Finally. Corey Feldman speaks.

By: The Superficial / March 10, 2010

Like the setting of the sun, when one Corey dies another must make a statement. On his emo blog:

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived. ~ Corey

So basically Corey Haim’s death is a pain in the voice of Donatello’s ass because he has to explain it to his son. Got it. On that note, if I had a kid and was friends with Corey Haim, I probably would’ve been laying the groundwork for this a long time ago. “Okay, son, Uncle Corey’s going to play video games with us for a little while. But see how he’s twitching? Don’t get attached.”