Fergie is a terrible live performer

May 20th, 2008 // 171 Comments

Fergie performed/butchered the Heart classic “Barracuda” this morning on The Today Show (video after the jump). Talk about insulting. It’s a documented fact that I heart Heart. Anyway, during the song Fergie decided to pretend she was fellating her guitar player which, you know, hey, that’s rock n’ roll. But, for the record, her audience was stocked with parents and children, I shitteth thee not! I’m sure lots of questions were asked on the drive home particularly the always awkward, “Mommy, why did that man dress like a lady and make the baby Jesus cry?”

Photos: Splash News, Video: MSNBC
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  1. Arguman

    Ok, let me add that her voice is almost decent in this, though she struggles with some of the higher notes.
    It would have been better if she wasn’t trying to imitate Nancy Wilson, if she didn’t make a Guns ‘n Roses reference, and if she didn’t say Sock-it-to-me!

    But, seriously, “sock-it-to-me” indeed. Nixon would be proud.

    Oh, and obviously if she remembered she was doing a damn MORNING show, which doesn’t have an age limit (afaik), there are kids in the audience, there are old people in the audience, there are living beings in the audience, and didn’t act like a total douche.

  2. DTD84

    Ok, first of all, if any parent brings their kid to watch Fergie and DOESN’T expect them to be corrupted, they are idiots. I was a bit dissapointed, expecting some awesome head-bobbing action from Fergie, only to be rewarded with a half-assed humping motion, and cartwheels(wtf?). Still the ass shaking fest near the end was a bonus…..

  3. jen.

    That was truly bizarre, but please, that was not her pretending to FELLATE.
    Also, she pulls off those pants incredibly well.
    Her face, however, is pretty scary, and the entire performance made me cringe.

  4. Fasc(ion)ist(a)

    OH-MY-GOD! You people are sick as hell and fu¢king hiLARious. I have not been able to breathe, wipe the tears away fast enough, or get the image of “the horrified boy scouts” out of my head for 12 solid minutes!

  5. phoebe

    i couldnt even watch the whol thing. my ears hurt.

  6. Brittany@mac.com

    This is atrocious…

  7. Sergio

    This bitch aint no Ann Wilson!

  8. zengoth

    zengoth sayz > fergie rulezz _ pataphysique a.k.a. subatomaric paraloadin vz brainpeeelin ___-:)

  9. man ill fuk that sweet milf sideways anyday

  10. Savannah

    Fergie is raw so if they dont like her dancen and dont think it good 4 kids then dont let kids see it but fergie is got a beautful voice and she is really not that bad so lay off and she is prretty

    -SAVANNAH

  11. Savannah

    Fergie is raw so if they dont like her dancen and dont think it good 4 kids then dont let kids see it but fergie is got a beautful voice and she is really not that bad so lay off and she is prretty

    -SAVANNAH

  12. Roar

    Aaargh, i hate that woman. Why does everybody think she is so hot? Her flippin face is full of plastic, it looks terrible.
    Thanks for ruining a great group manwhore!

  13. Brunettes Take Over

    FUCKING LOL!!! Cartwheels and Welcome to the Jungle…..how awful and so damn funny. Fergie….what happened to you girl, this sucked!

  14. FERGIE IS THE BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  15. SWEET! Check it out, http://www.lasvegasnightlifenetwork.com/events/new-years-eve-lavo-nightclub Fergie is hosting an event at LAVO Nightclub in Las Vegas for New Year’s Eve. I know I’ll be there.

  16. big pop

    wow. that was awkward.
    my favorite part is at 2:50, when she starts writhing on the floor in front of those little kids…
    there’s a whole bunch of little boys that became men on that day.

  17. I saw here with the stones recently and thought she was pretty good.

  18. freat
    Commented on this photo:

    i want to cum on her ass

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