Fergie launches thing

Fergie launched her Viva Glam IV lipstick for M.A.C Cosmetics yesterday in Los Angeles. Not exactly sure what the thought process was in choosing Fergie, but that said, here are some slogans for their ad campaign. I’m a helper.

M.A.C: We can make Fergie look like she’s always been a woman. Almost.
M.A.C: No more drinking at the office. For real.
M.A.C: She just showed up and started holding things up to her face. We dunno.
M.A.C: Because trannies have money, too. Or Jim in research is fired.
M.A.C: Mulligan!

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