Dane Cook a stranger?

[mylomine]

Come on, who writes this stuff? Dane Cook is by no means a stranger and I'll bet Charlize has already made her way with Dane and she was so suprised at how much of a bad ass he really is she decided to concoct this little show of ass kissing all on her own. Or Dane Cook just really wanted to kiss her ass, I would. But seriously, if Dane isn't in your realm of material for burns, stings, comebacks etc., I would seriously give him a listening to.

[your 15 minutes are up]

if I knew who he was, I would answer your poll. :?

[lussurioso]

I don't know him either? :?

[ravioli]

i saw him on tv he is quite annoying.
Stephen Lynch is better, he performed at my school couple years ago.

[Lindsay]

I saw him on the mtv awards, (that was the first and the last time thankfully) So not funny. He tries way too hard.

[Remain]

Dane Cook is sometimes really lame, and other times he's been the funniest comedian I ever heard.

I don't know... you can't really rate how funny he is by just some random performance, because his level of funniness is not consistent.

And he's actually quite well known... I hear his name a lot :? I've known of him for quite some time, he makes a lot of appearances on tv and otherwise. And he has more fangirls than any comedian I have *ever* seen, save for maybe 2 in other countries :P

[Juice Wearing Tights]

Umm.. he did have the best selling comedy album since steve martin's umm..wild and crazy guys? Yes. He did.


He is the funniest boob alive. I love that guy like he was my father only not.

[MissKiKi]

i think dane cook is pretty fucking funny

[Cap'n Cocklobster]

He's sex in human form.. Like a morphling..

[therealwetwilly]

he can be annoying cuz yes, he seems to be trying so hard, and then at other times im laughing my ass off with him, so yes like it has been said hes an inconsisten,annoying funny stand up commedian

booya

[alix*]

um who?

[tinadoll]

Dane Cook- hot as all Comedian..

I saw him live and he made me laugh till it hurt. His bit about the car alarm i constanly do all the time

LOVE HIM

[Smegma]

Dane Cook- hot as all Comedian..

I saw him live and he made me laugh till it hurt. His bit about the car alarm i constanly do all the time

LOVE HIM

I've seen him live a few times. The first two shows I saw he was absolutely the funniest thing I've ever seen. The third, he was funny, but it wasn't his "A" game. He was obviously trying out new stuff that he hadn't perfected yet.

We actually speak in Dane Cook quotes in this house, we've perfected DC communication. I can't possibly sit in a church without saying "Lord's a bit stale".

I have a picture of me and him layin around here somewhere...I don't like posting it though cause I'm so freakin SHINY in it.

He totally sweated on me though. It was awesome.

[tinadoll]

he sweated on you? OOHH Can i touch?! Lol..I saw him at the Comedy Central Bar Mitzfah bash. He was the funniest one there...God he is hot

[Smegma]

he sweated on you? OOHH Can i touch?! Lol..I saw him at the Comedy Central Bar Mitzfah bash. He was the funniest one there...God he is hot

Yes, yes he is. I actually just watched his Dave Atell show last night (had TiVo'd it last week or something). It was pretty good. My favorite bit will always be the Speak N Spell though. When I saw him live he added onto the joke a bit more than usual and omfg it was awesome. It's a shame I haven't seen him go that far with it since.

He sweated and spit on me, as I was sitting right next to the stage. Then he sweated on me again during the picture (and we swapped fluids, beacuse it was like 1,000 degrees in there).

[Juice Wearing Tights]

Dude it's all about the kool aid skit."I don't like that...i don't like it when my juice wears tights" My user name is dane cook inspired.

"you better fix that wall. My dad's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch burst in here, he's gonna beat me with a belt. Yeah it's really fucking cool to come thru the wall, Going thru the front door is just as cool-don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you beverage"

:lol: I piss myself laughing and i have it memorized

[tinadoll]

LIAR LIAR CHEATER

Guilty Guilty guilty

As i said- Its all about the car

HELLLLLOOOOO..I'm a carrrrrr

[Angie]

I love Dane Cook! He can kiss my ass any day! :D

[RodeoHK]

WHO THE FUCK IS DANE COOK

[tinadoll]

A COMIC! a HOT FUNNY COMEDIAN!

[Mills]

I've never got the impression he tries to hard, he just seems really passionate to me, he really gets into it.


He can say almost anything and make it funny, he is also in waiting out today. I think this is like his 6th movie but his tiny roles usually get cut.

[Smegma]

I've never got the impression he tries to hard, he just seems really passionate to me, he really gets into it.


He can say almost anything and make it funny, he is also in waiting out today. I think this is like his 6th movie but his tiny roles usually get cut.

I love The Waffler.

[Smegma]

Dude it's all about the kool aid skit."I don't like that...i don't like it when my juice wears tights" My user name is dane cook inspired.

"you better fix that wall. My dad's not gonna believe a talking bowl of fruit punch burst in here, he's gonna beat me with a belt. Yeah it's really fucking cool to come thru the wall, Going thru the front door is just as cool-don't touch me you drink. Don't touch me you beverage"

:lol: I piss myself laughing and i have it memorized

I figured it was about Dane's bit (your name) and I always meant to ask you, but I was too lazy.

That is my second favorite bit.

[Ch0pMeUp]

I love Dane Cook and my friends told me about this cameo he did on the season finale of you suck at photoshop. Here's the link for anyone else who wants to check it out!

http://www.mydamnchannel.com/Big_Fat_Brain/You_Suck_At_Photoshop__Season_2/YouSuckAtPhotoshop20_981.aspx

[ladyofthelake]

do not get!

[Juice Wearing Tights]

i'm lame.

i fail.

[freefall]

what!!??? he is literally one of the funniest people on the face of the planet!!!!! im shocked....please go google him NOW! NOW! then watch his stand up....you'll see what i mean