Fergie has a penis. It’s official.

July 20th, 2009 // 164 Comments

And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh Duhamel‘s marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and make sure she doesn’t come after these two with a wooden stake. Just to be safe.

Thanks to Meg and Lorenz who understand everything I say is infallible gospel truth. Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)

Photos: Flynet
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  1. uh Uh UH! Yeah

    #51 – Ariana photoshop, son. you should try it. it’ll make your cock big too.

  2. ahno

    for a million bux, that btch can pee in my butt any time

  3. Quinn

    hmm I’m gonna try and give benefit of the doubt, and assume that she has bladder control problems………………. and that she’s adjusting her adult diaper?
    2nd guess… she’s telling a gerbil to NIBBLE NOT BITE
    or the most logical assumption, it’s a penis.

  4. Lia

    To: That_Girl_Jen

    Fergie does not look like a 12-year old boy with implants.

    You must be weight challenged. There are naturally slim women in the world. Not all women are meant to be obese.

  5. Lia

    Fergie’s not even slim. She looks normal sized for her body type.

  6. Lia

    I’m so confused. What is Fergie doing? What is that? I don’t think it’s a pad. I don’t think it’s a penis. I think it’s just her skirt bunched up but WHY is she grabbing her skirt like that? In public? She must know that a bunch of people call her a tranny and now they believe it’s true.

  7. Ariana

    Aaah. How’d my post get deleted =[.

    Anyway, I gotta agree with Lia #56.

    Oh and #51, that pic wasn’t photoshopped. GG faggot :>

  8. all jokes aside, what the fvck is that, really? I’m trying to think of the most logical item, and I’m not getting it.

  9. Quinn – she does have bladder control problems. She’s ‘sprung a leak’ several times while performing. The pix made the net, and she had to address it in some interviews – which she later referred to as ‘humiliating’.

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/archives/003234.html

  10. Fergie F@G

    Even if that is an enormous dong, I would still do horrible, nasty things to it. I’d go down on it, put it in my ass and ride it, and if she has balls, I’ll suck on them too. I would let that shemale rail me. Doesn’t matter, he/she is beautiful. I’m attracted to her/him. So what? That’s what sex is, right? An attraction. Even if I never saw these pictures and I had my chance with Fergie and I find out she is packing this huge cock, I would still go for it. Besides, there are still two amazing boobs there and one of the sexiest asses to stick it in. But mostly I would just let her fill up every hole in my body with her love juices. Down the throat and up the ass. Oh man, I am getting really hot and I’m getting a boner just thinking about the things Fergie and I would do to each other.

  11. Dan

    I agree that it’s an 8-ball – coke, meth… definitely drugs though.

  12. Cutie Pie

    THAT GIRL JEN, is a fat-ass loser that can’t spell.
    We’re here to gawk at Fergie, not get lectured by a capslock-happy moron.

  13. Cutie Pie

    THAT GIRL JEN, is a fat-ass loser that can’t spell.
    We’re here to gawk at Fergie, not get lectured by a capslock-happy moron.

  14. yo

    to whoever was bitching about americans and 12yr old boy bodys, i dont feel like looking for the number, but anyway fergie actually doesnt have a 12 year old boy body. shes has pretty nice curves actually. being womanly doesnt mean u have to have tons of fat on ur hips and ass…i dont know where anyone ever got that idea anyway. i mean some is nice dont get me wrong.her face is ass ugly tho, ill give ya that. and thats not a cock, get real. just an unfortunate moment that turned out to be an awesome picture haha. i bet shes shittin her pants right now.

  15. DeviantDave

    Maybe its her purple strap-on that she uses to peg Josh.

  16. Brooke

    # 5 and # 6, you not only failed at posting properly, you are retarded. He did not say a pegasus was a unicorn, he was saying instead of a unicorn he banged a pegasus. Honestly, did you not get that? And you sadly think YOU’RE the clever one, don’t you.

  17. ToyaSucks

    @38

    No one would post about this if people like you didn’t search the internet for stuff about famous people. Your fanning the flames just going to this site, so youre part of the problem.

    Also, its the internet, nothing you say counts for shit, and no one cares what you think. Me either.

  18. Spike

    Apparently you little kiddies are too young to remember the 70′s, but this is where you have your girlfriend stash your stash….

    “I hope your dick is bigger than this man…”

  19. FergiesPackage

    I’d like to bend her over and give her a reach-around

  20. THAT_IGNORANT_MORON_JENN

    THAT_GIRL_JENN – July 20, 2009 5:55 PM

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    AND ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AND MEN LOVE HER. PROOF ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE THIN WITH IMPLANTS TO GET YOUR PATHETIC ATTN. MALE FEMALE DOESN’T MATTER, ANYONE CAN BE PRETTY IN THE US.

    YOUR ALL PATHETIC.

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    ITS YOU’RE Not your! as in….YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID LEARN TO SPELL

  21. Knee Ya Ha Ha : So my friend ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor come over. ‘Frank’ as some of you may, or may not know – watch a lot of movie. So I have on hand – a little bit of popcorn. Hello ‘Frank.’
    ‘Frank’ from 16th Floor : Hi everybody. I’m over at Knee’s. He’s up on 17. I’m down on 16…. (I took the elevator)
    Knee Ya Ha Ha : Right. So `Frank` – I study these pictures here wery careful.
    So . And I think guy in blue ball cap -too tall- likely wearing that “Mickey Rooney Lift“thing.
    Comments…
    `Frank“ from 16th Floor : Inside job…

  22. Person

    Looks like bunched fabric in attempt to scratch inner thigh to me. Poor girl.

  23. Person

    Looks like bunched fabric in attempt to scratch inner thigh to me. Poor girl.

  24. moodysqwat

    obesity is a disease. that is why our insurance plans support stomach stapling – yes – severe starvation is actually preferred. the obese are ‘eating’ up all the resources in health care preventing people who have properly cared for their bodies to receive any quality health care. If your diabetes related complications are paid for by the tax payers you are not a real man or woman, you are a waste and need to get the off the planet. glutenous individuals were considered among the worst of people in ancient rome… it is a disgusting product of the mcdonaldsazation of America.

  25. Crapcakes

    I like traffic lights, but only when they’re green

  26. So.
    #74-#77 – Gr8 points all.
    Obweeously.
    But what you weelee twying to sway here exactwee ?
    ….
    Inside job ?

  27. MP

    asdf, (posts #5 and 6,): Fish wrote, “Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)” You see, the JOKE is, he said that he banged one mythical type of horse, (the unicorn with, yes, a horn on its head,) while then admitting to the supposed reality that he actually banged a different type of mythical horse, (the pegasus, which has wings). Fish’s joke works, and asdf fails at… humor? English? life? all of the above? Quit being a lazy reader.

    That said, Fergie is one rough-looking shemale. Also, these tall guys ought to be with tall women, not dwarves. Dwarves who in this case may or may not have guy parts.

  28. Girl Unimpressed

    As much as I otherwise think she’s kind of weird looking I’m pretty certain she’s a biological female and that’s just her adjusting the seam of her jean skirt. I’ve had a couple of jean skirts and the seam and or zipper in the front is thick and can bunch up and need smoothing out.

  29. Knee Ya Ha Ha : Well. Ok. Fine. How about you #79-80….as well…
    Inside job ?
    (Do I get overtime for this Binkwad ?)

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  31. Pootman

    Naw, It’s not true. If it was though I’d like her to give me a solid ass-pounding.

  32. THAT_GIRL_JENNN

    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    ANYBODY THAT READS THESE COMMENTS KNOWS FOR A FACT THAT I’M
    A BRAIN DEAD MORON WITH NOTHING BUT HATE FOR ANYONE THINNER OR MORE ATTRACTIVE THAN ME, WHICH IS EVERYONE. I TYPE ONLY IN CAPS BECAUSE MY OTHER NINE FINGERS ARE CRUSTED WITH CHEETOS RESIDUE FROM STUFFING MY FACE WHILE I LOOK WITH CONTEMPT AT ALL YOUR PATHETIC COMMENTS. IHOPE YOU ALL DIE CRAPPY DEATHS YOU DESERVE. KARMA.

  33. THAT_GIRL_JENNN

    OOPS I FORGOT

    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    CURSE YOU ALL.
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
    TAKE THIS YOU BASTARDS
    +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

  34. Sam

    You people are stupid she’s not a tranny and that’s not a cock

  35. emmaleigh

    While we know she really DOESN’T have a penis….bravo, superficial man, bravo. Best, funniest, and most damn relevent news clip yet. You did tell us so…..cue your victory dance….

  36. idiots

    okay she was fixing her PADD its nota dick cus dicks are not a square idiotsokay srry for for ruining your momment

  37. Galtacticus

    The sex change must have taken place just recently.She’s trying to figure out where to position her penis.To the left or the right?

  38. Darth

    It must have been a hell for Fergie being locked up in the wrong body.Congrats with the sex change!

  39. Gando

    The surgeons didn’t change her/his face much though?

  40. HAHA!

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  41. Pete Paul

    While I am a total stud when it comes to real girls (as in: I like fucking them senseless), I would really like to suck Fergie’s cock. Weird, huh?

  42. What’s with the Wonder Woman bracelets?

  43. #94 – Not weird at all… just really gay…

  44. dirk

    DAMN! That midget is packin!

  45. bevo

    Believe what you guys want, but she is not grabbing her cock. Do anyone of you even know what a cock looks like? No, the 5 incher packed in your pocket does not count as a cock. You have an oversized clit.

    She is grabbing a boxy looking something. Also, look at pix 1 and 2. What is that under her shirt? Is that an antenna? The wrinkle in the shirt indicate she has something near her navel under her shirt.

    Perhaps she is adjusting her venus butterfly or some other messaging device?

  46. Dread not

    @ 95. RichPort’s Ghost – July 21, 2009 8:40 AM

    What’s with the Wonder Woman bracelets?

    *

    Judging by all the comments and the bulge, I’d say, it’s a wonder if she’s a woman.

    Maybe she’s having a heavy flow day, found herself in a pinch and just decided to use a roll of TP to handle the job… yeah, I’m not really buying that, either.

  47. HalifaxDave

    She’s my Man

    Yeah she talks like a woman
    But she shakes like a man
    She’s got more rhythm sexual feeling
    From a mutant than a man
    Yeah she’s my man
    She’s got the prettiest face
    The wittiest mind
    The prettiest gargoyle ever find
    She’s my man catch her if you can
    She’s my man

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