Fergie has a penis. It’s official.

July 20th, 2009 // 164 Comments

And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh Duhamel‘s marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and make sure she doesn’t come after these two with a wooden stake. Just to be safe.

Thanks to Meg and Lorenz who understand everything I say is infallible gospel truth. Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. Wow!

    It’s her “Butterfly” for Pete’s sake! C’mon….every gir’s got a “Butterfly” don’t they?

    I know I do and frankly, sometimes the bugger simply needs adjusting! ;)

  2. Wow!

    every * girl’s*

  3. Kellie

    I don’t understand what the big deal is about her looking manly….I think she’s actually very pretty and has a great effing body.

  4. DevilGirl

    Yerp, probably just a pad. Although she’s dumb for wearing a skirt on the rag. It’s just asking for trouble.

  5. commentor

    Dude looks like a lady

  6. Choxie

    I can’t believe it, over 100 posts and nobody mentions the three shots where Josh is pointing at it >.<

    Personally, I think its a little too bunched up looking to be a cock. Probably just a maximum overdrive insane heavy flow pad. I’ve heard she’s pissed herself onstage before so maybe she’s a bit on the incontinent side.

    If it is a penis, then good on her I guess.

    @ 63 Drag queens and trannies can tuck their wang-doodles up into themselves pretty efficiently, inconclusive evidence…

  7. Deacon Jones

    Her face is busted because she was a meth head folks!

    I can’t remember if it was this site or not, but I read an interview with her about her meth days.

    At her peak, she sat for 12 hours in her bedroom trying to talk a person she thought was in her hamper out of jumping out of it and killing her. She went to rehab the next day. Crystal meth – it’s a blast!

    Oh, and THAT GIRL JENN, when you’re at the Micky D’s drive-thru, do they just throw your happy meal into your car like a football, or attach the bag to a mop handle?

  8. Pcosta

    She’s always been a filthy nigger-lover, so this is just another reason for “him” to burn. Disgusting fucking trash.

  9. sim

    #10′s an angry fat woman

  10. Nice photos:)))) but still not that sure about;)

  11. @53 yeah, could be an adult diaper, didn’t she pee herself onstage once?

  12. Seriously?

    #89 –

    Did you seriously just call us idiots? Really?

    Oh wait, let me spell this out so you can read it…

    Dide u cerealusly jst kall us idiouts? Lk reely?

  13. sarah

    oh. that’s obviously the skirt is bunched up because of a zipper.
    yeah, i think most girls hate zippers because they do that.

  14. HoodFellaz

    I’m sure theres at least 1 tranny in these singers or actresses in hollywood.

    Is it her ?

    Who knows.

  15. de

    its a pad, in conjunction with the material bunching
    she may have a manly but her body isn’t manly
    the main giveaway that it’s a tranny is the shape of the legs and hers look feminine

  16. de

    manly face*

  17. Probably not

    @ 106: He’s not pointing at her crotch. In the 2D composition of the picture his finger is directing the viewer there. But in 3D reality, he is pointing away from her, both times. It’s only two pics (one is a close-up).

    I don’t think she’s a man. She’s directly in front of the paps and looking down at her snatch to boot. This isn’t unintentional grabbing. The jean skirt is bunching while it looks like she’s either rubbing something off of it with her thumb or she’s fixing the bunching. Her hands in the wrong place for the pad or adult diaper theory. And there’s just no way she’s got a dick. She’s been too scantly or tightly clad too many times for that to slip by.

  18. anonymous

    it doesn’t matter I fuck her anyway…
    fergilicious!!!

  19. WHAT’S SHE GONNA DO WITH ALL THAT JUNK,

    all that junk hangin’ out her funk? She’s gonna get get get you drunk, get you drunk on her she-male spunk.

    Fergie seems nice and socially awkward.

  20. Roxy

    Ladies and gentlemen: That is a pad, not a penis.

  21. Yep

    Sheesh for all you sexually deprived people it is not a cock.

    She is just in to SnM and that is an egg in her shorts( not a chicken egg)

    It’s a little game the master plays with the pet. Live it love it. Now go out and get layed before you pop your eye out wile defiling your own genitalia.

  22. tdcotter

    Okay obviously she is digging in her crotch but if you look at it closely you can tell it is a “stiff” (no pun intended) material and it bunched up weird. If her “dong” was really sticking out like that you would obviously be able to see the indentation as she walked. Ya’ll who believe this are dumb.

  23. tdcotter

    Okay obviously she is digging in her crotch but if you look at it closely you can tell it is a “stiff” (no pun intended) material and it bunched up weird. If her “dong” was really sticking out like that you would obviously be able to see the indentation as she walked. Ya’ll who believe this are dumb.

  24. diana

    That doesnt matter. Its only a bad picture. Thats all folks.

  25. diana

    That doesnt matter. Its only a bad picture. Thats all folks.

  26. chingy

    sorry to poop the pary ppl but tht photo isnt true.
    and if u want a proof watch her porn video at oxyporn,com

  27. chingy

    sorry to poop the pary ppl but tht photo isnt true.
    and if u want a proof watch her porn video at oxyporn,com

  28. Mendes

    Que merda será que ela é um travesti???

    Não acredito no que estou vendo.

    Logo eu que gosto tanto dela.
    Minha DIVA……

  29. bitingontinfoil

    OMFG! I think I peed my panties a bit…too fuckin’ funny

  30. cici

    if that’s a penis then i’ve never seen one before, and i have. probably her pad that women wear during this little thing called menstruation… or maybe a sack of weed.

  31. LOL @ THAT_GIRL_JENN’s first post.

    “YOUR ALL PATHETIC!”

    No, your spelling and grammar are pathetic. I’d rather be shallow than be a complete moron (and fat, which you obviously are if you’re complaining about skinny women who obviously take care of themselves and are proud of that fact). Eat another cheeseburger and keep telling yourself it’s everyone ELSE who “has a problem”.

  32. Ilk

    her skirt is bunching out so she’s just trying to fix/flatten the material by inverting the bunching. She’s wearing a tight mini… unfortunately it’s got heavy fabric and stitched seam at the front which weighs down the lighter fabric.,,,

    Advice: Fergie, I know you got the money so only buy stuff that fits you perfect. Else get custom clothing tailored to fit

  33. nikita

    she could be on her rag and just be reajusting her pad

  34. agcc

    YOU ARE RIDICULOUSSSS

  35. mdsn

    holy shit!

    but i still think, if anyone looks like a TRANNY, its freaking TORI SPELLING.
    that is NOT a woman!

  36. ha ha

    Oh wow aren’t these pictures just so credible? NOT! Notice the full-body poses show no signs of a penis whatsoever. The person/people who runs the show here are obviously stupid. The website name describes so perfectly.

  37. Anon

    @19. You made my day.

    @115
    It’s Mr.Gaga. >_>

  38. chrissy

    are you kidding any women would know its a scort,she probably had a weggie,,,,,duhhhhhhhhhhhh

  39. chrissy

    are you kidding any women would know its a scort,she probably had a weggie,,,,,duhhhhhhhhhhhh

  40. cate

    I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Jaszy

    I dont know what to think.

    But to all the people that are talking about that’s a pad adjustment…
    1)I wear pads all the time and never had to adjust it from that position.
    2)Why is her pad that low?
    3)when has your pad ever gotten that big in the front?
    4)When have you ever fixed your pad in the middle of the street.

  42. BigDongJimJam

    I want her to plop them balls on my chinny chin chin. I wonder if she shaves her grundle?

  43. TINA

    NOW WE KNOW WHAT HER SONG LONDON BRIDGE WAS ALL ABOUT!!!!!!!!!

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  45. Cravencuntlipps

    That is not a dick, that’s her 8 inch clitoris.

  46. huss

    shes a pretty lady but damn without a major-makup she freaks me out , she’s no man.

  47. fergie lover nomatter what!!!

    uhhh…..over much???that’s the fold of her skirt…..
    to da guy hu posted dis:BULLSHIT!!!!WHAT CAME IN2 URE HELLISH MIND DAT U WUD POST SMTHNG LIKE DAT????YOUR FUSTY I KNOW…..

    but seriously if dats a pennis well i say….KYUTE!!!!so u and josh cud have a competition ob hu has da biggest huh???hahaha

    i LUV her sooooo much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  48. Abby

    Huge!! I wonder how Josh gets his mouth around that thing

  49. flcoka

    http://www.redtube.com/7972 she dont have a dick

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