Fergie looks like real live girl

April 23rd, 2007 // 125 Comments
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Fergie showed up to the Class of Hope Prom 2007 looking like an actual female woman. I don’t know if she’s wearing a mask or makeup or what, but looking at her doesn’t make me instantly want to shield my crotch. Although to be fair, I’m used to her looking like this. She could’ve grown a second nose out of her forehead and it probably would’ve been an improvement.

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  1. daηielle™↵

    The fact that you took time out of your ass scratching schedule to post a paragraph containg useless information about “fashion”, your gay lover Jerry Springer, having only 2 cents to your name and your montly welfare checks, makes me wonder why you even exist.

    How can you even debate on the subject of fashion when you live out of a trailer full of species unknown to man? If anything, you should be arguing what cheese to use on jelly sandwiches or what brand of insect repellent to use when going fishing.

    As for “Thunderbird”…I prefer a cold Dasani. But, don’t let that stop you from indulging in your daily habits.

  2. DirtyJeans

    She desperately needs a nose job.

  3. Jimbo

    I see Schack is trolling again. There is no way Danielle could compose 3 paragraphs that are structured correctly, let alone drink Dasani

  4. FRIST!!!

    #49 Jimbo–you’re funny!! Sounds more like something I would do, well, minus the welfare check…
    That cheered me up a little :)

  5. Jimbo

    Where have you been? You can come passout on my couch any time. Are you feeling better?

  6. ffordegroupie

    She looks like Franka Potente’s homelier older sister.

  7. daηielle™↵

    When my troll speaks, “it” usually includes a [mashed potato] in its post.

    But, I can’t blame you. If I had been kept in a cage underneath of a trailer for some odd years, I wouldn’t recognize the ‘smart’ danielle from the ‘obsessed’ one either.

    You’re boring.

    I’m outta here

    (btw- anyone who thinks Gumbo is actually funny is either related to it, just plain stupid…or drunk)

  8. Is this serious? She still totally looks as weathered as one of those porn stars at the end of those videos in which they sleep with 500-600 guys over the span of like 6 hours … not that I’ve seen any of those videos … yes I have … what of it?

  9. i_want_to_fuck_a_dog

    DANIELLE SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU STUPID BITCH!!!!! you think you’re hilarious/somewhat intelligent, but you’ve spent two hours making an ass of yourself. quit wasting air.

    fergie still looks like a dude by the way.

  10. Jimbo

    YOU FUNNY SCHACK. You can’t use the same sayings as Danielle and expect that I would not notice.

  11. FRIST!!!

    Awwww, I’m stupid and drunk…how cute.

    Yeah, I feel ok, a little depressed today.

    Fishstick what was that about a baked potato with cornrows and combat boots?

  12. LilRach

    She looks the same to me.

  13. Jimbo

    Once a tranny always a tranny. I don’t see the differnce either LilRach. Maybe that new trash bag she is wearing is new

  14. FRIST!!!

    I could really use that bag for my yard…

  15. Proteon

    (Google images)+ “fergie” + “pee” = http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=fergie+pee&gbv=2

  16. Superevil

    I don’t see it.

  17. Jimbo

    Did she pee her pants or is that love juices

  18. schack

    that was not me, jim

  19. FRIST!!!

    She peed her pants. I don’t pee my pants. Usually.

  20. Jimbo

    Oh Ok

  21. Jimbo

    What do you do usually?

  22. FRIST!!!

    God I wish my boss would leave so I can put my trash bag on and crank up my iPod

  23. Jimbo

    Are you going to wet your pants too

  24. FRIST!!!

    Usually I pee on my tree trunk in my backyard, but not in my pants.

    Hey!!! I just read that clearer, WTC was Fergie doing at a PROM???!!!??

  25. Jimbo

    You are getting me hot. Do tease me about peeing on the tree trunk.

    Her boy friend is only 17 and she was at his prom. That is the only thing she can get to go out with her.

  26. FRIST!!!

    Ok good, my boss just left…turning up the Sex Gang Children, looking for trash bag….
    All we have are the little white ones. It’ll be kinda tight, but I’ll make do.

    I think I’ve lost my mind. I should go home now.

  27. ballie

    @ 30 + 32 omfg that was the funniest thing i’ve heard last couple of days! thanks so much :D

  28. Jimbo

    Thanks Ballie

    FRIST See you tomorrow

    Schack surprise us with someone new tomorrow. It was fun figuring out who you were

  29. LilRach

    #76 – Ha Ha, you’re crackin me up ;)

  30. FRIST!!!

    Bye Jimbo

    LilRach, it’d be funnier if it weren’t true.

  31. her face still looks like an ass.

  32. honeycombs_big_yeahyeahyeah!

    I like this site so much! I like reading tidbits about celebrities, then reading the ensuing comments about whether one would hit it, and why, or why one would refuse to hit it, if the chance arose.
    Then, mocking those who advocate the hitting of it, or belittling those who would not – depending on the celebrity, and/or quality of picture of the celebrity.

    Sometimes you just start taking celebrities for granted and forget to consider whether you’d tap em. Thanks Superfishalicious, for making us think…

  33. Shanipie

    HEFTY!
    HEFTY!!
    HEFTY!!!

    wimpy.
    Wimpy..
    wimpy…

  34. FRIST!!!

    I’d hit it. Wait, no I wouldn’t!!! Anybody here who would hit that is a fucking MORON!!!
    Wait, why wouldn’t you hit that? She’s HOT!!!

    WTC is J-Lo doing on my iPod, I swear to God I erased all that crap…

  35. no1justminda

    Still fugly. Just less of it.

  36. chaunceygardner

    I’d let her suck it, but think that’s as far as I could let it go.

    No matter the photo, she always looks like one of those foam rubber “Bogglin” toys that came out in the late ’80s. And, no, I am not admitting to masturbating with a Bogglin. ::ahem::

  37. biatcho

    Chauncy, the only toy worth masturbating with in the 80s was the Magical Musical Thing. Try it sometime. Well, that is, if you’re a girl, or a guy who likes it in the poopshoot.

  38. iamsosmrt

    Bah she’s still Fergie and I think that says it all.

    Now the reason she looks more human or less non-human is that her skin is not ORANGE or tanned (as they call it Hollywood). She is also not wearing a ton of tranny makeup. However her eyebrows still have that “I was a man with giant thick bushy brows but I plucked them down to make them look like women brows and they turned out like this” look.
    Anyway this whore is a bore, now I will go hop on pop ’cause I’ve got a case of the Monday’s, but I hope on pop every night so that has nothing to do with it.

  39. InstantAsshat-AddFame

    Just one more example of how modern celebs have no brain cells. Latest fashions–super-thin, then wear a sack dress or baggy suit that hides the thinness. No brain cells.

    So far I’ve seen the sack dress on Fergie, Britney, Michelle Rodriguez (sp?), what’s up with that ugly idea? It’s worse than last year’s expensive black nail polish and the boots with jeans tucked in.

  40. HughJorganthethird

    Jimbo sez:”If I want any lip from you, I will get it off my zipper”

    Wow. good one. You my friend are a comedic genius. What you gonna wheel out next? “Where’s the Beef?” or “shit happens”?

    Is it physically painfull being so un-original and witless? Just wondering…

  41. Hey DrPlowShit…please spare us the graphic details…your making me sick..trying to eat here..gross…..

  42. Saera

    And how does neon orange nail polish go with…..purple?

  43. DrPhowstus

    @91 — kelLIE! How they hanging? By the waist I suppose. If graphice details make you sick, you might wanna consider taking down all the mirrors at home. I’m just saying… alas #44 wasn’t me, but I appreciate it making you nauseous. My day is complete at 9:15am!

  44. wtf

    she’s been working on her fitness I’m her witness

  45. wtf

    G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S

  46. Dory

    The moron is wearing orange nail polish!

    And anyone who thinks the ho is Fergilicious or Glamorous because of one good set of photos has serious problems. Its like you thinking Tara Reid is hot because there has not been trashed photos of her for ages.She is gross!

  47. jrzmommy♠

    Nope, still ugly.

  48. Hey DrPlowShit Mofoooo- how is it that my boobs would be hanging,,,hello,,,boobs don’t hang at 18, asshole..

  49. DrPhowstus

    @98 — 18? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiight… Shoe size? Maybe. IQ? Probably. Circumference in inches for each ankle? Likely. Age? Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

  50. PLOWSHIT–for your 411, was born in
    1988..I think I freakin know how old I am, asshole…I think your nose is 18 inches, sure ain’t you dick…

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