View Full Version : Talk about your all time backfires
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 01:35 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night. So my friend whose birthday it was that weekend was more intoxicated then usual, go's so far as telling this girl he wants to date her and gives her directions to the house.
So we forget about it, but sure enough at about 3:00 she shows up with a emo looking guy. The problem intensifies when she starts going around to all three guys and trying to grab our junk, and basically wants us all to run a train on her. Now this itself isn't bad except she's a dead ringer for Macy Gray, and then it got funnier when my boy's Fuck Buddy comes over and gets all pissed off because Macy is all over everybody.
So I washed my hands of the situation, went downstairs and started rocking out to a Slipknot DVD hoping it would get everybody we didn't want there to leave. It didn't work as the EMO kid was really into Slipknot, but he knew the words so it wasn't all bad.
To late to make a long story short, but does anyone else ever have this problem of having jokes backfire and really bad times?
Acadia
09-26-2005, 01:36 AM
I joined this forum
mmmc2005
09-26-2005, 01:38 AM
I joined this forum
legend
gentlemannnnnnnnnn
09-26-2005, 01:40 AM
I like you ball1jj because you like Alessandra and because you hit on ugly girls for fun. That is awesome. It's okay, you don't have to like me back.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 01:46 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night
Wow...that sounds like a pretty losery thing to do.
How bout...I dunno...trying to get good looking girls to sleep with you using your pimptastic skillz, ball?
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 01:49 AM
so this is what your parents are paying for? :roll:
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 01:52 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night
Wow...that sounds like a pretty losery thing to do.
How bout...I dunno...trying to get good looking girls to sleep with you using your pimptastic skillz, ball?
I don't know if you want a real answer or not but I will give you one anyway.
I totally subscribe to the bro's over ho's philosphy, as does all my bestfriends. It my best friends birthday over the weekend, so we are going out to have the best time we can together. So we were having fun together, not trying to pick up girls. Unless we were going to get with her at the same time, it defeats the purpose of just having fun together. Plus we sort of did that on Saturday, and I do STRESS the sort of.
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 01:54 AM
so this is what your parents are paying for? :roll:
This is heresay, that one person started saying, and other people without knowing any facts or anything about the situation started repeating. This practice, or basically repeating what you hear without knowing anything about it is how liberals get millions of uninformed college students and women to vote for the left.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 01:56 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night
Wow...that sounds like a pretty losery thing to do.
How bout...I dunno...trying to get good looking girls to sleep with you using your pimptastic skillz, ball?
I don't know if you want a real answer or not but I will give you one anyway.
I totally subscribe to the bro's over ho's philosphy, as does all my bestfriends. It my best friends birthday over the weekend, so we are going out to have the best time we can together. So we were having fun together, not trying to pick up girls. Unless we were going to get with her at the same time, it defeats the purpose of just having fun together. Plus we sort of did that on Saturday, and I do STRESS the sort of.
Are you telling me that you had a threesome with another guy and a chick?
I'd never do that. :shock:
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 02:02 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night
Wow...that sounds like a pretty losery thing to do.
How bout...I dunno...trying to get good looking girls to sleep with you using your pimptastic skillz, ball?
I don't know if you want a real answer or not but I will give you one anyway.
I totally subscribe to the bro's over ho's philosphy, as does all my bestfriends. It my best friends birthday over the weekend, so we are going out to have the best time we can together. So we were having fun together, not trying to pick up girls. Unless we were going to get with her at the same time, it defeats the purpose of just having fun together. Plus we sort of did that on Saturday, and I do STRESS the sort of.
Are you telling me that you had a threesome with another guy and a chick?
I'd never do that. :shock:
No, not at all. Not that I find anything wrong with it, as long as the dudes aren't doing anything together or touching or anything. I'm definitly comfortable enough with my sexuality and my best friends to fingercuff a girl, you aren't Neo?
Jackie
09-26-2005, 02:03 AM
haha this one time, I almost got into a threesome with two guys....if you're trying to imply that balljj is gay just because he wants to or has done threesomes with another guy involved...I think that's stupid
never mind....while I was writing that balljj posted..
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 02:04 AM
so this is what your parents are paying for? :roll:
This is heresay, that one person started saying, and other people without knowing any facts or anything about the situation started repeating. This practice, or basically repeating what you hear without knowing anything about it is how liberals get millions of uninformed college students and women to vote for the left.
i didn't go on heresay, i assumed that for myself, who stays in school for that long and is partying unless they're parents are paying- just admit it, because you sure didn't deny it. anyway, the reason college students vote for liberals is because conservatives give tax breaks on the rich, and cut school funding. Women tend to vote for liberals because conservatives tend to be christians, and believe women should not be having abortions, etc. it's not because of what liberals say... it's because of what conservatives DO.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 02:11 AM
No, not at all. Not that I find anything wrong with it, as long as the dudes aren't doing anything together or touching or anything. I'm definitly comfortable enough with my sexuality and my best friends to fingercuff a girl, you aren't Neo?
Eh...fingercuffing doesnt sound as bad as DP or something, but I'd prefer to have the only dick in the room, ya know?
OldGravy
09-26-2005, 02:13 AM
Eh...fingercuffing doesnt sound as bad as DP or something, but I'd prefer to have the only dick in the room, ya know?
That's boring.
Shall someone get this thread back on track?
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 02:19 AM
What's fingercuffing and how can I get girls to do it.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 02:22 AM
What's fingercuffing and how can I get girls to do it.
A Guy fucks a chick from behind while she sucks your dick. You need a girl that really really likes penis and a guy that doesnt mind yours :lol:
jethro
09-26-2005, 02:23 AM
Eh...fingercuffing doesnt sound as bad as DP or something, but I'd prefer to have the only dick in the room, ya know?
That's boring.
Shall someone get this thread back on track?
Uh, excuse me, you have something in your teeth.
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 02:23 AM
What's fingercuffing and how can I get girls to do it.
i thought you out of all people would know what fingercuffing, dirty whore!
man i need to edit all my posts today ....
scheve trees
09-26-2005, 02:25 AM
yikes.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 02:26 AM
lmfffafa, I was joking. I just wanted to hear someone describe it.
...
Me and this friend of mine fingercuffed a buttery croissant once.
It's just...not the same. ;\
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:31 AM
SICK
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:32 AM
DISGUSTING
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:32 AM
PERVERTED
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:32 AM
GROSS
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:33 AM
VOMIT INDUCING
Acadia
09-26-2005, 02:33 AM
I dont think that term describes that action very well.
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 02:33 AM
achoo.
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:34 AM
NASTY
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 02:35 AM
SICK
DISGUSTING
PERVERTED
GROSS
VOMIT INDUCING
Looks like SOMEBODY found the dictionary! :D
You go, rehab!. I mean...backfat!
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 02:35 AM
lmfffafa, I was joking. I just wanted to hear someone describe it.
...
Me and this friend of mine fingercuffed a buttery croissant once.
It's just...not the same. ;\
this makes me very hungry
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 02:37 AM
SICK
DISGUSTING
PERVERTED
GROSS
VOMIT INDUCING
Looks like SOMEBODY found the dictionary! :D You go, rehab. I mean...backfat.
Rehab, I mean backfat. That's phenomenal.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 02:46 AM
lmfffafa, I was joking. I just wanted to hear someone describe it.
...
Me and this friend of mine fingercuffed a buttery croissant once.
It's just...not the same. ;\
this makes me very hungry
Fingercuff much?
scheve trees
09-26-2005, 02:46 AM
NASTY
do you want attention little girl ?
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:50 AM
NASTY
do you want attention little girl ?\
wanna see my cooter?
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:51 AM
FUCK THAT
Bumba
09-26-2005, 02:52 AM
Finger cuffing sounds lame...
Where I'm from 2 dicks on a chick is called tossing a bitch.
scheve trees
09-26-2005, 02:59 AM
NASTY
do you want attention little girl ?\
wanna see my cooter?
i don't wanna see anything. at all.
backfat
09-26-2005, 02:59 AM
FUCK THAT
RIGHT ON.
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:00 AM
FUCK THAT
RIGHT ON.
HOLLA
Bumba
09-26-2005, 03:03 AM
You should really think about having a plate of fried Fatback
give your fingers somn to do, besides show off your extrordinare 1st grade talents.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:03 AM
I remember when I used to miss backfat.
I miss those days.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 03:04 AM
FUCK THAT
RIGHT ON.
Cuckoo, Cuckoo...
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:06 AM
WHAT?
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:07 AM
FUCK THAT
Bumba
09-26-2005, 03:07 AM
I remember when I used to miss backfat.
I miss those days.
Dreamed of having those days
Acadia
09-26-2005, 03:08 AM
I said backfat was my favorite poster in the original favorite poster thread.
scheve trees
09-26-2005, 03:09 AM
posting on a forum about my ex bf. then my current bf c/p it to me.
to keep the thread going ...
damn superficial forum.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 03:09 AM
FUCK THAT
:lol:
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 03:10 AM
I said backfat was my favorite poster in the original favorite poster thread.
was?
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:11 AM
>_<
Acadia
09-26-2005, 03:12 AM
>_<
You hurt the ones you love.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:12 AM
At the start of the forums, backfat was my favorite, too.
...
ball called me his "new favorite poster" once.
Ah, it's funny how times change. :D
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:13 AM
I like the english language...but some do not.
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 03:15 AM
lmfffafa, I was joking. I just wanted to hear someone describe it.
...
Me and this friend of mine fingercuffed a buttery croissant once.
It's just...not the same. ;\
this makes me very hungry
Fingercuff much?
yes, quite a lot.
Acadia
09-26-2005, 03:15 AM
At the start of the forums, backfat was my favorite, too.
...
ball called me his "new favorite poster" once.
Ah, it's funny how times change. :D
I vote for you in every poll
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 03:17 AM
At the start of the forums, backfat was my favorite, too.
...
ball called me his "new favorite poster" once.
Ah, it's funny how times change. :D
Huh...didnt know that.
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:17 AM
No one voted for me.. :shock:
bastards!!
:P
Acadia
09-26-2005, 03:17 AM
No one voted for me.. :shock:
bastards!!
:P
I vote for you in every poll. I have many dupes.
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:18 AM
No one voted for me.. :shock:
bastards!!
:P
I vote for you in every poll. I have many dupes.
LIAR! have a cookie. :roll:
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:19 AM
i dont even care, dawg.
ive got bigger fish to fry.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:19 AM
At the start of the forums, backfat was my favorite, too.
...
ball called me his "new favorite poster" once.
Ah, it's funny how times change. :D
I remember I used to like you a lot back then. Now you're just irritating.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:20 AM
LIES!
You've always hated me.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 03:20 AM
i dont even care, dawg.
ive got bigger fish to fry.
What the heck is that supposed to mean? I picture you going to the kitchen with a big pan and halibut rather than the figurative sense.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:21 AM
I remember when MrHouse was leaving he said something to the effect of "and it looks like you're starting to post more, so I couldn't have timed it any better."
Sticks and stones... ;[
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 03:21 AM
LIES!
You've always hated me.
My feelings are changing as well :(
Maybe it was the avatar.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:21 AM
LIES!
You've always hated me.
My feelings are changing as well :(
Maybe it was the avatar.
I cried just now.
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:22 AM
fuck that shit. i mean it this time. I DONT FUCKING COOK.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:23 AM
LIES!
You've always hated me.
Well, I wanted to spare your feelings.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:26 AM
:cry:
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:26 AM
I remember when MrHouse was leaving he said something to the effect of "and it looks like you're starting to post more, so I couldn't have timed it any better."
Sticks and stones... ;[
I remember that. And I meant it.
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:27 AM
get a load of that guy. LOL.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:27 AM
Ew, stop flirting with me.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:28 AM
Things change a lot in one month, don't they? Now you're practically masturbating to everything I say.
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:29 AM
FUCK THAT
magicx_3
09-26-2005, 03:29 AM
Things change a lot in one month, don't they? Now you're practically masturbating to everything I say. :shock:
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:34 AM
Things change a lot in one month, don't they? Now you're practically masturbating to everything I say.
http://www.thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=30036&highlight=#30036
IHU.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:39 AM
Oh, and here's where ball called me his fav:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1071&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=glsn+favorite+favourite+poster&start=25
lolllllllllllllllllll
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:41 AM
You're a stupid asshole and you should die. There, I said it again.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:42 AM
Damn I really, deeply hated you.
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 03:42 AM
you were my fav new person here, and still are <3 ( aside from bumba). and it's not just because you're hung like a horse......
im talking about you GLSN
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:43 AM
how nostalgic
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:43 AM
2 months. yeah. how fucking nostalgic.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:47 AM
you were my fav new person here, and still are <3 ( aside from bumba). and it's not just because you're hung like a horse......
im talking about you GLSN
One person still loves me! *hugs you and never lets go*
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 03:50 AM
2 months. yeah. how fucking nostalgic.
It's a long time when it comes to forums and the things that go on. Plus to be nostalgic doesn't means that a lot of time has passed...to look back on yesterday could be nostalgic.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:51 AM
Pretty sure she said aside from Bumba, GLSN. I guess second place isn't that bad, right?
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 03:51 AM
Just kidding, second place is worthless.
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 03:52 AM
Oh, and here's where ball called me his fav:
http://www.thesuperficial.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=1071&postdays=0&postorder=asc&highlight=glsn+favorite+favourite+poster&start=25
lolllllllllllllllllll
I forgot about that, also I saw the Terry Schiavo avatar thread which I loved. You are pretty damn funny. I really can't keep who most of the people around here are straight. Only people with pics or always had the sme avatar.
wrinklenuts
09-26-2005, 03:52 AM
you were my fav new person here, and still are <3 ( aside from bumba). and it's not just because you're hung like a horse......
im talking about you GLSN
One person still loves me! *hugs you and never lets go*
that's right *hugs*.... ( when do i get some of the good stuff?)
pee on me
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 03:55 AM
LIES!
You've always hated me.
My feelings are changing as well :(
Maybe it was the avatar.
I cried just now.
ni shi yi ge da ben GI GI TOU!!!
hai you - wo zhuo tian wan shang tsao le ni de ma, ta haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaao ai wo <3 *MUAH MUAH MUAH*
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Sinjin/omg.gif
These were the days...nostalgia.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:55 AM
Just kidding, second place is worthless.
</3
backfat
09-26-2005, 03:55 AM
i took a pee about 5 minutes ago. i remember it fondly. ahh nostalgia.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 03:57 AM
I also thought you were the hottest girl early on.
Until you posted that pic of you throwing up.
Ahh, fucking nostalgia.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:03 AM
I didn't know there was such a pic. Show me.
RobynL
09-26-2005, 04:07 AM
FUCK THAT
RIGHT ON.
HOLLA
hahahha
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 04:10 AM
i took a pee about 5 minutes ago. i remember it fondly. ahh nostalgia.
exactly.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:12 AM
http://img70.imageshack.us/img70/6843/lauren4xx.jpg
backfat
09-26-2005, 04:12 AM
what can i say? everyone pukes. my hair looks so beautiful.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:13 AM
what can i say? everyone pukes. my hair looks so beautiful.
I wish people took more "awesome moment" pictures of me.
You still look adorable.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:14 AM
It is rather Herbal Essences in that pic. ^_^
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:17 AM
It is rather Herbal Essences in that pic. ^_^
You post like an anime lover in a DBZ chat now :(
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:17 AM
She's not even puking. You disappoint me once again.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:18 AM
She's not even puking. You disappoint me once again.
It is rather Herbal Essences in that pic. ^_^
You post like an anime lover in a DBZ chat now :(
;_;
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:19 AM
It is rather Herbal Essences in that pic. ^_^
You post like an anime lover in a DBZ chat now :(
;_;
PM.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:20 AM
PM
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:20 AM
Just kidding, I'm not PMing you.
backfat
09-26-2005, 04:20 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:20 AM
Tylenol.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:21 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Sinjin/ffl.jpg
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:21 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
When I look at that pic I don't really care what's in the front of you.
Daddyslittletoy
09-26-2005, 04:22 AM
you're pretty cool when....
You have pictures of yourself puking.
kudos.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:22 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Sinjin/ffl.jpg
Hahahahaha nice.
PM
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:22 AM
I don't think so.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:23 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v34/Sinjin/ffl.jpg
Hahahahaha nice.
PM
Are you mocking me? :(
shanana
09-26-2005, 04:23 AM
these pictures fulfill so many of my fantasies
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:24 AM
Of course not. I'm only giving GLSN false hopes.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:25 AM
Of course not. I'm only giving GLSN false hopes.
I wasn't telling a falsehood :(.
MrHouse, you have bees in your hive nowadays.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:27 AM
I don't think so.
STOP TEASING ME, TEASY MCTEASEMORE.
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:28 AM
these pictures fulfill so many of my fantasies
Everybody loves The Hammer.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 04:32 AM
I don't think so.
STOP TEASING ME, TEASY MCTEASEMORE.
MrHouse, just give the man what he wants
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:36 AM
OK then... if you insist Ducat..
Check your damn PMs GLSN
iambatman
09-26-2005, 04:38 AM
Posting my age is going to be a backfire. I can tell already.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:43 AM
OK then... if you insist Ducat..
Check your damn PMs GLSN
JUST KIDDING!
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 04:52 AM
FUCKER.
I was waiting...
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 04:54 AM
http://img288.imageshack.us/img288/8228/koolaidman1bi.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
backfat
09-26-2005, 04:56 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/laurenpukey.jpg
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:00 AM
Are you ever not puking?
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 05:02 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/laurenpukey.jpg
Nice cleave.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 05:04 AM
This need to be retitled to the bulimia thread.
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:30 AM
Are you ever not puking?
no.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 05:31 AM
what do you think is in front of me.. koolaid?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/P1010037.jpg
Did you puke your ass away too? :lol:
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:38 AM
Did you puke your ass away too? :lol:
Here:
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/9213/fatassinshorts4oo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now go masturbate in a corner and leave her ass alone.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 05:40 AM
Did you puke your ass away too? :lol:
Here:
http://img286.imageshack.us/img286/9213/fatassinshorts4oo.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
Now go masturbate in a corner and leave her ass alone.
Thats disgusting.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:43 AM
Why
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 05:44 AM
Why
Do you think that picture is hot?
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:46 AM
junk in the trunk. fucking nasty.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:48 AM
But her hands are touching her butt cheeks, that's pretty hot.
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:49 AM
i want to see her face before i pass judgement.
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 05:50 AM
But her hands are touching her butt cheeks, that's pretty hot.
Not with a scary body like that.
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:51 AM
Have you even seen those legs?
hubba hubba
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:52 AM
>_>
Halcyon
09-26-2005, 05:54 AM
Have you even seen those legs?
hubba hubba
I gotta see what you look like, dude. :lol:
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:58 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/makeupeyes.jpg
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 05:58 AM
I just can't see past her skin color.
magicx_3
09-26-2005, 05:59 AM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/fatterd/makeupeyes.jpg
one word...
TWEEZERS :shock:
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 06:00 AM
You're dead.
backfat
09-26-2005, 06:00 AM
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
MrHouse
09-26-2005, 06:03 AM
That pic needs more vomit.
punch drunk love
09-26-2005, 06:03 AM
FUCK THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
backfat
09-26-2005, 06:05 AM
That pic needs more vomit.
thats all i got.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 06:05 AM
My backfire--coming out of my sabbatical so early.
backfat
09-26-2005, 06:34 AM
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 06:36 AM
That would be a question mark.
backfat
09-26-2005, 06:38 AM
what?
VoldyWart
09-26-2005, 06:40 AM
ok, here's mine...
so my BFs dad got back from Vegas, and he got to meet the Amazing Jonathan and he got that "every trick in the book" book...
so my BF and I kept pranking each other with all the stuff in the book..
so he was trying that one prank where you put saran wrap (spelling?, the clear sticky stuff) around the toilet seat and then put the lid down do it looks completely normal... he figured it would work on me, since i dont lift up the toilet seat to pee...
well, anyways, for some reason that day his dad's bathroom toilet was having problems so he took his morning crap in our bathroom...
so at 7:45 that morning he came crashing into our room yelling at my BF cause the shit stuck to the plastic wrap...
GratuitouslyLongScreename
09-26-2005, 06:44 AM
Thanks for that?
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 06:46 AM
You see, we've gone off topic so often and so much so that posts on topic are now looked down upon.
I am late with this advice.
VoldyWart
09-26-2005, 06:46 AM
You see, we've gone off topic so often and so much so that posts on topic are now looked down upon.
I am late with this advice.
:lol: :lol: yeah, i didn't even read the thread, it was too long...
backfat
09-26-2005, 09:11 AM
i forgot the name of this stupid piece of shit.
rubicon_girl
09-26-2005, 10:29 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night.
if this is true this is the most hilariously sad and pathetic thing i have ever read on any forum anywhere on the entire internet
Bumba
09-26-2005, 10:29 AM
LOL
mmmc2005
09-26-2005, 10:31 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night.
if this is true this is the most hilariously sad and pathetic thing i have ever read on any forum anywhere on the entire internet
Yeah seconded.
Ranced
09-26-2005, 10:36 AM
Wait hold up.
You played Slipknot and thought Emo kids wouldn't like it?
rubicon_girl
09-26-2005, 10:38 AM
A couple buddies and I like to have fun at the bar by telling the ugliest, slump buster girls how hot they are, and totally flirting with them all night.
if this is true this is the most hilariously sad and pathetic thing i have ever read on any forum anywhere on the entire internet
Yeah seconded.
maybe we're biased because we're both hot girls and a guy would never do that to us?
either way, it's still extremely sad and pathetic :?
Bumba
09-26-2005, 10:52 AM
That should bring no shock to you, none at all i say
backfat
09-26-2005, 05:19 PM
what if like when hot girls hit on you... they think you're really ugly too? LET'S GET THAT UGLY DOOD TO FUCK US.. lolololl KEWLIES.
terriblewolf
09-26-2005, 08:40 PM
lmfffafa, I was joking. I just wanted to hear someone describe it.
...
Me and this friend of mine fingercuffed a buttery croissant once.
It's just...not the same. ;\
Man, that had me chuckling.
Bloob
09-26-2005, 10:13 PM
...
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 10:15 PM
Wait hold up.
You played Slipknot and thought Emo kids wouldn't like it?
Yeah, EMO and Metal are different genre's.
DucatAristocrat
09-26-2005, 10:28 PM
Wait hold up.
You played Slipknot and thought Emo kids wouldn't like it?
Yeah, EMO and Metal are different genre's.
So who listens to death metal?
terriblewolf
09-26-2005, 10:30 PM
Wait hold up.
You played Slipknot and thought Emo kids wouldn't like it?
Yeah, EMO and Metal are different genre's.
So who listens to death metal?
I like six feet under, that's death metal, right?
ball1jj
09-26-2005, 10:31 PM
Yes, but Slipknot IS NOT death metal.
whoreyourselfout
09-29-2005, 12:17 AM
i'm more disappointed that people actually listen to slipknot.
for the french speakers, Le Douche.
ball1jj
09-29-2005, 12:19 AM
Slipknot is a good band. You may not like the genre but I assure you they are quite talented, and many major publications including Rolling Stone say they are one of the top ten bands live of ALL TIME.
So you sir, are a dumas.
JohnnyDrama
09-29-2005, 12:20 AM
Slipknot is a good band. You may not like the genre but I assure you they are quite talented, and many major publications including Rolling Stone say they are one of the top ten bands live of ALL TIME.
So you sir, are a dumas.
saw them at ozzfest 01 i think AWESOME!!
i agreee Bal, their drummer may be one of the best drummers alive...
billybob
09-29-2005, 12:21 AM
Slipknot is a good band. You may not like the genre but I assure you they are quite talented, and many major publications including Rolling Stone say they are one of the top ten bands live of ALL TIME.
So you sir, are a dumas.
saw them at ozzfest 01 i think AWESOME!!
i agreee Bal, their drummer may be one of the best drummers alive...
I do agree as well
ball1jj
09-29-2005, 12:25 AM
Yes, I will be seeing them for the first time on the 24 of October at the State Theatre in Detroit, which is sweet, because it's an extremely small venue. Really looking forward to it.
shanana
09-29-2005, 01:28 AM
including Rolling Stone say they are one of the top ten bands live of ALL TIME.
well I'm sold
MrHouse
09-29-2005, 01:33 AM
i agreee Bal, their drummer may be one of the best drummers alive...
Actually, if I remember right, he's the second best in the world.
jeremy
09-29-2005, 01:35 AM
so i was giving it to this girl in the ass as a joke but she liked it, so i pulled out and pissed all over her back.
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