First Look: Chris Evans as Captain America. Now With More Helmet.

January 14th, 2011 // 35 Comments

You guys wanted more bulge. I got you more bulge.

There have been various images of Chris Evans as Captain America on this net that so intertwines us. First, we had a burrito-stuffed stunt double, so that didn’t really count. Then, Captain America: Old Navy Capris edition because you know who doesn’t watch enough superhero movies? Your mom. After that, the entire suit sans helmet because every good drug dealer knows, little kids are nature’s mules you give the first taste for free. And now finally, Entertainment Weekly has graced us with the whole enchilada above which looks.. okay? I don’t even know. It’s hard for me to get it up for a movie by the director of The Wolfman and Jurassic Park 3 when you’ve got Ed Brubaker delivering a solid Cap month-after-month. Unfortunately, five people know what the hell I even said back there – Four of which are Harry Knowles. – so here’s a topical joke about my penis: It fights Nazis, and not the way Jesse James was doing it. That’s more of a “special hug.”

Photos: Jay Maidment/Marvel Studios, Getty, INFdaily, Splash News

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  1. GurlyGirl

    Nice!

  2. Hemingway

    I approve. Looks badass.

    Although not very “camo-friendly”.

  3. Now with more Package!

  4. jonny5

    doesn’t this belong on ” I watch stuff”?

  5. dude

    “little kids are nature’s mules” has me in man titters. That is an instant classic.

  6. Al Roker

    must be a slow day. this was news YESTERDAY…

  7. GravyLeg

    So far that movie looks like a load of gay…
    At least Thor looks promising…

  8. Red Skull

    More helmet and a padded crotch. I’ve seen Cap’s junk, cocktail wieners would point and laugh.

  9. The Listener

    Fish, some of us wanted LESS bulge. Ick!

  10. Eric

    Fanboys everywhere just stoked their Red Skull

  11. Chris Evans Captain America
    Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    First suckers!

  12. frankw

    w.h.a.c.k.

  13. Janice

    He looks like he’s wrapped in an old Fourth of July quilt.

  14. Deacon Jones

    It might be me, but I don’t remember robotic ninjas with mini-guns as being part of World War II…

  15. Deve

    Looks like they are going for the Ultimate Cap look – but will they portray him as the badass Ultimate Cap like in the comics?

  16. colin

    I wanted to be excited about it, especially if it is Ultimate Cap… But all I can keep thinking about from these pictures and costumes, is that crappy made for TV S.H.I.E.L.D. movie with Hasselhoff….

    • GravyLeg

      Holy shit… Now THAT is some funny shizzle… AND Lisa Rinna??? Thank you colin and Google.

    • Holycrap

      I saw that show too, it was really bad. Even for a made for television movie. I thought I was the only one that watched it!

      • colin

        Well they are going to show the helicarrier in the Avengers movie, so I guess we will get to see which version of Nick Fury they use…

  17. crazypants

    The padded stomach annoys me because it sort of looks like they were tring to put sculpted muscles on Cap’s uniform.

    I like the chestplate and upper arms armor being separate units and I like that legs are unarmored.

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    miguelito
    Commented on this photo:

    id lap the crusty nut off of his yummy UNCUT PINGA

  19. Should have been Randy Couture.

    :P

    At the very least he certainly would’ve looked the part (way more than this dude) Plus that’s already one of his nicknames.

  20. Bucky Barnes

    You can tell from the dildo-bots in the background that this movie is going to be some top-notch gay porn.

  21. Mr. Muckle

    Ed Brubaker. Criminal. You read comics. What a surprise.

  22. Chris Evans Captain America
    Motorboat Captain
    Commented on this photo:

    Why is he wearing fake rubber feet?

  23. Burt

    In my opinion, you can’t get tackier than the American flag motif, but I must say this costume is pretty cool.

  24. Chris Evans Captain America
    salad tong
    Commented on this photo:

    Sam Rockwell?

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    herrdoktor
    Commented on this photo:

    nice helmet. never go full retard

  26. Doc Schweinstrudel

    this time I need a soldier
    a real bad ass soldier
    the one who knows how take good care of me
    I’m so damn glad it’s overrrr

  27. HasAnyoneNoticed

    Wow. That looks f*cking stupid.
    This movie is already should go straight to video…

  28. At least they went with a kind of modified military gear look. I can’t take much more of the dayglo spandex superheroes.

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