Fergie not yet reproducing

February 2nd, 2007 // 66 Comments
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Fergie told reporters in Miami yesterday that says she’s not engaged and not pregnant. She says:

“I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.”

Sorry to disappoint? Who the fuck is disappointed that Fergie isn’t engaged or pregnant? It’s like rooting for the Wolf Man to have kids. Nobody wants that. Because that just means there’d be more Wolf People in the world. If this is Fergie after tons of plastic surgery can you imagine what she naturally looks like? Her kids would come out looking like radioactive mutants.

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  1. D'oh Eyes

    “Fergie not yet reproducing, OB-GYNs, plastic surgeons breathe sigh of relief.”

  2. RunningWithCarsAndBoysWithScissors

    with those brass knuckles dangling from her neck, she’s bound to be pregnant any day now..

  3. 49. What’s fascinating is how easily I can repeatedly trick others into believing that I am anything other than a pompous, flambouyant homosexual, who’s hung like a bug.

  4. R-to-the-I-to-the-C-H-P-O-R-T-LOVES-THE-COCK!

  5. imsoseriously

    METH MESSES UP YER INSIDES DUH

    Fergie has outdone herself by ripping off several songs in ONE song!!! WTF WHY is this beach fAmous? Black Eye Peas sux azz and she cant sing worth chit

  6. Kate

    #36:

    “She’s like a big frog guy thing.”

    Haha! So true. I love you for that.

  7. supanigga

    She can’t have babies.

    She’s got XY chromosomes and no uterus.

    She only looks half female cuz she’s been injecting estrogen her whole life.

  8. woodhorse

    #54 – Ever think of becoming an entomologist?? Free sex!! Just don’t get caught and no ones’ the wiser. Well, strike that, you’d be bragging about it.

  9. Shelley Bonnechance

    I can see the Kirstie Alley thing too, but Kirstie Alley (who must be at least 100 years older than Fergie and has lost a lot of weight with the Jenny Craig schtick) doesn’t make you turn to stone when she takes off her sunglasses.

    Kirstie Alley has really beautiful eyes and this Fergie…well, I think she must be what southerners call “unfortunate looking.”

    Bless her heart.

  10. fdrskeeper

    “sorry to disappoint” is British for “maybe let me worry about whether I can still find someone or have a baby and mind your own fucking business”.

  11. NicotineEyePatch

    Thank Christ. It’s bad enough that there’s already a legion of these typical douchebags her age, but this one – it really shouldn’t breed.
    “Never been” pregnant, haha, yeah.

  12. and why she can’t be pregnant? her children would be very nice. :) as all of them. dnt u think? another question is, if she is ready to have them.

  13. Truthseeker013

    “Fergie not yet reproducing”

    Praise-ed be the One True Deity!!!!!!!!!!!!

  14. please, keep disappointing…please

  15. Theworldisinsane

    You people are mean as hell, I wonder what you all look like. I hope the girl got where she got because she worked hard. That is why people should be famous. Are you people the folk who made Paris Hilton famous? Fergie is not a tranny, sorry to burst your bubble. She was born a girl. You can google it for confirmation.SHe is now engaged to Duhamel. Majority of you people can’t spell and have no idea what you’re talking about.If you’re going to dish on celebs atleast have your facts straight. YOU don’t have to like her or think she’s pretty but your plain cruel. I can’t imagine what it must be like to see stuff like this written about oneself( especially by people who never graduated the 5th grade). Im sure I’ll get flamed with lots of curse words and prejudiced rants, but I wont ever see it. Good Luck to you all.

  16. These people suck

    I agree with you “theworldisinsane”! What a bunch of superficial asswipes on this forum! richport being the biggest dickhead in the bunch! Fuck off and die people, the world needs people like you gone and it will be a nicer (and kinder) place.

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