Political humor

[Poisoned Ash]

Just some light humor, not taking any particular political sides.
Anyone else?
http://img282.imageshack.us/img282/5483/beavisbushcheny2uc.th.jpg (http://img282.imageshack.us/my.php?image=beavisbushcheny2uc.jpg)
John Kerry's dog
http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/3118/kerrysdog3qi.th.jpg (http://img152.imageshack.us/my.php?image=kerrysdog3qi.jpg)
http://img130.imageshack.us/img130/4708/johnkerryplayssoccer6hp.th.jpg (http://img130.imageshack.us/my.php?image=johnkerryplayssoccer6hp.jpg)

[MasterQuief]

Ah, Politics, from the greek word "poly" meaning many, and the word "tics" meaning blood sucking parasites.

[Thib]

If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

[Smegma]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

[David Patton]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

Topics seem to have dried up a bit.

[Smegma]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

Topics seem to have dried up a bit.

Perhaps we can't fool ourselves into thinking it's fluffy talk now that it has its own section. Now there's importance placed upon our words in here. Put it back in GD and I have a feeling there'd be more posts.

[David Patton]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

Topics seem to have dried up a bit.

Perhaps we can't fool ourselves into thinking it's fluffy talk now that it has its own section. Now there's importance placed upon our words in here. Put it back in GD and I have a feeling there'd be more posts.

In the area of political humor, as this thread is supposed to be, what do people think of Tom DeLay being true billed by the Grand Jury?

[Thib]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

Topics seem to have dried up a bit.

Perhaps we can't fool ourselves into thinking it's fluffy talk now that it has its own section. Now there's importance placed upon our words in here. Put it back in GD and I have a feeling there'd be more posts.

In the area of political humor, as this thread is supposed to be, what do people think of Tom DeLay being true billed by the Grand Jury?

I'm a Republican and even I don't trust Tom DeLay.

[David Patton]

Has anyone noticed that since the forum has segregated World Discussions from our "Post a Pic of Your Pet" Threads, there's been a lot less activity in this area?

Or maybe it's just a lack of RRBM :cry:

Topics seem to have dried up a bit.

Perhaps we can't fool ourselves into thinking it's fluffy talk now that it has its own section. Now there's importance placed upon our words in here. Put it back in GD and I have a feeling there'd be more posts.

In the area of political humor, as this thread is supposed to be, what do people think of Tom DeLay being true billed by the Grand Jury?

I'm a Republican and even I don't trust Tom DeLay.

No one trusts him, most just fear him.

[adonistic]

Republicans like Delay give the rest of us a bad name

[David Patton]

I really haven't found anyone to vote for in so long. I just vote against the lesser of the evils. That is one hell of a bad point for the political system isn't it.

[Poisoned Ash]

I really haven't found anyone to vote for in so long. I just vote against the lesser of the evils. That is one hell of a bad point for the political system isn't it.

It is sad. I think the majority of the population are moderates. Either moderate republican or moderate democrate, but it seems like everyone that runs for election is an extreme liberal or conservative. Therefore we just vote for someone who represents some of our views, not most.
I'm in NY and it was 3or 4 years ago that Hillary (ick) Clinton ran for senator here. The guy that ran against her, Rick Lazio, was IMO a perfect candidate because he ran as a republican, not conservative, but also had a lot of "middle of the road" opinions which appealed to the other side... However, we know how the story ended so poo. But he was actually one candidate I voted FOR, not just against Hillary.

[Acadia]

I met Rosalyn Carter.

Eat that you Fascists.

[jethro]

I met George Mitchell and
Bill Cohen

[Acadia]

I met George Mitchell and
Bill Cohen

Did you fucking punch them for letting our bases get closed?

[jethro]

I met George Mitchell and
Bill Cohen

Did you fucking punch them for letting our bases get closed?

I would have, but that was when
they were doing a good job.
Read: when they both had jobs.

[iambatman]

If con is the opposite of pro, does that mean Congress is the opposite of progress?

I love america the book

[jethro]

Ninety percent of the politicians give the other ten percent a bad reputation.
-Henry Kissinger

[jethro]

Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
-Alfred E. Newman

[jethro]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
-Ronald Reagan

[DucatAristocrat]

"Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made." -Otto von Bismarck

"A politician needs the ability to foretell what is going to happen tomorrow, next week, next month, and next year. And to have the ability afterwards to explain why it didn't happen." -Sir Winston Churchill

"My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government -- he promised Dad he'd go straight." -John Fitzgerald Kennedy

[iambatman]

Thomas Jefferson is widely credited with inventing the slogans "all the cool kids are doing it!" and "You need something to do after fucking a slave."

America the book.

[L-E]

Thanks for the funnies, Ash!

I love the Reagan quote too. That's pretty good.

Here's another I like:
"What luck for the leaders that men do not think."--Adolf Hitler

[IsThatAllThereIs!]

I know both of them were member of the secret fraternity skull & bones, but this pic is somewhat disturbing.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7384/kerrybushtendermoment0qt6ps.jpg

[David Patton]

I know both of them were member of the secret fraternity skull & bones, but this pic is somewhat disturbing.

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7384/kerrybushtendermoment0qt6ps.jpg

No tongue...........that would be realllllllllllllly gross. :(

[iambatman]

put the motherfucking tea in the kettle and the shit be on

[Fuego]

http://img261.imageshack.us/img261/4733/bush19or.th.gif (http://img261.imageshack.us/my.php?image=bush19or.gif)