It’s Robert Pattinson’s New Girlfriend In A Bikini

Robert Pattinson’s previous girlfriend avoided direct sunlight unless it was to get her vagina licked by another man, so it must be a nice to finally date someone he can take to the beach and who doesn’t even complain when the paparazzi take detailed photographs of her taint. And people said it was downhill for him after Twilight. Ha! RPattz only do uphill anus, son. Uphill! Sheeiit. (I have no idea what I’m saying. Just stare into the butt.)

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