The Blind Item Thread

[Xenu]

I love blind items.

from the NYPost

1. WHICH hot-tempered leading man is being protected by New York's Finest? The cops kept secret the Asian call girl in his hotel room . . .


2. WHICH arrogant actor angered a powerful movie studio chief who had arranged for the star to meet his adoring son? When the star learned where the boy went to school, he denounced the place as "sub par."

[candy]

Ooh you beat me to this topic. I have tons of them but I don't want to jack your thread either .

I have no clue as to the answer to those items.

[Xenu]

Post away, let's keep this biotch moving.

[magicx_3]

who who?? do tell

and what is a blind item??

[Xenu]

when gossip columns cannot identify a celeb out of fear that they will get sued, they post the bit as a blind item. It's up to the reader to figure out the identify of the perpetrator.

1. Sounds like Russell Crowe

[magicx_3]

ooohhhh cool!!! this will be F-U-N!!!

[candy]

Ok Xenu, you asked for it, then I'm going to bed. Some of these are old and some have the answers.

Which high-profile mag founder doesn't want his famous fiancée to find out about his extracurricular activities — especially his affair with his half-sister? The two have been sharing a bed, much to the chagrin of their father…


Rumors continue to circulate on both coasts. This very popular and talented Black singer wants to “out” himself on his upcoming album. He is sick of living a lie. His plan is to refer to a “he” in his love songs instead of a “she.” His record label has refused his request. Their reasoning: This would deplete his fan base since women make up the majority of his fan base.
Answer:Kanye or maybe Maxwell??


Which newly married actor isn’t so
faithful? Before he walked down the
aisle with his lovely actress wife,
he walked into a bedroom and got
nasty with a hard-partying Hollywood
starlet whom many know intimately…

Answer: Most likely Chad Michael Murray,
who got married in April.

Which skirt-chasing actor has been
two-timing not only his wife, but
the sexy blond superstar that he’s
been cheating with? The horndog was
spotted making out with a lithe young
lovely in front of the Mercer Hotel
before checking into a suite for more
naughtiness.

answer: Very likely studly Johnny Knoxville

3am Girls Blind Item

WHICH former pop heart-throb shocked his
few remaining fans with a high-maintenance
strop on a recent UK visit? The singer,
who's been around the block but is desperate
for a second chance at fame, bitched
about how ugly his audience were, refused to
sign fans' autographs and got so drunk he
threw up under a table at a gig.

Answer: Most likely Jordan Knight formerly
of New Kids on the Block fame. The clue is the
word 'block'.

Movieline Blind Item

Freebie Freak

It’s no secret that even hugely paid stars
love free swag and goodie bags as much as
your average, everyday Hollywood party
free-loader. But nobody can top this pretty
young TV and movie thang for nerviness when
it comes to shoving her way to the head of
the line for handouts, making her
embarrassed, overworked personal assistants
ask for more, and hoarding so much free
swag and so many goodie bags that she’s
amassed an entire walk-in closet of the
stuff in her Hollywood Hills home. Sure,
she keeps some of those free cell phones
and makeup and beauty products, but she
also has her assistants sell off some of
the stuff on eBay, which she carefully
tracks every day to make sure they’re not
cheating her. Greedy and insecure much,
sweetheart? Well, we guess we’d be too
if our last four movies and a TV pilot
had tanked.

Guess: The now rarely seen Jennifer Love
Hewitt? There was once a time when she was
everywhere and now, she's nowhere to be
found on tv or at the movies. Her last big
movie was the stinker 'Garfield'.

Benjamin Nicholas blind item

HOW can a well-known television host hide
his mug when hiring hotties for hung action?
Simple: Just wear a mask! This TV host goes
Lone Ranger when scamming for paid penis and
thinks his boys don't recognize his youthful
good looks, bleached-out locks and shiny-white
choppers. While he went full-face for his
recent `starring' on the sidewalk, he's always
looking for a Kato to his Green Hornet in the
bedroom.

answer: Sounds like American Idol host Ryan
Seacrest. He did, after all, just get a star
on the Walk of Fame a few weeks ago.


Popbitch blind item

Which colourful US female popstar
has a secret lesbian love in London?
Whenever she's in town, the star likes
to get the party started with her
record company lover. Both girls have
a thing about bikers: the popstar dates
them, while the SonyBMG girl has a
copy of Hard Dykes On Bykes on her laptop.

answer: Could it be pop singer, Pink?

Ted Casablanca's Blind Item

Take a breather this week, bossman, this
one's about a gal who prefers
to sniff, not suck, her candy.

Morgan Mayhem is the doll. Such a
cutie-tamootie, she's got charm
pouring out of her sweet little
dimples--not to mention that great ass
of hers. Unfortunately, M.'s well-photographed
behind is oddly altered as of late.

Surgery? Or just a high-colonic and new
cheek-bones sucked and inserted at one of
those posh 'n' creepy Bev Hills "hospitals?"
Regardless, M2 has taken upon herself to
use this time to remove her booby implants.
Sorta like getting a new haircut when one gets a
face-lift, right? Not that I would know, just
what I've heard, 'course.

Oh, crap, I hate it when these perfectly
lovely babes start playing mix 'n' match with
the bod-parts--so boring. I mean, come on, it's
almost as predictable as getting hooked on
drugs (really boring),'cause everybody can see
what's on the horizon for chicks who start
doing the surgery thang too much: Lifetime
movies with the likes of Faye Dunaway, right?
Isn't that where you go when you start playing
doc too much with your bod?

Besides, I thought M.M. had a much more
mattress-worthy figure before she began altering
it so.

Who cares how many dudes she was doing
(she didn't). It was the ol' vicarious va-va-voom
ride just watching M. strut her sex-ay
stuff--especially with hunky regular beau
Burr Ito.

But then again, this item isn't about sex,
so never mind.


It's not Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton, Lara Flynn Boyle.

answer: It sounds like Lindsay Lohan. The Burr Ito could
refer to ex- Wilmer Valderramma. Ted also uses the very
alliterative 'MM', so whomever he's referring to likely
has the same first and last initial.



NY Daily News blind item

Which recently engaged starlet slept with her last
film's co-star before and after he was married?

guesses: It sounds like it might be Paris Hilton and Chad Michael Murray.

WHICH young wife of a big-name director
is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on
a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a
second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice,
he was sleeping with her.

Possible guesses:
My guess is Woody Allen, Soon-Yi, and Scarlett Johansson.
They had "Match Point" premiere in Cannes, and he was
so smitten he signed her up for his next movie.

NY Post Blind Item
WHICH teen terror has herpes? The starlet was diagnosed
with the "social disease" recently after fooling around
with several high-profile studs, who might have it now, too .

Answer: It sounds like Lindsay Lohan, she's still a teen. The
only other starlet I could think of is Hilary Duff, but she's
boffing Joel Madden and he's not exactly high profile.

Which handsome young movie actor has been told by his handlers to straighten up his image? Expect fewer fey photo shoots and more leaks about "hooking up" with prime-time TV actresses.

Which married fashion designer (who took his wife to the CFDA awards two weeks ago) enjoyed a "boys' trip" to the Cannes Film Festival, where he told all the girls he's single? He was especially taken with one pretty young thing from Los Angeles.

[candy]

BLIND ITEM #1:

This black male celebrity was nicknamed “Mr. Smackdown” and the “Hollywood Batterer” during his heyday in Hollywood. He boasted about how he kept his women in line through physical violence. He was easily provoked, allegedly, one girlfriend prepared a meal with too much salt and he went into a violent rage. People have always speculated that he has a deep seeded hatred towards women. They may be right, we are receiving word that he is currently patronizing transsexual and transvestite prostitutes for sex.

BLIND ITEM #2:

This famous blonde will be overdosing soon if an intervention isn’t done ASAP. She is hopelessly addicted to crystal meth and heroin. Her behavior is so bizarre and unpredictable, she openly gropes male and female strangers; she is also known to point at her private parts and proposition men for sex. At a party last week, drugs fell on the carpet, she didn’t hesitate to crawl on the carpet and retrieve the rocks. She is so incoherent and dazed in conversation, people are speculating, is she also mentally challenged?

WICKED WHISPERS
WHICH Hollywood superstar hired a driver on a recent visit to London to ferry young boys to his hotel room? The supposedly straight actor only feels at home when surrounded by teenage boys.



Which blonde actress tried to score some drugs at a recent outing with some of her celebrity friends? This girl's not clueless on how to get what she wants — her cell phone is loaded with contacts. Too bad her friends had her number. They didn't feel like getting looped so they left her behind before the deal went down.
Answer: Alicia Silverstone ?

Which actor might not be being straight with us? He's complained about the difficulty of his on-camera boy-on-boy spit swap, but from what my spy says, he may have already had plenty of experience in that field! I don't know if it's true — only he can tell us what planet he comes from! And, no, Ryan Seacrest, I'm not talking about you!

Could it be that a certain music man is having a crisis? So say folks close to the breakout star, who tell me that the problem is more of image than talent. It seems that the deluded dropout has been a pain in the ass when it comes to approving publicity photos and videos. Costs have skyrocketed due to the special effects needed to make the bratty boy appear buffer, younger, and slimmer than he actually is. The end result is more of a valentine to his idol than to his splintering self.
Answer:Clay Gaykin or Kanye?


Which newlywed husband of a TV personality dropped her off at an award show, then went on a tour of gay bars in L.A.? What he didn’t realize was that the limo driver had to keep a list of every stop — and that when network execs got the limo bill, the list “looked like a Yellow Page ad of gay bars…”
Answer: Al Jones.....err Reynolds?

• Which leading man landed his fiancée by giving her a five-year contract for $10 million? Now, she’s giving an Oscar-worthy performance acting as if she’s really in love with him…
Answer: Tom and Kate Cruise?

• Which foreign-born sports phenom lies about his age? Though he landed a multimillion-dollar sneaker deal as a 14-year-old, whispers are he’s closer to 20.

Sources say that a Hollywood actress/mistress is supporting her very married baby's daddy, who has been unable to financially support his actual wife and other kids because of several failed businesses. "He owes people money all over New York City, so he's been hiding out," offered the source. This wouldn't be the first time that said actress hooked up with somebody else's guy, however we're certain she didn't anticipate that this guy's money troubles would be so bad that his daughter couldn't get her high school transcript because her pop owed the school money.

Here are some options......

Tracee Ellis Ross
Michael Michelle
Irma P. Hall
Paula Jai Parker
Nia Long

WHICH popstar and his girlfriend shocked bandmates
by openly sharing drugs during a shoot for their latest
video? This one is from July of this year

Answer: I think its Kate Moss and drug addled musician boyfriend,
Pete Doherty

Ted Casablancas Blind Item

Pixie Mixie is at it again. But since her partner in
crime, Morgan Mayhem, is ever more shocked by the
quantity of nose-goodies Pix puts up her ever-disappearing
nostrils, Ms. Mix is on to her latest victim, Ham Drum .

H.D., in fact, has become so fond of Mixie's bad habits,
the boob-tube honey and her quasi-celebrated companion
are becoming the talk of the party circuit. Well, make
that parties where one can disappear in a club's bathroom
stalls for a couple of centuries, and nobody notices. We're
not exactly talkin' power teas at Ariana Huffington's
Brentwood pad.

Answer: I think its nicole ritchie and DJ AM

NY Post Blind Item

Which handsome young movie actor has been told by his
handlers to straighten up his image? Expect fewer fey
photo shoots and more leaks about "hooking up" with
prime-time TV actresses.

Answer: I think its Hayden Christensen who was canoodling with
Eva Longoria at Cannes a few weeks ago.

[candy]

This comes to us from a very reliable source in our hometown of Miami.

It seems that a certain ageing star of the small screen has been getting quite acquainted with a local trannie (and we say that with love) down in the Vice city.

Holly Golightly (not her real name) received a call to go to the Four Seasons on Brickell Ave to "go see a client." She was met at the door by two big bodyguards, who escorted her in and then left her to her own devices with her new John.

Holly is a brilliant trannie, very feminine and gorgeous. The first thing John asks her to do is to go to the bathroom and wipe off all her makeup as she reminds him too much of his ex-wife Melania.

The gentleman that he is, John spent the next couple of hours just chatting with said trannie, you know, about life and stuff. And no sex was involved. Strange, but true.

What is it about so many Hollywood actors and their love of transexuals??
Answer: Colin Farrell?

WHICH newly humiliated actress is not so innocent herself? We hear that while visiting her cheating man on a movie set, she hooked up with his married co-star during an all-night cocaine binge . . . WHICH closeted TV personality is so desperate to appear straight, he tips off the paparazzi whenever he is meeting an attractive woman?
Answers:I am pretty sure the first one is Sienna Miller and Sean Penn.
I think the 2nd one is Ryan Seacrest or Matthew Perry

Which R&B diva's hair dilemma cost her a recent magazine cover? The essence of this story is that the certain singing someone wouldn't allow a magazine's glam squad to "replace her weave because she'd just had one done and her scalp was apparently raw." When the female monthly's cover editor suggested a wig instead, said singer balked at the idea and the magazine canned the cover.
Answer: Beyonce

Which society couple, whose name may or may not begin with a B, are staying together for the sake of their accountant? They're ready to split, but the money man says they can't afford it.

Which actor, shooting a film opposite a certain tabloid-fodder actress, is popular on the set, even though he needs a break between each take to accommodate his monster cocaine habit?

I think I posted too much so that's it for now. I have a bit more but I'll save them for later. Please keep in mind the answers supplied are not definite, just answers that people gave considering the clues

[Xenu]

Hayden Christensen and Al Reynolds should hook up. Gay as birds.

Great list.

[mEGGSBenedict]

This is the best thread ever!

I love both of your guyses blind items! I wish i knew were to get more.

[your 15 minutes are up]

[quote="candy"]

Which colourful US female popstar
has a secret lesbian love in London?
Whenever she's in town, the star likes
to get the party started with her
record company lover. Both girls have
a thing about bikers: the popstar dates
them, while the SonyBMG girl has a
copy of Hard Dykes On Bykes on her laptop.

answer: Could it be pop singer, Pink?

quote]

LOL, that's so incredibly obvious. "Which colourful US female popstar" ? :lol:

[mishmosh]

yeah and 'get the party started' . wasnt that one of her awful hits?

[mEGGSBenedict]

here are some from today's Page Six:

September 26, 2005 -- WHICH sexy actress — known for dating a crazy rocker and a media man — is now in a full-fledged affair with a successful Latino director? Problem is: He's married and has no plans to leave his wife . . . WHICH club promoter lures super-skinny stars and their entourages to her clubs by being their drug supplier? Some say it won't be long until someone overdoses and her secret is exposed.

I'm thinking Pam Anderson for the first one...and the 2nd one I definitely don't know

[candy]

here are some from today's Page Six:

September 26, 2005 -- WHICH sexy actress — known for dating a crazy rocker and a media man — is now in a full-fledged affair with a successful Latino director? Problem is: He's married and has no plans to leave his wife . . . WHICH club promoter lures super-skinny stars and their entourages to her clubs by being their drug supplier? Some say it won't be long until someone overdoses and her secret is exposed.

I'm thinking Pam Anderson for the first one...and the 2nd one I definitely don't know

Pammy is the first one that came to mind for number one and number two could be Lizzy but who knows..

[perouze]

The 'media man' and 'crazy rocker' are Steve Bing (producer) and Lenny Kravitz, so the 'sexy actress' is Nic Kidman.

[Renata]

Candy, girl, I'm all for getting celebrity gossip, but you know a little too much.



I'm scareda you.

[candy]

I used to do the 'blogging' thing a few years ago before it was called blogging but I let it go because it was just too much to maintain. I still have a lot of resources though and a birdie or two in my ear from time to time.

[mEGGSBenedict]

The 'media man' and 'crazy rocker' are Steve Bing (producer) and Lenny Kravitz, so the 'sexy actress' is Nic Kidman.

ohhh very good! that's awesome

[Anastasia]

[b]

WHICH young wife of a big-name director
is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on
a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a
second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice,
he was sleeping with her.

Possible guesses:
My guess is Woody Allen, Soon-Yi, and Scarlett Johansson.
They had "Match Point" premiere in Cannes, and he was
so smitten he signed her up for his next movie.


I think you're right espically since she goes on about her love of older men.

[Anastasia]

Which society couple, whose name may or may not begin with a B, are staying together for the sake of their accountant? They're ready to split, but the money man says they can't afford it.

My guess: The Beckhams

Which actor, shooting a film opposite a certain tabloid-fodder actress, is popular on the set, even though he needs a break between each take to accommodate his monster cocaine habit?

Woody Harrelson? Currently filming Prarie Home Companionn with Lindsay Lohan.

[mEGGSBenedict]

I got another one, this time from Ted Casablanca's THE AWFUL TRUTH

Picture it. The Emmys. The red carpet. Media outlets flown in from all over the world. Flashbulbs blinding you, the common folk. Every journo trying to outscream his neighbor: "Hey, Teri! Over here!" And no place are celebs more mindful of their tongues and eyes (and other bod parts) than this overly recorded spot, take it from me.

Ask a TV star what she's wearing, and she'll look at her publicist for permission to answer. The carpet is not a place for people to flap their gums.

Well, unless you're Limp Chance.

So, Limpy's more celebrated wife is busy muggin' for the cameras. God knows Missus Chance can never get enough press. Red carpet etiquette, mind you, calls for less famous hubby to stand aside and smile while he waits on the wife-unit in silence. Apparently, Limpy--who's also known for stirring up stories of same-sex shenanigans away from his spouse--didn't get the memo.





A reporter chick is feeding batteries into her tape recorder. She sets her purse on a bench, throws a press release on top. And that's where Limpy comes teetering over on his high heels. Like a trend-seeking missile from W, L.C. bum-rushes the reporter's personal space, ferreting out and grabbing her bag. "Oh my God!" he screams. "This is Baby Phat! This is from the new line! These just came out--these are really so gorgeous."

And before anyone could ask a single question, Limpy's bride came a-wranglin' and toted her purse-lovin' man on down the carpet. We've all heard the rumors about Mr. Chance. But now I'm convinced. I mean, I'm all for style. But I can't imagine blowing my wad in public over a handbag, can you?

and it AINT:

Jerry O'Connell
Ben Affleck
or Bradley Whitford


----
I'm thinking maybe it's Star Jones' husband? I don't remember his name.

[candy]

I got another one, this time from Ted Casablanca's THE AWFUL TRUTH

Picture it. The Emmys. The red carpet. Media outlets flown in from all over the world. Flashbulbs blinding you, the common folk. Every journo trying to outscream his neighbor: "Hey, Teri! Over here!" And no place are celebs more mindful of their tongues and eyes (and other bod parts) than this overly recorded spot, take it from me.

Ask a TV star what she's wearing, and she'll look at her publicist for permission to answer. The carpet is not a place for people to flap their gums.

Well, unless you're Limp Chance.

So, Limpy's more celebrated wife is busy muggin' for the cameras. God knows Missus Chance can never get enough press. Red carpet etiquette, mind you, calls for less famous hubby to stand aside and smile while he waits on the wife-unit in silence. Apparently, Limpy--who's also known for stirring up stories of same-sex shenanigans away from his spouse--didn't get the memo.





A reporter chick is feeding batteries into her tape recorder. She sets her purse on a bench, throws a press release on top. And that's where Limpy comes teetering over on his high heels. Like a trend-seeking missile from W, L.C. bum-rushes the reporter's personal space, ferreting out and grabbing her bag. "Oh my God!" he screams. "This is Baby Phat! This is from the new line! These just came out--these are really so gorgeous."

And before anyone could ask a single question, Limpy's bride came a-wranglin' and toted her purse-lovin' man on down the carpet. We've all heard the rumors about Mr. Chance. But now I'm convinced. I mean, I'm all for style. But I can't imagine blowing my wad in public over a handbag, can you?

and it AINT:

Jerry O'Connell
Ben Affleck
or Bradley Whitford


----
I'm thinking maybe it's Star Jones' husband? I don't remember his name.

Yea, this one is Big Gay Al. Star's 'man'.

[candy]

WHICH soon-to-be-divorced celebrity carries on a secret life in the apartment above his garage? His wife put up with his same-sex philandering for years, but she finally got annoyed with his long-term relationship with a singer staying above the garage . . . WHICH restaurateur was dumped by a very pretty Asian woman? She complained that clinching with him was like "being crushed by a boulder and getting stabbed by a No. 2 pencil all at once" . . . WHICH handsome reality TV host rudely insulted two young ladies at the bar in the W Hotel in Times Square with ungentlemanly remarks about the girls' chests? He then called an escort service and was partying with a Russian call girl 20 minutes later.

[Mister Nasty Creature]

Why would any celebrity ever pay for sex?

I couldn't enjoy it if I had to pay for it.

[Smegma]

This is my favorite thread in all of threadom.

[mEGGSBenedict]

It totally is the best thread ever, but I can't get either of candy's last ones :!:

[that's_hot]

hate blind items.
toothy tile drove me nuts. I even emailed ted casablanca

[chicstylequeen]

"WHICH club promoter lures super-skinny stars and their entourages to her clubs by being their drug supplier? Some say it won't be long until someone overdoses and her secret is exposed."

This one is either Amanda Scheer Demme of the Tropicana in LA or Amy Sacco of Bungalow 8 in NYC.

[chicstylequeen]

It’s no secret that even hugely paid stars
love free swag and goodie bags as much as
your average, everyday Hollywood party
free-loader. But nobody can top this pretty
young TV and movie thang for nerviness when
it comes to shoving her way to the head of
the line for handouts, making her
embarrassed, overworked personal assistants
ask for more, and hoarding so much free
swag and so many goodie bags that she’s
amassed an entire walk-in closet of the
stuff in her Hollywood Hills home. Sure,
she keeps some of those free cell phones
and makeup and beauty products, but she
also has her assistants sell off some of
the stuff on eBay, which she carefully
tracks every day to make sure they’re not
cheating her. Greedy and insecure much,
sweetheart? Well, we guess we’d be too
if our last four movies and a TV pilot
had tanked.


Hilary Duff---remember the $15,000 watch incident in Miami...

[chicstylequeen]

Ted Casablanca's Blind Item

Take a breather this week, bossman, this
one's about a gal who prefers
to sniff, not suck, her candy.

Morgan Mayhem is the doll. Such a
cutie-tamootie, she's got charm
pouring out of her sweet little
dimples--not to mention that great ass
of hers. Unfortunately, M.'s well-photographed
behind is oddly altered as of late.

Surgery? Or just a high-colonic and new
cheek-bones sucked and inserted at one of
those posh 'n' creepy Bev Hills "hospitals?"
Regardless, M2 has taken upon herself to
use this time to remove her booby implants.
Sorta like getting a new haircut when one gets a
face-lift, right? Not that I would know, just
what I've heard, 'course.

Oh, crap, I hate it when these perfectly
lovely babes start playing mix 'n' match with
the bod-parts--so boring. I mean, come on, it's
almost as predictable as getting hooked on
drugs (really boring),'cause everybody can see
what's on the horizon for chicks who start
doing the surgery thang too much: Lifetime
movies with the likes of Faye Dunaway, right?
Isn't that where you go when you start playing
doc too much with your bod?

Besides, I thought M.M. had a much more
mattress-worthy figure before she began altering
it so.

Who cares how many dudes she was doing
(she didn't). It was the ol' vicarious va-va-voom
ride just watching M. strut her sex-ay
stuff--especially with hunky regular beau
Burr Ito.

But then again, this item isn't about sex,
so never mind.


It's not Nicole Richie, Nicky Hilton, Lara Flynn Boyle.

Mandy Moore---Just checked into Rehab in Conneticut, clue is CANDY...

[chicstylequeen]

This famous blonde will be overdosing soon if an intervention isn’t done ASAP. She is hopelessly addicted to crystal meth and heroin. Her behavior is so bizarre and unpredictable, she openly gropes male and female strangers; she is also known to point at her private parts and proposition men for sex. At a party last week, drugs fell on the carpet, she didn’t hesitate to crawl on the carpet and retrieve the rocks. She is so incoherent and dazed in conversation, people are speculating, is she also mentally challenged?

COURTNEY LOVE

[chicstylequeen]

Which handsome young movie actor has been told by his handlers to straighten up his image? Expect fewer fey photo shoots and more leaks about "hooking up" with prime-time TV actresses.

HAYDEN CHRISTIANSON

[chicstylequeen]

Which blonde actress tried to score some drugs at a recent outing with some of her celebrity friends? This girl's not clueless on how to get what she wants — her cell phone is loaded with contacts. Too bad her friends had her number. They didn't feel like getting looped so they left her behind before the deal went down.


BRITTNEY MURPHY--- Clue is "NOT CLUELESS"

[chicstylequeen]

Which actor might not be being straight with us? He's complained about the difficulty of his on-camera boy-on-boy spit swap, but from what my spy says, he may have already had plenty of experience in that field! I don't know if it's true — only he can tell us what planet he comes from! And, no, Ryan Seacrest, I'm not talking about you!


JARED LETO---CLUE IS WHAT PLANET HE COMES FROM, "30 SECONDS TO MARS" IS HIS BAND, AND HE WAS ALEXANDERS LOVER.

[chicstylequeen]

This black male celebrity was nicknamed “Mr. Smackdown” and the “Hollywood Batterer” during his heyday in Hollywood. He boasted about how he kept his women in line through physical violence. He was easily provoked, allegedly, one girlfriend prepared a meal with too much salt and he went into a violent rage. People have always speculated that he has a deep seeded hatred towards women. They may be right, we are receiving word that he is currently patronizing transsexual and transvestite prostitutes for sex.


EDDIE MURPHY

[Mugato]

HAYDEN CHRISTIANSON

Hayden's not gay! Darth Vader is all about pussy, you hear me?!?!!!


*runs away with hands over ears*

[moneyisfun]

hate blind items.
toothy tile drove me nuts. I even emailed ted casablanca

I've been trying to figure toothy tile too. Still not sure. The obvious choice would be Tom Cruise, but, if I remember correctly, Ted Casablanca stated it wasn't him in one of his columns.

[that's_hot]

hate blind items.
toothy tile drove me nuts. I even emailed ted casablanca

I've been trying to figure toothy tile too. Still not sure. The obvious choice would be Tom Cruise, but, if I remember correctly, Ted Casablanca stated it wasn't him in one of his columns.

yeah..I always thought it was my beloved jake gyllenhaal though, but I don't get the last clue he gave...let's see if I can find it...

[skineee]

[b]
WHICH young wife of a big-name director
is upset at her husband? The director has a "crush" on
a beautiful young blond actress and has hired her for a
second movie. The last time he worked with a woman twice,
he was sleeping with her.

Possible guesses:
My guess is Woody Allen, Soon-Yi, and Scarlett Johansson.
They had "Match Point" premiere in Cannes, and he was
so smitten he signed her up for his next movie.

nonononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononono
nonononononononononononononononononononono
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[candy]

This black male celebrity was nicknamed “Mr. Smackdown” and the “Hollywood Batterer” during his heyday in Hollywood. He boasted about how he kept his women in line through physical violence. He was easily provoked, allegedly, one girlfriend prepared a meal with too much salt and he went into a violent rage. People have always speculated that he has a deep seeded hatred towards women. They may be right, we are receiving word that he is currently patronizing transsexual and transvestite prostitutes for sex.


EDDIE MURPHY

This could be Wesley as well. It's largly rumored that he's the one that made Halle deaf in one ear.

[mEGGSBenedict]

This black male celebrity was nicknamed “Mr. Smackdown” and the “Hollywood Batterer” during his heyday in Hollywood. He boasted about how he kept his women in line through physical violence. He was easily provoked, allegedly, one girlfriend prepared a meal with too much salt and he went into a violent rage. People have always speculated that he has a deep seeded hatred towards women. They may be right, we are receiving word that he is currently patronizing transsexual and transvestite prostitutes for sex.


EDDIE MURPHY

This could be Wesley as well. It's largly rumored that he's the one that made Halle deaf in one ear.


whaaaat? I didn't even know she was deaf in one ear! wtf!

[Smegma]

This black male celebrity was nicknamed “Mr. Smackdown” and the “Hollywood Batterer” during his heyday in Hollywood. He boasted about how he kept his women in line through physical violence. He was easily provoked, allegedly, one girlfriend prepared a meal with too much salt and he went into a violent rage. People have always speculated that he has a deep seeded hatred towards women. They may be right, we are receiving word that he is currently patronizing transsexual and transvestite prostitutes for sex.


EDDIE MURPHY

This could be Wesley as well. It's largly rumored that he's the one that made Halle deaf in one ear.


whaaaat? I didn't even know she was deaf in one ear! wtf!

Yeah from a beatdown she took.

Eddie is always associated with Trannies though!

[Anastasia]

Why would any celebrity ever pay for sex?

I couldn't enjoy it if I had to pay for it.

The same reason non-celebs do.

[chicstylequeen]

Can someone please post the blind items on toothy tile? I think I have and idea but the original blind items with who it is not would be helpful...

Kisses!

[natalie]

Toothy Tile

This, of course, would help explain T.T.'s past dating experience with lithe female movie stars. But (as is often the case with love) now he can't control the fact that he's in a major butterfly state with a dude (don't you hate it when that happens?).

At least, that's the plan--to be done with a queer writer for added politically correct synergy (some say for guaranteed taste, but I don't trust these reporters, regardless of their sexual orientation).

It'll be most interesting. Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time.


( it ain't Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Toby Maguire, Justin Timberlake or Val Kilmer)

Ashton Hutcher?

[candy]

Toothy Tile

This, of course, would help explain T.T.'s past dating experience with lithe female movie stars. But (as is often the case with love) now he can't control the fact that he's in a major butterfly state with a dude (don't you hate it when that happens?).

At least, that's the plan--to be done with a queer writer for added politically correct synergy (some say for guaranteed taste, but I don't trust these reporters, regardless of their sexual orientation).

It'll be most interesting. Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time.


( it ain't Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Toby Maguire, Justin Timberlake or Val Kilmer)

Ashton Hutcher?

People are saying it's Jake.

[turnleftscottishbastard]

Toothy Tile

This, of course, would help explain T.T.'s past dating experience with lithe female movie stars. But (as is often the case with love) now he can't control the fact that he's in a major butterfly state with a dude (don't you hate it when that happens?).

At least, that's the plan--to be done with a queer writer for added politically correct synergy (some say for guaranteed taste, but I don't trust these reporters, regardless of their sexual orientation).

It'll be most interesting. Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time.


( it ain't Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Toby Maguire, Justin Timberlake or Val Kilmer)

Ashton Hutcher?

People are saying it's Jake.

I would think Ashton because they mentioned butterfly. If jake is a possibility, couldn't Heath Ledger be one too?

[chicstylequeen]

Toothy Tile, the rising young male star who secretly likes boys, is creating quite the media sitch. Not only am I told by same-sex inside sources that Mr. T. is still speaking with media representatives about coming out of the closet (much to the dissatisfaction of T.T.'s ten-percent crowd), but poor T. is feeling a tad...pulled.





He really loves his old g-f. That much is very clear. Nevertheless, T.T. is not breaking up with his (largely unknown) boyfriend, even though Mr. T.--whose dimples nevertheless remain quite dreamy through all this suspenseful tsuris--is not quite sure what, exactly, to do about the ex-girlfriend.

What's a bisexual budding star to do?

Oh, probably what all the rest of 'em do: stay right in the damn closet.

Care to prove me wrong, Tooth?

kUTCHER w/ Riley Smith
They use to be frienimies in HS and lived together in NYC...
Riley was known to be Bi back home...

Clues:

"He really loves his old g-f" NOW WIFE/BEARD
"BUTTERFLY STATE"
"DUDE"
"It'll be most interesting. Particularly when Mr. Tile's big-screen job makes a very sensual, boyish splash at the same time'
"THE GAURDIAN", HIS NEW MOVIE IS ABOUT A RENOWN RESCUE SWIMMER

[candy]

The only thing that's stopping me from believeing it's Ashton is that he and Demi are supposed to be married.

[chicstylequeen]

The only thing that's stopping me from believeing it's Ashton is that he and Demi are supposed to be married.

That's why it's called a beard...

[candy]

The only thing that's stopping me from believeing it's Ashton is that he and Demi are supposed to be married.

That's why it's called a beard...True but the last article says he was on the verge of coming out and he had an ex-girlfriend. Ashton and Demi are still together.

[chicstylequeen]

I think the ex g-friend might be in reference to Britney Murphy, but I could be reading the whole thing wrong.

But most of the clues point to Kutch, I am guessing his lover is Riley Smith because of the past...

[natalie]

I think the ex g-friend might be in reference to Britney Murphy, but I could be reading the whole thing wrong.

But most of the clues point to Kutch, I am guessing his lover is Riley Smith because of the past...

He probably freaked out when that Awful Truth blind item "came out"
and went farther in the closet

[turnleftscottishbastard]

I think the ex g-friend might be in reference to Britney Murphy, but I could be reading the whole thing wrong.

But most of the clues point to Kutch, I am guessing his lover is Riley Smith because of the past...
Dude, Riley Smith? That guy's hawt... How do they know each other?

[candy]

I think the ex g-friend might be in reference to Britney Murphy, but I could be reading the whole thing wrong.

But most of the clues point to Kutch, I am guessing his lover is Riley Smith because of the past...

He probably freaked out when that Awful Truth blind item "came out"
and went farther in the closetTrue. That would explain the marriage. Anyone have a pic of Riley?
Sometimes I hate Ted. He never tells!

[mEGGSBenedict]

it's SO Ashton! I can't believe I missed that "butterfly" and "dude" reference...I feel like such a fool!

and people, keep it up with the blind items! Olive them so muuuuuch

I wish this week hadn't been so busy at work, I would have tried to find more.

I live for blind items. If not for them I'd have stuck my head in a bucket of bleach long ago! 8)

[mEGGSBenedict]

and also, I HAVE to agree with candy about Ted...99% of the time, he makes his blind items so hard to guess!

His blind items seem to be mostly geared towards people who are at least somehow "in the business"

Morgan Mayhem was totally easy, but other than that, ted's a god damn bastard!

[candy]

and also, I HAVE to agree with candy about Ted...99% of the time, he makes his blind items so hard to guess!

His blind items seem to be mostly geared towards people who are at least somehow "in the business"

Morgan Mayhem was totally easy, but other than that, ted's a god damn bastard!For real Meggs. The only reason why I started paying attention is because Defamer posts his bind items and people come up with some good guesses.

[candy]

I'm not sure if this was posted already but.....

Big Question <<

This American film actress likes to spend
much of her time in UK - but doesn't know
her husband is shagging half of London
behind her back. A conquest claims that
as he climaxed he once shouted, "I love
you, my dick love you, I wish I could
rip my dick off and give it to you."
got this from Hollywood Life...

She's considered one of the sexier thangs in TV and movieland. But there's a big, honkin' reason why plenty of sexy thangs of the male persuasion take a pass when they get offered a chance to work with her - and it's not just because she has a knack for choosing lousy projects. No, its more because she apparently considers herself way too voluptuous and desirable to have to bother using such basic niceties as soap, deodorant and mouthwash.

If a hugely famous show biz couple got quietly (or not so quietly) uncoupled just about the time you're reading this, Murg warns you not to buy the standard B.S. about all the various pressures that tore them apart. You know, like how their busy work schedules kept them from seeing enough of each other or some such press agent blather. What truly drove the wedge between the pretty twosome is how she refused to take it lightly when she found out a few months back that if he wasn't busy until the wee hours playing internet poker, he was busy playing pocket poker. That's right, the guy with the nice-guy conservative image is a hopeless internet porn hound.


# Which square-jawed anchor — and not the one at CNN or Fox that you're thinking of — surprised a spywitness recently when he was caught in a clinch with a handsome male companion?

# What actor in a hit TV series is having serious baby-mama drama with a woman who isn't his famous girlfriend? The parties are sitting down with their lawyers this week to work out a cash settlement.

[mEGGSBenedict]

ha, candy that's so nuts, cuz that's why I started getting really into ted's blind items - the people who posted on defamer were *so* good at guessing!

Now my best friend and I make this big game out of reading each other blind items then going to defamer to see what other people said! :D i'm such a nerd.

anyways, this is Riley

http://img106.imagevenue.com/loc9/th_b0a_ghey.jpg (http://img106.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc9&image=b0a_ghey.jpg)

I think he's cute, but eh.

[turnleftscottishbastard]

Yeah, I've got Riley pictures. This is really depressing me because I had the biggest crush on him when I was in sixth grade... so sad :cry: .

http://img120.imagevenue.com/loc65/th_3ee_smith11.jpg (http://img120.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc65&image=3ee_smith11.jpg)
http://img11.imagevenue.com/loc214/th_f1e_1.jpg (http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc214&image=f1e_1.jpg)
http://img17.imagevenue.com/loc31/th_28b_2.jpg (http://img17.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc31&image=28b_2.jpg)
http://img109.imagevenue.com/loc17/th_f3e_3.jpg (http://img109.imagevenue.com/img.php?loc=loc17&image=f3e_3.jpg)

[candy]

He's hot. Ashton has good taste.

[mEGGSBenedict]

candy, are those supposed to be all individual blind items, or was that one blind item? I had about 7 celebs go through my brain when I read your post!!

[mEGGSBenedict]

She's considered one of the sexier thangs in TV and movieland. But there's a big, honkin' reason why plenty of sexy thangs of the male persuasion take a pass when they get offered a chance to work with her - and it's not just because she has a knack for choosing lousy projects. No, its more because she apparently considers herself way too voluptuous and desirable to have to bother using such basic niceties as soap, deodorant and mouthwash.

I'm gonna say JLO for that one. but I haven't thought about it too much. I think I made a good guess!

If a hugely famous show biz couple got quietly (or not so quietly) uncoupled just about the time you're reading this, Murg warns you not to buy the standard B.S. about all the various pressures that tore them apart. You know, like how their busy work schedules kept them from seeing enough of each other or some such press agent blather. What truly drove the wedge between the pretty twosome is how she refused to take it lightly when she found out a few months back that if he wasn't busy until the wee hours playing internet poker, he was busy playing pocket poker. That's right, the guy with the nice-guy conservative image is a hopeless internet porn hound.

Nick and Jess

[candy]

candy, are those supposed to be all individual blind items, or was that one blind item? I had about 7 celebs go through my brain when I read your post!!Each paragraph is an individual blind item


I think the dirty actress is Cameron Diaz

[mEGGSBenedict]

ohhh man candy! I have nothing else to contribute! I made all my little lame predictions in my last post. :D

[mEGGSBenedict]

candy, are those supposed to be all individual blind items, or was that one blind item? I had about 7 celebs go through my brain when I read your post!!Each paragraph is an individual blind item


I think the dirty actress is Cameron Diaz

but she hasn't been on tv!

[candy]

candy, are those supposed to be all individual blind items, or was that one blind item? I had about 7 celebs go through my brain when I read your post!!Each paragraph is an individual blind item


I think the dirty actress is Cameron Diaz

but she hasn't been on tv!Yup. Remember her reality show on MTV? I think that counts but if it doesn't Cameron is still dirty.

[mEGGSBenedict]

oh snap cany, I didn't know cameron had a show on mtv!

damn, not having extended cable is such a drag!!!

what was it about??? fill me in? I'm assuming it was a total flop, but tell me about it

[candy]

oh snap cany, I didn't know cameron had a show on mtv!

damn, not having extended cable is such a drag!!!

what was it about??? fill me in? I'm assuming it was a total flop, but tell me about itI believe the name of the show was called Trippin. I never watched it but she went around the world doing something for some kind of environmental purposes or something.

[mEGGSBenedict]

oh snap cany, I didn't know cameron had a show on mtv!

damn, not having extended cable is such a drag!!!

what was it about??? fill me in? I'm assuming it was a total flop, but tell me about itI believe the name of the show was called Trippin. I never watched it but she went around the world doing something for some kind of environmental purposes or something.


daaaamn. I never even heard of that!

[candy]

Trippin (http://www.mtv.com/onair/dyn/trippin/series.jhtml)

[chicstylequeen]

I think the ex g-friend might be in reference to Britney Murphy, but I could be reading the whole thing wrong.

But most of the clues point to Kutch, I am guessing his lover is Riley Smith because of the past...
Dude, Riley Smith? That guy's hawt... How do they know each other?

They know each other through HS, they hung out after Chris moved to Alburnette and through Mary Brown who was the modeling agent in Cedar Rapids, IA. She also discovered Elijah Wood.

[chicstylequeen]

PAGE SIX October 6, 2005 --

1.
WHICH TV comic with a dismal record dating hot chicks tried to ingratiate himself with a "typical, off-the-truck L.A. model/actress" by buying her a month's worth of "pole dancing" classes? The strategy backfired when the cheapo wouldn't pay for her second set of lessons . . .

2.
WHICH Italian fashion designer has a hard time keeping his p.r. directors because he has a bad habit of sleeping with them? Let's hope his gorgeous model girlfriend doesn't catch on . . .

3.
WHICH surgically-enhanced starlet ate Ex-Lax every day on the set of her recently-canceled TV show in a desperate bid to stay svelte?

1. ?
2. ?
3. TARA REID

[mEGGSBenedict]

hahaha, the last one is SO Tara.

I wonder why she didn't just sniff coke

[chicstylequeen]

Ya think Toothy Tile is the only dude out there doing high jumps over the sexuality fence? Uh-uh. Chump Dump is up to his girlie hairdo in politically motivated mushy goings-on.
See, C.D. had a red-hot career at one time. Making the real girlies go gaga over his supposedly boyish charm (little did the screaming fans know it was their older bros at home whom Chump would have preferred see squealing with wide-eyed delight). Now he's notsohotso.

But wait! New projects are in the works! So, new honey-pies are required. Don't worry, faster than you can say "devil's food cake sale," said significant other has been arranged, photographed and properly publicity-spun. Only probs being the following: Dump's got better hair (bad move); and Chump's boyfriend is fit to be (un)tied. Expect trouble.

Not: Tom Cruise, Toby Maguire, Jerry O'connel

[chicstylequeen]

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.

Guess: Renee and Kenny?

Ted posted this week it wasn't Nicole Kidman and that singer from austrailia, but on the same fame level...

[natalie]

Ya think Toothy Tile is the only dude out there doing high jumps over the sexuality fence? Uh-uh. Chump Dump is up to his girlie hairdo in politically motivated mushy goings-on.
See, C.D. had a red-hot career at one time. Making the real girlies go gaga over his supposedly boyish charm (little did the screaming fans know it was their older bros at home whom Chump would have preferred see squealing with wide-eyed delight). Now he's notsohotso.

But wait! New projects are in the works! So, new honey-pies are required. Don't worry, faster than you can say "devil's food cake sale," said significant other has been arranged, photographed and properly publicity-spun. Only probs being the following: Dump's got better hair (bad move); and Chump's boyfriend is fit to be (un)tied. Expect trouble.

Not: Tom Cruise, Toby Maguire, Jerry O'connel

Orlando Bloom? They are really pushing his "romance" with countess dracula Kirsten Dunst. They pushed these two together hoping that people
would be capitavated by their romance ala AJ/Pitt.

plus he is always wearing a girlie ponytail

[candy]

Ya think Toothy Tile is the only dude out there doing high jumps over the sexuality fence? Uh-uh. Chump Dump is up to his girlie hairdo in politically motivated mushy goings-on.
See, C.D. had a red-hot career at one time. Making the real girlies go gaga over his supposedly boyish charm (little did the screaming fans know it was their older bros at home whom Chump would have preferred see squealing with wide-eyed delight). Now he's notsohotso.

But wait! New projects are in the works! So, new honey-pies are required. Don't worry, faster than you can say "devil's food cake sale," said significant other has been arranged, photographed and properly publicity-spun. Only probs being the following: Dump's got better hair (bad move); and Chump's boyfriend is fit to be (un)tied. Expect trouble.

Not: Tom Cruise, Toby Maguire, Jerry O'connel

Orlando Bloom? They are really pushing his "romance" with countess dracula Kirsten Dunst. They pushed these two together hoping that people
would be capitavated by their romance ala AJ/Pitt.

plus he is always wearing a girlie ponytail

I agree

[turnleftscottishbastard]

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.

Guess: Renee and Kenny?

Ted posted this week it wasn't Nicole Kidman and that singer from austrailia, but on the same fame level...

Well, singer from Australia = Keith Urban

And hm... if they mean country singers, maybe Garth Brooks and Trisha Yearwood? I doubt it's Kenny and Renee cos they're not together anymore. Hm, I'm slightly stumped.

[candy]

Which MTV veejay was pulled aside by management and warned to stop stealing office supplies - including TP from the janitors' closet - to take back to his apartment?

Sway?

[natalie]

Which MTV veejay was pulled aside by management and warned to stop stealing office supplies - including TP from the janitors' closet - to take back to his apartment?

Sway?

omigod that is so humiliating.

[mEGGSBenedict]

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.

Guess: Renee and Kenny?

Ted posted this week it wasn't Nicole Kidman and that singer from austrailia, but on the same fame level...

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston?

[chicstylequeen]

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.

Guess: Renee and Kenny?

Ted posted this week it wasn't Nicole Kidman and that singer from austrailia, but on the same fame level...

Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston?


I agree with you...

Vince and Jennifer...Diandra Dope is in obvious reference to her weed use that she admitted to in Elle Mag.

[natalie]

From PopBitch.com:

What people are asking this week

Which hugely cool US rap legend gets his
road crew to pull out handsome young men from
the audience at his show, and bring them
backstage to hang out. If they fail to deliver,
one of the road crew has to strip naked and
crawl across the dressing room floor and
administer oral attention to the sweaty star.


LL Cool J ? I always heard he may be gay

[mEGGSBenedict]

It's got to be LL....the "hugely cool" gives it away


somebody post more! i'm off to ted casablanca's website to find some :D

[lussurioso]

NOOOOOOO!!! It can't be!!! Not L.L. because the "Ladies Love Cool J"!!! I refuse to believe it could be him. JUST NOT POSSIBLE!

[natalie]

NOOOOOOO!!! It can't be!!! Not L.L. because the "Ladies Love Cool J"!!! I refuse to believe it could be him. JUST NOT POSSIBLE!

The ladies and LADS love Cool James

[lussurioso]

Bite your tongue!

[Bobsagetluvsballs]

All across America, celeb watchers are wishin' and hopin' that Fudgy Poof and Diandra Dope are an item. Oh, how cute they would be! Folks can hardly talk 'bout these two without damned exclamation marks!!! He's so real--how has he remained unattached for so many years? And she's so...well, she's Diandra, and that's good enough for most.
True, I'm starting to feel like all the world's an all-boys theater camp in the Catskills and I'm the one hiding in the bushes with the binoculars. Yep, here we go again.

Fudgy does go a-courtin'. But not for ladies. Not even if they're all hot 'n' taut like Diandra. Oh sure, there have been whispers about Fudge-stud. But this week, he propositioned one of the manliest men I know. In public. Why so bold? Well, he's had that mopey Ms. Dope hangin' all over him. Now she's off his back, and it's his turn to do the mounting.
Too bad he's not my type. But really, he's, um, not. At all. Even a little bit.



Definitely Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaugn

[candy]

From PopBitch.com:

What people are asking this week

Which hugely cool US rap legend gets his
road crew to pull out handsome young men from
the audience at his show, and bring them
backstage to hang out. If they fail to deliver,
one of the road crew has to strip naked and
crawl across the dressing room floor and
administer oral attention to the sweaty star.


LL Cool J ? I always heard he may be gayYup. Man, I have about 8 pages of gossip archives on alot of these folks, some you wouldn't believe. If I ever decided to post it, it would be too much to read at once.

[lussurioso]

CANDY!!!! I AM GOING TO TELL YOU GUYS ONE MORE TIME....IT IS NOT LL!!! OK! Sheesh, can't you just let me live in my denial?? I LOVE that man!!

[mEGGSBenedict]

candy come on! post the shit that you have!! I want more blind items damnit!!!

[candy]

candy come on! post the shit that you have!! I want more blind items damnit!!!lussurioso, I'm sorry but this is old news I've heard it time and again about him and Tyson Bekford as well. I love them both though. I loved LL since I was 14.

Meggs, it's mostly 'first hand gossip' with some blind items thrown in. Theres info that goes back years and it's pages and pages of juice. I think alot of people would get annoyed with that much info at once so I'm not gonna post them right now. Maybe during the christmas break or something. That's an idea.

[mEGGSBenedict]

aww who cares if people get annoyed!!!


fuck em!!!! :D

[candy]

aww who cares if people get annoyed!!!


fuck em!!!! :D :lol: :lol:

[Snark_Monster_of_Death]

Just squeeze the juice...

wait...wasn't that a Pauly Shore line...

I have to shower now...I feel dirty

[natalie]

[quote=mEGGSBenedict]

Meggs, it's mostly 'first hand gossip' with some blind items thrown in. Theres info that goes back years and it's pages and pages of juice. I think alot of people would get annoyed with that much info at once so I'm not gonna post them right now. Maybe during the christmas break or something. That's an idea.

How about posting it now, I love Blind Items.

[thats_quality]

Oct. 14, 2005 One Hirsute, Hellraising 'n' Horny Blind Vice

It's not like there's anyone alive who doesn't wish they could get a little nooky on the job. (Well, except maybe Laura Bush.) I can hear the yell over the cubicle now: "Yo, boss, I'm gonna head downstairs for some coffee and a little whoopee! Back in five!"

Yeah, right. But, hey, it wouldn't be such a salivating dream if you were to spend a day in Barker Kümeselot's boxers. Perhaps you've heard stories about this dirty dawg before. Yes, he gets around. And how.

Oh sure, B.K. has made more than a few trips to the Playboy Mansion. Yeah, he's lost his cherry more than once in the grotto. (I knew I should have worn a wetsuit when I filmed there last for E! News!)

But look, bros 'n' sisses, Barker is talented. So, we call him "eccentric." It's a nicer word than pervert, doncha think?

I mean, he's so special that without Barker K., Three and a Half Pricks, his superhot TV show, would stink, bien sûr !

It's time to knock on woody, though. Ya see, Barker still hasn't signed a new deal, which is up sooner than it takes Paris to change stalls, I mean, men. And Barker's friggin' barkin' for a bigger trailer, blah cushy this and blah oversize that. Duh. Maybe because it's hard to have an orgy in a twin bed?


Look, here's the bottom line: Most everybody who toils away on Three is getting downright grossed out by how many extras Bark bangs his way through. No discretion.

Whatever. His most pathetic excuse while his coworkers are made to wait during B.K.'s trailer-rockin' rompings? "I was getting a pedicure."

Must have been one helluva toe job. Sir Kümeselot, please learn to keep it in your pants at work. At least until that new gig is sealed up--the little screen would just be too, uh, unsubstantial, without you.

source: Ted Cassablanca - eonline.com

[chicstylequeen]

Oct. 14, 2005 One Hirsute, Hellraising 'n' Horny Blind Vice

It's not like there's anyone alive who doesn't wish they could get a little nooky on the job. (Well, except maybe Laura Bush.) I can hear the yell over the cubicle now: "Yo, boss, I'm gonna head downstairs for some coffee and a little whoopee! Back in five!"

Yeah, right. But, hey, it wouldn't be such a salivating dream if you were to spend a day in Barker Kümeselot's boxers. Perhaps you've heard stories about this dirty dawg before. Yes, he gets around. And how.

Oh sure, B.K. has made more than a few trips to the Playboy Mansion. Yeah, he's lost his cherry more than once in the grotto. (I knew I should have worn a wetsuit when I filmed there last for E! News!)

But look, bros 'n' sisses, Barker is talented. So, we call him "eccentric." It's a nicer word than pervert, doncha think?

I mean, he's so special that without Barker K., Three and a Half Pricks, his superhot TV show, would stink, bien sûr !

It's time to knock on woody, though. Ya see, Barker still hasn't signed a new deal, which is up sooner than it takes Paris to change stalls, I mean, men. And Barker's friggin' barkin' for a bigger trailer, blah cushy this and blah oversize that. Duh. Maybe because it's hard to have an orgy in a twin bed?


Look, here's the bottom line: Most everybody who toils away on Three is getting downright grossed out by how many extras Bark bangs his way through. No discretion.

Whatever. His most pathetic excuse while his coworkers are made to wait during B.K.'s trailer-rockin' rompings? "I was getting a pedicure."

Must have been one helluva toe job. Sir Kümeselot, please learn to keep it in your pants at work. At least until that new gig is sealed up--the little screen would just be too, uh, unsubstantial, without you.

source: Ted Cassablanca - eonline.com

Is it too obvious that it is Charlie Sheen?

[thats_quality]

That's what I was thinking...especially with the "Two and a Half Pricks" hint.
Ted's Blind Vices are usually so hard.

[mEGGSBenedict]

yeah this seems way too easy...it makes me think that it's *not* Charlie, but I guess it has to be

[mEGGSBenedict]

although American Idol comes to mind now...

the Charlie Sheen thing is just too obvious

[Drundel]

I'm not sure if this was posted already but.....

Big Question <<

This American film actress likes to spend
much of her time in UK - but doesn't know
her husband is shagging half of London
behind her back. A conquest claims that
as he climaxed he once shouted, "I love
you, my dick love you, I wish I could
rip my dick off and give it to you."
got this from Hollywood Life...



Gwyneth Paltrow?

[azericka]

Okay, sugar-muffins, the only reason this one's in the Vice section is because until quite recently, Toothy Tile was dating his superpopular, superannoyingly perfect girlfriend. Not boyfriend. Which, if you ask this old gossip whore, is the classification Tile would prefer his significant others be filed under in the very near future.

Mere days ago, while everyone was hooting and complaining about this gown and that host from the Oscars, Tile was right out in the open holding hands with his man in a West Hollywood restaurant--which shall remain nameless...because I love going there and they probably won't serve me anymore if I start outing their customers, ca-friggin'-peesh?





Not that I'd be outting anybody, anyway. Mr. Tile took care of that himself. Covertly, but he did it.

It was late in the afternoon; everybody had cleared out. Save Tile and his man-amigo, who extended his hands flat on the marble table (yes, that's a hint) until they were intertwined with Tile's. Massive smiles then appeared on both daring dudes.

Too sweet! And such a departure for this debauched department, doncha think? Don't worry, as sure as Tile's famous ex knew, deep down, way below her doable dimples, what Tile really wanted (hence, the breakup), next week, we'll be right back on salacious patrol, damn sure.

from Ted


I'm still leaning towards Jake, Ashton and Demi never broke up. I'm pretty sure, in some of the other articles Ted has later TT gets back together with his ex-gf, I'm trying to find it, when I do I'll post it. It al coincided with the Jake/Kirsten break up and make-up timeline.

It was also rummored that his bf was his sister's bf. She agreed to it to allow the bf to come over a lot to their place without causing suspicion.

Jake Gyllenhaal, that naughty, naughty boy. The upcoming heartthrob stah of Brokeback Mountain was caught chain-smokin’ through that ever adorable grin of his. Sant Ambroesus. West Village. InWhySee. Clad in green shorts and a short-sleeve striped number, Maggie’s doable and dimple-gifted bro was having a two-plus-hour din-din with her boyfriend, Peter Sarsgaard, who was sporting jeans and a long-sleeve white tee. Peter Sarsgaard Excuse me? Oh, right. The two dudes are humpy costars in the upcoming Jarhead—along with Jamie Foxx. Too bad Mr. Foxx wasn’t around to ham it up with patrons like Jake-doll. J.G. was lovin’ every photographin’ second. But, hey, he certainly wasn’t always that way.

What changed? I mean, ever since he and Kirsten broke up, it’s like the cutie-tamootie can’t even grab a smoke or munch on a friggin’ hot dog without some photographer (or gossip columnist) reporting every delectable puff and mastication.

What a life, eh?
from the Defamer

[natalie]

yep it looks like it is Jake Gyl...


and I knew Peters Saarwhatever voice sounded way too affected.

[candy]

She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…

Melanie Griffith?

[Snark_Monster_of_Death]

She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…

Melanie Griffith?

Yeah I thought Melaine as soon as I got through the first two lines...that woman is looking FREAKY :?

[Cynthia]

Oct. 14, 2005 One Hirsute, Hellraising 'n' Horny Blind Vice

It's not like there's anyone alive who doesn't wish they could get a little nooky on the job. (Well, except maybe Laura Bush.) I can hear the yell over the cubicle now: "Yo, boss, I'm gonna head downstairs for some coffee and a little whoopee! Back in five!"

Yeah, right. But, hey, it wouldn't be such a salivating dream if you were to spend a day in Barker Kümeselot's boxers. Perhaps you've heard stories about this dirty dawg before. Yes, he gets around. And how.

Oh sure, B.K. has made more than a few trips to the Playboy Mansion. Yeah, he's lost his cherry more than once in the grotto. (I knew I should have worn a wetsuit when I filmed there last for E! News!)

But look, bros 'n' sisses, Barker is talented. So, we call him "eccentric." It's a nicer word than pervert, doncha think?

I mean, he's so special that without Barker K., Three and a Half Pricks, his superhot TV show, would stink, bien sûr !

It's time to knock on woody, though. Ya see, Barker still hasn't signed a new deal, which is up sooner than it takes Paris to change stalls, I mean, men. And Barker's friggin' barkin' for a bigger trailer, blah cushy this and blah oversize that. Duh. Maybe because it's hard to have an orgy in a twin bed?


Look, here's the bottom line: Most everybody who toils away on Three is getting downright grossed out by how many extras Bark bangs his way through. No discretion.

Whatever. His most pathetic excuse while his coworkers are made to wait during B.K.'s trailer-rockin' rompings? "I was getting a pedicure."

Must have been one helluva toe job. Sir Kümeselot, please learn to keep it in your pants at work. At least until that new gig is sealed up--the little screen would just be too, uh, unsubstantial, without you.

source: Ted Cassablanca - eonline.com

How about Jeremy Priven...i think that's his name. From Entourage.

[Anastasia]

Ya think Toothy Tile is the only dude out there doing high jumps over the sexuality fence? Uh-uh. Chump Dump is up to his girlie hairdo in politically motivated mushy goings-on.
See, C.D. had a red-hot career at one time. Making the real girlies go gaga over his supposedly boyish charm (little did the screaming fans know it was their older bros at home whom Chump would have preferred see squealing with wide-eyed delight). Now he's notsohotso.

But wait! New projects are in the works! So, new honey-pies are required. Don't worry, faster than you can say "devil's food cake sale," said significant other has been arranged, photographed and properly publicity-spun. Only probs being the following: Dump's got better hair (bad move); and Chump's boyfriend is fit to be (un)tied. Expect trouble.

Not: Tom Cruise, Toby Maguire, Jerry O'connel

Orlando Bloom? They are really pushing his "romance" with countess dracula Kirsten Dunst. They pushed these two together hoping that people
would be capitavated by their romance ala AJ/Pitt.

plus he is always wearing a girlie ponytail

Plus Vampire Troll is beard friendly. Remember her and Jake Whatshisface?

[Anastasia]

That's what I was thinking...especially with the "Two and a Half Pricks" hint.
Ted's Blind Vices are usually so hard.

Maybe it's John Cryer?

[Snark_Monster_of_Death]

That's what I was thinking...especially with the "Two and a Half Pricks" hint.
Ted's Blind Vices are usually so hard.

Maybe it's John Cryer?

Yeah...cause Charlie's always been able to get muff while Ducky probably got nothing after Pretty in Pink until now

[Anastasia]

PAGE SIX October 6, 2005 --

1.
WHICH TV comic with a dismal record dating hot chicks tried to ingratiate himself with a "typical, off-the-truck L.A. model/actress" by buying her a month's worth of "pole dancing" classes? The strategy backfired when the cheapo wouldn't pay for her second set of lessons . . .



Jimmy Fallon. He dated Winonia Ryder and a couple of other girls who date everybody.

[Sheshana]

This is not a blind item, but you guys are pretty smart at these, I wanted to see who your guess would be. I have NO clue, not one.
hear it goes:

Gisele Bündchen was sitting nearby but was wholly unaware (I declare) to the following meltdown mess that occurred at a hip watering hole that, alas, shall remain nameless. You see, the poor waitress who was waiting on a very sultry siren (in many ways) saw something she thought was dust on Sultry's cocktail table. She wiped it off. Sultry smiled, a little painfully. You guessed it: snow, not dust, sniff-sniff.

Pained P.S.: Two addendums include (1) the fact that the poor server was indeedrelievedd of duty and (2) this is not this week's Blind Vice, just a little sneaky appetizer. Yum to the naughty tum!

[mEGGSBenedict]

This is not a blind item, but you guys are pretty smart at these, I wanted to see who your guess would be. I have NO clue, not one.
hear it goes:

Gisele Bündchen was sitting nearby but was wholly unaware (I declare) to the following meltdown mess that occurred at a hip watering hole that, alas, shall remain nameless. You see, the poor waitress who was waiting on a very sultry siren (in many ways) saw something she thought was dust on Sultry's cocktail table. She wiped it off. Sultry smiled, a little painfully. You guessed it: snow, not dust, sniff-sniff.

Pained P.S.: Two addendums include (1) the fact that the poor server was indeedrelievedd of duty and (2) this is not this week's Blind Vice, just a little sneaky appetizer. Yum to the naughty tum!


I don't get this one. at all.

[Sheshana]

neither do I. I think we have to guess what girl was sniffing coke at this bar. I dont get the part in him mentioning Gisele and her not being aware (Ideclare), dont get it at all.

[Swedish Flag]

This is the worst thread I have ever seen on this site.

[candy]

I don't know if this was posted or not but......

Ted Casablancas blind item 09/08/05

Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when
she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper
fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-
lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she
hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than
most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and
the partner-unit's hot, too.

Okay, that's an understatement. He's the anti-Federline:
handsome, hardworking and independent. And to top it
off, said hubby reeks of the right stuff (sweat), not
wrong crap (fag smoke).

So, Pinchy has it all. Such a couture gal, P.P. would
never be seen anywhere near a sale rack. But this skinny
mumsy does have an economical streak--when it comes to
her two blessed babies.

What a surprise in celebrity-dom, huh?

Here's the deal: Double P.'s been on the hunt for a nanny
to tend the tiny ones. A real headache when your guy
is known for his roving eye and you've got visions of
Jude Law's antics splashed across your (starved) noggin.

Ain't it lucky, then, that P2 finally found the Mary
Poppins of her dreams? She loved this gal. So much so,
Pinch made an offer on the spot: $1,600 a week. Sounds
great, but that's actually about half the going rate
for high-profile nannies. The potential kid-wrangler
was kinda confused. Pinchy knows the standard fee. And
the nanny knew that she knew that. But Pinchy put her
stiletto down, wouldn't budge, and the nanny walked,
standing by her due.

The disappointed gal should consider herself lucky.
High-maintenance Pinchy'd prolly make workin' for
Faye Dunaway seem like a fortnight in Saint-Tropez.

And it aint: Angelina, Kate Winslet, Madonna.

I think it's Reese and Ryan.

[mEGGSBenedict]

I dunno if it's Reese and Ryan. It seems odd that he said

"Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when
she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper
fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-
lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she
hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than
most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and
the partner-unit's hot, too. "

But Reese and Ryan is the only one I can thing of....

[candy]

I hate Ted. I think he deliberately throws some shit up in there to confuse people.

[SunDevilChick]

I think PP's Victoria Beckham...it has a lot of english slang in it (fag-smoke, mumsy, etc.) and i think they have 2 kids right? I can't think of anything in there that wouldn't go along with them.

[mEGGSBenedict]

I think PP's Victoria Beckham...it has a lot of english slang in it (fag-smoke, mumsy, etc.) and i think they have 2 kids right? I can't think of anything in there that wouldn't go along with them.

ah yes! THAT'S who I was trying to think of! it SO is her, esp since Beckham's a homo.

[candy]

I can agree with it being Vicki but they have 3 children.

[mEGGSBenedict]

I can agree with it being Vicki but they have 3 children.

DAMNIT! I thought they had 2!!!


fuck.

[Bobsagetluvsballs]

She's an aging superstar, probably well past the pinnacle of her success. And while she still has potential, she can't seem to accept her age. In her mind, the mature face just doesn't work as well as the younger one. So, as most stars do, she went for an enhancement. Several enhancements actually. Which did not go over well at all. But even though everyone keeps urging her to let her natural older beauty take over and even though she knows they're right, she's having a hard time controlling her self improvement urges. Sad thing is - her obsession is slowly isolating her from everyone in her life. Looks like the notorious Cat Woman (Jocelyn Wildenstein) isn't the only one addicted to her plastic surgeon…

Melanie Griffith?


It could be Joan Rivers. One of the tabloids has a side-by-side comparison of her and Joceyln Wildenstein showing how similar they are.

[azericka]

I think one of them is older now and doesn't need a nanny. Last pic I saw of her she only had 2 kids in tote.

[candy]

I think one of them is older now and doesn't need a nanny. Last pic I saw of her she only had 2 kids in tote.She just had that little baby this year. Three boys.

[Bobsagetluvsballs]

[quote="candy"]I'm not sure if this was posted already but.....

Big Question <<

This American film actress likes to spend
much of her time in UK - but doesn't know
her husband is shagging half of London
behind her back. A conquest claims that
as he climaxed he once shouted, "I love
you, my dick love you, I wish I could
rip my dick off and give it to you."
got this from Hollywood Life...




I think this may be Liv Tyler and that guy from Spacehog. Chris Martin is too pussywhipped to cheat on Gwyneth.

[natalie]

[quote=candy]I'm not sure if this was posted already but.....

Big Question <<


Chris Martin is too pussywhipped to cheat on Gwyneth.

Point. Chris Martin IS overly sensitive. I can really see GP turing into a total Yoko.

[mEGGSBenedict]

I don't know if this was posted or not but......

Ted Casablancas blind item 09/08/05

Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when
she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper
fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-
lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she
hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than
most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and
the partner-unit's hot, too.

Okay, that's an understatement. He's the anti-Federline:
handsome, hardworking and independent. And to top it
off, said hubby reeks of the right stuff (sweat), not
wrong crap (fag smoke).

So, Pinchy has it all. Such a couture gal, P.P. would
never be seen anywhere near a sale rack. But this skinny
mumsy does have an economical streak--when it comes to
her two blessed babies.

What a surprise in celebrity-dom, huh?

Here's the deal: Double P.'s been on the hunt for a nanny
to tend the tiny ones. A real headache when your guy
is known for his roving eye and you've got visions of
Jude Law's antics splashed across your (starved) noggin.

Ain't it lucky, then, that P2 finally found the Mary
Poppins of her dreams? She loved this gal. So much so,
Pinch made an offer on the spot: $1,600 a week. Sounds
great, but that's actually about half the going rate
for high-profile nannies. The potential kid-wrangler
was kinda confused. Pinchy knows the standard fee. And
the nanny knew that she knew that. But Pinchy put her
stiletto down, wouldn't budge, and the nanny walked,
standing by her due.

The disappointed gal should consider herself lucky.
High-maintenance Pinchy'd prolly make workin' for
Faye Dunaway seem like a fortnight in Saint-Tropez.

And it aint: Angelina, Kate Winslet, Madonna.

I think it's Reese and Ryan.


maybe Catherine Zeta Jones and Michael Douglas? That one just came to me

[mishmosh]

Catherine Zeta Jones isnt American.

She is Welsh.

[mEGGSBenedict]

Catherine Zeta Jones isnt American.

She is Welsh.


...so? I don't think it says anywhere in the article that the person is American.

[cramps]

i think pinchy pepper is victoria beckham. "the right stuff" was a movie about football wasn't it? in the UK football = soccer.

[mEGGSBenedict]

i think pinchy pepper is victoria beckham. "the right stuff" was a movie about football wasn't it? in the UK football = soccer.

you're probably right. I hate Casablanca sometimes. He drives me up a fuckin wall with these things!

[SunDevilChick]

I SWEAR it has to be victoria beckham. Pepper= Spice...posh spice...the ONLY thing that doesnt add up is that they have 3 kids...unless that Blind Item is an old one and maybe one of their kids wasn't born yet, or if the older kid doesn't need a nannie.

[mishmosh]

Catherine Zeta Jones isnt American.

She is Welsh.


...so? I don't think it says anywhere in the article that the person is American.

Sorry I was looking at your post. I thought they were replying to that!

[Cynthia]

I don't know if this was posted or not but......

Ted Casablancas blind item 09/08/05

Pinchy Pepper can have whatever she wants. Indeed, when
she was in the heyday of her four minutes of teenybopper
fame, she never let us forget--not even for an over-mouth-
lined minute--that she was all about the money. Then she
hooked up with someone who rakes in more cashola than
most hunks dream of possessing in Hollywood. Oh, and
the partner-unit's hot, too.

Okay, that's an understatement. He's the anti-Federline:
handsome, hardworking and independent. And to top it
off, said hubby reeks of the right stuff (sweat), not
wrong crap (fag smoke).

So, Pinchy has it all. Such a couture gal, P.P. would
never be seen anywhere near a sale rack. But this skinny
mumsy does have an economical streak--when it comes to
her two blessed babies.

What a surprise in celebrity-dom, huh?

Here's the deal: Double P.'s been on the hunt for a nanny
to tend the tiny ones. A real headache when your guy
is known for his roving eye and you've got visions of
Jude Law's antics splashed across your (starved) noggin.

Ain't it lucky, then, that P2 finally found the Mary
Poppins of her dreams? She loved this gal. So much so,
Pinch made an offer on the spot: $1,600 a week. Sounds
great, but that's actually about half the going rate
for high-profile nannies. The potential kid-wrangler
was kinda confused. Pinchy knows the standard fee. And
the nanny knew that she knew that. But Pinchy put her
stiletto down, wouldn't budge, and the nanny walked,
standing by her due.

The disappointed gal should consider herself lucky.
High-maintenance Pinchy'd prolly make workin' for
Faye Dunaway seem like a fortnight in Saint-Tropez.

And it aint: Angelina, Kate Winslet, Madonna.

I think it's Reese and Ryan.

Posh Spice?

ETA: Ok...I just read everyone's guesses and they're the same as mine. whoops Sorry.

[Smegma]

I SWEAR it has to be victoria beckham. Pepper= Spice...posh spice...the ONLY thing that doesnt add up is that they have 3 kids...unless that Blind Item is an old one and maybe one of their kids wasn't born yet, or if the older kid doesn't need a nannie.

I think that you are right!


Keep em coming, this is the best thread in the CD forum!

[mEGGSBenedict]

I SWEAR it has to be victoria beckham. Pepper= Spice...posh spice...the ONLY thing that doesnt add up is that they have 3 kids...unless that Blind Item is an old one and maybe one of their kids wasn't born yet, or if the older kid doesn't need a nannie.

I think that you are right!


Keep em coming, this is the best thread in the CD forum!


damn straight it is!

[candy]

This is from Perez and people say this is Colin. Oh yeah, some of these are kinda dated as well.

This comes to us from a very reliable source in our hometown of Miami.

It seems that a certain ageing star of the small screen has been getting quite acquainted with a local trannie (and we say that with love) down in the Vice city.

Holly Golightly (not her real name) received a call to go to the Four Seasons on Brickell Ave to "go see a client." She was met at the door by two big bodyguards, who escorted her in and then left her to her own devices with her new John.

Holly is a brilliant trannie, very feminine and gorgeous. The first thing John asks her to do is to go to the bathroom and wipe off all her makeup as she reminds him too much of his ex-wife Melania.

The gentleman that he is, John spent the next couple of hours just chatting with said trannie, you know, about life and stuff. And no sex was involved. Strange, but true.

What is it about so many Hollywood actors and their love of transexuals??


Benjamin Nicholas Blind Item

Top ranked gay escort to high society, Benjamin Nicholas,
is at it again, sharing wonderful blind items with the world:

On the plane ride over to Vegas, I had the pleasure
of sitting next to Victoria Gotti, the daughter of
imprisoned John Gotti, crime boss extraordinare.
She's currently working on the next season of her
hit reality series 'Growing Up Gotti' for A&E and
was on her way to LV to get a scoop for her weekly
column she writes for Star Magazine. Interesting lady
indeed. I wasn't ballsy enough to ask her if she used
Restylane in her lips or if she went with implants,
but I did spend an inordinate amount of time trying
NOT to stare at her massive soup-coolers. Gotti did
give me one small scoop that I found shocking,
involving a very well-known tennis pro and his
tendencies towards men. When I pressed a bit more,
she let on that he has a 'shaving fetish' and that
he regularly hires guys to come to his hotel rooms
and 'shave him down.' Dammit. Why can't I get that
job? That actually sounds pretty hot...

Answer: Could it be the very hairless Andre Agassi?


Everything is not OK!

What Bad Boy recently got into a heated argument with his significant other? The argument got so heated that BB ended up hitting his girl on the nose, resulting in a laceration and bleeding. To complicate matters, the incident happened the same day that the couple were being photographed by a major magazine, which ended up having to Photoshop out the bandage on the puffy nose!

P.S. It's not Bobby Brown.

[Anastasia]

First one IS Colin Farrell. "Vice City" He's currently filming the Miami Vice movie.

Could the next one be Sean Penn?

[Anastasia]

First one IS Colin Farrell. "Vice City" He's currently filming the Miami Vice movie + has an ex-wife named Amelia.

Could the next one be Sean Penn?

[Drundel]

I like Agassi, so I'm gonna pretend its got to be that sucky Pete Sampras.

[mEGGSBenedict]

This is from Perez and people say this is Colin. Oh yeah, some of these are kinda dated as well.

This comes to us from a very reliable source in our hometown of Miami.

It seems that a certain ageing star of the small screen has been getting quite acquainted with a local trannie (and we say that with love) down in the Vice city.

Holly Golightly (not her real name) received a call to go to the Four Seasons on Brickell Ave to "go see a client." She was met at the door by two big bodyguards, who escorted her in and then left her to her own devices with her new John.

Holly is a brilliant trannie, very feminine and gorgeous. The first thing John asks her to do is to go to the bathroom and wipe off all her makeup as she reminds him too much of his ex-wife Melania.

The gentleman that he is, John spent the next couple of hours just chatting with said trannie, you know, about life and stuff. And no sex was involved. Strange, but true.

What is it about so many Hollywood actors and their love of transexuals??


Benjamin Nicholas Blind Item

Top ranked gay escort to high society, Benjamin Nicholas,
is at it again, sharing wonderful blind items with the world:

On the plane ride over to Vegas, I had the pleasure
of sitting next to Victoria Gotti, the daughter of
imprisoned John Gotti, crime boss extraordinare.
She's currently working on the next season of her
hit reality series 'Growing Up Gotti' for A&E and
was on her way to LV to get a scoop for her weekly
column she writes for Star Magazine. Interesting lady
indeed. I wasn't ballsy enough to ask her if she used
Restylane in her lips or if she went with implants,
but I did spend an inordinate amount of time trying
NOT to stare at her massive soup-coolers. Gotti did
give me one small scoop that I found shocking,
involving a very well-known tennis pro and his
tendencies towards men. When I pressed a bit more,
she let on that he has a 'shaving fetish' and that
he regularly hires guys to come to his hotel rooms
and 'shave him down.' Dammit. Why can't I get that
job? That actually sounds pretty hot...

Answer: Could it be the very hairless Andre Agassi?


Everything is not OK!

What Bad Boy recently got into a heated argument with his significant other? The argument got so heated that BB ended up hitting his girl on the nose, resulting in a laceration and bleeding. To complicate matters, the incident happened the same day that the couple were being photographed by a major magazine, which ended up having to Photoshop out the bandage on the puffy nose!

P.S. It's not Bobby Brown.

lol, I wonder if it's Nick and Jessica!

[candy]

It's Puffy and Kim. Notice the title 'Everything is not Ok!'
That's a reference to the fact that he was one of the first on their magazine when it debuted with his yacht.

[Smegma]

The first one being Colin Farrel doesn't make much sense because he's not an "aging star of the small screen". To me it would seem more likely to be Don Johnson.

[mishmosh]

exactly!

Don must be about 101 now

[ardee]

That one HAS to be Puffy, or whatever in the hell his name is. "Bad Boy", "Puffy nose", etc.....

[mEGGSBenedict]

When were Puffy and Kim ever photographed together for a major magazine, though??

[moneyisfun]

Here's the latest from Ted Casablanca:

Two Female-Trouble Blind Vices
Sex is pretty fun, right? We look forward to it. George Michael was so right when he described it as "best when it's one-on-one" (I think). But Petunia Pickle Pop seems to like it when it's one-on-one with an audience of five.
It was a late, cool night in the City of Slippery Runways. P3 was positively exhausted from partying her nonexistent butt off (like that's a clue in this nourishment-starved town). Or it coulda been the booze she'd been guzzlin'. Regardless, P.P.P. managed to squish her tush into a packed limo. Her posh pals followed--hey, when don't they? You might say P. doesn't have an independent bone in her oft displayed bod. But anyway, it's what she did next that's so shocking (to me, anyway).
Ms. Pickle Pop unzipped this random dude--who was just tagging along--and proceeded to slurp him up and down and up and...yeah, it was about that romantic. If I were P3, an almost mechanical sex toy of a gal, I'd market it. Like, maybe she could produce blow-up dolls bearin' her likeness. You laugh, but with this shameless lick-lass, it's hardly outta the robotic question.
Then there's our friend Eve Envy, who's far less famous than P3 but kinda robotish in her own way. And E2 has somethin' I wouldn't wish on my fugliest foe: an extremely famous diva sister. I can't even imagine the pressure. Add to that her job--word around the office is that Eve's massively lackin' in the talent department.
These could be the demons that drove E.E. to snort some blow in the middle of her super-high-profile workplace. Well, okay she wasn't exactly Kate Mossing--she hid in a stall. But when she came bustin' out with her trusty nose candy holder in hand, rubbin' her schnozz, the cover was, shall we say, blown.
Good thing E2 and P3 travel in such different circles. Collectively, they could probably suck the souls outta this freakin' town.




And it ain't Mary Kate and Ashley, Mischa Barton and Nicky Hilton, or Lucy Lui and Kimberly Stewart.

My guess - Paris Hilton and Ashley Simpson

[mEGGSBenedict]

I think it's Paris and Ashlee, too

[Bobsagetluvsballs]

The Bad Boy could be Will Smith. He and Jada are photographed a lot, and he was in the "Bad Boys" movies.

[mEGGSBenedict]

oooh perfecto!

[Drundel]

I think Ashley Simpson for damn sure, but on PPP, I wonder if he is trying to say the person goes by three names, ie Jenn Love Hewit or someone like that?

[candy]

When were Puffy and Kim ever photographed together for a major magazine, though??He was in the U.S. premier of OK! magazine.

[Cynthia]

I think Ashley Simpson for damn sure, but on PPP, I wonder if he is trying to say the person goes by three names, ie Jenn Love Hewit or someone like that?

Jenn Love Hewitt was in party of five too (audience of five) but I don't think she's much more famous than ashley and i'm pretty sure ashley is the 2nd one.

[candy]

From Perez

We're not being mean or anything, but....what former scary skinny party girl that was rumored to have a problem with the blow has picked up a new vice?

Our sources tell us that the teenage drama queen is a fan of Adderal, a prescription medication given to children with ADD.

Since the drug is legal to purchase with a prescription, it is readily accessible to the wealthy Tinsel Town se