Fergie in a bikini = I now believe she’s a woman

Here’s a shot of Fergie in the Bahamas over the weekend. While I often publicly question her gender, I will admit that maybe kind of sort of Josh Duhamel doesn’t entirely hate his penis after bedding this body. At least until he looks at Fergie’s face, then there’s lots of weeping and cursing. Mostly at God for being “such a fucking asshole douchebag trickster to create this manner of creature. Oh, you want to go again, baby? Shit, I’m only human. Say, would you mind wearing the pillow case this time? I mean, it is my birthday. Heart you.”

Tags: Bikini, Fergie