John Boyega Is Down With Making Finn & Poe Gay

Because John Boyega is the vengeful, black apparition of Beyonce’s dreams, he’s once again poking the turd bag segment of Star Wars fans who think every deviation from blue-eyed, white hero equals PC PUSSY BULLSHIT!! So here he is, hilariously claiming it would be cool if Finn and Poe were gay, which is some Jedi level troll shit. *waves hand* This is the gay relationship you and your Call of Duty team were looking for… Via The Frisky:

But as far as I’m concerned when JJ [Abrams] sat us down to go through the script, it was a bromance. But now I’m learning what Mark Hamill said before when he didn’t know that Darth Vader was Luke’s father — you never know what they’re going to pull.”

Look, I would love nothing more than to see these characters buttfuck in the husk of a tauntaun because Fish and I reenact our favorite Star Wars scene every year at our Christmas party if for no other reason than to watch the Internet’s head explode, but Finn spent the entirety of The Force Awakens trying to nail Rey. The dude’s not gay. But what’s going to be really great is the mental gymnastics needed for this group to decide they want the interracial relationship back.

“OH GREAT NOW THEY’RE SHOVING GAYS INTO STAR WARS! WHAT IF A HUMAN WANTS TO MARRY A WOOKIE? WHERE DOES IT STOP?”
“YEAH, WHY DON’T THEY LEAVE IT THE WAY IT WAS? WITH THAT SOLDIER DOING HIS DUTY AND SACRIFICING HIMSELF FOR THE GIRL AND THE CAUSE!”
“Wait, are you saying you want the black fella and the white girl to get together?”
“Well, I mean, if she’ll stop all the trying to be a hero like a man theatrics and return to the homestead where she belongs, sure I can get behind that.”
“Damnit, that makes sense, but I’m still mad. Should we threaten to rape someone?”
“This is why you’re in charge.”

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