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She’s working on a new role — refrigerator repairwoman.
I was going to say plumber but … meh … same thing …
The child is on the opposite side of the plumber’s butt exposure. No harm done.
Thanks Mrs. Affleck!
Mr. frtr even if the crack was exposed to the kids, I don’t think it would matter. I’m sure the kids have seen enough ass crack in their young lives from pot bellied men wearing pants that no belt can keep on, Wal-Mart women wearing ill fitted spandex, and just go to any public beach to be surrounded by ass crack and cleavage …
Damn, it’s late fall in Toronto, no ass crack or cleavage on the beaches. Lot’s of parkas and mukluks soon though…
That’s quite interesting,no panties?!
Wouldn’t it feel a little rough down there without panties? Eek.
My boyfriend thinks she is the hottest thing since warmed up apple pie!!!
So the question we all want answered is, is he fucking you or the pie a la “American Pie”)?
Cuz frankly, I think YOU’RE the hottest thing since warmed up apple pie!
hey vito, whats it like being a virgin?
The other question is who’s booty smells like apple pie – AAAAAh’s or Garner’s? He should be sniffin’ the one you are trying to take from her boyfriend. I bet he doesn’t know what he’s missing.
Your BF has a point. I bet her booty crack smells as heavenly as warm apple pie too.
Crack kills!!
Actually crack heals, especially if its Kim K’s crack.
Say YES to crack!
No panties=good girl
Finally something else! Nip and vag flashes are ok but not that original anymore!
Anyone got a quarter? I need to play another song…
I’ve seen it all now.I give up.Bye bye.
LOL!
No Ass
Say no to crack! Damn. Has me singing “Pants on the Ground”. ROFL.
Well, at least she didn’t have some trailer trash thong sticking out. Nice to know she doesn’t wear panties…
i came
I’d love to get a whiff of her precious crack. I’d be saying I came even sooner than you!!!!
This is precisely why I don’t wear jeans that sit on your hips. You never know if your crack is showing when you sit or bend. There are parts of me I like to expose only to my husband.
spoken like a woman who buys her jeans at Lands End.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
There are parts of you we all are happy to know you will only show your husband!!!
When will these girls get that those low cut jeans look sooo bad. Constantly pulling them up, checking when they move. Its awful! Gawd!
not if you have the body for it, those jeans are hot
Whats hot about that pic? Believe me the kids in crowd are uncomfortable with seeing that. Just like that chickie that was banned from Sesame Street. Its inappropriate to show that much of your body in a crowd where theres kids. Hell, I know many adults that are offended. I don’t want to see anus. ICK
ugh what a prude. it’s hot, end of story.
hey masses, whats it like being a puritan retard?
I betcha she thinks the way that Tea Party bitch O’Donnell dresses is hot …
I’m thinking “one of the masses” has not been around little kids much. The truth is they just don’t care about much for very long. They don’t get offended or uncomfortable about everything like adults do.
I luv Jenny’s coin slot!
“Insert Coin”. I’d like to be a coin.
Jennifer Garner, while very attractive and all, has never really been my cup of tea. So I’ve never paid much attention to her physical attributes. But if the rest of her butt is as lovely as that plumber’s crack, then I guess I’ve been missing out.
Does she indeed have a pretty butt?
Lucky Ben!
I didn’t know she was a plumber!
It looks smooth and user-friendly.
I’ll take it.
that is the CUTEST little pencil holder i think i’ve ever seen!
more………like…………that………!
For a woman to go commando in jeans is sexy. It’s when a woman goes commando in a really short skirt that’s slutty.
Seriously. You mean to tell me that she didn’t feel a draft. In f*cking Autumn?
Seriously?
Octomom?
UGLY!!!! i don’t know how people don’t know their crack is exposed. do they not feel the breeze there?
You see this on every chick who wears jeans. On Jennifer Garner, it looks cute. Ass cleavage … mmmmmmmm …. I’d like to slide me some sausage between those buns.
You see this on every chick who wears jeans. On Jennifer Garner, it looks cute. Ass cleavage … mmmmmmmm …. I’d like to slide me some sausage between those buns.
she has pretty good curvature too :-) jim rockford def did one thing right besides his show.
Whats wrong with it? i say bring it on! to more female plumber’s cracks!
you’re a douchebag.
Jennifer Garner is so fit and good looking + she takes care of her children+ she’s a famous actress+ her man is Ben Affleck.
Nothing’s in common with Octomom.
I don’t think she cares to look sexy everyday, because she has a life.
She’s not Shauna Sand, good for her.
Actually, she looks like a mouse. Literally.
She might not be going commando. There’s not that much crack showing, she could just be wearing low-rise undies too. Going commando in jeans sounds incredibly uncomfortable.
Ass crack is fuckin hot. Girls think it’s nasty because some are not into girl ass crack, just like straight guys are not into guy ass crack. Unless your a girl and like girl ass crack or a guy and like guy ass crack, then that changes the whole thing. But no matter how you hack it up…it’s fuckin hot !
There’re ?
Really?
isnt that Ben Afflecks boyfriend? Hes so manly looking, especially in the face.
I think her girls are lucky to have her as a mother. She is always doing something fun with them and never looks like a made-up plastic doll when she does.
totally agree. she looks like a great mom. her kids are always laughing and smiling. unlike denise richards kids. have you ever seen them in photos? they look so sad and empty.
She is SO pretty! And I think she is a great mom. Easily one of my fave celebs.
i’m sorry but i don’t think that’s a good look on anyone. gross.
Don’t like. The top of the ass crack just makes me think of sweaty lint. You know… that lint that you desperately want to brush away when you’re hitting it from the back, but you know the girl would notice, so you just look at something on the wall. I’m more of a bottom-of-the-butt-crack kinda guy.
Jenny Garner is hot in that sweet sort of way. She has a WICKED figure (Go look at pictures when she is dressed as Elektra, fair warning the movie sucks though). The ass cleavage doesn’t make me go oooo and ahhhhh but she does have a nice patooty.
boobs!
That’s totally sweet and I’d affleck it like there’s no tomorrow.
Tomas is gay. Dat looks fucken sexy damn i wish i culd lick da crack
Pleeeeease get a life, and leave Jennifer Garner alone!!! She’s taking care of her kids and if you hungry ass papparazzi weren’t watching her so closely, you wouldn’t see every tiny faux pax the Its a lil butt crack. all babies, kids and adults have them…GET OVER IT!!!!