Fergie showed up to the Class of Hope Prom 2007 looking like an actual female woman. I don’t know if she’s wearing a mask or makeup or what, but looking at her doesn’t make me instantly want to shield my crotch. Although to be fair, I’m used to her looking like this. She could’ve grown a second nose out of her forehead and it probably would’ve been an improvement.
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Hya Lou Zirz | April 23, 2007 at 11:52 am
(_*_) kiss it
bungoone | April 23, 2007 at 11:55 am
fergie vs. ivanka for best trashbag of the year award.
seriously, where do you even buy this stuff?
Fifth Stooge | April 23, 2007 at 11:55 am
#1- You have a chip on your shoulder huh?
biatcho | April 23, 2007 at 11:57 am
I think #1 just came up with the new “FRIST”.
F-Sucker | April 23, 2007 at 11:58 am
I know this much…….I’ll bet that girl can FUCK.
castanza | April 23, 2007 at 11:59 am
Fergilicious…
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 12:01 pm
Don’t get mad! Get Glad.
Looks like a fucking outer space towel.
MrSemprini | April 23, 2007 at 12:04 pm
No.
No!
NO.
NO!
NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!NO!
Absolutely not. No.
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 12:08 pm
She looks wonderful.
But…that neon nail polish has got to go.
IFuckingHateYou | April 23, 2007 at 12:09 pm
She has to wear clothes like this to hide his/her gigantic 12 inch penis.
Fucking tranny.
FRIST!!! | April 23, 2007 at 12:11 pm
Wow. That’s riveting journalism. Exciting news day. I gotta get a new job. I’m literally dying of boredom. DYING!!!!!
Charm | April 23, 2007 at 12:14 pm
she does look pretty good.
love the hair.
anothershityear | April 23, 2007 at 12:21 pm
seriously not that much has improved or changed
whenever she walks onstage she should walk in backwards, showing off her legs-and-ass and long hair from the back
learn to walk backwards 24/7 fergie
lead ass-first, leave ass-facing-out
no one needs to see the face
hey buttah-buttah-buttah, work your assets
bobbygou87 | April 23, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Goulet thinks jamie presley would be better after eating a new goulet bar. http://www.gouletbars.com
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:24 pm
TRANNY
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 12:25 pm
still fugly.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:25 pm
FRIST I can call you and breath heavy into the phone. Would that cheer you up
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:26 pm
It is nice to see that we are getting fashion tips from DanYELL
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Her face looks like ‘her’ face. She isn’t ugly.
I can’t say the same for Terri Hatcher, who is 10 years older than Fergie, but looks as if she’s 75 rather than 42.
veggi | April 23, 2007 at 12:27 pm
Stop it with your google bars. Nobody wants them, mmm k?
Hagman | April 23, 2007 at 12:27 pm
She kinda reminds me of stifflers mom :s
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 12:30 pm
Gumbo, get bent.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:31 pm
DanYELL Blow Me!
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Hagman she does, But you wanted to do Stifflers mom, Fergie makes you want to turn gay
flavio | April 23, 2007 at 12:32 pm
well, that’s a nice Hefty handle-tie bag she’s wearing there…i want another round of her in a bathing suit being pulled to look like a thong, this is just basically what she always looks like…
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 12:33 pm
Blow what?
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:35 pm
There is more to blow than you can get your big fucking mouth around
HughJorganthethird | April 23, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I think # 1 spends a wee bit too much time indoors, with his cats.
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 12:40 pm
I’ll pass.
[ AIDS ]isn’t on my “What I Want in 2007″ list I made up for New Year’s.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 12:50 pm
Danielle’s “What I want in 2007″
1 – Male German Shepard so I can get laid
2 – Extreme Makeover from ABC
3 – A new brain from the great Oz
4 – Vaginal reconstrustion surgery.
5 – Anal reduction surgery.
Your right AIDs was not on your list
NicotineEyePatch | April 23, 2007 at 12:56 pm
She looks like she just got out of the sauna. Or had one of those quick showers you take after the gym or after a midafternoon fuck break, only she doesn’t seem clean. Then the tinfoil spa wrap just adds to the whole ‘steam room chic’ element.
Baked potatoes with weaves don’t normally wear high heels, so I can only conclude that this is Fergie, and she may have showered or sauna-ed, which might trick some of you into thinking she looks good.
Don’t fall for it.
DrPhowstus | April 23, 2007 at 12:56 pm
@30 — You forget:
#6 – increase in welfare benefits allotment
#7 – sense of humor
#8 – chastity
#9 – 9th kid
#10 – a life
In other words, the same things she wanted last year.
HughJorganthethird | April 23, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#30 and 32. Just stop it you heartless bastards. Don’t you know nothing hurts more than being the butt of un-funny, over used jokes from random people you don’t know on the internet.
Well maybe syphilis, but your the experts on that right?
Fishstick | April 23, 2007 at 1:01 pm
my baked potato with cornrows wears combat boots, but no heels.
lambman | April 23, 2007 at 1:10 pm
wow, in the thumbnails it looks like Ali Larter (Heros) gained 20 pounds and had her face run over by a truck! Big step up for Fergie!
DrPhowstus | April 23, 2007 at 1:11 pm
#33 – ok, you’ve got a point. I think ordinary syphilis is painful enough, but my own affliction (anal syphilis) is excruciating. Just once, I’d like to smell my fingers and not be confronted with anal pus residue.
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 1:11 pm
Hey Doc,
I didn’t know you could count that high. Looks like reading the back of cereal boxes did wonders for you. Congrats!
Gumbo:
That’s [You're] dumbass.
BTW- I found YOUR list in the local paper under the “Obituaries”.
1. Find a life
2. Save up money to get the life
3. Buy the life
4. Shoot myself
So sad.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:12 pm
@33 Fuck you Go crawl back under the rock you came from. If I want any lip from you, I will get it off my zipper
schack | April 23, 2007 at 1:17 pm
Don’t try to be a sexual tough guy, Jimbo. We all know girls hide from you whenever they can.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:17 pm
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU SO FUNNY DANIELLE. Can’t you come up with your own material? Coping everyone else just isn’t funny you dumb BITCH!!!
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:18 pm
No Schack only YOU hide!!!
Nikk The Templar | April 23, 2007 at 1:19 pm
What’s up with the freaky-ass bright orange fingernails & toenails???
BaldingSuperhero | April 23, 2007 at 1:20 pm
Nice nail polish. I guess orange is the new black…?
DrPhowstus | April 23, 2007 at 1:21 pm
Anyway, back on topic – Fergie actually looks hot in these pictures. I’ve never been with a tranny but if she were this hot in person, I’d be tempted to suck her dick. Only thing is, it can’t be one of those hormone-shrunken weenlets that – at best – grow to 5 thin inches and dribble out a couple drops of the thicksalty after 30 minutes of stroking. If I’m going to put that thing in my mouth (and elsewhere…wink wink), I want the full package!
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:30 pm
OK Thanks for that Dr Phowstus. That discription is going to leave a scare on my brain
The Superficial | April 23, 2007 at 1:35 pm
Sorry, I usually refrain from posting to the comment threads, but this one needed a bump to the top thread:
77. Posted by tits_on_snack on April 23, 2007 1:24 PM
Veggi… The idea of being pregnant used to creep me out too, in an “alien bursting forth from chest” kind of parasitic, something-inside-me way.
Then I grew up and stopped thinking like a little self absorbed awkward teenager.
LMAO!
daηielle™↵ | April 23, 2007 at 1:35 pm
@40.
Did you forget that your post @30 was based on my concept @ post 29? Dream on you pathetic little twit. I can count numerous times that you’ve recycled material from past posts. Go find a brain that actually works rather than trying to use your own, your comebacks are lame.
AND…
Ah hah! I count atleast 2 posts that disagree with Fergie’s choice of nail polish so…what was your point again, Gumbo?
wedge1 | April 23, 2007 at 1:49 pm
Looks like the trolling is going on fast & furious now.
Life is short for you Walrus!
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:51 pm
Danielle, you dumb shit!! It is not the fact that her nail polish is “freaky-ass bright orange” It was the hierocracy of you giving your 2 cents worth on fashion. You show up underdressed to a taping of Jerry Springer. I think it is time for you to go check the mail and see if your welfare check has arrived. Then go down to your local liquor store get your bottle of Thunderbird and go pass out on the park bench like you do every afternoon.
Jimbo | April 23, 2007 at 1:58 pm
Wedge1 – I hope that you by that you mean the comment about you and your 52 year old dad is false??? That scared me