Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don’t hijack his car! You’ve been drinking!
If you truly hate yourself, here’s a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
Frist. Mehh.
i think i have to vomit
Wow. Fergie, huh? She looks like someone’s nana
i think i have to vomit
Great googly-moogly!
It just does not work. She looks like a lizard I once saw in Mexico.
No, I’m FRIST!!!
How many fucking times do I have to say that???
And, emily, I’m right with ya there. Both times.
I think she looks rather fashionable
heh, Fergie…
Cheah Baby!
#8
Get back to the circus clown!
come on over and give your granny Fergie some sugar *runs away screaming*
FIRST !!!
Yes !!!
Why does anyone care one bit about this ugly no-talent transvestite?
Its Grannylicious
I’ll be the first to say it……………
She looks like a tranny.
Tee Hee
Damn…………..
Wow, this woman turns me on.
Those lips could do wonders.
Texas Tranny, please tell us you’re hotter than this thing. I mean, I’m a fishmonger, but still, peeeeeuuuuu….
It’s a girdle of sorts for the modern day woman. Helps hold in Fergie’s pooch.
That trout mouth is hot. mmm…
Fugly she is.. how about the nails in pic 7, they match the snaps on her pants, nice touch.
jumping jesus on a pogo stick. wtf kind of editorial is that, fish? this writer needs to be shown the door.
She is a terrible, ugly disgrace.
FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
When I see Fergie, all I can think of is one word:
Clown Acne
That outfit is so fucking 1980′s, it is sick.
@19
I like to think I’m better looking than this.
The more popular they get the more ridiculous their outfits are. Either she’s dressed like a 15 year old tacky tart or an effing clown. She has a nice body, fucking own it bitch and dress better. I liked when she had that kinda street, kinda military, kinda cool boots look from 4 years ago.
Ick.
She looks like a fist with a face drawn on it and wearing a fucking wig.
@ picture 6
what a numb Nlgger
I kinda like the pants…the high waist is flattering…if you HAVE a waist, that is.
She is hiding a Jolie Kid in that bag!
Not that Angie will notice ( at least not until the next photo op. )
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
She took that whole ‘Party like it’s 1985′ thing a bit too literally.
Its Barney with tits…
For Fergie, just going out with pants that aren’t urine soaked and crusted is an improvement.
No talent skanky bitch.
The pants would be cute if they were a nice dark blue wash. The purple is just hideous.
Oh yea BTW….Fergie is seriously one ugly broad. She always looks like shes been stung by a bee in the face.
Purple, yes, Purple ridiculously high-waisted pencil peg leg pants, open toe patent leather stillettoe pumps and a bag the size of Nebraska.
For the sake of all things holy, DO NOT LET this happen to you!
@30 shut up
#36 HA
@38
Thanks for pointing out the fuck-me-pumps.
Nice shoes.
Looks like Dan Marino’s off the Nutrisystem. Ought to get some stronger sunscreen too.
wost joke ever
29 – Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa
Jeez, you’re funny. Always love your posts. Is she related to Senor Wenceslas? (is that rite?)
She is rockin’ the Versace duck lips and those regrettable slacks. This is the forrunning symptom of a fashion disaster. Remind me to stab these eyes.
Hey #33 Regular Joe
I came up with Clown Pimple
All you could do was
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
you’re a douche.
i think krazihotkelli’s sleeping.
i wonder what her dreams are like…
she doesn’t dream.
I’ll say it again…..Leave the 80′s where they are, in the past. That includes:
-heels with shorts
-biker shorts
-guido pants
-pumps with little frilly “Deborah Foreman” type socks
-neon ANYTHING
-big hair and AQUANET
-skinny jeans (YES I SAID IT)
-capezios
-leggings (YEAH, I SAID IT AGAIN!)
-motorcycle jackets on non-cycle-riding people
-banana clips as fashion accessories
-fashion accessories
-lip liner
-Ray Bans
-Reebok soft aerobic sneakers
Please feel free to add more.
Great body – bad, bad pants. AND a butter face.