Fergie too drunk to fly

March 14th, 2007 // 105 Comments


Fergie was set to fly from Los Angeles to the UK but was banned from boarding the flight after being branded “too drunk to travel.” She delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed, and a source says:

“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn’t believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”

I was prevented from boarding a plane once because they said my fists needed to be registered as deadly weapons. I don’t remember what happened next but I think I punched a little girl through a wall. Justice prevails!

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  1. pancakes

    she has a large penis tucked away there somewhere, i swear!

  2. Mandi Rewis

    I don’t get it, was she attempting to fly the plane herself? How does any one get “too drunk” to sit on a plane?

  3. fightgrrrl

    The last but one pic is scary.
    I think she has the legs of an hormone-fed Hulk.
    And with those sunglasses she looks like Robocop.

  4. Tara_reid_loves_you

    #10 Yeah? You gonna show us your legs? I think she’s working out, not putting on a pound every three months like you.

  5. Branddobbe

    Who the fuck is Fergie?

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