Fergie performed/butchered the Heart classic “Barracuda” this morning on The Today Show (video after the jump). Talk about insulting. It’s a documented fact that I heart Heart. Anyway, during the song Fergie decided to pretend she was fellating her guitar player which, you know, hey, that’s rock n’ roll. But, for the record, her audience was stocked with parents and children, I shitteth thee not! I’m sure lots of questions were asked on the drive home particularly the always awkward, “Mommy, why did that man dress like a lady and make the baby Jesus cry?”
Photos: Splash News, Video: MSNBC
stormpathos | May 20, 2008 at 1:00 pm
fltc. oh, and first.
gits | May 20, 2008 at 1:05 pm
Ironically the kids’ pants were completely dry.
Ed | May 20, 2008 at 1:06 pm
Lotta kids sleeping with their lights on tonight.
Blind Gay Morbidly Obese Fan | May 20, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I don’t know what you guys are talking about, she looks great!!! Almost as hot as Britney in her adorable bikini!!!
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 20, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Heh heh heh… what a pisser…
dude in irvine | May 20, 2008 at 1:11 pm
Fucking Fergie.
I used to say that any Fergie performance where she’s not so strung out on drugs that she pisses her pants is welcome.
I was wrong. Good lord, this woman CANNOT sing.
Red Ice | February 7, 2011 at 4:05 pm
Fergie can fuck up ANYTHING!!!! She is sucha strung out BITCH it is ridiculos….
Red Ice | February 7, 2011 at 4:09 pm
SING !!! your right too strung out to even carry a note…JUST SAY NO FERGIE!!!!! To all of it… make a better whore than anything else… PULL THE TRAIN dumb bitch…CAUSE YOU CAN’T SING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vince Lombardi | May 20, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Every woman who looks like her should be required to wear those pants.
Jrz | May 20, 2008 at 1:14 pm
Kids Incorporated
veggi | May 20, 2008 at 1:15 pm
Susan in accounting just did the ‘I fuck for change stripper crawl’ over to the copy machine.. She’s so silly..
bb | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I would lick her meth tainted cunt if I had the chance. I love this fucking whore!
thufir | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
If you are going to wear heels that high shouldn’t your ass have at least an ounce of definition? Half an ounce
Elliot_Spitz_On_Her | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
#9 – HAHAHAHAHA
Andres | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
This is disturbing on so many levels…. the horrendous voice, pathetic dancing, the freaked out kids, it’s amazing that talentless clowns like this meth-addicted tranny otherwise known as Fergie can muster the nerve to perform live, where real musicians and talented producers aren’t there to mask her grotesqueness
luckyglinda | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
pants too tight, I can see her dick, not impressive.
Lauren | May 20, 2008 at 1:18 pm
I guess you would have to do cartwheels to try and distract from the fact that your voice is pitiful in comparision to Ann Wilson. What a tranny…
Binky | May 20, 2008 at 1:19 pm
Well at least she threw in a few somersaults to take your mind off the music.
Binky | May 20, 2008 at 1:22 pm
(Lauren and I are obviously part time gymnastic coaches)
LeFarge | May 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
at least she didn’t pee her pants
nipolian | May 20, 2008 at 1:26 pm
Fergie’s destiny lies somewhere around pages 96 and 107 in the September issue of Hustler magazine.
Bigheadmike | May 20, 2008 at 1:27 pm
Smokin’…….
Em | May 20, 2008 at 1:30 pm
At least she can still do her Kids Incorporated gymnastics, those poor kids in the front row are going to have nightmares for years.
It's me Fuckers | May 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
I love the boots she has on in the pictures!
Jumpin_J | May 20, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Sorry to bust your nuts, Lauren (#15), but Nancy Wilson sings lead in Heart, not Ann who played lead guitar. Also, if Fergie gets any heavier, she’ll need to borrow clothes from Ann.
Would’ve been better if they had MORE COWBELL!!!
Help ME!!!! | May 20, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Ann WIlson must be puking up her 3 dozen doughnuts she ate this morning! And what about ‘Herpie’s” lame-ass drummer… could any ONE drummer ruin a song more than this idiot? Poor old Denni Carramassi (Heart’s Original Drummer) has been dissed big time. I especially like the one-handed cartwheels!
Fergie’s new name is HERPIES
Pass it on!
She’s back on the crack!!!!
Boy in first row | May 20, 2008 at 1:33 pm
“Somebody brought tuna fish for lunch!”
Eliza | May 20, 2008 at 1:35 pm
THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST EMBARRASSING THINGS I HAVE EVER SEEN.
stizz | May 20, 2008 at 1:36 pm
#23 sorry dude, but you’re wrong-o. Nancy is the red head who played guitar, Anne is the fat dark haired one with the kick ass voice.
havoc | May 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm
Fergie blows dogs for quarters…….
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Anon | May 20, 2008 at 1:39 pm
The switch from “Barracuda” to “Welcome to the Jungle” makes me think someone played a lil too much Guitar Hero 3 and decided they were rock ‘n’ roll.
Sparqi | May 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I didn’t know the Today Show had a karaoke machine. Huh.
What’s with the fat pasty white-guy guitarist/bassist theme? I’m fairly certain the guy in the pink tie is my plumber.
bb | May 20, 2008 at 1:40 pm
#27. Your right on. Although back in the day, Ann was not that big of a fucking cow. Too bad she is now. Nancy is waaay hot back in the 80′s.
Haildamagewatch | May 20, 2008 at 1:46 pm
Hey #23, #27 is right. It’s your nuts that are busted.
When you sound so sure of yourself when you’re just wrong, well, you’re just PWNED!
samy | May 20, 2008 at 1:47 pm
She has on different boots while she’s convulsing all over the stage – no way she could have cartwheeled in those 5 inch heels!
Confused | May 20, 2008 at 1:47 pm
In the video she isn’t wearing hells. in the picture she is.
I’m confused.
Rev. C. Noevil | May 20, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Relax, you judgmental motherfuckers. It was all part of a sexual abstinence program being taught in their schools. Research has shown that incorporating a live performance by Fergie increases abstinence rates by 75%, and some remain chaste for life.
Richard McBeef | May 20, 2008 at 1:47 pm
i like how he is crawling around like a goddamn stripper at 2:50 with a bunch of 8 year olds about 2 feet away. seriously
Richard McBeef | May 20, 2008 at 1:50 pm
she looks like Rene Russo…
With a giant dick
Deva | May 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Well, at least she learned to stop pissing on herself. What? Too soon??
echoroc | May 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
i just watched this in the privacy of my living room and i hope no one saw.
Erica | May 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
What the FUCK is wrong with that lady?!???
Sorry…. I’m still mad at her for ruining the Peas…..
Anonymous | May 20, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Can someone please tell me how these no-talent hacks continue to get famous? I recall when a performer had to have at least a tiny shred of talent.
sharp as a marble | May 20, 2008 at 1:52 pm
yep. she’s performing like a stripper in front of kids and she looks like a tranny. yep. just in case anybody needed a mid-thread recap.
andy7171 | May 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm
I don’t know what you all are looking at, but I’d plow that into August!
Anonymous | May 20, 2008 at 1:53 pm
Jumpin J……you are incorrect……Ann Wilson is the lead singer…….Nancy is the guitarist……..
Satan | May 20, 2008 at 1:54 pm
#34 – she was wearing hells initially but I demanded that she take them off. That’s my domain.
Droopy The Penis | May 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Fergie’s face makes my penis sad.
Tapeworm | May 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Anyone else notice the rolls/folds of fat on her arm on the last picture, the one where’s she’s trying to blown her brains out with 2 of her fingers.
Also anyone notice all the pictures of her ass are from a 3/4 angle — not directly from behind. Probably would’ve required a fucking fisheye lens to fit that girth into one frame.
She probably sucked off some tatoo’ed union greybeard after the performance under the stage.
Anonymous | May 20, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Damn people, get it right! Carmassi was NOT the original drummer for Heart…..but he WAS the original drummer for Montrose…..FUCK!! Get your rock facts straight!!!!
Jetsetter | May 20, 2008 at 1:57 pm
#9 HAHAHAHAHA
Giomon_Rocks | May 20, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Oh the humanity! But seriously, she sucks ass.