Here’s the part where I write a hilarious joke that makes women take off their pants and men cry because they’re not me. I’m a service to the community, I know. But look, my penis saw this picture and ran off screaming. The little huge guy is almost two blocks away and – Jesus, he just beat up a lumberjack! Wait, no, don’t hijack his car! You’ve been drinking!
If you truly hate yourself, here’s a few more pics of Fergie in her hot pants.
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| Celebrities' Real Names Exposed – Newser | |
| No bras here. – The Chive |
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Alex | August 22, 2007 at 11:18 am
Frist. Mehh.
emily | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am
i think i have to vomit
SuperLeeshka | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am
Wow. Fergie, huh? She looks like someone’s nana
emily | August 22, 2007 at 11:19 am
i think i have to vomit
Chauncey Gardner | August 22, 2007 at 11:20 am
Great googly-moogly!
big | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am
It just does not work. She looks like a lizard I once saw in Mexico.
FRIST!!! | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am
No, I’m FRIST!!!
How many fucking times do I have to say that???
And, emily, I’m right with ya there. Both times.
erdgadfgasdg | August 22, 2007 at 11:21 am
I think she looks rather fashionable
Guy | August 22, 2007 at 11:22 am
heh, Fergie…
Try ME | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am
Cheah Baby!
Guy | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am
#8
Get back to the circus clown!
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:23 am
come on over and give your granny Fergie some sugar *runs away screaming*
Try ME | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am
FIRST !!!
Yes !!!
Sportsdvl | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am
Why does anyone care one bit about this ugly no-talent transvestite?
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:24 am
Its Grannylicious
Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:25 am
I’ll be the first to say it……………
She looks like a tranny.
Tee Hee
Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
Damn…………..
Bone Boy | August 22, 2007 at 11:26 am
Wow, this woman turns me on.
Those lips could do wonders.
veggi | August 22, 2007 at 11:27 am
Texas Tranny, please tell us you’re hotter than this thing. I mean, I’m a fishmonger, but still, peeeeeuuuuu….
1MILF Hunter | August 22, 2007 at 11:29 am
It’s a girdle of sorts for the modern day woman. Helps hold in Fergie’s pooch.
Hemlock Queen | August 22, 2007 at 11:32 am
That trout mouth is hot. mmm…
Taylor | August 22, 2007 at 11:35 am
Fugly she is.. how about the nails in pic 7, they match the snaps on her pants, nice touch.
p0nk | August 22, 2007 at 11:36 am
jumping jesus on a pogo stick. wtf kind of editorial is that, fish? this writer needs to be shown the door.
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:38 am
She is a terrible, ugly disgrace.
FERGUSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:39 am
When I see Fergie, all I can think of is one word:
Clown Acne
adeliza | August 22, 2007 at 11:41 am
That outfit is so fucking 1980′s, it is sick.
Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 11:43 am
@19
I like to think I’m better looking than this.
MammaJamma | August 22, 2007 at 11:46 am
The more popular they get the more ridiculous their outfits are. Either she’s dressed like a 15 year old tacky tart or an effing clown. She has a nice body, fucking own it bitch and dress better. I liked when she had that kinda street, kinda military, kinda cool boots look from 4 years ago.
Ick.
Chauncey Gardner | August 22, 2007 at 11:50 am
She looks like a fist with a face drawn on it and wearing a fucking wig.
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 11:51 am
@ picture 6
what a numb Nlgger
Carrie | August 22, 2007 at 11:51 am
I kinda like the pants…the high waist is flattering…if you HAVE a waist, that is.
yuck | August 22, 2007 at 11:52 am
She is hiding a Jolie Kid in that bag!
Not that Angie will notice ( at least not until the next photo op. )
regular joe | August 22, 2007 at 11:53 am
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
Malffy Hernandes | August 22, 2007 at 11:54 am
She took that whole ‘Party like it’s 1985′ thing a bit too literally.
Morning Wood | August 22, 2007 at 11:55 am
Its Barney with tits…
regular joe | August 22, 2007 at 11:57 am
For Fergie, just going out with pants that aren’t urine soaked and crusted is an improvement.
No talent skanky bitch.
Mick | August 22, 2007 at 11:58 am
The pants would be cute if they were a nice dark blue wash. The purple is just hideous.
Oh yea BTW….Fergie is seriously one ugly broad. She always looks like shes been stung by a bee in the face.
my comment | August 22, 2007 at 11:59 am
Purple, yes, Purple ridiculously high-waisted pencil peg leg pants, open toe patent leather stillettoe pumps and a bag the size of Nebraska.
For the sake of all things holy, DO NOT LET this happen to you!
The One and Only REAL Goodman | August 22, 2007 at 11:59 am
@30 shut up
Mick | August 22, 2007 at 12:00 pm
#36 HA
Texas Tranny | August 22, 2007 at 12:01 pm
@38
Thanks for pointing out the fuck-me-pumps.
Nice shoes.
ibestevie | August 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm
Looks like Dan Marino’s off the Nutrisystem. Ought to get some stronger sunscreen too.
lambman | August 22, 2007 at 12:05 pm
wost joke ever
LaVale | August 22, 2007 at 12:20 pm
29 – Hahhhhhaaaaaaaa
Jeez, you’re funny. Always love your posts. Is she related to Senor Wenceslas? (is that rite?)
ziggurat | August 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
She is rockin’ the Versace duck lips and those regrettable slacks. This is the forrunning symptom of a fashion disaster. Remind me to stab these eyes.
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:25 pm
Hey #33 Regular Joe
I came up with Clown Pimple
All you could do was
FERGIE -NAUSEOUS!!
you’re a douche.
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:27 pm
i think krazihotkelli’s sleeping.
i wonder what her dreams are like…
Faggot | August 22, 2007 at 12:29 pm
she doesn’t dream.
Shallow Val | August 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
I’ll say it again…..Leave the 80′s where they are, in the past. That includes:
-heels with shorts
-biker shorts
-guido pants
-pumps with little frilly “Deborah Foreman” type socks
-neon ANYTHING
-big hair and AQUANET
-skinny jeans (YES I SAID IT)
-capezios
-leggings (YEAH, I SAID IT AGAIN!)
-motorcycle jackets on non-cycle-riding people
-banana clips as fashion accessories
-fashion accessories
-lip liner
-Ray Bans
-Reebok soft aerobic sneakers
Please feel free to add more.
Jillblondie | August 22, 2007 at 12:41 pm
Great body – bad, bad pants. AND a butter face.