Fergie not yet reproducing

February 2nd, 2007 // 66 Comments

Fergie told reporters in Miami yesterday that says she’s not engaged and not pregnant. She says:

“I’ve heard that I’ve been engaged probably about seven times, and pregnant, but I’ve never been either. Sorry to disappoint.”

Sorry to disappoint? Who the fuck is disappointed that Fergie isn’t engaged or pregnant? It’s like rooting for the Wolf Man to have kids. Nobody wants that. Because that just means there’d be more Wolf People in the world. If this is Fergie after tons of plastic surgery can you imagine what she naturally looks like? Her kids would come out looking like radioactive mutants.



  1. griffmills


  2. griffmills

    Who is she?
    Was she a man?
    She makes me puke

  3. danielle

    “sorry to disappoint”????

    Exactly who is she referring to? I don’t think anyone is disappointed, more like relieved. If she ever did decide to reproduce, the government would have to take out a loan just to hire 24/7 security to guard the thing’s cage.

    Please don’t.

  4. Ardee

    She looked a lot better as a child.

  5. thunderkat69

    Couldn’t you wait untill later in the day to post this? Preferably after I’m drunk?

  6. Ardee

    hmm… I think she looked cute as a kid.. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!

  7. Lollanna

    Kirstie Alley with a man chest

  8. D'oh Eyes

    She looks like a frog on meth. A FRENCH frog to boot.

    Uh oh, heeere we go!

  9. MrSemprini

    Dang, thought that was Barbra Streisand after a nose-ectomy.

  10. schack

    how do they make her look good in the videos?

    oh right…they point the camera at her tits and ass.

  11. schack

    i second lollanna.

    she’s got that glued-on tiny head with no forehead thing going on, just like k. alley.

  12. kathleen170


  13. jesseeca

    those sunglasses aren’t helping matters. she just needs to wear a paperbag with cut out eyes.

    and would that qualify as a “three-head”?

  14. Ossie19

    you know when scooby doo unlocks the mystery of the villian? Well somebody should prove she is a man at the grammy’s. I don’t think she would mind. She/he is the same person that pees during a performance.

  15. Wait… Fergie knows what sex is? The 30-something year old who is not even potty trained yet actually knows what sex is? That’s absurd!

  16. RussianMafia

    She has had a LOT of plastic surgery.. And this is the best they could do…

  17. whitegold

    Remember when there was a time that everyone thought Fergie was so damn sexy? Amazing how perceptions change.

    But Las Vegas is a cool show and her bf Duhamel seems like a pretty funny guy. So at least she has him to vouch for her.

  18. Me

    #7 I see it too. She looks JUST like Kirstie Alley here.

  19. Meritocrat

    #17: Can’t say I do. In fact, I don’t remember a time when anyone thought she was sexy. All I remember hearing about her is that she pissed her pants and made really annoying music.

    All I could think when I read the title of this entry was “Thank God!”

  20. llllllllll

    She looks rough

  21. Me

    I NEVER thought this chick was sexy. She has always looked like a crack whore.

  22. BarbadoSlim

    FACT: she’s a TRANNY, FACT!: while humans may be cloned that has not happened yet, FACT: the only way he pass her DNA is if he were cloned FACT: fergie may not have children at this moment!!!!


  23. BarbadoSlim

    FACT: yes, I am a fan of King of the Hill!

  24. whitegold

    What?!? When that first BEP song came out with her in the video, guys everywhere were spanking it to her. She was on all the top 100 lists for hottest females. Everyone thought she was hot. But then more pictures of her started coming up, including close up shots of her face and her not being all made up, and then the world realized she looked like a tranny. But I’ll I’m saying is prior to that, there actually was a time when people thought she was one of the hottest women on the planet.

    Duhamel’s funny on Las Vegas. Whether he’s a homo or not, who really cares.

  25. She craves my cock.

  26. JungleRed

    @23: Rusty Shackelford, I presume?

  27. BarbadoSlim

    “Duhamel’s funny on Las Vegas. Whether he’s a homo or not, who really cares.”

    You’re a gal, you meet him, he tells ya his current relationship is not working out, you invite him to your room, you break out the Courvossier, you slip into your discount Victoria’s Secret panties, he laughs, he tells ya, “m’am I’m a total homo, SORRY!!”

    does it matter?

  28. BarbadoSlim

    @26 FACT!!! hahahaha

  29. Fuglylicious, definition make them boys go vomit
    They want my sexing but see my face and start exorcising demons
    You can see me, you can’t squeeze me
    But would you want to?, I don’t blame you
    I got my reasons that I can’t please em,
    Boys just come and go like my urine

  30. She sort of looks like Kirstie Alley’s older brother.

  31. Me

    #27 OMF-ingG HA HA HA HA HA

  32. Niecy

    I’m glad she isn’t pregnant. She should get her tubes tied so her lack of talent won’t be passed on.

  33. 86

    She could be Kristen Johnston from 3rd Rock’s evil twin.

  34. 86

    Yeah if Kirstie Alley and Kristen Johnston mated, they would have a Fergie.

  35. D'oh Eyes

    I tell you what man, that Fergie man, sh’s preh scary-lookin’, sh ‘minds me of thisone dingdang crz-lady ah met one time at th’bar, yaknow, sh’ seemed preh’y a’ firs, but boy ah tell you what, sh’ turned out ta be a MAN, an’ ah never been s’scared in mah life.

  36. misanthrope

    I don’t get the Josh Duhblahblah thing. He’s not ugly. He’ll do, but dating Fergie… that makes him kinda gross. How does a thing like Fergie get where she’s gotten? How does that happen? She’s like a big frog guy thing.

  37. BarbadoSlim

    @35….Boomhauer, you couldn’t have made that clearer if you tried. Webter’s should hire you.


  38. BarbadoSlim


    damn you typekey, *this is my Oscar’s moment*

    DAMN YOU TA HECK!!!!!!!!

  39. elf

    i dont think she’s attractiven at all…why do guys like her so much?

  40. DrBob2607

    I saw Fergs in concert last year and I thought she looked pretty hot, but after looking at these recent photos my dick fell off and is now hiding in fear under the bed.

    Quick, somebody get this woman a bag, or have the decency to poke my eyes out so I don’t have to look at this creature anymore..

  41. Tulgeyhat13

    She’s a maaaaaan, baby – she’s a maaaaaaaaaaaaan! HWAHWAHWAHWAHWH!

  42. whitegold

    #27 – as a guy, I couldn’t care less about thaty situation (unless he tried hitting on me, in which case we’d have problems). But for a female, far enough, that could be a problem.

  43. whitegold

    wow, my last post was a disastrous mess of spelling and grammar errors. Clearly it’s Friday and my brain has already checked out for the weekend!

  44. Jenster

    #7 she DOES look like Kristie Alley, holy shit, how come I never saw that before?
    anyhoo, I didnt know that trannies COULD have babies.

  45. Cardinal Ximenez

    Demons!!!! be gone from the face of the Fergified one! I command you! Back to the dark corners of hell where you and Reese Witherspoon came from!

    Deus omn

  46. jrzmommy

    She looks like Pikachu

  47. schadenfreudelicious

    With those glasses and huge maw of hers she looks like one of those hideous bottom dwelling fish. You’d have to throw that fugly sucker back though…

  48. RichPort

    Don’t automatically rule out ugly chicks, they have their place. Unlike fat chicks, the body can be outstanding. I’ve had some wild nights with ugly chicks in the past. They put out like fiends in a desperate (and ultimately unsuccessful) attempt to be loved, or at least liked. You just have to unzip, lie back, and enjoy…they’ll do all the work. Highly recommended for when you’re feeling lazy but a little horny, like after you’ve smoked some weed after work on a busy Friday. Just make sure you give a fake name and turn the lights out as quickly as you can. The rest takes care of itself.

  49. cole007

    RichPort… I’m intrigued. You sound just like my best friend from college… he said the same thing about picking up desperate fat chicks at keg parties and turning out the light and letting them “do what they will.”

    …fascinating. Truly fascinating.
    As a woman, and a decent looking one, all you have to do is go pick one and they’ll do it with you. but, it’s along the same lines – just kick them out when you are done.

  50. woodhorse

    Perez Hilton calls her “Fergalicious” so “she” has to be a “he” because Perez is strictly a one-trick-pony.

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