Fergie has outstanding fashion sense

August 22nd, 2007 // 115 Comments
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Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don’t hijack his car! You’ve been drinking!

If you truly hate yourself, here’s a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.

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Comments (115)

  1. Alex | August 22, 2007 at 11:18 am

    Frist. Mehh.

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  2. emily | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am

    i think i have to vomit

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  3. SuperLeeshka | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am

    Wow. Fergie, huh? She looks like someone’s nana

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  4. emily | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am

    i think i have to vomit

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  5. Chauncey Gardner | August 22, 2007 at 11:20 am

    Great googly-moogly!

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  6. big | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am

    It just does not work. She looks like a lizard I once saw in Mexico.

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  7. FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am

    No, I’m FRIST!!!
    How many fucking times do I have to say that???
    And, emily, I’m right with ya there. Both times.

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  8. erdgadfgasdg | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am

    I think she looks rather fashionable

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  9. Guy | August 22, 2007 at 11:22 am

    heh, Fergie…

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  10. Try ME | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am

    Cheah Baby!

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  11. Guy | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am

    #8

    Get back to the circus clown!

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  12. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am

    come on over and give your granny Fergie some sugar *runs away screaming*

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  13. Try ME | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am

    FIRST !!!

    Yes !!!

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  14. Sportsdvl | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Why does anyone care one bit about this ugly no-talent transvestite?

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  15. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am

    Its Grannylicious

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  16. Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:25 am

    I’ll be the first to say it……………

    She looks like a tranny.

    Tee Hee

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  17. Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Damn…………..

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  18. Bone Boy | August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am

    Wow, this woman turns me on.
    Those lips could do wonders.

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  19. veggi | August 22, 2007 at 11:27 am

    Texas Tranny, please tell us you’re hotter than this thing. I mean, I’m a fishmonger, but still, peeeeeuuuuu….

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  20. 1MILF Hunter | August 22, 2007 at 11:29 am

    It’s a girdle of sorts for the modern day woman. Helps hold in Fergie’s pooch.

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  21. Hemlock Queen | August 22, 2007 at 11:32 am

    That trout mouth is hot. mmm…

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  22. Taylor | August 22, 2007 at 11:35 am

    Fugly she is.. how about the nails in pic 7, they match the snaps on her pants, nice touch.

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  23. p0nk | August 22, 2007 at 11:36 am

    jumping jesus on a pogo stick. wtf kind of editorial is that, fish? this writer needs to be shown the door.

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  24. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:38 am

    She is a terrible, ugly disgrace.

    FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  25. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:39 am

    When I see Fergie, all I can think of is one word:

    Clown Acne

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  26. adeliza | August 22, 2007 at 11:41 am

    That outfit is so fucking 1980′s, it is sick.

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  27. Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:43 am

    @19
    I like to think I’m better looking than this.

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  28. MammaJamma | August 22, 2007 at 11:46 am

    The more popular they get the more ridiculous their outfits are. Either she’s dressed like a 15 year old tacky tart or an effing clown. She has a nice body, fucking own it bitch and dress better. I liked when she had that kinda street, kinda military, kinda cool boots look from 4 years ago.

    Ick.

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  29. Chauncey Gardner | August 22, 2007 at 11:50 am

    She looks like a fist with a face drawn on it and wearing a fucking wig.

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  30. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:51 am

    @ picture 6

    what a numb Nlgger

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  31. Carrie | August 22, 2007 at 11:51 am

    I kinda like the pants…the high waist is flattering…if you HAVE a waist, that is.

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  32. yuck | August 22, 2007 at 11:52 am

    She is hiding a Jolie Kid in that bag!

    Not that Angie will notice ( at least not until the next photo op. )

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  33. regular joe | August 22, 2007 at 11:53 am

    FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!

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  34. Malffy Hernandes | August 22, 2007 at 11:54 am

    She took that whole ‘Party like it’s 1985′ thing a bit too literally.

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  35. Morning Wood | August 22, 2007 at 11:55 am

    Its Barney with tits…

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  36. regular joe | August 22, 2007 at 11:57 am

    For Fergie, just going out with pants that aren’t urine soaked and crusted is an improvement.

    No talent skanky bitch.

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  37. Mick | August 22, 2007 at 11:58 am

    The pants would be cute if they were a nice dark blue wash. The purple is just hideous.
    Oh yea BTW….Fergie is seriously one ugly broad. She always looks like shes been stung by a bee in the face.

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  38. my comment | August 22, 2007 at 11:59 am

    Purple, yes, Purple ridiculously high-waisted pencil peg leg pants, open toe patent leather stillettoe pumps and a bag the size of Nebraska.

    For the sake of all things holy, DO NOT LET this happen to you!

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  39. The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:59 am

    @30 shut up

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  40. Mick | August 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm

    #36 HA

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  41. Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 12:01 pm

    @38
    Thanks for pointing out the fuck-me-pumps.

    Nice shoes.

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  42. ibestevie | August 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    Looks like Dan Marino’s off the Nutrisystem. Ought to get some stronger sunscreen too.

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  43. lambman | August 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm

    wost joke ever

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  44. LaVale | August 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm

    29 – Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa

    Jeez, you’re funny. Always love your posts. Is she related to Senor Wenceslas? (is that rite?)

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  45. ziggurat | August 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm

    She is rockin’ the Versace duck lips and those regrettable slacks. This is the forrunning symptom of a fashion disaster. Remind me to stab these eyes.

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  46. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm

    Hey #33 Regular Joe

    I came up with Clown Pimple

    All you could do was

    FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!

    you’re a douche.

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  47. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm

    i think krazihotkelli’s sleeping.

    i wonder what her dreams are like…

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  48. Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:29 pm

    she doesn’t dream.

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  49. Shallow Val | August 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm

    I’ll say it again…..Leave the 80′s where they are, in the past. That includes:

    -heels with shorts
    -biker shorts
    -guido pants
    -pumps with little frilly “Deborah Foreman” type socks
    -neon ANYTHING
    -big hair and AQUANET
    -skinny jeans (YES I SAID IT)
    -capezios
    -leggings (YEAH, I SAID IT AGAIN!)
    -motorcycle jackets on non-cycle-riding people
    -banana clips as fashion accessories
    -fashion accessories
    -lip liner
    -Ray Bans
    -Reebok soft aerobic sneakers

    Please feel free to add more.

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  50. Jillblondie | August 22, 2007 at 12:41 pm

    Great body – bad, bad pants. AND a butter face.

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