**********
I went to see 'Pretty Baby' in NYC with my best female
friend, the movie had been out a few weeks & we decided
to check it out. The theater wasn't crowded, so we had
our choice of seats. We took seats near the middle &
put our coats on an empty seat near us. a dark haired
guy sitting alone behind us. I joked to my friend;
"Probably some perve, here to see lil Brooke naked!"
She turned around & reported back to me; "It's that TV guy."
I was like; "Well that could be anyone, WHO is he?"
I got up, making believe I was looking for something
in my coat pocket. I looked at the guy, shooting him
a quick smile. He looked at me & didn't smile back.
It was Dick Clark. He was all alone. He seemed very
annoyed. He should have gone to a private screening
if he didn't want to sit with regular people. We
certainly didn't disturb his viewing, as the movie
hadn't started yet & the house lights were up.
I sat back down & whispered to my friend telling her
who he was. She seemed excited. Within a few mintues
of the movie starting, he got up & moved away from us.
He either heard what we said about him being "some
perve" or didn't want to be recognized. He looked much
older & tired in person than he looked on TV. Obviously
the camera loved him, because he didn't look so 'young'
in person. And this was what, the late 1970s when the
movie came out?

Jimmy smits
*************
I was in Albuequerque and attended a luncheon where
Jimmy Smits was given some kind of Hispanic achievement
award. Later that day, a friend and I got into the
elevator and who do we see but Smits, dressed in black
jeans and a black T-shirt. He was with a guy who appeared
to be flack or agent. I was about to say something but
my friend motioned to me to dummy up. Smits appeared
frustrated that we were not fawning over him and
said to his agent, "I feel so invisible here." Poor
dear. When my friend and I got off the elevator, we
laughed hysterically at his need to be recognized.


sally kellerman
****************
Sally Kellerman is also arrogant and rude. And her
husband left her for Nastassia Kinski but she was so
cooly snobbish that I went from feeling sorry for her
to thinking maybe the husband had a point. I was at
an event once with wooden chairs set up. I had gotten
there early, had even helped with the setup, and had
gotten a good seat. Then Kellerman comes close to
curtain time, with these two kids with her, and sits
right behind me. So appearantly her kids want to see
the stage better, so instead of speaking directly to
me, she said LOUDLY to her kids -- so loud that I
couldn't HELP but hear -- "I'm SURE this person in front
of us will MOVE their seat so we can SEE."

I turned around and good naturedly said, "Oh, do you
need to see better? Sorry --" and I start to scoot my chair over.

And she wouldn't look at me and did not say a word to
me. No "thanks" no smile, no nod, no acknowledgement.

I was just there to follow her orders, I guess.

Inside Dirt on Lionel Richie:

Lionel Richie is a gifted songwriter. That's a fact which
proves the point that great talent does not equal good
character. I first met Lionel in 1972 and have watched him
lie, cheat, manipulate and use everyone in his life. He
betrayed his first wife Brenda in so many more ways than
just cheating with women. The story he concocted about
leaving the Commodores is a lie. The group had been together
15 years and had just reached the point where big things
were starting to happen - negotiations for commercials,
tv shows etc. At that point, Richie literally held Commodores
hostage while he created a solo career for himself. He
wouldn't work with them but he would't leave so they
could move on. He dumped Benny Ashburn, who had given him
everything and signed with Kenny Rogers manager, Ken Kragen.
Ashburn, who had no family and had been like a father to
the Commodores, literally died of a broken heart soon
after. It wasn't long after Lionel felt secure being a
single act that he dumped Kragen and wouldn't return
Kenny Rogers calls. He married his second wife Diane,
one of the women he cheated on Brenda with and had two
children with her. Brenda had been unable to bear children
so their adopted daghter Nicole, was everything to her.
Lionel meanwhile, moved on had two children with his 2nd
wife and was not involved Nichole's life. (Doesn't it
tell you something that his 8 year old son has been sent
away to boarding school!) His second marriage ended in
divorce because of his lies and cheating (As Dr. Phil
says "If they'll do it with you they'll do it to you").
NOW - he's trying to make a comeback with a new album
so he's hitting the talk show circuit trying to look
like a good guy - to promote himself. The only use
he has for Nicole these days is to use her fame to
promote himself. Lionel Richie has used and abused
everyone who has ever loved him. I live in the
entertainment capital of the world where there's LOTS of
BS. Lionel's on the top of the heap. He is probably the
biggest phoney of them all. Many entertainers live a
shallow life with no family values but most of them
don't "get it". When they do, they change. Lionel
knows better and knows EXACTLY what he's doing. He's
a master manipulator. Buy his music if you want. I
don't blame you. But don't let him think you believe the act.

My husband traveled in Europe with a band that
shared the same stage as The Commodores in 1979.
He came back with pictures of Lionel Richie and
this woman. She looked like his second wife. His
second wife is a dancer and she was around when
he was with the Commodores. In other words she knows
him as a musician/songwriter...the whole Enchilada.
He is just a lier and a cheat. I love his music
but I'm sorry he is a big liar. And he just trying
to sell his CD


Popbitch Blind Items

Which ice-maiden movie star has an instinct
for stealing even the most basic things from
photo shoots and film sets?

Answer: Basic Instinct Star Sharon Stone,
perhaps?

His ex-wife is famous for her affair with
Prince Charles but which member of the
Royal family is Andrew Parker Bowles knobbing?

Answer: Princess Anne. They first dated
years ago in the 70s and have recently
heated up again, although Princess Anne is
married.

[candy]

OK, since I'm not sure of the reception I'm gonna get, I'm leaving it for now. There is a WHOLE lot more but I'll only post it if people want to read the rest.

[kittygurl]

Post On! That was an awsome read!
I saw Deedee Conn in the JFK Airport with her hubby and child. Regular people, totally nice.

Met Mike Tyson on two occasions and he was super nice as well. It really suprised me ~ took pics with us too. Then 2 hot, hot black women pull up in a convertable midnight blue BMW; he says good-bye and he and a buddy jumped in one car, his other two buddies jumped in a follow car. Second time was at a tea shop in NYC, yes a t-shop he was driving his three wheeler around at the time.

Waiting in line to see Rent on Broadway - got to see Christopher Reeves with his wife and son. They were waving while Chris had a huge smile on his face. You could tell he really enjoyed everyone clapping & cheering for him. A little boy ran over and asked to have a picture taken with him, much to his mother's dismay, yet the family was gracious and let the picture be taken. You could tell they all loved each other. This totaly tool was filming them loading him into the van - this lady comes out of NOWHERE and hockey checks the guy; knocking him off his feet. The crowd roared and clapped. You could see the relief on Chris' son's face.

[candy]

Post On! That was an awsome read!
I saw Deedee Conn in the JFK Airport with her hubby and child. Regular people, totally nice.

Met Mike Tyson on two occasions and he was super nice as well. It really suprised me ~ took pics with us too. Then 2 hot, hot black women pull up in a convertable midnight blue BMW; he says good-bye and he and a buddy jumped in one car, his other two buddies jumped in a follow car. Second time was at a tea shop in NYC, yes a t-shop he was driving his three wheeler around at the time.

Waiting in line to see Rent on Broadway - got to see Christopher Reeves with his wife and son. They were waving while Chris had a huge smile on his face. You could tell he really enjoyed everyone clapping & cheering for him. A little boy ran over and asked to have a picture taken with him, much to his mother's dismay, yet the family was gracious and let the picture be taken. You could tell they all loved each other. This totaly tool was filming them loading him into the van - this lady comes out of NOWHERE and hockey checks the guy; knocking him off his feet. The crowd roared and clapped. You could see the relief on Chris' son's face.Ther'e pages so what I'm gonna do is post the first page and then come back with the rest tomorrow.

[candy]

Whatever Happened To Al B Sure

Al B. Sure, well past his very short heyday, coming into
the investment bank where I worked to try to put a deal
together so that he could buy and run a recording studio.
During the whole period where the team was working on
the deal, he would call in on his cell phone, starting
each call with, "Hey, it's Al B." When he finally showed
up for a meeting, he was all in black with sunglasses
that he never took off, and had porked up considerably,
but still had the cute face (near as I can tell w/the
glasses on).


**** The Bachelor Dirt *****

Kristi, the medical student, was on a radio show and
here's what she had to say:
She said Jesse said a lot more then he just did not want
to be waking up to someone different every morning. She
said they did not show him getting really drunk and then
also going on and on about his ex-gf who he just broke
up with before the show. He was saying how perfect she
was and how beautiful she was, etc. She was the last one
to get one on one time that night and it was the producers
who forced them into the back of the RV and tried to get
them to make out. By that time he was gone and even with
her, he was talking about his ex. She knew then he was
not for her because he was not in the right place for
the show. When they got back, she told the girls and the
producers she wanted out and why. The producers tried to
talk her out of it and interviewed her forever trying to
change her mind. The girls were supportive and some wanted
out who were on that same date (I wonder how many of them
are left if any). The producers thought they were going
to lose a bunch of them and hit the panic button big time
on those who wanted to leave. She said they convinced the
rest to stay but they told her they were giving up and
tried to make Jesse just not chose them. She said they did
not show any of it and up to the end put pressure on her
to just stay and not get a rose.

Remember Jessica, the Bachelor contestant booted off
about two weeks ago who was crying after the rose ceremony?
Jesse was noted saying that her touching him 'creeped him out'.
Jessica sent the following email to friends to clarify

the situation and we have a copy!
Jessica also acts: http://imdb.com/name/nm0390084/

-----Original Message-----
From: Holcomb, Jessica [DELETED]
Sent: Wednesday, April 14, 2004 5:23 PM
To: DELETED
Subject: FW: Disclaimer

I have to put a disclaimer on the last episode I am on.
The entire time the producers were trying to get me to
kiss him. I kept saying no, that if he wanted to, he
would and I can tell he doesn't like me. I could TELL
he did not like me AT ALL. I am assuming the producers
told him to act more like he liked me because then all
the sudden, he started gushing on our "one-on-one's"
saying all this really really sweet stuff and he had
his arm around me, etc. (they were trying to get me to
say I thought I would get a rose because every time they
asked me, I said "no, I do not think I will get a rose
because I can tell he does not like me). SO later that
night, the producers said when we all got out of the hot
tub "Jess, you need to talk to Jesse right now. And
listen, he has already kissed five girls. There are
6 roses. You really need to step it up and be affectionate
and try to kiss or something because if not, you will
probably go home." So, I thought the most benign thing
I could do was just be affectionate and kind of rub his
arm and chest and stuff when we were talking. I did
that for like 20 seconds. So from the previews, I am
apparently the girl that "went too far. . . " and he
said "the way she was touching me weirded me out. .
. " PLEASE! Like half the girls had already made out
with him. The day before they went to a spa and they
gave him a massage. And this is the same guy that
said "I want to get married because I am sick of waking
up to strange faces every morning." (which grossed us
all out). So they made me do that for drama, but please.
I can understand, "she took off her clothes in front of
me and it weirded me out" or "she grabbed my package
and that was a little strange. . " but I like rubbed
his arm. That is SO dumb. They even have pictures of
it on the photo story-line thing. And everyone already
knows how they got me to cry at the end. (I turned my
back to the camera) and that is on there too. They
made me cry by insulting me - saying "who will ever
want to marry you?" and "you were very honest about
all the other girls being prettier than you. How does
it feel to know you were right?" and "what is wrong
with you that you get rejected all the time?" So of
course I started crying. But they won't show them
saying that. They will only show me crying. But just
know I was NOT crying over him. So I had to put a
disclaimer on the rest of the show so you won't think
I am nuts and explain what really happened. I am
hoping no-one will watch it. I most certainly am
not watching it.

Here's what a high school classmate has to say
about Jessica:
Jessica sat behind me in Driver's Ed class. She was
also engaged to a friend of mine. I was so surprised
to see her on this show. However, I am more surprised
that she is an attorney and did so well in school.
In Driver's Ed, she would ask the dumbest questions.
She once asked if there were real people in those
crash test dummies from the films we'd watched.
Her hair, if I can recall, has always been terrible.

Jesse, the quarterback dirt:

As a Florida Gator the same years Palmer
attended, I have plenty to dish on the Canuck.
He came in as a heralded QB, smart as a whip
and a generally well-mannered and sweet natured
kid. Exceedingly good looking in person. We met
during several Fellowship for Christian Athlete
meetings and even went out once or twice. He
dated a sorority girl in my building for the
next year or so and retained that nice guy quality.
But when they split - woo, boy, that's when the
trouble started.

Jesse lived with two of my guy friends just off
campus and started partying a lot, womanizing
and letting his "I'm the QB of a top ten NCAA
football team" go to his head. Then he got benched
for Rex Grossman and became the UF has-been. He
was heard to have drank excessively and lost any
game with the ladies of Gainesville.

By senior year, he started climbing out of his
funk again. I caught up with him and he was just
as sweet as freshman year. He was the honored
graduate and exited college with a 3.9 GPA and
double major in international business and English
(I think). And believe me, that kid earned his
grades - he was in the honors program for awhile.
He was also with a steady girlfriend (nice girl,
broadcaster), who unfortunately split with him
due to the NY/FLA distance.

Chris Harrison, host of 'The Bachelor' thinks that
Jesse Palmer is a 'jackass' according
to someone who heard a radio interview he gave.
They asked Chris about the first rose ceremony, and that
is when he got a little more candid. He said that after
the names were said, the producers were jumping up and
down and waving their arms and one hissed that Jesse
got the names mixed up. CH was furious because it was
4:30 in the morning (talk about LONG rose ceremony!)
and he didn't know what to do...this sort of thing
didn't have precedent. So, rather than spend another
hour and reshoot the whole thing with the right names,
they just had Jesse ask whats-her-butt to stay. All
during the interview, Chris kept referring to Jesse as
"jackass" and "moron". You could tell he wasn't too
impressed with Jesse as the Bachelor.

Someone met Jesse Palmer recently:
Jesse attended the White House Correspondent's Dinner
in DC on Saturday as a guest of Bloomberg News, which
also puts on a very swank and very exlusivev after
party for all the celebrities and a few hundred of
us regular folk. So there I was there I was, on the
balcony staring hard at Ben trying to make him realize
I'm still Woogie from the Block when i turned around
and BONK, right in my face, Jesse Palmer. All by
his lonesome. i tugged his sleeve. "Are you Jesse
Palmer?" Yes, he said and big smile. Let me tell
you, ladies and interested gentlemen: this is one
beautiful man in person. Tall, big, gorgeous...
I told him I watched the show and I'm so srry but
I was drinking a lot so don't remember much of the
conversation. He did say this (which he says all
over); He and his teammates watch the show at his
house every week; they are into it and give him no
end of discussion on whho he should pick and why;
he was friends with the QB that got cut but is
looking forward to working with Eli Manning (the
football conversation came when I introduced him
to a guy reporter from the Boston GLobe. He really
seemed to want to talk about football.) At any rate,
he's the possible spoiler: I said "Jesse I think
you are too young to get married. You have no idea
how much you are going to change between now and
when you are 30." He responded very noncommitally
-- but offered that Canadians are maybe different
than Americans, maturity wise (or something. this
is definitely not a quote). he didn't seem interested
in pursuing this line of talkk at all (which is
unusual in my experience. this topic comes up pretty
often when I am talkingg to people younger than I
am and most seem pretty game to discuss the situation.)
My impression was he answered t he way he did
because he did propose at the end. He was definitely
not macking on the babes at the party (who started
flocking to him about 10 minutes after we began
talking...and again, I didnt do a lot of talking --
my male friends horned in..and I'm sorry I was into
my 5th G&T and am fuzzy on the details.)
I saw him a couple more times at the party and he
has a very easygoing air about him. I did not get
the celbrity vibe at all from him. He felt very much
like a cute nice guy you know from the grocery
store or something -- young, polite, charming but
not really aggressive. Easy to talk to.

According to someone who knows Tara and her ex fiance,
she is spoiled and manipulative:

'That was only a little peak at the attitude that
Tara can display. Like I've said before, she's
a selfish, spoiled brat. She's acted like that
all of her life. And, it's her DAD who owns the
contracting business. She just works for him,
unless he put her name on the business in the
last couple of months. Even then, she still just
works for him. He builds homes for sure and some
different Indian casinos in the area if I remember
correctly. Basically she's as much of an owner of
a general contracting business as Trish is a model.
Tara's story is too long to write out, so I won't
go there. She's just making stuff up about it so
that she doesn't look bad. That's the easy story
to tell. She called off the marriage because she
has a fear of commitment, which she's had all of her life.
Tara isn't camera shy or anything. She enjoys the
spotlight, which is why she did this. She relishes
the interviews she's getting and even calls in to
radio stations unannounced to give an interview
whenever they are talking about her and the show.
Then while they're off the air she rips her ex to
the hosts of the show, one of whom I happen to know.
He told us what she said off the air. That's how
full of herself she is. She doesn't show her true
self very quickly, and comes off as a sweet person.
It ONLY takes a little bit of time. But the type
of thing that she said to Trish (even though I
think Trish is a bad person) is the type of thing
she says to people all of the time. I honestly don't
think she realizes she's being a B**ch when she
says stuff like that, but she does it all of the
time. She whines incessantly about things. She
always has to put her 2 cents in, and it's usually
negative. She manipulates people by lying to one
person about what some other person said/did.
Then she denies it when confronted with the truth.
That's one of her biggest problems, and one that
I've dealt with firsthand. It's also the one that
I can't stand the most. There are some things
involving other people that I won't bring up just
for the sake of not mentioning them on a public
boards. She obviously has low self esteem because
of the way she acts to others. Her behavior is
typical of classical self-esteem issues.
I don't wish anything bad upon Tara, as I know
that she can grow up--HOPEFULLY. I hope that she
can get over her issues and have a happy life. I
just want her to shut up about her ex, who is a
good friend of mine. And for those of you who say
this is childish and crap, I know already. She
just won't let it go and has some sort of vendetta
against her ex. She's the one who started the
whole "message board war" by confronting him
about being someone who was ripping her on the ABC
board. He didn't have a clue what she was talking
about and checked it out. He found someone ripping
him (FunnyMunny) on there who was calling him
out--obviously either Tara herself (because she
checks these, you know) or one of her best friends.
He mentioned this to a bunch of us we all decided to
go on the counter-offensive because she was spreading
lies about him. Now we're at the present. That's a
short synopsis of the events of the past couple of
weeks. It'd be nice not to have to deal with this,
but hey, when someone's attacking you...you do what
you gotta do sometimes.

There's a rumor that Jessica B used to strip at a
club called 'Ecstacy' in Santa Ana.

[candy]

Courtney Love Dirt
Years ago I was working at the Four Seasons Hotel Chicago and
Courtney was promoting Live Through This--Hole were opening
for NIN at UIC Pavillion. Early one morning, Courtney wandered
down in to the lobby and through the gift shop in just a bathroom,
looking a wreck apparently. She was collecting stuffed animals
for Frances but the gift shop lady had no idea who she was
and called security to have her removed. Later that same day,
the security dispatch office rec'd a message from the concert
promoters. It was already about 8:10 PM and they said something
like, "Would somebody please get Ms. Love in a limo and to
the gig already?!" She didn't make the gig that night. They
took her out of the hotel in a stretcher instead.


A couple years back I worked for Columbia/Sony. They were
shooting a movie called "24 Hours", which later got released
as "Trapped." It had Courtney Love and Charlize Theron in it.
Courtney got paid less than Charlize, but had a HUGE backage
section to her contract. Free this...free that...and an extra
large trailer. One day, she got worried that Charlize had
been given a bigger trailer, so she sent her assistant over
during shooting...to MEASURE Charlize's trailer and make sure
it was smaller. When she found out Charlize's was bigger,
she stopped shooting and walked off the set until the "problem"
was fixed.

Gloria Vanderbilt Dirt

Gloria Vanderbilt ran up a $15,000 bill at a flower shop I
worked at in the early '80s and she wouldn't pay. The owner
took her to court and the judge cut the bill in half, saying
"$15,000 is too much money for flowers, I don't care how
beautiful they were." BTW, these were many, many orders:
she'd call and say, This is "Gloria Vanderbilt, I want you
to send something smashing to Irene Selnick for me, it's
her birthday, make it about $100." And this was when her
line of jeans were hot and she also had a frozen dessert
out called Tofutti (frozen tofu).

About Joshua Jackson's new baby
Good luck ever finding the mother of his child! She moved
out of California just to protect her privacy. I will tell
you this much, she is 28. She's an accountant. She's smart,
funny, and beautiful inside and out. One more thing, it is
a boy and will be born this summer.

Last year's America's Next Top Model winner, Adrienne
Curry describes current contestant, Yoanna House as
a 'cunt rag' on a popular TV site (she posts as adriannereznor)
; these posts have now been deleted but luckily I got copies!
She met Yoanna on the 4th episode of the current season:

"This episode....blah! How they edited out how drunk I was
truly was amazing! I drank about 2 bottles of wine to myself,
thankyou! I like Xiomora and Shandi...cool chicks...could
see myself chilling with them anytime. Yoanna was just a
b**** to me. She commented on my foul mouth and had the
nerve to tell me to watch it. That b**** is older then me
so...GROW THE F*** UP YOANNA! Cant wait to see her again
when UPN releases them. I truly disliked her personality
in every way. The minute I saw her she came across as a c***
rag. Shandi looked model'y to me...xiomora is just plain
cool. I feel for Mercedes...but of coarse they wont let
her win...just milk the rating and sympathy and give her
the boot...I may be wrong. Yoanna, if your reading this...
I think you suck! You look very Laura Flyn Boyle meets Mr.
Child molester Jackson in real life..(bad skin too).your
pics are good though...Vote for her for another Naomi
Campell(pretty but a b**** rag from hell) I'm praying you
get eliminated..and if you win...then good luck..your far
too OLD.hehehe Uh, I'm sorry guys....sher just came across
as another b**** a** Robin Manning to me. GOOD LUCK TO
MERCEDES, SHANDI, and XIOMORA! This show is a sham if
c*** rag wins "

She also said:

PS~ Xiomora is a REALLY big girl...kinda made me feel small
in my butchy ways...as for Yoanna's skin, it's REALLY loose
...not only on her face...but her whole body. I just thought
she was weird till I found out she lost a ton of weight...
it really took a toll. I will give her props again on her
pics though..they look good....I'm sure photoshop helps(hahaha) "

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Omarosa Dirt

An aquaintace told me yesterday that she knew Omarosa when
she worked on Capital Hill, and she was a timid, low-key
little thing... incredibly beautify and gracefull, but not
a bitch. She then summized that Omarosa must have been paid to act.


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Filth 2 Go Blind Item

Could it be that a certain faded star of the silver screen is trying to
resuscitate his career by resuscitating his face? That’s the buzz from
insiders who recently worked with the guy who’s light on his feet. I’m
told that the dirty bird caught a glimpse of himself in the mirror shortly
after seeing footage of his formerly charming visage and decided a touchup was
in order. Now he constantly looks surprised – something that may work at an
AA meeting, but may not go over as well on film. No wonder his latest offers
have been to work behind the scenes. Maybe he should stick to building castles
in the sky.

Patrick Swayze. "Light on his feet" = dancer; DIRTY bird; castles in
the sky --> Dirty Dancing (his character was Johnny Castle). And yes,
the facelift is obvious. Didn't know he was in AA, though.

Last Sunday, a couple of friends and I were at the Toronto Auto Show.
One of my friends had to go to the washroom so my other friend and I
were waiting outside and noticed that Christian Slater was standing
about five feet from us. I know that he's considered a C-list
celebrity these days known more for having orgies with Ben Affleck
and getting the beatdown from his wife but he seemed nice enough.
Good-looking, nicely dressed, but a bit on the short side. He smiled
at us when he noticed us looking at him. The woman he was with (not
his crazy wife, btw) called out to him, "Christian, let's go!" so
that confirmed to us that it was indeed him.

Joaquin Phoenix
Joaquin likes to flirt with women and does so all the time seeing
as how he makes sure his girlfriend is never around much if at all
when he works. From what I've heard she's something of an annoyance
while he is working and 'vapid clothes horse' very much sums her up.
It's sad to see such a generous and attractive man waste himself on a girl
that a more worldly man would see in an instant was an obvious
wannabe and celebrity hopper. My guess is he is too kind and too
ready to see good points in people that most everyone else would
quickly classify as trash. Still I would hope all goes well for
them because he is such a well meaning guy. Best of luck Joaquin.

Chris Meloni
I see him at "crunch" alot!!He seems to have a bit of an attitude,
kinda smug. He IS the naked guy in the locker room,always in front
of the mirror preening. If he finds you looking at him he sneers at
you. I do not find him hot. In New York there are hot men everywhere.
Much hotter then Meloni.I guess I'm spoiled but even a naked Meloni
is at the most,a 6 out of 10. Kinda on the bulky side,very narrow
head,thining hair and not a big dick. He does have a Nice ass.

Gil From Average Joe 2

If this is the same guy people here in Philadelphia have been talking about
(I'm not sure--I don't watch the show), the guy is gay. He's been a stripper
at a gay club called the Cave--been working there since he was in high
school.

Sex and the City Dirt

Here's what a source says about recently departed 'Sex and the City':

When I was digging around in insider research, I came across
some market research showing that without Ms. Catrall's nude scenes that
viewer attention fell 20%. In the same study--don't know the name, it was
numbered, Sarah Jessica Parker had high quotients for likeability but also
high numbers for viewer dislike, apparently you either really like her or
find her totally irritating, but that Kim Catrall had consistent numbers
despite her characters iffy audience identification. (don't know what that
means)
The other actresses Q numbers fell in the middle with Kristin Davis's
numbers always in the mid-range with low dislikability factors. Cynthia
Nixon was in the middle ranges.
While SJP was the star of a show with sex in the title, she had
surprisingly low numbers with male viewers, while the others each had
consistent male following, (Honestly from the press hype as a chick show, I
wasn't aware the show had a male following.) But the numbers showed that
while SJP was clearly the star, her character being the central focus, if
Kim Catrall were not in the show, the numbers dropped to the level where it
probably wouldn't have been a hit or a hit on the level it has been.
I don't know whether money the actresses were paid for their work
reflected the market research but HBO has always been very market research
sensitive, and it's pretty well known that SJP was much better paid.
Kim Catrall has been very cagey with her comments about the show but in
a couple of article's it was made clear by the articles' writers that she
was indispensable to the show, and that she had sacrificed more crucial
years of her career, and was somewhat unhappy because the show was being
ended before she was ready.
From what I could gather from my main sources, inside word has it, that
in varying degrees, each of the others wanted SATC to go another year, but
that despite her protestations to the opposite SJP was adamant about getting
out this year, and that it was not because she recently became a mother, but
because she is still intent on big screen stardom. (I thought she was a big
screen star but apparently the industry doesn't.) However, Ms. Parker's
people think big screen success is unlikely at this point in her career and
have been pushing her toward a network sit-com for which they feel she would
be perfect. But Ms Parker is tired of the work required for TV and wants to
try Hollywood again "before it's too late." (Too late for what? Isn't she a
character actress. She couldn't possibly think she should be playing
romantic leads, or could she?
Ms Catrall has been careful not to blame her well-publicized
personal problems on her work schedule, but people close to her say it's
clear that SATC was a major part of the problem.

Kim Basinger
I've been looking for info on Kim but keep coming up dry. Alec is all
over the place and is always been seen in the Hampton's etc. But my old
source who was connected to someone used to work for Kim and Alec and is
friendly to the Bassinger camp says that Kim is deeply depressed again and
is back to her old ways of rarely leaving the house and, that she often
remains in her room up to sixteen hours a day.

Page Six Blind Item:
WHICH sapphic celebrity deejay has been seeing a certain skinny blonde
starlet who moonlights as a musician? We'd love to break the happy news,
but one of them isn't out of the closet — yet . . .

DJ Samantha Ronson
Starlet: Monet Mazur

[candy]

Celebrity Encounters

I don't know if he's considered a celebrity, but John Grisham, who is
supposedly happily married, is a lech. He owns a little league park
and some little league teams (which is strange, I know), and my coworker's
teenage son is a member of one of Grisham's teams, so I go with her
to the games sometimes. Anyway, Grisham shows up at a lot of the games,
wife in tow, and supposedly is a coach. But ... from what I've seen,
he spends most of his time hitting on women. He's hit on me the few
times I've ventured out there, and I've seen him try to score with a l
ot of other women--in fact, any woman who appears to be in the 20 to
30 age range seems to be fair game. Sadly, his wife, whose name is
Renee or something, is either so clueless she doesn't notice or is very
well practiced in acting like she doesn't notice. Anyway, I don't know
if he ever manages a pick-up or not (I've obviously never seen him
leave with anyone, since his fam is usually with him) but I do know
his wife sports as much bling as Vanessa Bryant. Maybe he's buying
her off or maybe he's just flashy, I dunno. Either way, he's pretty
creepy and very arrogant. Bleccch.

I saw Catie (whey faced blonde from America's Next Top Model) Just got
back from seeing bands at the El Rey Theatre here in L.A., and I saw
Catie between the Mellodrone and Metric sets. "Hey, why is that boy
crying?" I said really loudly, gesturing with my margarita towards her.
She gave me a sour look -- though refrained from bursting into tears
-- as she hustled her way towards the bar. (And for shame! She's not
21 yet... or so she says!)


A girl in my improv show worked in celebrity hospitality
and had to get Britney water...well she brings an
Arrowhead water and Britney throws it against a wall
and starts going off how she has to have this special
French water. Well this other girl who is helping with
the hospitality is fluent in French, goes outside and
says "she's not even pronouncing the name of it right!"
so the two of them have to hunt down this water (that
wasn't Evian) and by the time they get it back to her,
she's done and says she doesn't want it anymore.

Elizabeth Taylor Dirt

Here's another piece of juicy tidbit from a fellow nurse I worked
with. There's a hospital in Arizona that caters exclusively to
celebrities having plastic surgery. It's secluded and hush-hush.
Years ago in the 80s, Liz Taylor lost a lot of weight and worked
the publicity circuit bragging about how she successfully lost
weight thus people applauded and admired her her tenacity.. They
even had her on a Redbook cover with some kind of inspiring story
that showed a pic of Liz fat to now svelte. The truth was---
according to this nurse and I know and she's credible--- that Liz
Taylor was given narcotics to knock her out while she was hooked
up to an IV (called TPN, it's an intravenous solution that contains
nutrients, vitamins and fats and all that the body needs for
sustenance. TPN is usually given to very sick patients who can't
eat, have had gastric surgery or whose condition are so deteriorated
that they need IV nutrition. It certainly doesn't produce weight
gain. Anyway, Liz was given TPN for weight loss. She slept through
the whole TPN infusion for about a week or maybe two because she
was given narcotics on a routine basis. When all the nurses found
out about it, we had a good laugh at what a phoney she was!

I worked in a big hotel in my city. Diahann Carrol was staying
there, performing for some benefit. The show was also in the
hotel, in one of the ballrooms. During rehearsal, a bracelet
dropped off of her hand. We watched her scream at and totally
berate the musicians thinking one of them had stolen it. These
were all local guys, some of them quite elderly. One of them
stood up and told her that she could kiss his ass, picked up
his horn, and walked out. The bracelet was found by the
stagecrew, a couple feet from where she lost it. That night,
she ordered room service. It took two of us to bring the order
to her suite. I brought the cart and another server carried
the wine bucket. I left the room and the other server stayed
to have her sign the check. The girl came down stairs crying.
Apparently, Carroll screamed at her about how it was
"...unacceptable that the automatic gratuity should include
the price of the wine...". The GM of the hotel called her and
explained the policy and that, of course, the server was not
responsible for the service charge.

I was standing outside a popular LA 'eatery' restroom
waiting for my turn when Tim Allen showed up to use it
too. He made a move to go in ahead of me when it was
free (It was obvious I was not standing there for my
health) and I told him it was my turn as I had been
waiting. He started turning red and sputtering about
how he is someone in this town and shouldn't have to
wait for the restroom. Half yelling at me, half yelling
at the imaginary people who might overhear him. There
was nobody but the two of is there though. When there
was a break in his rant I asked him if he was done.
He didn't say anything so I proceeded into the restroom.
(Locked the door.) When I left I said, "Now it is YOUR
turn." I hate stars who forget they are just people.

Years ago, Carly Simon used to post a lot on her AOL
message board and interact with the people who posted
there, often sending them e-mails including me. She
ended up coming across as very bright and nice, but
so horribly needy and a bit of a user! One day someone
posted that she looked good and must have had plastic
surgergy (duh!). Well, she went OFF on them writing,
"If I ever get plastic surgery YOU will be the first
one to know!" I don't know who she thought she was
fooling but it was very odd.

Farrah Dirt
My friends own a sports shop in Santa Monica and they
caught her shoplifiting some beach clothes a couple of
years back. They said she was so out of it (trippin on
something) and looked so haggered that they simply let her
go out of pity.
A friend of mine worked at a hotel in LA when Demi Moore and Co.,
showed up. Demi ordered some onion TEA. When he said they didn't
have any onion tea, that there was no such thing as onion tea, she
exploded, eventually demanded to go into the kitchen and show them
how to make onion tea, frantically chopped an onion to pieces, and...
To make a long story short, turns out what she wanted was french onion
soup.

Real Work / Road Rule Star Sightings

I saw Malik from Real World NYC Season, and his hair, at the Justified
and Stripped tour stop in Oakland. He spent all of Christina's and
half of Justin's set with his hands down the front of some chick
with bad highlights skirt. It was actually quite shocking and gross.
She was dancing and grinding all on him, and then stuck his hand
down the front of her skirt, which he happily seemed to keep there
'massaging' her all night. Another girl was so excited to see him
she asked to she give him a little kiss. He happily said "Sure."
This woman proceeded to deep throat him with her tongue and he
looked stunned, but mustered a "Okay, thanks" and walked off back
to his seat looking dazed.

I saw Dan from the Miami season at West Hollywood whole food. He's
very tall and very tan. trademark smirk in place. bending over the
salad bar. He continually looked up and around himself, most
certainly to see if anyone recognized him. I went out of my way not
to look at him lest I actually feed his ridiculous ego.

Yay! I finally have somewhere to tell my Real Worlder encounter story.
And it's really sad. About 5 years ago I worked as a pastry chef
in an upscale restaurant in Ann Arbor, MI, the home of The University
of Michigan. Seattle Lindsay's alma mater. I plated desserts to order
so I worked behind the bar with the bartender. Lindsay came in one
weeknight with a friend, sat at the bar, and had some drinks. She
was not too friendly to me personally but she did take an interest
in one of the waiters. I have to preface this by saying that this
guy had asked me out a couple times and I had turned him down) He
was fugly, short, bad teeth, etc. and 2}He was a complete ass. Now
that I think about it, Adam from the Paris season kind of reminds me
of him. So, this guy was hitting on her all night and she didn't seem
to mind. She finally left not too long before closing. Well as I walk
to my car that night I pass by the waiter's car and they are totally
making out! Back then I couldn't believe that someone who was semi-famous
at the time would have lower standards than me. Well I was like 18,
and naive in my youth. Now whenever I see her doing her little
entertainment reports on Headline News it brings back this horrible
image. Now that I've shared maybe it will go away.

My new roommate is from Walla Walla, and apparently since it's not
too big a city, everyone knows Tonya. My roommate (who has been
holding out on these stories) said that the foster parents that
treated Tonya so poorly are actually very active in the church and
were my roommate's Young Life leaders and are awesome people. My
roommate also said that Tonya got kicked out of WW Community
College for plagiarism. And she got fired from the YMCA because
she completely failed to pass some lifeguard test (long story
involving the fake death of a fake person).


************************************************** *****
Ted Casablanca's blind item

'Cuz you know there are about--what?--six happily hooked-up duos in
Tinseltown. If that, I'd say. Ghastly, isn't it? On with this week's
on-the-make spouse.

There's a very beautiful team in town. Dupe Dwight is tall, gorgeous
and so very talented at what he does. Vivacious Velma is stunningly
good-looking, a decent actress, not to mention a treat to listen to
when she participates in her other vocation, which I'll leave you
wondering exactly what that is.

I will give ya a hint: If Velma knew what her hub-unit was up to in
myriad Hollywood hottie clubs, she'd be hitting many more sour notes
than she normally does. Because Dupe is losing the discretion he once
possessed.

answer: Rick Fox and Vanessa Williams

[candy]

Who's effeminate and dead and managed to convince the world he was a
hetero family man, though he had oodles of gay tricks and was mean to them, by the
way?

Check out this story:

A friend of mine was a stagehand at a Bob Hope gig in the early 80s. As Hope
was being driven down a hallway in a golf cart, he reached out and slapped my
(male) friend across the butt. Later, my friend tried to make small talk with
him, and jokingly said "Please dont slap me on the butt again, Mr. Hope". Hope
said nothing and gave him a "go to Hell" look.
We always wondered about the old geezer after that.

Which weird ex-superstar has been addicted to MS Contin for five years, and
in fact had to be attended to by a doctor when he passed out from it (and vodka)
last week? Is it any wonder he's on a suicide watch?

answer: michael jackson

Could it be that a certain sitcom second stringer is bitter,
bitter, bitter? I don’t even have to refer to those “sources”
that usually supply me with these stories, since I witnessed
this sad situation myself at a holiday party. This messy merrier
looked increasingly wasted as the party went on, and horrified
revelers when he poured his drink into the punch ball
exclaiming, “I’m giving AIDS to everyone for Christmas!”
Needless to say, the crowd was aghast, as the bartender quickly
brought out a fresh bowl of punch. I guess it’s just dumb luck
that the sketchy second banana (or is that third) already
has kids. Oh, by the way, happy birthday, loser.
Any guesses?


Answer: Andy Dick, bday is Dec 21


NY Post Page 6 Blind Items 1/11**
WHICH billionaire tycoon who loves beautiful women is no longer allowed to see
one of his equally wealthy friends? The friend's wife blames the tycoon for
introducing her husband to a sexy supermodel - an introduction which blossomed
into an affair . . .

answer: The Donald

Davis Gest Gossip

He started out working for London Records years ago.
You know, Montavani and all those snoozers. Then worked
for Al Green and Doobie Brothers as a road manager of
some kind. Then he started a bogus charity organization
to honor old aging Hollywood movie stars which eventually
morphed into the American Cinema Awards Foundation.
In Beverly Hills, in the 80's, he put on some of the
biggest tribute (non-televised) award shows at the Beverly
Wilshire and Beverly Hilton. They were supposed to raise
money for the Motion Picture Hospital and Retirement
Home in Woodland Hills. Have to admit they were the
campiest and most wonderful events as every big name
in the movies (especially the old stars who were still
alive) would show up at these things. Behind the scenes
he was psychotic and abusive to all who worked for him.
He burned so many bridges in LA he moved to New York
and the rest is history and Liza's worst nightmare.
And yes, he was always ugly and weird and mean as a
snake. He bragged that he used Michael Jackson's
plastic surgeon to make him look so good. He actually
thinks he looks good and actualy thinks he's important.
I don't think he got that everyone was laughing at him
behind his back. Probably still doesn't

Is Fishstick Really A Bitch?

According to my friend, she was trying on shoes at a
store on the Third Street Promenade last year, when Gwyneth Paltrow
walked in. My friend had a number of showboxes piled at her
feet which she was in the process of trying on. Fishstick
walks up and grabbed a box with a pair of boots in them and
says "I've got to have these" or words to that effect.
Friend snatches the shoebox back out of fishstick's
hands and threatens to "knock your block off." Friend
buys disputed pair of boots out of sheer spite, although
they do not fit.

Celebrity Sighting

One person attending Disney's California Adventure the Tuesday
before Christmas was Hugh Hefner and his "girlfriends." He was
wearing jeans and a "winnie the pooh" sweatshirt as well as a
santa hat - with ears (and since he was at a disney property -
why not). He was holding hands of a rather tall blonde.

I had a Nick and Jessica sighting tonight! I was eating dinner
with bf and family at Montogomery Inn in Cincinnati when I notice
a blonde girl walk by with a camera man and a sound guy. I didn't
pay attention until I saw Nick following her with a beer in hand.
The waiter who was serving us looked at us with a scowl and was
like "There's Jessica Simpson, she requested a booth by the
window," with a tone of utter distaste. Lea and Nick's bro
(can't remember the name right now) came minutes after. My
bf's sister and I decided to go smoke at the bar to see if
we could sneak a peek (I know, we're pathetic). I only caught
a glimpse of Jessica looking forlorn and pouty.

I saw Ricky Martin in new York. I walked right up to him and
looked into his face.I was surprized how bad his skin was,very
pitted and sun damaged. Small features,deep set eyes. He looks
much better in photos then in person. I'm shocked he doesn't
take better care of his skin. Also,he was very thin,like a
twig. Slight build,not tall.

My cousin went to school with Christina Aguilera and lived down
the street from her. She said she had an attuitude that she was
better than everyone else. My cousin also said that she made
it known that she could sing. Because in the Driven episode,
her mom said they kept it a secret.

Courtney love encounters

I've dealt with her several times in business dealings (no, I'm
not her pusher) and she is just as nutty as you would imagine.
I've spent time with her one on one so there was no audience to
perform for. Vulgar, crude, loud. She just babbles on and on
about irrelevant things. However, what I found interesting is
that her venom and nuttiness was never aimed at me or my co-workers
personally or directly. She would usually just carry on about
the circumstances of her live and how no one ever treats her
fairly, etc. Though one day she did call my boss a "dick" to
his face and I and my co-workers derived much amusement from
her comment. She kept wasting alot of my time on the phone so
I stopped taking her calls, She would then call back using a
phony name trying to get me to answer. God, I could write a book.....

I have an ex who used to work for Nine Inch Nails publicity
company (now defunct - Formula PR). This was during the time
Trent had dumped Courtney. She went on this insane phone stalking
spree and would call the office all times of day, demanding to
know if Trent was there and if the office staff was hiding him
from her (they weren't - he wasn't even in NYC). What was really
fun though - she would fill up the answering machine at night
while she was whacked out on something or other. One time she
forgot who she had called and thought she was speaking into
Tori Amos' voicemail. The messages would range from hysterical
crying to screamed threats. Other times she would nod off in
the middle of a message and they even had one of her snoring.
All-time favorite. This went on for several minutes: beep.
"...ucker!! FUCK! FUCK YOU!! FFUUUCCKKK!! YOU MOTHERFUCKING
FUCK!! (hits the receiver against something hard several times)
FUCK YOU FUCKER!!... (someone says something in the background,
she turns on him...) SHUT THE FUCK UP!! GET THE FUCK OUT!!
(something smashes) silence while she tries to remember who
she called... she can't remember...FUCK YOU THEN!! beep.

I met Courtney Love early on in her pursuit of fame. She was
fat and had a bad complexion with an awful attitude to match.
I was takng some photos at a show. It's what I did at the time.
Courtney makes her way over to me and she grabs my arm "Take
my fucking picture!" I take a few of her. At the time I knew
of Courtney but she was by no means even close to being famous
as she was infamous on the music scene. She kept demanding that
I take her picture. I just kept thinking for a nobody she's a
cting like a star and she'll never make it far. How wrong I was
about her.

My sister knew her when she and Courtney were both groupies in
Minneapolis in the early 80s. She said all the other groupies
were terrified of Courtney--that Courtney was clearly out to use
people as much as she could and would tear down anyone to shreds
given the slightest provocation. Apparently Courtney had a
sizeable trust fund, too, and she would use her money to bully
people.

I was at the supermarket yesterday and one of the tabs had a
full page with pix on Courtney Love and her recent problems, od'ng and
custody suit. It had an interview with Frances' nanny that had
been with her for 2 years saying that Courtney is a terrible
mother. I don't recall much of it but it was deliciously scandalous.
She said Courtney partied every night, was asleep all day and
that Frances was always alone. This confirms what my friend
told me about Frances. My friend (a real life famous pornstar)
told me that Courtney had hired this other pornstar (famous and
gorgeous) and was also "friends" with said pornstar.
And pornstar-friend-hiree said that Frances was "always alone",
and was "sad". Anyways, I was inclined not to believe any of this
(pornstars lie a lot) but Courtney did mention on her site that she was
friends with the "pornstar-friend-hiree" and said "she can sing!", etc.
Anyways, it's just really sad about Frances. Really sad.

Frances Cobain used to attend Center for Early Education just
off LaCienega. I don't know if she's still there, but
my daughters attended there two years ago before graduating.
They said Frances was a very nice, polite and quiet girl,
but she has some learning disability like ADD. I personally
saw Courtney there at every parent function and she behaved
like a total lady every time. Now there are some other
famous family members who behaved like total assholes.
It makes no difference. In the end, she appeared to be a
responsible and caring parent but public spectacles don't
help your case.

Which two sexy Tinseltown starlets recently got into a sordid
scuffle over drugs? One gave the other a black eye during a
tussle over $1500 worth of heroin. The fight started after one
friend found the drugs in the other's handbag and wanted to
confiscate them. In the end she succeeded but not without
sustaining a serious injury. And although she's no angel
herself, we have to give the injured party credit for doing
the right thing this time.

Answer: paris hilton and nicole ritchie

Could it be that a certain music personality has lost his touch?
So say people at that network who whisper that the talking head
owes most of his advancement to giving head! But his increasing
ego and age are making it look like last call especially with
that young‘uns following his example. Might be time to revisit
his past and release some greatest hits.

answer: Carson Daly

[Anastasia]

The item about Vanessa Bryant having had an abortion is likely if she did have trouble getting pregnant. Women are at their most fertile from their late teens to late twenties she should of had no problems.

[scheve trees]

keep it coming. i have nothing better to do.

[candy]

keep it coming. i have nothing better to do.I wil tomorrow. Its alot. Thanx guys I didn't think anyone would be interested or I'd at least get blasted for posting so much stuff but it's some truly interesting stuff. John Travolta, Denzel, Beyonce, to name a few.......

[Anastasia]

keep it coming. i have nothing better to do.I wil tomorrow. Its alot. Thanx guys I didn't think anyone would be interested or I'd at least get blasted for posting so much stuff but it's some truly interesting stuff. John Travolta, Denzel, Beyonce, to name a few.......

More, more, more!

[TinaYouFatLard]

keep it coming. i have nothing better to do.I wil tomorrow. Its alot. Thanx guys I didn't think anyone would be interested or I'd at least get blasted for posting so much stuff but it's some truly interesting stuff. John Travolta, Denzel, Beyonce, to name a few.......

WOW! I just hypnotized myself for almost an hour reading most of that off and on! GOOD STUFF, Candy! :)
Keep it comin! 8)

[skineee]

Dangerous Production
This hot star was in early negotiations for a
smallish, independent movie that advisors said
could forever put to rest any reservations about
his acting talent. While in the office of one of
the potential producers, the actor noted some
family pictures and got a surprise: He recognized
one of his recent hook-ups. Casually asking about
the photos, the grungy guy got an even bigger
shock. Though he likes his male partners young,
the lusted-after one avoids jailbait, preferring
them in the 16 to 20 age range, depending on
local laws. To the actor’s genuine astonishment,
the producer’s son had lied to him; the big-for-his
age-boy was not yet 15. The star, giving no
explanations, backed out of the film fast, fearing
a scandal of Jacksonian proportions. He’s now
telling friends that he’s asking for ID before
his brief liaisons.

Answer: Keanu, clues 'grungy guy', 'Dangerous Liasons'
(he was in it)
is this true?
no.
am i reading this right?
i must be reading this wrong?
:shock:
ha
:shock:

[charmed]

GIVE US MORE,CANDY.....YOU ARE THE GURU!!!

[Gemini]

I wil tomorrow. Its alot. Thanx guys I didn't think anyone would be interested or I'd at least get blasted for posting so much stuff but it's some truly interesting stuff. John Travolta, Denzel, Beyonce, to name a few.......


Post as much as you want.It's all welcome.Pay no attention to that dumbass who was giving you a hard time.

[Emma l]

More please!! Fascinating and is certainly better than work! Candy you rock!

[gembop]

keep it coming. i have nothing better to do.I wil tomorrow. Its alot. Thanx guys I didn't think anyone would be interested or I'd at least get blasted for posting so much stuff but it's some truly interesting stuff. John Travolta, Denzel, Beyonce, to name a few.......

candy your posts are the shiznik!! keep em cumin!! ps you got any dirt on mr farrell??

[*Bree*]

Candy, this is SO my thanksgiving break reading. Thank you.

[Renata]

The item about Vanessa Bryant having had an abortion is likely if she did have trouble getting pregnant. Women are at their most fertile from their late teens to late twenties she should of had no problems.

Not necessarily. Some women have a condition called "amenorrhea" (means you have no period). I have it. I tried for over six years to get pregnant. I finally succeeded after getting herbal treatment. After started the herbal treatment, I got pregnant in only 4 months, had a miscarriage, and immediately got pregnant again! I'm thinking of