Fergie has outstanding fashion sense

August 22nd, 2007 // 115 Comments
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Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don’t hijack his car! You’ve been drinking!

If you truly hate yourself, here’s a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.

Photos: Splash

  1. jrzmommy

    Frenchy–No, dear, it means that you’ve developed your own personal sense of style and know what you like and what looks good on YOU and you aren’t going to be lead into the valley of Fashion Victomland just because someone else thinks something looks good. You act like you know so goddammed much about fashion yet you don’t get the essence or spirit of fashion at all….it’s about personal expression and finding your niche and if you find a “trend” interesting you take ONE element of a trend and update your look for a season…not run blindly to every store you can in an effort to wear every trend out there. My God, you are such a misinformed and unsophisticated gash.

  2. George Washington

    #81 Blue – I think I speak for more than one here in saying

    “No body really gives a rats ass on whats kicking in Europe”

    You blokes have always been behind the eight ball in this arena and quite a few others for that matter.

    The red coats have left the building…

  3. bottlesandcansjustclapyourhands

    98–If you really think wearing purple pants up to your chin is fashionable, we’ll just take whatever criticism you have of us old farts with a grain of salt.

  4. Texas Tranny

    @95
    “banana hammock”

    LOL

  5. Shallow Val

    98 – french

    Oh, are you addressing me, 49? I’m sure you were the one wearing the neon orange laces in your LA gears, with your side-pony held on with your banana clip, rightie-oh? I care about my looks that’s why I don’t look like a god damned sheep. Bahhhhhhhhh! That’s why I always look different instead of looking like a doppelganger. Go jump off a cliff, lemming, and leave the fashion to the ones who make the trends. The forward thinkers. Age of Aquarius and all that rot, you silly git.

    I concur with what jrzmommy said 100 %, including the gash comment.

    Don’t mess with the big dogs, babygirl, you’ll get peed on.

  6. zsa zsa sue

    Hey don’t make fun of fashion.

  7. Ooba Gooba

    My God, this chick just keeps getting uglier. I don’t even want to think about what she will look like in 15-20 years. Probably pretty close to Wacko Jacko. Just hideous.

  8. Disco Stu

    The 80s never ended for some

  9. TS

    Just because the “trend” says it’s good looking doesn’t make it true. Whatever happened to good judgment? No matter how you slice it, that outfit is TERRIBLE. Clearly this chick did not look ion the birror before leaving the house. And if you do something because that’s the trend, doesn’t that make you “trendy”? Last time I checked, that wasn’t a good adjective.

  10. Lux

    I think the pants would cute if they were regular denim, not purple and she wore them with different shoes and a leather belt not patent.

  11. salmon

    yep -paula abduls’ sister

  12. STeve

    pitbull faced bitch let’s have Mike Vick take care of her

  13. 3Foot Lizard

    Fergie’s pimp dresses like crap.

  14. thesource

    Y’all obviously have never free-based crystal meth for 5 years – it does take a toll on the facial areas.

  15. It is good!
    I think he’s just dumb or high enough to have let the truth slip to impress his crush Jimmy Kimmel.

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