Fergie is still a tranny

February 1st, 2007 // 117 Comments




  1. llllllllll

    #49 what? Are those you’re repressed dad feeling emerging?

  2. badattitood

    #19, that’s pure gold!

    May I humbly submit:

    B-to the U-to tha T-T-E-R-F-A-C-E

  3. Jenster

    #52, i concurm total butterface.
    I dont get why guys seem to like her,
    She looks like my Uncle Frank

  4. Jenster

    i ment “concur”
    aparently, im an idiot today.

  5. llllllllll

    Yeah but can Frank wear skinny jeans like her?

  6. soozarooz

    are you sure that’s fergie? i thought it was bret michaels. http://www.bretmichaels.com/store.htm

  7. ERLynx

    fergalicious def.
    everyone else go blind.

  8. forlorn angel

    Dear god… what the hell happened to her? Better yet, who ever her make-up artist and stylist are, they sure as hell earn their keep when she does concerts and awards shows, cause on her own she looks like shit. Leathery face, nappy hair… and one funky shaped body… nothing fergalicious about that… yech!!!

  9. LoneWolf

    Her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
    And they’re like
    It’s better than yours,
    Damn right it’s better than yours,
    She can teach you,
    But she has to charge

    She knows you want….whatever, Fergie bores me. Gwen Stefani 2.0, she is.

  10. D'oh Eyes

    “I would SO fuck me.”

  11. NipseyRussell

    Slap a Bozo wig on that and you’ve got Carrot Top.

  12. combustion8

    meth is bad mmkaaaay

  13. magickal

    Wow, she looks really piggy today. I mean pretty. Truly Butterful! I mean beautiful! I can totally see why a hottie like Josh. D. would want to hide the salami in that.

  14. cole007

    tsarinaamanda – Awesome rant on the jeans. I’m too tired as a person to even buy pants. I just go bottomless like Brit Brit, but I digress… did no one say:




  15. Cardinal Ximenez

    The devil has Fergified upon her face. Depart, then, transgressor. Depart, seducer, full of lies and cunning, foe of virtue, persecutor of the innocent. Give place, abominable creature, give way, you monster, give way to Christ, in whom you found none of your works. For He has already stripped you of your powers and laid waste your kingdom, bound you prisoner and plundered your weapons. He has cast you forth into the outer darkness, where everlasting ruin awaits you and your abettors. To what purpose do you insolently resist? To what purpose do you brazenly refuse? For you are guilty before almighty God, whose laws you have transgressed. You are guilty before His Son, our Lord Jesus Christ, whom you presumed to tempt, whom you dared to nail to the cross. You are guilty before the whole human race, to whom you prof erred by your enticements the poisoned cup of death.

  16. BarbadoSlim

    Amen your eminence, A fucking MEN

  17. Lowlands

    Once when i was a kid,i was making funny faces to my granma.My grandmother told me to stop with that immediately,otherwise my face would stay for the rest of my life in one of those funny expressions.I’ll bet Fergie her grandmother forgot to tell her that…

  18. Cardinal Ximenez

    This will not be easy… the demon gorgo-phallus has manefested in the face of the Fergilicious one.


  19. Craig & "em"

    Since when did Carrot Top dye his hair blonde, and why may I ask are his pictures being posted under a Fergie article?

    Why does looking at these Carrot Top pictues make me think of clowns, and why does it make me scared to go to sleep (or masturbate)at night?

    So many questions…so little time!

  20. RichPort



    Um, I don’t get it.

    RPLTC, with extraordinary enthusiasm!

  21. metaphor

    Kid Rock?

  22. D'oh Eyes

    “I need an old priest and a young priest!”

    “The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!”

  23. RichPort

    Oh, did your mom finally wire the basement computer to the Internet, or did you take the bus to the public library?

    Fucking homo, …

  24. Shadow*Walker

    Sometimes I like to softly pull my penis as I imagine Fergie’s manly hands caressing my nipples, and Tori Spelling scandelously stripteasing. Does that make me gay? Or just really into beastiality..?

  25. 23apples

    #45 – “high-waisted shit? Zippers on the sides of acid-washed, pleated jeans?” haha, i can’t wait till those come back in style!
    #57, 40, 47 – hahah!! hillarious.. i don’t know why i bother drinking anything while reading these comments, i’m going to ruin my computer.

    so, really, what the hell is she doing in the last picture?? it looks flesh colored past her zipper.. is she going to pull a Britney and take her pants off, revealing everything underneath? Wait, stupid question.. if she took her pants off everyone would find out she had a penis.
    Also, what is with that ring shes wearing.. its horrible.

  26. BarbadoSlim

    @74, that’d be bestiality, totally.

  27. BarbadoSlim

    Oh, and Tori Spelling?

    you sicken me.

  28. PunjabPete

    GODDAMN… The Mexican Tranny I saw at 7/11 yesterday looked more like a woman than she does… What is she doing in that last pic? Feeling where her penis used to be?

  29. woodhorse

    I’m pretty sure that’s Tom Waits.

  30. Shadow*Walker

    #77 Don’t knock it ’till you try it. You might just find that it’s the most orgasmic experience in your life. There’s just something about beating off to a horse..

  31. heyheyhey

    as Chris Rock once said, in his famous single “No Sex in the Champagne Room”–

    take off that silly ass hat.

  32. Kayla

    When did Kid Rock get a sex change?

  33. Shelley Bonnechance

    Egad. Be still, my lunch.

  34. is that a fact....

    you dorks, she’s not cute that’s for sure and can’t figure out why that cute guy that used to be on all my children wants to be even see with her (maybe she’s fun?)… but dang, in the last pic, she is just checking her zipper. I do that myself now and then.

  35. Ren

    You tuck that penis in Ferg.
    Can’t be letting the meat slip..no one wants a penis in their Candies ads.

  36. sid

    Kid Rock. Slash…kinda funny.

    I can’t even imagine her as an angry dominatrix. Useless.

  37. drewmansgirl

    Wow. How did someone who’s an okay singer, possibly a transexual, not at all attractive, get a singing career and a super-hottie like Josh Duhamel? Life is fucking unfair… I’m prettier and sound better whe I sing? HOW COME I DON’T HAVE A MULTI MILLION DOLLAR CONTRACT????????????

  38. Shiroi Usagi

    I really do feel sorry for the guy who has to wake up in bed next to her in the mornings..

    Or maybe transexualism is this guys thing?

  39. pumpkinpye

    Axl Rose looks hot in those fancy red hot pants!!!! Fergie has a butterface. Everything is good, but her face.


  41. Mick

    At first glance I thought it was Sienna Miller with no make up.
    She is so ugly…. But Britney Spears is much worse and in comparison makes Fergie look hot.

  42. Mick

    She is so pear shaped, her thighs are HUGE!

  43. outoftown

    um okay there is someone with a screename yolatengo? do i smell an indierock presence in superfishworld.

  44. cayana

    Why does her face look so swollen? Is that the new treatment for wrinkles or something, inject 2 gallons of fluid into your face?

  45. tsarinaamanda


    Glad you enjoyed my rant…God DAMN I hate those things!!! Whenever I see someone wearing them, my urge to kill rises…rises…rises…

  46. Mr. Fritz

    I never understood the popularity of The Black Eyed Peas and this sack of shit. She scares me.

  47. Rogue


  48. AnnoyingPseud

    All comments now exhausted about Fergie – she of the inability to remember her own age…’uuhhh, is it, 32 or was it 37, maybe could be perhaps 35?’ Whatever, but the beastie she’s a big un.

    To she who mentioned the attire…”What’s next, high-waisted shit? Zippers on the sides of acid-washed, pleated jeans? Leggings…oh, wait….GOD DAMMIT!”

    This coming season, prepare your ass & thighs for high waisted pantaloons again! Wooo Eeee! Imagine all the ample arses across America sighing in relief at having to no longer try to squeeze in low-riders or even mid-rises. Now it back to having an ass that looks like it starts at your waist and ends at the knees.

    Hang onto your boot & flare cuts. I saw pleats at the Gap today. I ran out of the store.

  49. shanonorato

    What an ugly, talentless, big hipped fucko.

  50. kimmy23

    She looks like Renee Zellweger in the first picture.

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