I can’t decide whether these shots of Fergie in her bikini are hot or disgusting. She’s like a belly dancer from those old Looney Tunes cartoons, where she’s got a nice body but when she pulls the mask away from her face it’s really some dude with a beard and mustache. I spent 20 minutes with my pants down running between my computer and my bathroom, not sure if I was supposed to masturbate or throw up. Eventually I gave up and cured cancer instead, but unfortunately lost all my notes on my way to get a bagel.
A bunch more of Fergie in a bikini after the jump.
HerpesHilton | March 7, 2007 at 10:34 am
Oh, to just be that string. Now for her ass, but for yummy Josh.
mrs.t | March 7, 2007 at 10:38 am
“Yeah Ferg, you did a pretty good job tucking, but you gotta really tape the shit out of your sack. See, when I pull up your thong like this, I can still see a little. And dude, learn how to wipe your ass.”
Surria | March 7, 2007 at 10:39 am
Okay, so some pictures… she’s hot… Some pictures she’s just nasty. I’m so confused.
jpjrocks | March 7, 2007 at 10:40 am
3IRD
leezastudio | March 7, 2007 at 10:41 am
i thought men didn’t wear bikini tops?? i’m sooooo confused
itspat | March 7, 2007 at 10:42 am
i don’t know, the dude has a pretty grim look on his face, like he thinks he might have to dig something out using his fingernail.
so…HOT!
jpjrocks | March 7, 2007 at 10:42 am
No,,ok then 4TH
Ahem Roid | March 7, 2007 at 10:44 am
“Um…honey…I think I found the meth…”
mrs.t | March 7, 2007 at 10:48 am
JDLTC?
karifarrell | March 7, 2007 at 10:49 am
Nobody cares what number you are. Give it up.
I’m number 1 and will always be no matter what. This is only the internet.
Fergie creeps me out. Something not right about her…
Oh, and um…I found these notes on how to cure cancer on my way to pick up a bagel.
Lucky day, no???
veggi | March 7, 2007 at 10:56 am
was she born with her ass on her face and her face on her ass?
lohanhasthebestcokeinCA | March 7, 2007 at 10:57 am
in other news, lindsay lohan still has the best coke in hollywood. still waiting on those pictures….
Schnuggie | March 7, 2007 at 11:04 am
What’s with the weird titty/armpit flab above her boobs in picture 6? Is she trying to turn into a wolf with multiple teets?
GooniesNeverSayDie | March 7, 2007 at 11:08 am
I guess I am the only person who doesnt find her unattractive. I dont get what all the man jokes are about. She has lovely lady lumps.
Candycane | March 7, 2007 at 11:10 am
The fact that all four of Fergie’s humps are bursting out of her Kohl’s youth division bikini doesn’t take attention away from the fact that her face is less feminine than her boyfriends.
I think the only person in history who has ever looked more masculine than her is Hulk Hogan, and that was only in his prime.
bigponie | March 7, 2007 at 11:10 am
That’s fergilicious, I wouldn’t mind introducing her to my good friend ‘dirty sanchez’.
AppleGirl | March 7, 2007 at 11:16 am
Why are they sunbathing on the side of the road??? Can’t they find a BEACH in sunny California?
23apples | March 7, 2007 at 11:17 am
Yeah.. her entire body is confusing. Its like all her fat goes to her boobs & armpits.. there is like an overload of stuff going on up there. Her face looks relatively normal in these pictures.. except for the fact that she has about 38283 earings in her one ear?? Oh and her porn star nails are really classy.
Alex Keene | March 7, 2007 at 11:23 am
I would eat her ass till tomorrow morning
PhillyGossip.com | March 7, 2007 at 11:29 am
alex, you’re site sucks
elizabeththewellread | March 7, 2007 at 11:31 am
@14
Yes, she DOES have lovey lady lumps. It’s her face that is so very Elephant Man-esque that is the problem. Call me old fashioned, but butterfaces just don’t cut it as far as I’m concerned.
RAMistheMAN | March 7, 2007 at 11:32 am
“Eventually I gave up and cured cancer instead, but unfortunately lost all my notes on my way to get a bagel.”
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That same thing happened to me last week. Oh well.
anothershityear | March 7, 2007 at 11:36 am
nice legs, nice ass, good chest & waist
classic butt’ah
PrettyBaby | March 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
She’s got a nice ass, but that poor guy is trying to convince himself he didn’t just see a bug moving. He had assumed that the “tickle” thing during anal was some freaky trick she had learned.
Tits_McGhee | March 7, 2007 at 11:46 am
She’s the prime example of a “butterface”.
Check out those claws! She must’ve gotten her nails done in Brooklyn or something.
“BUTTAH!”
Hecubus | March 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
I still don’t even know who this freak is, it’s like the whole world decided she was famous while I was sleeping.
Joshingya31 | March 7, 2007 at 11:52 am
Im going to propose everytime someone wants to post pictures of Fergie they place little smiley faces over her head to prevent penis confusion. And her body is hot!
PunjabPete | March 7, 2007 at 11:59 am
That is a nice ass… And proves that “from behind” is the only view of Fergie that one can see and not want to barf… I’d bend it over and tap it….
Dean | March 7, 2007 at 12:02 pm
Her boobs appear to double-over in some pics. Quadboobs?
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 12:03 pm
If you think Fergie is hot then that must be because you’re used to ugly women.
kickservebt | March 7, 2007 at 12:03 pm
Who cares about her face. Bury her head in a pillow and go to town on that ass. I could spend hours back there…it’s like Disneyland!
2BUD | March 7, 2007 at 12:09 pm
I don’t know what gay planet most of you are from but this pic is hot.
jrzmommy | March 7, 2007 at 12:13 pm
He thinks he saw a black-eyed pea.
Alllegiononflegit | March 7, 2007 at 12:15 pm
Cover up her face, and she is top notch. That body can’t be denied. I would be in that like Oprah in a cookie jar.
Jiimbo | March 7, 2007 at 12:16 pm
Who is everyone kidding? If Fergie walked up to any guy and dropped to her knees, nobody would stop her. There are plenty of ways to get around that face. 1)roll her over. 2) bend her over 3)put a Richard Nixon mask on her.
pushyerstoolin | March 7, 2007 at 12:17 pm
so…an asspic of a hideously manly girl is hot…i’d say the gay planet is named 2BUD.
pushyerstoolin | March 7, 2007 at 12:19 pm
“If Fergie walked up to any guy and dropped to her knees, nobody would stop her.”
wrong scenario – she’d have to stick her butt through a hole in a curtain that’s absolutely guaranteed not to get any bigger.
JaeMae | March 7, 2007 at 12:22 pm
What the frick is on her left ankle in the second pic? Seriously, what is that!
dr phil | March 7, 2007 at 12:26 pm
If you saw Fergie in a room full of transgendered patients, you’d say she’s one of the better looking trannies, and almost convincing. That’s it. You can’t just x-out the fact that she looks like a dude. It would still count as your first homosexual experience (or second or 53rd, doesn’t matter, we’re not here to judge).
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 12:29 pm
I’m gonna do some taxadministration,that’s more exciting than looking to these pics.
anothershityear | March 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
#26 lol – it’s funny because it’s true
ponk | March 7, 2007 at 12:33 pm
“Look honey, by adjusting the tension back here, i can play a tune when you fart”
Craig & "em" | March 7, 2007 at 12:36 pm
As someone who has met Fergie, I just want to say that I think it’s extremely insensitive to refer to her as a man. It’s just not funny.
I asked her…and she said that she preferred the term Transgender.
86 | March 7, 2007 at 12:37 pm
Armpit Tits are H-O-T.
jrzmommy | March 7, 2007 at 12:38 pm
“Fergie, honey, just what exactly did you mean when you said you dress on the left?”
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 12:39 pm
Fergie is a typical girl who worked herself up to the top,probably with the help of her ass.
PrettyBaby | March 7, 2007 at 12:40 pm
“Does this penis make my butt look big?”
Ted...From LA | March 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I don’t know who the hell this woman is, but she must be rich. In the first picture, if you look carefully, the man is pulling money out of her ass.
Lowlands | March 7, 2007 at 12:45 pm
I’m wondering how she got rid of her piles…
Stink | March 7, 2007 at 12:46 pm
“Honey? Honey? My eyes are killing me. Could you lay face down? Thanks.”