You guys wanted more bulge. I got you more bulge.
There have been various images of Chris Evans as Captain America on this net that so intertwines us. First, we had a burrito-stuffed stunt double, so that didn’t really count. Then, Captain America: Old Navy Capris edition because you know who doesn’t watch enough superhero movies? Your mom. After that, the entire suit sans helmet because every good drug dealer knows, little kids are nature’s mules you give the first taste for free. And now finally, Entertainment Weekly has graced us with the whole enchilada above which looks.. okay? I don’t even know. It’s hard for me to get it up for a movie by the director of The Wolfman and Jurassic Park 3 when you’ve got Ed Brubaker delivering a solid Cap month-after-month. Unfortunately, five people know what the hell I even said back there – Four of which are Harry Knowles. – so here’s a topical joke about my penis: It fights Nazis, and not the way Jesse James was doing it. That’s more of a “special hug.”
Photos: Jay Maidment/Marvel Studios, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News
Nice!
No cock slip photos??? Come on fish!! Bring us the goods!!!!!!
I approve. Looks badass.
Although not very “camo-friendly”.
Now with more Package!
doesn’t this belong on ” I watch stuff”?
only if by “stuff” you mean “bulging groins”
“little kids are nature’s mules” has me in man titters. That is an instant classic.
must be a slow day. this was news YESTERDAY…
So far that movie looks like a load of gay…
At least Thor looks promising…
x2 First Green Lantern and now Captain America…both looking gay as hell.
More helmet and a padded crotch. I’ve seen Cap’s junk, cocktail wieners would point and laugh.
Fish, some of us wanted LESS bulge. Ick!
Fanboys everywhere just stoked their Red Skull
First suckers!
w.h.a.c.k.
He looks like he’s wrapped in an old Fourth of July quilt.
It might be me, but I don’t remember robotic ninjas with mini-guns as being part of World War II…
it’s looking ruined already to a purist. but i didn’t like the batman movies either. it better have some fucking amazing action.
Looks like they are going for the Ultimate Cap look – but will they portray him as the badass Ultimate Cap like in the comics?
I wanted to be excited about it, especially if it is Ultimate Cap… But all I can keep thinking about from these pictures and costumes, is that crappy made for TV S.H.I.E.L.D. movie with Hasselhoff….
Holy shit… Now THAT is some funny shizzle… AND Lisa Rinna??? Thank you colin and Google.
I saw that show too, it was really bad. Even for a made for television movie. I thought I was the only one that watched it!
Well they are going to show the helicarrier in the Avengers movie, so I guess we will get to see which version of Nick Fury they use…
The padded stomach annoys me because it sort of looks like they were tring to put sculpted muscles on Cap’s uniform.
I like the chestplate and upper arms armor being separate units and I like that legs are unarmored.
id lap the crusty nut off of his yummy UNCUT PINGA
Should have been Randy Couture.
:P
At the very least he certainly would’ve looked the part (way more than this dude) Plus that’s already one of his nicknames.
You can tell from the dildo-bots in the background that this movie is going to be some top-notch gay porn.
Ed Brubaker. Criminal. You read comics. What a surprise.
Why is he wearing fake rubber feet?
In my opinion, you can’t get tackier than the American flag motif, but I must say this costume is pretty cool.
Sam Rockwell?
nice helmet. never go full retard
this time I need a soldier
a real bad ass soldier
the one who knows how take good care of me
I’m so damn glad it’s overrrr
Wow. That looks f*cking stupid.
This movie is already should go straight to video…
At least they went with a kind of modified military gear look. I can’t take much more of the dayglo spandex superheroes.