Fergie was set to fly from Los Angeles to the UK but was banned from boarding the flight after being branded “too drunk to travel.” She delayed the flight for an hour while her luggage was removed, and a source says:
“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported. She was in no state to fly. But when she was prevented from boarding she couldn’t believe it. She was drunkenly ranting at staff but could barely string a sentence together. It was very embarrassing.”
I was prevented from boarding a plane once because they said my fists needed to be registered as deadly weapons. I don’t remember what happened next but I think I punched a little girl through a wall. Justice prevails!
HerpesHilton | March 14, 2007 at 9:26 am
Was she with yummy little Josh?
RUFFLESLOVE | March 14, 2007 at 9:27 am
ha ha hope she never gets on another plane again !
# 2 its beats to be unemployed
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 9:30 am
“All passengers who are hopped on meth, drunk and smell of piss please report to the blue courtesy incinerator, repeat, BLUE courtesy incinerator, thank you”
brujeriadiosa | March 14, 2007 at 9:31 am
what happened to the FRIST, ya’ll?
that was the best part!
DrPhowstus | March 14, 2007 at 9:32 am
How can they tell any emotion or physical ailments with Froggie? She always has the same fucking expression anyway.
brujeriadiosa | March 14, 2007 at 9:33 am
wtf with the fucking corn chip nail tips?
and how much for the Cherokee? low miles?
TashaVin` | March 14, 2007 at 9:33 am
At least she cares about her figure (*Snickers*)
Italian Stallion | March 14, 2007 at 9:41 am
She was so drunk she forgot to put on makeup and they mistook her for Courtney Love…….
mrs.t | March 14, 2007 at 9:50 am
Check out that holster she’s wearing. You know you have an alcohol problem when you need to have 4-5 bottles strapped to you just to take a walk.
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 9:56 am
Who’s the bulldyke in blue? Major michelle rodriguez aggresso-vibe.
Look at her sneer.
imran karim | March 14, 2007 at 9:59 am
she always has these contraptions with her when she works out.
ImaCracka | March 14, 2007 at 10:00 am
Wonder if she pisses herself on a plane like she does on stage…….
schack | March 14, 2007 at 10:01 am
why is she doing yoga on the side of the highway? in L.A.? thats like smoking a cigarette while you workout.
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 10:02 am
How long will it be before the first bleeding heart commie gets pissed because superfish guy enjoys punching little girls through walls?
schack | March 14, 2007 at 10:02 am
i’m fergali-ghtlkhuhf,khuffff- i make them boys go ro-couggghhhlhllllllllll *vomits*
schack | March 14, 2007 at 10:03 am
biatcho!! where have you been all my life?
N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 10:04 am
@8 i dont think too many ppl will mistake fergie for courtney love. maybe her twin or her ugly sister or something, but not the real courtney. courtney love STAYS drunk.
by the way fish, how come you weren’t at the airport when fergie was there? you could have punched HER through a wall
FRIST!!! | March 14, 2007 at 10:06 am
#4 I AM FRIST!!!
She’s an idiot. Everyone knows you don’t board a plane when you’re intoxicated. You wait til the plane takes off and THEN you down a fifth of Jack. Duh!!!!
N@ughty | March 14, 2007 at 10:06 am
@12 hahahahaha! (almost dead laughing) maybe she does but we just dont know it til she freely tells us about it later.
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 10:07 am
zip it, shack. you ugly little puppy dog.
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 10:11 am
Josh is one lucky, lucky, man. Just imagine waking up next to this stinky drunken iguana looking thing every morning, when she’s(?) without make-up.
Fifth Stooge | March 14, 2007 at 10:14 am
Was she drunk or just too damn manly?
schack | March 14, 2007 at 10:15 am
oh, biatcho. i love it when you talk to me like that. i think i just wet my pants. will you sniff them and tell me if its piss or not?
jrzmommy | March 14, 2007 at 10:15 am
She was so drunk she had to sit down to pee.
ph7 | March 14, 2007 at 10:15 am
Fergie makes my penis go loco while she’s working on her fitness.
jrzmommy | March 14, 2007 at 10:17 am
Fergie as in the little Meth addict, not Fergie Dutchess of Pork?
Shanipie | March 14, 2007 at 10:18 am
Barbadoslim…did I mention I’m in love with you <3
Fergie looks so freakin rough! and what she’s like 31 or something? Holy crap her face looks like she is in her 40′s (AT BEST). I’ll bet she has an assistant whose only job is to hang back stage and scrap the caked makeup out of her face wrinkles in between songs.
BarbadoSlim | March 14, 2007 at 10:19 am
Fergie is the only known cure for those suffering from permanent erection problems.
100% guaranteed to never return.
Ahem Roid | March 14, 2007 at 10:21 am
I love reading Biatcho’s twisted expressions of her forbidden attraction to schack.
doogleberg | March 14, 2007 at 10:25 am
I’m glad those shorts aren’t TOO short…we might see her balls and dick.
doogleberg | March 14, 2007 at 10:29 am
I didn’t like my last post (#30), so let me try again:
The pictures don’t show it, but later down the road she took out her pocket knife and cut a dickhole in those shorts for ventilation.
Thanks, I feel better now.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 10:33 am
lmao-#29- she is a feisty one.
31. much better. but that’s before she peeled her dick off her nuts, and her nuts off her inner-thighs, to let them airdry.
hendero | March 14, 2007 at 10:36 am
that For Sale sign should be posted above her snatch
D'arcy | March 14, 2007 at 10:39 am
Fergie drunk and raving?
This sounds like a job for everybody’s favorite superhero — Chuck Norris!
ponk | March 14, 2007 at 10:48 am
“She was falling all over the place and had to be supported.”
So how’d they know she was drunk?
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 10:54 am
Hey shack, I had to ask your sister to sniff your drawers for you because she looked a little lonely… oddly enough she said they reak of anal ease. I, myself, am shocked that she actually knows what that smells like.
lambman | March 14, 2007 at 10:55 am
I’d be drunk all the time if I had to see that face everytime I looked in the mirror.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:02 am
how can i smell like it if i don’t even know what it is?
damnit. i knew my roommates had a cockeyed look. what have they done to me?
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 11:15 am
oh you’re such a waste of time, it’s no fun arguing with you.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:20 am
we’re not arguing. and, btw, i was just throwing you a bone.
that was a pretty lame comeback to my pithy piss comment.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:22 am
i’m sure anal ease is lube, and i’m sure it smells like plastic. i’m saving my ass for marriage, though, so i wouldn’t really know.
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 11:26 am
well, I am hungover so I am a little off.
But let me take some lessons from you the self proclaimed “witty one”… may I borrow one of your psych 101 textbooks (or whichever one you are not using for a term paper at the moment)so I can use a ton of psychobabble terms mixed in with a bunch of sayings I have seen on TV & Film over the years and then call myself “witty & funny”?
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:35 am
i actually found a really good article about the unabomber, written by a couple of guys at the university of aberdeen, which is explicitly against psychobabble. i can send you the link.
and p.s. i never said i was funny. and where else are saying supposed to come from?
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:37 am
are you an alchi?
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 11:41 am
no, alchoholics can handle their booze.
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 11:42 am
meant CAN”T handle their booze. oy.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:45 am
ummm. so you can or you can’t? and what does it mean to ‘handle one’s booze?’
jrzmommy | March 14, 2007 at 11:53 am
Hey, schack, could you possibly shut your fucking yap for a few minutes? Try eating some Bit ‘o Honeys or some shit….Jesus Christ. I’d hate to hang with you amped up on coke.
biatcho | March 14, 2007 at 11:54 am
uuummmm, huh? I fell alseep from the boredom.
schack | March 14, 2007 at 11:57 am
does your boss know that all you do all day is come on this website to try to be down with folks half your age?
what are you doing here, anyway? g’on to the next post, mommy