Fergie told reporters in Miami yesterday that says she’s not engaged and not pregnant. She says:
“I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.”
Sorry to disappoint? Who the fuck is disappointed that Fergie isn’t engaged or pregnant? It’s like rooting for the Wolf Man to have kids. Nobody wants that. Because that just means there’d be more Wolf People in the world. If this is Fergie after tons of plastic surgery can you imagine what she naturally looks like? Her kids would come out looking like radioactive mutants.