HAVE YOU EVER JERKED OFF IN PUBLIC?

[Mills]

for girls and guys :P

[magicx_3]

when will it stop LORD....... :evil:

[Fuego]

Whats with the personal questions...... :shock:

[MissKiKi]

when will it stop LORD....... :evil:

:roll: werd!

[jethro]

In your face Mills.

[Mills]

:oops:


Just kidding?

[MiraQueFancy]

no

[Bumba]

:shock:

[Jackie]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

[MiraQueFancy]

:shock:
bumba, who is that in your avy??
i wanna know! i wanna know!!
a groupie??

[JohnnyDrama]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

that was a compelling story, interesting and rich, thank you :roll:

[Minionated]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

does this mean picking wedgies counts too?

[Smegma]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

does this mean picking wedgies counts too?

Only if you sniff your finger afterwards.

[JohnnyDrama]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

does this mean picking wedgies counts too?

i hope not cause i am a sick exhibitionist mother fucker if it is

[Jackie]

lol but I think it probably APPEARED as though I was masturbating and stuff even though I wasn't :p

[Acadia]

Mills is forcing me to hate him.

[JohnnyDrama]

Mills is forcing me to hate him.

no, acadia its really easy, 9 out of 10 superficial posters wouldnt recomend him....

[Mills]

:cry:

I also cause plaque and gingivitis :twisted:

[Fuego]

:cry:
Ohhh its ok honey I alway read your posts....and definetely will recomend yuo but darling enough with the personal questions.

K :D

[Bumba]

:shock:
bumba, who is that in your avy??
i wanna know! i wanna know!!
a groupie??

Its my wifey!!

[DucatAristocrat]

Mills you astound me.

[VoldyWart]

why does it seem as if everyone on this thread is overly horny???
you people must jack off and have sex like 5 times a day, being that horny...

[Acadia]

why does it seem as if everyone on this thread is overly horny???
you people must jack off and have sex like 5 times a day, being that horny...

That was the worst post you ever made.

[VoldyWart]

why does it seem as if everyone on this thread is overly horny???
you people must jack off and have sex like 5 times a day, being that horny...

That was the worst post you ever made.

thanks... i try, you know...

[MiraQueFancy]

^i agree
and acadia where the eff where you last week?!

edit: agree w/acadia

[mmmc2005]

why does it seem as if everyone on this thread is overly horny???
you people must jack off and have sex like 5 times a day, being that horny...
you're so fucking weird...I'm sure I just read something where you are describing yourself as needing sex 24/7. I think you have issues mate! Sort it out!

[VoldyWart]

why does it seem as if everyone on this thread is overly horny???
you people must jack off and have sex like 5 times a day, being that horny...
you're so fucking weird...I'm sure I just read something where you are describing yourself as needing sex 24/7. I think you have issues mate! Sort it out!

i know i have isssues...

[Bumba]

You love sex...but questions everyones hornyness...make up your mind wart!

[VoldyWart]

i'm not saying its a bad thing, i am just amazed.
i think everyone should be horny all the time, i think its a good thing

[mmmc2005]

bless, I'm sure you are about 12yrs old. Don't worry, it will happen
(I'm not trying to be bitchy, I'm serious :roll: )

[MrHouse]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5185/hahahagirlsdontlook2qy.gif (http://imageshack.us)

[VoldyWart]

well, there is nothing wrong with having a healthy sex drive, in my opinion...
it doesn't make be a horrible human being because i like it a couple times a day...

[mmmc2005]

hey, I'm not sayin it's wrong...if you weren't 12 and obviously a virgin. I'm sorry...I'm trying hard to be nice!

[jethro]

Was that necessary, MrHouse?

[JohnnyDrama]

hey, I'm not sayin it's wrong...if you weren't 12 and obviously a virgin. I'm sorry...I'm trying hard to be nice!

its true i can here her gritting her teeth from here...

[Sedrox]

Was that necessary, MrHouse? My thoughts exactly
I feel uncomfortable now.

[yoyomellow]

Mills, is something wrong? At least when we talk about dirty, naughty things, we don't mention it in the thread...

[VoldyWart]

hey, I'm not sayin it's wrong...if you weren't 12 and obviously a virgin. I'm sorry...I'm trying hard to be nice!

why try and be nice...
i'm not on these boards trying to make friends...
i'm on these boards trying to make enemies...
isn't that obvious...

[JohnnyDrama]

hey, I'm not sayin it's wrong...if you weren't 12 and obviously a virgin. I'm sorry...I'm trying hard to be nice!

why try and be nice...
i'm not on these boards trying to make friends...
i'm on these boards trying to make enemies...
isn't that obvious...

im sorry but this has been coming for a while

http://img19.imagevenue.com/loc193/th_c0a_austin3b.jpg (http://img19.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc193&image=c0a_austin3b.jpg)

[Michael]

on a plane.
It was hot.

[terriblewolf]

No. Since I can't really jerk anything, but I did have an orgasm in class once.

That was interesting.

[Michael]

No. Since I can't really jerk anything, but I did have an orgasm in class once.

That was interesting.

Bet your teacher gave you an A for enthusiasm in that class :lol:

[sk8er]

you just made my life a lil bit better mr.house

[MrHouse]

I do my best.

[wrinklenuts]

i do it late night, in parked cars pretty often

[smackisbad]

Okay, this one time, I was walking to my school (I was sort of close to it) and my pad was bothering me, (It was really bothering me) it was in the wrong position or something...so I went to the side/back of somebody's house, and fixed it, although it probably looked like I was masturbating or something. But I think somebody/some people saw me, from like a high parking lot or something? (I was by the school, walking towards it) Because I remember getting to the school and going into a bathroom there afterward and hearing some sort of comment in it..I don't remember what the comment was or anything but it was related to that....I was sort of like, whatever, lol

I really laughed out loud to that one. That quote made this whole thread worth it.

[Mr. Rick]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5185/hahahagirlsdontlook2qy.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Appalling, yet mesmerizing.

[magicx_3]

would've been great if it wasn't in like 5 other threads!! :roll:

[Mr. Rick]

would've been great if it wasn't in like 5 other threads!! :roll:

You mean like this one too

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/mrrick/majorpayne.jpg

:P :P

[UserNam3]

for girls and guys :P

Your topics of awkward sex moments are getting more absurd by the moment

[magicx_3]

would've been great if it wasn't in like 5 other threads!! :roll:

You mean like this one too

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v513/mrrick/majorpayne.jpg

:P :P

am I lying??? :evil: :lol:

[Equality 7-2521]

A friend of mine once smoked a bowl on the subway. Does that count?... as me?...and jerking off?

[UserNam3]

A friend of mine once smoked a bowl on the subway. Does that count?... as me?...and jerking off?

No, that counts as you being extremely weird.

[Alex]

Never.

But I am constantly paranoid that people can see me through the windows in my house.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock: :shock:

[yoyomellow]

Never.

But I am constantly paranoid that people can see me through the windows in my house.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock: :shock:
awww...

[wrinklenuts]

Never.

But I am constantly paranoid that people can see me through the windows in my house.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock: :shock:


you really need to put up some curtains, because i am a tree climber

[Kameron]

Okay, so my spanish teacher today (I am in the front row) he was standing up about 2 feet in front of me adjusting himself...for like 30 seconds, ugh...I felt violated.

[Alex]

Never.

But I am constantly paranoid that people can see me through the windows in my house.

:shock: :shock: :shock: :oops: :shock: :shock: :shock:


you really need to put up some curtains, because i am a tree climber

My windows are old school style, they're awkwardly shaped so you can't really get curtains for them.

...And all this time I thought it was possums or stray cats in those trees...

Okay, so my spanish teacher today (I am in the front row) he was standing up about 2 feet in front of me adjusting himself...for like 30 seconds, ugh...I felt violated.

He probably just wears really tight underwear. Heheheheh. :wink:

[shanana]

stationary bikes

O my Carmen, my little Carmen, something, something, those something nights, and the stars, and the cars, and the bars, and the barmen....

[Kameron]

He probably just wears really tight underwear. Heheheheh. :wink:

His crotch was 2 feet away from my face, I felt violated...but then everyone had an orgy anyway. That is what usually happens in spanish class anyway, if we are good and conjigate our verbs...it is orgy time.

[wrinklenuts]

[quote="Alex"]
...And all this time I thought it was possums or stray cats in those trees...

quote]

i'll be lurking....

[Mr. Rick]

He probably just wears really tight underwear. Heheheheh. :wink:

His crotch was 2 feet away from my face, I felt violated...but then everyone had an orgy anyway. That is what usually happens in spanish class anyway, if we are good and conjigate our verbs...it is orgy time.

Thats wierd :?

[Kameron]

He probably just wears really tight underwear. Heheheheh. :wink:

His crotch was 2 feet away from my face, I felt violated...but then everyone had an orgy anyway. That is what usually happens in spanish class anyway, if we are good and conjigate our verbs...it is orgy time.

Thats wierd :?

I dunno, I think it is pretty normal. And conjugating verbs is pretty hard, so it isn't like it happens often.

[Sedrox]

...And all this time I thought it was possums or stray cats in those trees...

quote]

i'll be lurking....

Classic

[tessa]

whoever jerks off in public is considered a sex offender and should seek treatment.. immediately.

[Hit Man]

whoever jerks off in public is considered a sex offender and should seek treatment.. immediately.

i got a blowjob in an almost empty movie theater once. does that count or am i a perv. copland. terrible movie.

[tessa]

whoever jerks off in public is considered a sex offender and should seek treatment.. immediately.

i got a blowjob in an almost empty movie theater once. does that count or am i a perv. copland. terrible movie.

no, that doesn't count.

[morticia]

I'm slightly befuddled. Is this thread meaning in public with people watching or in a public place hoping not to get caught?

If anyone means the former i hope you went round with a hat afterwards collecting tips

[DallasTT]

Im really shocked how some threads make it 3 pages

[jeremy]

i'm jacking off right now.

[MrHouse]

http://img373.imageshack.us/img373/7169/fig88yq.jpg

Is this helping jeremy?

[jeremy]

dead sexy.

[Metal_chick]

Well, there was this one time in a Hilton Pool, when I got off on the jets...wow Orgasm heaven. My favortie then is too go to Starbucks sit on the patio with my smokes, and rub one out why I read the holy bible.....Good times, good times.

[MrHouse]

Get out of this thread, Satan!

I command thee!

[Metal_chick]

No! No! :evil:

I need to hear the sexual experiences.....

[MrHouse]

The power of Christ compels you!

[MiraQueFancy]

. . .

[Metal_chick]

Ok, Ok, Next thread.

[Mr. Rick]

Ok, Ok, Next thread.

Your right.. Here ya' go:

http://thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4010

[Metal_chick]

Been there, done him...I mean her....I mean that thread....

[Mr. Rick]

Been there, done him...I mean her....I mean that thread....

You're right again... Sorry, here ya' go:

http://thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=4022

And if youve done this one too, then im done :?

[Metal_chick]

Wow Im horney....good selection. Damn God would be so proud of you!
:lol:

[Mr. Rick]

Wow Im horney....good selection. Damn God would be so proud of you!
:lol:

I do what i can..

[Metal_chick]

Damn you's a muda fuckin pimp DAWG!


You like making porns in the basement? I have some nice camera's for still shots........ :twisted:

[Mr. Rick]

Damn you's a muda fuckin pimp DAWG!


You like making porns in the basement? I have some nice camera's for still shots........ :twisted:

Wait? what are we talking about here? :shock:

[tessa]

w.t.f.

[Metal_chick]

Porn's....ya know camera under the mans A$$ why he slams the salami in the taco............ I got some nice peices of equipment a few dildos and alot of sexual tension! Come on! Ya like making porns? HAHA :P

[efram the retarded rabbit]

Would public include, your girlfriends father's office on the 35th floor of the RBC building on Bay Street in Toronto. If not, then no I have not.

[Mr. Rick]

Porn's....ya know camera under the mans A$$ why he slams the salami in the taco............ I got some nice peices of equipment a few dildos and alot of sexual tension! Come on! Ya like making porns? HAHA :P

Uh sure..

Just dont know how we got to making porn all of a sudden. I was just showin you some new threads is all. And now im a pimp too huh? Nice...

[Metal_chick]

Ok seriously...on to the next thread! Thaks Mr.Rick

[jeremy]

w.t.f.

[tessa]

metal.. you're coming on alittle too strong.

[Metal_chick]

Really? I was afraid of that maybe you and I should start off using a webcam first...... I like girls too!

[tessa]

metal.. you're coming on alittle too strong.

[MrHouse]

She's obviously Satan.

[Metal_chick]

:twisted:

Satan is sexy..... He's also my neighbor.

[Metal_chick]

Tessa is a sexy bitch...but damn are you Amish?

[MrHouse]

That's weird, Satan's my neighbor t--

Wait.. Just wait...if he's my neighbor, and if he's your neighbor....It means....OH NO! WE'RE THE SAME PERSON!

[tessa]

Tessa is a sexy bitch...but damn are you Amish?

i didn't mean you're coming on to ME too strong.. I was speaking for the WHOLE forum.

[MrHouse]

I just pinched myself. Did you feel that?

[Sedrox]

Tessa is a sexy bitch...but damn are you Amish?

i didn't mean you're coming on to ME too strong.. I was speaking for the WHOLE forum.

Does that count as jerking off in public?

[MiraQueFancy]

Tessa is a sexy bitch...but damn are you Amish?

i didn't mean you're coming on to ME too strong.. I was speaking for the WHOLE forum.

[zombie_sweetheart]

:twisted:

Satan is sexy..... He's also my neighbor.

metal chick, what metal do you like? unless you just want to talk about banging

[Metal_chick]

Awwwww..... so sad....I have a strong personality *crawls under my grave**

[efram the retarded rabbit]

Metal girl: Haha, "all talk and no walk", I am calling this broads bluff. I give you +2 if you keep this act up. Guaranteed in 20 posts, you start posting about your boyfriend and his lack of attention to you.

[MrHouse]

Heh.

[Metal_chick]

Zombie...I like to talk about banging, but I will broaden my horizons just for you.

I like it all...
Lamb of God, Slayer, Blood Simple, CHimaira, Opeth, I love OTEP,
Black Label Society, Fear Factory, Devil Driver.... I could go on and on./..Oh I love La Cuna Coil too! (not to metal but anyways).

[zombie_sweetheart]

Lamb of God, Slayer,

nice choice. especially SLAYER. glad there is another metal bitch here

[Metal_chick]

Yeah your right.....actually I am married and he beats the shit out of me and sodomizes me every night.........But all why making porns so, I comply.......You hit the nail right on the head.....Ouch! :P

[Metal_chick]

I love you Zombie chick! Hail Slayer!

[zombie_sweetheart]

i will reign in blood ;)

[Mr. Rick]

Awww.. How cute 8)

[zombie_sweetheart]

come on be nice. she's just messing around...

[Metal_chick]

Yeah Lighten up! Your just jealous...... I get all the ladies..... well ok one and a half (Tessa hasnt fully complied) but hey I am working on it......... Plus when you are an office bitch...it's good to waste time on pointless humor.

[Mr. Rick]

come on be nice. she's just messing around...

I am nuthin but nice dear.. I was giving her a tour of the forum and everything! :D Everyones cool with me.... Except for trolls! I cant stand them :?

[zombie_sweetheart]

hey! i am not comlying w/ being got sexually i just like SLAYER! what the hell are trolls anyway? i am not up to date w/ all the forum jargon

[Mr. Rick]

hey! i am not comlying w/ being got sexually i just like SLAYER! what the hell are trolls anyway? i am not up to date w/ all the forum jargon

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=troll

[Metal_chick]

TRoll- wow I feel edumacated..... Thats not me... I bring the love baby, and chicken and beer.


Zombie, it's only a matter of time...you'll see!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am irresistable....... (well only when I have a jar of peanut butter and my dog near by)

Just joking.................about the peanut butter, chocolate works better

[zombie_sweetheart]

ah now i see. thank you. but sometimes people are just in the mood to be a bitch. no?

[Mr. Rick]

Hey Andrea! Welcome to the Superficial :wink:

[zombie_sweetheart]

i do like dogs.......

and good boy mrrick. i want to do a smiley but i am averse to emoticons

[Metal_chick]

Thank you Mr. Rick...what a genuinely nice guy!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And a pimp if I might add! :wink:

[Mr. Rick]

Yes, you may add :wink:

[jussoman]

Yes I have. :oops: I think no one saw me (I hope).

[morticia]

i saw you

[Anastasia]

I did in the bathroom once while I was at work. :oops:

[BladeofKeyZ]

http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/5185/hahahagirlsdontlook2qy.gif (http://imageshack.us)

Yes we get the damn point.