View Full Version : Wow...got this in an email today
magicx_3
09-29-2005, 11:51 PM
It must be the NBA!
Or is it the NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, citizen!
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
billybob
09-29-2005, 11:54 PM
Thats mad, I was going to say the MLB
Acadia
09-30-2005, 12:37 AM
I am glad that people like me represent me. I don't want some prig who has never shoplifted up there.
Check Please
09-30-2005, 12:48 AM
It must be the NBA!
Or is it the NFL?
36 have been accused of spousal abuse
7 have been arrested for fraud
117 have directly or indirectly bankrupted at least 2 businesses
3 have done time for assault
71, repeat, 71 cannot get a credit card due to bad credit
14 have been arrested on drug-related charges
8 have been arrested for shoplifting
21 currently are defendants in lawsuits. and
84 have been arrested for drunk driving in the last year
Can you guess which organization this is?
Give up yet? . . . Scroll down, citizen!
It's the 535 members of the United States Congress.
The same group of Idiots that crank out hundreds of new laws each year designed to keep the rest of us in line.
Nice.
ice081
09-30-2005, 02:57 AM
ha that was funny...!!!
jethro
09-30-2005, 03:02 AM
My uncle has sent this to me at least three times.
He He.
Old people.
If that's true it's definitely the best thing I've read all day.
:lol:
Hit Man
10-03-2005, 11:31 AM
so old...
MystiQue
10-03-2005, 01:25 PM
wow
and i thought i was bad ^^
RodeoHK
10-03-2005, 01:27 PM
Woah, WTF is up with your sig Mystique?
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
morticia
10-03-2005, 01:29 PM
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
i'm sorry you had to find out this way
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
i'm sorry you had to find out this way
My faith in the system has been shattered.
morticia
10-03-2005, 01:31 PM
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
i'm sorry you had to find out this way
My faith in the system has been shattered.
need a hug?
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
i'm sorry you had to find out this way
My faith in the system has been shattered.
need a hug?
I'm afraid I'll need a little more than that.
morticia
10-03-2005, 01:35 PM
Wait a minute...do you mean to tell me that there are crooked politicians in office?
i'm sorry you had to find out this way
My faith in the system has been shattered.
need a hug?
I'm afraid I'll need a little more than that.
chocolate too?
wrinklenuts
10-03-2005, 01:37 PM
i think he meant boobies
i think he meant boobies
Bingo.
morticia
10-03-2005, 01:38 PM
i knew what he meant!
dont spoil my fun
MystiQue
10-03-2005, 02:24 PM
Woah, WTF is up with your sig Mystique?
it's a very disturbing scene from "The texas chainsaw massacre"
very good movie ^^
EDIT: sIGNATURE-->REMOVED BY POPULAR REQUEST!
RodeoHK
10-03-2005, 02:27 PM
Woah, WTF is up with your sig Mystique?
it's a very disturbing scene from "The texas chainsaw massacre"
very good movie ^^
EDIT: sIGNATURE-->REMOVED BY POPULAR REQUEST!
Yeah, I know where it's from - but keep in mind there are kids who read and post on these forums.
MystiQue
10-03-2005, 02:29 PM
Woah, WTF is up with your sig Mystique?
it's a very disturbing scene from "The texas chainsaw massacre"
very good movie ^^
EDIT: sIGNATURE-->REMOVED BY POPULAR REQUEST!
Yeah, I know where it's from - but keep in mind there are kids who read and post on these forums.
oh yeah,i forgot about the pg thing!
my total bad..
RodeoHK
10-03-2005, 02:37 PM
That's better.
MissKiKi
10-03-2005, 03:22 PM
wow @ 8 have been arrested for shoplifting
HOW PATHETIC
endblink
10-03-2005, 04:54 PM
As interesting as this is, and I wouldn't be the least surprised if this were true, sources would have been nice.
cocktailsatthree
10-03-2005, 04:56 PM
As interesting as this is, and I wouldn't be the least surprised if this were true, sources would have been nice.
Hell if Congress doesn't need them, why should we?
endblink
10-03-2005, 05:08 PM
As interesting as this is, and I wouldn't be the least surprised if this were true, sources would have been nice.Hell if Congress doesn't need them, why should we?Good point. I stand corrected.
cocktailsatthree
10-03-2005, 05:09 PM
:D
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