For God’s Sake, Jennifer Garner, There’re Children Present. And Other News.

November 1st, 2010 // 66 Comments

- LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian pretend they’re stupid enough to try marriage again. [Popeater]

- Randy Quaid thinks he still counts as an influential celebrity. That’s the real story here. [Dlisted]

- Carmen Electra was apparently out there, too, this weekend. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Jenna Jameson actually looks.. decent? [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Justin Timberlake giving Olivia Wilde mouth-to-mouth. [Popoholic]

- Slash calls off the divorce. [StarPulse]

- Lindsay Lohan still got candy in rehab, everybody. Phew! For a minute I thought there might be an entire second free of instant gratification. Thank God. [EgoTV]

- Ron Artest talks about being a crazy person. [Maxim]

- Dwayne Wade was Justin Timberlake for Halloween. Why not? [BuzzFeed]

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  1. timmy the dying boy

    She’s working on a new role — refrigerator repairwoman.

  2. The child is on the opposite side of the plumber’s butt exposure. No harm done.
    Thanks Mrs. Affleck!

    • Mr. frtr even if the crack was exposed to the kids, I don’t think it would matter. I’m sure the kids have seen enough ass crack in their young lives from pot bellied men wearing pants that no belt can keep on, Wal-Mart women wearing ill fitted spandex, and just go to any public beach to be surrounded by ass crack and cleavage …

      Damn, it’s late fall in Toronto, no ass crack or cleavage on the beaches. Lot’s of parkas and mukluks soon though…

  3. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Rhialto
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s quite interesting,no panties?!

  4. AAAAAh

    My boyfriend thinks she is the hottest thing since warmed up apple pie!!!

    • Vito

      So the question we all want answered is, is he fucking you or the pie a la “American Pie”)?

      Cuz frankly, I think YOU’RE the hottest thing since warmed up apple pie!

      • johnd

        hey vito, whats it like being a virgin?

      • Vinny

        The other question is who’s booty smells like apple pie – AAAAAh’s or Garner’s? He should be sniffin’ the one you are trying to take from her boyfriend. I bet he doesn’t know what he’s missing.

    • Vinny

      Your BF has a point. I bet her booty crack smells as heavenly as warm apple pie too.

  5. Crack kills!!

  6. hmna

    Say YES to crack!

  7. Nero

    No panties=good girl

  8. Rhialto

    Finally something else! Nip and vag flashes are ok but not that original anymore!

  9. Mc Grough crime dog

    Anyone got a quarter? I need to play another song…

  10. Rhialto

    I’ve seen it all now.I give up.Bye bye.

  11. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    DickJohnson
    Commented on this photo:

    No Ass

  12. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Scarlet
    Commented on this photo:

    Say no to crack! Damn. Has me singing “Pants on the Ground”. ROFL.

  13. nice ass!

    Well, at least she didn’t have some trailer trash thong sticking out. Nice to know she doesn’t wear panties…

  14. GrandDragon

    i came

  15. Mel Gibson's Shrink

    This is precisely why I don’t wear jeans that sit on your hips. You never know if your crack is showing when you sit or bend. There are parts of me I like to expose only to my husband.

  16. One of the masses

    When will these girls get that those low cut jeans look sooo bad. Constantly pulling them up, checking when they move. Its awful! Gawd!

    • Ash Bones

      not if you have the body for it, those jeans are hot

      • one of the masses

        Whats hot about that pic? Believe me the kids in crowd are uncomfortable with seeing that. Just like that chickie that was banned from Sesame Street. Its inappropriate to show that much of your body in a crowd where theres kids. Hell, I know many adults that are offended. I don’t want to see anus. ICK

      • ugh what a prude. it’s hot, end of story.

    • johnd

      hey masses, whats it like being a puritan retard?

      • I betcha she thinks the way that Tea Party bitch O’Donnell dresses is hot …

      • sunshine

        I’m thinking “one of the masses” has not been around little kids much. The truth is they just don’t care about much for very long. They don’t get offended or uncomfortable about everything like adults do.

  17. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Simon
    Commented on this photo:

    I luv Jenny’s coin slot!

  18. Vito

    Jennifer Garner, while very attractive and all, has never really been my cup of tea. So I’ve never paid much attention to her physical attributes. But if the rest of her butt is as lovely as that plumber’s crack, then I guess I’ve been missing out.

    Does she indeed have a pretty butt?

  19. Reese

    Lucky Ben!

  20. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Tomas
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know she was a plumber!

  21. It looks smooth and user-friendly.
    I’ll take it.

  22. moderatus dickus

    that is the CUTEST little pencil holder i think i’ve ever seen!

    more………like…………that………!

  23. The Listener

    For a woman to go commando in jeans is sexy. It’s when a woman goes commando in a really short skirt that’s slutty.

  24. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Seriously. You mean to tell me that she didn’t feel a draft. In f*cking Autumn?

    Seriously?

  25. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Octomom?

  26. 52

    UGLY!!!! i don’t know how people don’t know their crack is exposed. do they not feel the breeze there?

  27. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Eric
    Commented on this photo:

    You see this on every chick who wears jeans. On Jennifer Garner, it looks cute. Ass cleavage … mmmmmmmm …. I’d like to slide me some sausage between those buns.

  28. Eric

    You see this on every chick who wears jeans. On Jennifer Garner, it looks cute. Ass cleavage … mmmmmmmm …. I’d like to slide me some sausage between those buns.

  29. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Nick @ GLadstone
    Commented on this photo:

    Whats wrong with it? i say bring it on! to more female plumber’s cracks!

  30. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    mimi
    Commented on this photo:

    you’re a douchebag.
    Jennifer Garner is so fit and good looking + she takes care of her children+ she’s a famous actress+ her man is Ben Affleck.
    Nothing’s in common with Octomom.
    I don’t think she cares to look sexy everyday, because she has a life.
    She’s not Shauna Sand, good for her.

  31. Hello

    She might not be going commando. There’s not that much crack showing, she could just be wearing low-rise undies too. Going commando in jeans sounds incredibly uncomfortable.

  32. Ass crack is fuckin hot. Girls think it’s nasty because some are not into girl ass crack, just like straight guys are not into guy ass crack. Unless your a girl and like girl ass crack or a guy and like guy ass crack, then that changes the whole thing. But no matter how you hack it up…it’s fuckin hot !

  33. Eric

    There’re ?

    Really?

  34. Bill O'Really

    isnt that Ben Afflecks boyfriend? Hes so manly looking, especially in the face.

  35. Carolyn

    I think her girls are lucky to have her as a mother. She is always doing something fun with them and never looks like a made-up plastic doll when she does.

    • Kerri

      totally agree. she looks like a great mom. her kids are always laughing and smiling. unlike denise richards kids. have you ever seen them in photos? they look so sad and empty.

  36. ilu

    She is SO pretty! And I think she is a great mom. Easily one of my fave celebs.

  37. Kerri

    i’m sorry but i don’t think that’s a good look on anyone. gross.

  38. Walter Sobchak

    Don’t like. The top of the ass crack just makes me think of sweaty lint. You know… that lint that you desperately want to brush away when you’re hitting it from the back, but you know the girl would notice, so you just look at something on the wall. I’m more of a bottom-of-the-butt-crack kinda guy.

  39. Jenny Garner is hot in that sweet sort of way. She has a WICKED figure (Go look at pictures when she is dressed as Elektra, fair warning the movie sucks though). The ass cleavage doesn’t make me go oooo and ahhhhh but she does have a nice patooty.

  40. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    manboob
    Commented on this photo:

    boobs!

  41. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s totally sweet and I’d affleck it like there’s no tomorrow.

  42. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    Ti
    Commented on this photo:

    Tomas is gay. Dat looks fucken sexy damn i wish i culd lick da crack

  43. Jennifer Garner Butt Crack
    surfhoney
    Commented on this photo:

    Pleeeeease get a life, and leave Jennifer Garner alone!!! She’s taking care of her kids and if you hungry ass papparazzi weren’t watching her so closely, you wouldn’t see every tiny faux pax the Its a lil butt crack. all babies, kids and adults have them…GET OVER IT!!!!

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