Fergie has a penis. It’s official.

And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh Duhamel’s marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and make sure she doesn’t come after these two with a wooden stake. Just to be safe.

Thanks to Meg and Lorenz who understand everything I say is infallible gospel truth. Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)

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