The Would You Rather? thread

[Cinderella]

You guys are pretty twisted, so I want to see what you guys can come up with here, and it better be good. The object is to think up two different situations and you MUST choose one, no passing or other alternatives. It can be funny, disgusting, whatever. I'll get it started:

Would you rather:

Go through a horrible, gut wrenching and life-threatening experience and die,

OR

live through it but be so traumatized you would be a complete basketcase, have nightmares, flashbacks and need therapy and medication the rest of your life with no hope of recovery?

Pick one.

Have fun. :twisted:

[wrinklenuts]

You guys are pretty twisted, so I want to see what you guys can come up with here, and it better be good. The object is to think up two different situations and you MUST choose one, no passing or other alternatives. It can be funny, disgusting, whatever. I'll get it started:

Would you rather:

Go through a horrible, gut wrenching and life-threatening experience and die,

OR

live through it but be so traumatized you would be a complete basketcase, have nightmares, flashbacks and need therapy and medication the rest of your life with no hope of recovery?

Pick one.

Have fun. :twisted:


I would choose the second- since that is actually me

[Don Logan]

Looks like this post died a horrible death....sooo...

Would you rather read and respond in this thread or

Die?

[Cinderella]

I would choose the second- since that is actually me

The second one is me too.

[Don Logan]

Then die.

[RodeoHK]

Would you rather eat dog shit or ask the hottest woman on earth out covered in dog shit?

[Acadia]

Would you rather eat dog shit or ask the hottest woman on earth out covered in dog shit?

The second one.

Would you rather:

Be afflicted with uncontrollable flatulence whenever you become sexually aroused

or

Be followed everywhere you go for the rest of your life by 11 bickering Korean Bureaucrats?

[thebaldwin]

the second one. they'd soon leave when my uncontrollable flatulence took hold.

[morticia]

the second one. they'd soon leave when my uncontrollable flatulence took hold.

You get funnier and funnier Dr B :)

[Acadia]

the second one. they'd soon leave when my uncontrollable flatulence took hold.

You get funnier and funnier Dr B :)

I concur with that. His threadside manner has really blossomed lately.

[morticia]

It was the age of acadias that made me really appreciate him

[Mr. Rick]

Wait..Did you just say we were pretty twisted?

[MrHouse]

Would you rather:


Know excrutiating pain once

OR

Never know pain

[jethro]

I'll take the pain.

Would you rather:

have sex with Larry king once

or

be married to madonna?

[Superficial]

I'll go with the madonna.

She's got money, even if it destroys your creativity and ability to make a decent movie.

Would you rather...

Drink a pint of your own blood, or someone else's blood.

[MrHouse]

Tough one.

Married forever, or just enough to get half her money?

[billybob]

I'll go with the madonna.

She's got money, even if it destroys your creativity and ability to make a decent movie.

Would you rather...

Drink a pint of your own blood, or someone else's blood.

my own, eeew

Fuck David Letterman or Jay Leno

[MrHouse]

Someone else's.

[MrHouse]

omg David Letterman is so dreamy

[Superficial]

Your turn house...

[MrHouse]

would you rather:

Play piano (or any other instrument) like a fucking genius

OR

Make 300k bucks a year.

[billybob]

would you rather:

Play piano (or any other instrument) like a fucking genius

OR

Make 300k bucks a year.

300 k hands down

[MrHouse]

not me

[billybob]

not me

why?

[MrHouse]

Because?

[billybob]

Because?

your silly tee hee hee

[Superficial]

I'd take the money; I am what I am.


Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

[billybob]

I'd take the money; I am what I am.


Would you rather be able to fly or turn invisible?

Invisible can you imagine the possibilities of being the worlds biggest perv?

[jethro]

fly.

Would you like to be able to eat and drink or otherwise
ingest anything without any health risks.

or

always feel loved.

[morticia]

always feel loved

without a doubt


To love or be loved?

[billybob]

fly.

Would you like to be able to eat and drink or otherwise
ingest anything without any health risks.

or

always feel loved.

dang...but if i chose the eating thing you wouldnt get fat right. And you still would be loved sometimes right?

[Superficial]

Define ingest.

[jethro]

Define ingest.

eat, drink, smoke, breath

[Acadia]

always feel loved

without a doubt


To love or be loved?

Too difficult

[jethro]

always feel loved

without a doubt


To love or be loved?

this one is very tough.,
to love, I guess.

[Superficial]

The idea of being strung out on ecstasy all the time has its temptations, also you could never have a bad trip. And what if it was the love of a really fat person?





Of course it's love.

[assface]

Have a penis or a vagina?

[scheve trees]

penis. life would be easier.

[Superficial]

Penis, penis, penis.



Drunk all the time or drunk never?

[Acadia]

Penis, penis, penis.



Drunk all the time or drunk never?

That one sucks. Having done both, I will have to pick Never.

[morticia]

Have a penis or a vagina?

Vagina.

[MrHouse]

Drunk all the time or drunk never?

Up until now it's been never and my life is going well.

And penis.

[Superficial]

Bloody Americans.

[scheve trees]

Bloody Americans.

haha.yeah.

[thebaldwin]

the second one. they'd soon leave when my uncontrollable flatulence took hold.

You get funnier and funnier Dr B :)

I concur with that. His threadside manner has really blossomed lately.

wow I'm totally gettin some props. or something.

anyway over in the hole I combined blue with blushed to make blueshed, so never fear, there are bad days as well as good...

[MrHouse]

Would you rather:

Be good-looking but stupid, and live a luxurious life

OR

Be normal-looking but intelligent, and live an average life

[Superficial]

Good looking.




Would you rather have no toes or one toe.

[MrHouse]

No toes.


No arms or no legs?

[your 15 minutes are up]

No toes.


No arms or no legs?

No legs.

Would you rather be the Elephant Man or Michael Jackson?

[morticia]

the second one. they'd soon leave when my uncontrollable flatulence took hold.

You get funnier and funnier Dr B :)

I concur with that. His threadside manner has really blossomed lately.

wow I'm totally gettin some props. or something.

anyway over in the hole I combined blue with blushed to make blueshed, so never fear, there are bad days as well as good...

As far as i am concerned that is completely ignored because of your previous hilarious comments recently. We all have off days

[morticia]

Would you rather:

Be good-looking but stupid, and live a luxurious life

OR

Be normal-looking but intelligent, and live an average life

Good looking, you can always educate yourself

[UserNam3]

Would you rather:

Be good-looking but stupid, and live a luxurious life

OR

Be normal-looking but intelligent, and live an average life

The second one, because I'm already the first one by birth.

[MrHouse]

Would you rather:

Be good-looking but stupid, and live a luxurious life

OR

Be normal-looking but intelligent, and live an average life

Good looking, you can always educate yourself

No you can't. You can't change the choices, cheater.

[morticia]

Would you rather:

Be good-looking but stupid, and live a luxurious life

OR

Be normal-looking but intelligent, and live an average life

Good looking, you can always educate yourself

No you can't. You can't change the choices, cheater.

I'm not listening to you.

[Superficial]

Addicted to Heroin or addicted to fat love?

[MrHouse]

Heroin. I'm shameless.

[MrHouse]

I have a good one:

Bestiality

OR

Necrophilia

[Superficial]

Crack open a cold one.

[morticia]

I have a good one:

Bestiality

OR

Necrophilia

:shock:

[MrHouse]

I was gonna say pedophilia or necrophilia but I thought that was bad taste.

You have to chose one.

[Superficial]

I thought I did..

[morticia]

i think i will just sit back and watch this one pass me by

[MrHouse]

I thought I did..

I was talking to morticia, and I agree with you.

Canibalism

OR

Death

[Superficial]

Mr House loses for being nonsensical.


Private jet or Ferrari?

[morticia]

I thought I did..

I was talking to morticia, and I agree with you.

Canibalism

OR

Death

In the past, death. Now , cannibalism

[MrHouse]

Mr House loses for being nonsensical.


Private jet or Ferrari?

I was making sense.

And Ferrari

Now:

Cannibalism

OR

Starving to death (better?)

[Superficial]

BBQ.





Men or Women (Your sex would change to fall in line)

[MissKiKi]

BBQ.





Men or Women (Your sex would change to fall in line)

Men




Anal for life or no sex for life?

[RodeoHK]

The first one :oops:

Access to the internet forever or access to TV?

[Wildflower]

Be afflicted with uncontrollable flatulence whenever you become sexually aroused



My husband is afflicted with that very problem. Tragic situation, for all involved.

I would easily give up TV access. Easy. Like duh!

Would you rather have to shit your pants on national television, or piss your pants at your own wedding?

[jethro]

Piss my pants at my wedding.
The only people there are my friends.

Would you rather be Batman or Superman?

[MrHouse]

No contest: Superman.

Spiderman or the Thing

[DRMAMACITA21]

spiderman .

would u rather drink your piss or someone elses?

[RodeoHK]

Spiderman

Superted or Captain Planet

[Cinderella]

I knew you wouldn't disappoint.

Vagina.

[ravioli]

the word basketcase came from way back in the wars when dudes got their arms and legs blown off and they had none left so they had to be carried around in a basket while they screamed and squirmed around.

hah.
i mean aw :(

[PrincessVictoria]

Superted or Captain Planet

Captain Planet, as I have no idea who Superted is.

Would you rather find out your neighbor installed a camera that for years has taped every event in your bedroom - or - in your bathroom?

p.s. This is an actual game called "Zobmondo!!" I own it, we play it with friends all the time. It's good for some laughs since some of the questions are pretty darn disgusting.

[terriblewolf]

Superted or Captain Planet

Captain Planet, as I have no idea who Superted is.

Would you rather find out your installed a camera that for years has taped every event in your bedroom - or - in your bathroom?

p.s. This is an actual game called "Zobmondo!!" I own it, we play it with friends all the time. It's good for some laughs since some of the questions are pretty darn disgusting.

Either way having a camera in your bathroom is disturbing. I got lost when your sentence started and stopped at "your", is there something missing?

I'm not sure what you are asking exactly.

Then again, I'm an idiot. Go figure.

[PrincessVictoria]

ack! This is what I get for multi-tasking while typing. It should be "your neighbor", sorry about that.

[terriblewolf]

ack! This is what I get for multi-tasking while typing. It should be "your neighbor", sorry about that.

No problem.

I think I would be more worried about the bathroom...lol. Not much goes on the bedroom...hehe.

[jethro]

Would you rather sit naked on a block of ice
for two hours
or
Drop hot coffee into your lap.

[PrincessVictoria]

Naked on the ice. I would so much rather recover from being cold, than from being burned.

Would you rather lick an unattractive stranger's armpits - OR - eat his/her toejam?

[terriblewolf]

Naked on the ice. I would so much rather recover from being cold, than from being burned.

Would you rather lick an unattractive stranger's armpits - OR - eat his/her toejam?

I grimaced. Seriously, I almost hurled.

BUT if I had to choose, it would definitely be the armpit.

[PrincessVictoria]

As a man, would you rather be handsome with a one inch penis - OR - ugly with a nine inch penis?

[terriblewolf]

As a man, would you rather be handsome with a one inch penis - OR - ugly with a nine inch penis?

Geh. So easy.

Handsome and small weiner, I would probably be a bottom anyway.

:twisted:

[terriblewolf]

I realized at some point that in order to keep the game going I have to ask something right?

Ok, here it goes.

Anal rape or getting punched in the face with brass knuckles by at least 3 people...lol.

These are hard to make up.

[MrHouse]

Anal rape or getting punched in the face with brass knuckles by at least 3 people...lol.

Darn, tough one. I'd say anal rape. At least I wouldn't die, and therapy is cheaper than resurrection.


Drowning

OR

Burning to death

[Ranced]

Drowning.

You pass out before you die.

[MrHouse]

If you answer you have to give a choice.


100 bucks and a punch to the stomach,

OR

No money and no punch.

[Briesias]

If you answer you have to give a choice.


100 bucks and a punch to the stomach,

OR

No money and no punch.

The latter.

Forced to shoot your father or your mother in the head.

I feel sick typing that.

:(

[MrHouse]

My father, not because I hate him, just because I couldn't shoot my mother. Except if she was a vampire.


Monopoly

OR

Risk

[MiraQueFancy]

If you answer you have to give a choice.


100 bucks and a punch to the stomach,

OR

No money and no punch.

The latter.

Forced to shoot your father or your mother in the head.

I feel sick typing that.

:(
...you made me cry...

[Briesias]

If you answer you have to give a choice.


100 bucks and a punch to the stomach,

OR

No money and no punch.

The latter.

Forced to shoot your father or your mother in the head.

I feel sick typing that.

:(
...you made me cry...

I know, I choked just thinking about it BUT I wanted to make it as evil as possible, its all fun after all. :shock:

[terriblewolf]

My father, not because I hate him, just because I couldn't shoot my mother. Except if she was a vampire.


Monopoly

OR

Risk

Monopoly because I don't know how to play Risk that well.

Wad the TP or Fold the TP?

TP is TOILET PAPER for you losers.

[MrHouse]

What's "wad".

[ravioli]

What's "wad".

wad = squish up into a ball

[BizBoy]

I didn't read all the pages but . . .

Live a long sad, miserable, diseased life and go to heaven for eternity

or

Sell your soul to the Devil and get everything you've ever wanted here on earth and live in bliss until you're 110

[morticia]

I didn't read all the pages but . . .

Live a long sad, miserable, diseased life and go to heaven for eternity

or

Sell your soul to the Devil and get everything you've ever wanted here on earth and live in bliss until you're 110

the latter

sex and drugs

or

rock and roll

[BizBoy]

Morticia, Sex & Drugs silly girl. . .

[morticia]

I was humming the song to myself, it's all i could think of at short notice, but i am flattered you added me to the sex and drugs

[Cinderella]

Here's one I got from a very demented friend.

would you rather jerk off your dad

or

masterbate in front of your grandmother?

[BizBoy]

I was humming the song to myself, it's all i could think of at short notice, but i am flattered you added me to the sex and drugs

Flattery will get you everywhere . . .

[MrHouse]

Here's one I got from a very demented friend.

would you rather jerk off your dad

or

masterbate in front of your grandmother?

I think you just killed this thread. I can't answer that anyway.

[morticia]

I was humming the song to myself, it's all i could think of at short notice, but i am flattered you added me to the sex and drugs

Flattery will get you everywhere . . .

oooh really?

[BizBoy]

Sure, watch.

Flattery?

or

No Flattery?

[Cinderella]

Here's one I got from a very demented friend.

would you rather jerk off your dad

or

masterbate in front of your grandmother?

I think you just killed this thread. I can't answer that anyway.

I know, I know, it's way over the top! Ican't believe she came up with it. I can't answer it either soooo...never mind and hope that you will never have to make that decision. :shock:

[morticia]

Sure, watch.

Flattery?

or

No Flattery?

ooh clever

[PrincessVictoria]

masterbate in front of your grandmother

My mother's mother is INSANE. If that were to happen, I could just see her saying "oh good for you honey. Have you ever tried.... ?"

The night before my mother's wedding to my stepdad she was filling us in on her favorite "toys", and the misrepresentations in various pornos ("They're never that big in real life!"). :shock:

Would you rather thoroughly lick the inside of a marathon runner's gym shoe - OR - just make one quick lick across both underarms after a race?

[Cinderella]

Good Lord. Yeah, I've got a couple fam members who are certified too :roll:

Underarms. Feet...that's just too nasty. Sweat is just salt water, but with feet you get all the fungus and crap, gross.


One hour of mind-blowing excitement or a lifetime of boredom?

[DucatAristocrat]

Good Lord. Yeah, I've got a couple fam members who are certified too :roll:

Underarms. Feet...that's just too nasty. Sweat is just salt water, but with feet you get all the fungus and crap, gross.


One hour of mind-blowing excitement or a lifetime of boredom?

What is "mind blowing" persay? This isn't scarring, correct?

[Cinderella]

Good Lord. Yeah, I've got a couple fam members who are certified too :roll:

Underarms. Feet...that's just too nasty. Sweat is just salt water, but with feet you get all the fungus and crap, gross.


One hour of mind-blowing excitement or a lifetime of boredom?

What is "mind blowing" persay? This isn't scarring, correct?

It can be scarring if you want it to, lol. No, just think ORGASM.

[PrincessVictoria]

One hour of mind-blowing excitement

Better to have the memories I guess, then to have a lifetime of woulda coulda shouldas.

Would you rather have the love of your life leave you for someone of your same gender - OR - the opposite?

[DucatAristocrat]

Good Lord. Yeah, I've got a couple fam members who are certified too :roll:

Underarms. Feet...that's just too nasty. Sweat is just salt water, but with feet you get all the fungus and crap, gross.


One hour of mind-blowing excitement or a lifetime of boredom?

What is "mind blowing" persay? This isn't scarring, correct?

It can be scarring if you want it to, lol. No, just think ORGASM.

One houring of mind-blowing excitement so I know exactly who I'd spend it with.

[DucatAristocrat]

One hour of mind-blowing excitement

Better to have the memories I guess, then to have a lifetime of woulda coulda shouldas.

Would you rather have the love of your life leave you for someone of your same gender - OR - the opposite?

It's always easier when it's the same gender, isn't it? for most women at least.

I guess same gender? I don't know. I would need to experience this I think.