And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh’s marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and make sure she doesn’t come after these two with a wooden stake. Just to be safe.
Thanks to Meg and Lorenz who understand everything I say is infallible gospel truth. Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)
Photos: Flynet
Michelle | July 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
AWESOME
me | July 20, 2009 at 5:44 pm
FIRST! that thing is HUGE
kayla | February 8, 2011 at 10:17 pm
its not a dick
Sutton | July 20, 2009 at 5:45 pm
I knew it!
I have a bunch of friends who owe me 10 bucks
Mark M | July 20, 2009 at 5:47 pm
I don’t mind so much that she HAS a penis…but does it have to be bigger than MINE?!?
asdf | July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
asdf | July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
asdf | July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
asdf | July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
asdf | July 20, 2009 at 5:52 pm
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 20, 2009 at 5:55 pm
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AND ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AND MEN LOVE HER. PROOF ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE THIN WITH IMPLANTS TO GET YOUR PATHETIC ATTN. MALE FEMALE DOESN’T MATTER, ANYONE CAN BE PRETTY IN THE US.
YOUR ALL PATHETIC.
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Kia | July 20, 2009 at 5:57 pm
OMG…I said that too as soon as I saw that pic. It was only of her hand, um, adjusting, and asked you to guess who it was and instantly s/he came to mind. Poor Josh, unless of course he likes that kind of thing, which there is nothing wrong with that, but he’s damn hot to be with a dude that looks like that.
havoc | July 20, 2009 at 5:58 pm
And you’re obviously FAT….
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dude_on | July 20, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Bitch got package. Dude must be fairly secure to have a wife that hangs bigger junk. I wonder if she knows how to use that thing?
mikeock | July 20, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Maybe she just has really REALLY big cunt lips
AndrewMaccloud | July 20, 2009 at 6:03 pm
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
She’s got that boom boom boom
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom let the beat rock
THAT_GIRL_JENN | July 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
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MOST OF YOUR MODELS LOOK LIKE MEN WITH IMPLANTS OR LITTLE BOYS WITH IMPLANTS. YOU WONDER WHY GIRLS DON’T WANT HIPS ANYMORE, IT IS BECAUSE GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JOSH GO AFTER THESE 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODY TYPES.
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flaps | July 20, 2009 at 6:04 pm
She is just readjusting her swollen piss flaps.
Flight 43… landing gear is down and we are ready for landing.
If it is a cock, maybe she can fuck Madonna in the ass for me..!!
Nameless | July 20, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Be careful what you write about Fergie. Someone from the Black Eye Peas will kick you ass. Just ask Perez. :p
dave | July 20, 2009 at 6:09 pm
I’d still nail her.
Geoff | July 20, 2009 at 6:10 pm
THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!!!
Randall | July 20, 2009 at 6:11 pm
Nice, I’d let her fuck me
Randall
RyanHell | July 20, 2009 at 6:15 pm
Woa that is great. I cant beat it to her/it anymore now.
k | July 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm
does anyone else see how happy fergie is that someone actually wants a picture of her? she knows how irrelevant and ugly she is, she couldn’t be more excited about it
Sportsdvl | July 20, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Anyone who doubted this tranny had a cock was an idiot. Just shows that her husband must like it in the butt!
Mj | July 20, 2009 at 6:19 pm
@9-10
you failed at trying to spell
optimist | July 20, 2009 at 6:23 pm
Or maybe she was scratching her thigh, pulling the material of her skirt together.
anon | July 20, 2009 at 6:24 pm
21 is totally not the real randal haha
ginormous meat curtains | July 20, 2009 at 6:25 pm
@14
freakin priceless. hahahahahaha!!!!
casualencounters.com/blog | July 20, 2009 at 6:29 pm
Pretty decent one too, to judge by the bulge.
Venom | July 20, 2009 at 6:31 pm
I always had my doubts, but…
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NxIxCxKxMxAxNx | July 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
is that a side effect of doing copious amounts of meth?
Tad Bit Tipsy | July 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Whatever… that’s just a pad adjustment. Ladies back me up…
eclecticaclothing.com | July 20, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I’m pretty sure she is just itching. She’s wearing a short skirt and was probably trying to be discreet about it.
Geoff | July 20, 2009 at 6:40 pm
@21, nice try. It is spelled “Randal”, drop one “l” the next time.
brijitt | July 20, 2009 at 6:53 pm
I think shes ajusting her pad….
brijitt | July 20, 2009 at 7:00 pm
I think shes ajusting her pad….
Adam | July 20, 2009 at 7:07 pm
That is not a Lovely Lady Lump…
Toya | July 20, 2009 at 7:10 pm
The ass who wrote that fergie has a penis please get a life and stop hating. get over your stupid self and leave the people alone.
Because they are celebrities it is foolish people like you that always comes with the negativity.
God bless Fergie and her hubby.
UltraSly | July 20, 2009 at 7:18 pm
@16 are you an ugly blind minority or something? You are right though, Fergie is thin as an Olsen.
wondertrash | July 20, 2009 at 7:20 pm
She’s a tranny, she’s Alan Alda.
meee | July 20, 2009 at 7:23 pm
i hate her/him
jgkfdl | July 20, 2009 at 7:24 pm
its probably her pad she is adjusting it
holy shit | July 20, 2009 at 7:25 pm
I’m in shock. Doesn’t she have pictures of herself when she was a little girl? Was she transgender from childhood? Wow! There is like no way of explaining these pictures. This can’t be real. A pad hugh? That’s a stretch. So what either way, it’s just a suprise announcement at least.
Tom K | July 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I knew she was a tranny it all makes sense. Her face as always been off.
uh Uh UH! Yeah | July 20, 2009 at 7:36 pm
That’s merely an eightball of meth she’s trying to keep from slipping out her thong. Leave her be, as Toya said. Of course we should god bless an ex-whore junkie. Otherwise where’s Toya gonna get her blessings?
Randall | July 20, 2009 at 7:48 pm
Randal (with one L) is a decent enough guy
Randall (with two L’s) Like getting banged by trannies Sorry about the confusion and all apologies to Randal, to whom I mean no disrespect.
So Remember folks Randal is one cool dude, and Randall Likes getting his lunch pushed by Shemales.
Randall
Randal | July 20, 2009 at 7:50 pm
I wouldn’t mind a piece of that fat cock. Sure, guys have fisted me up to their shoulders before but feeling her balls smack my taint would be entrancing.
- Randal
wondertrash | July 20, 2009 at 7:53 pm
she does have bladder problems. maybe she’s wearing a Depends or something.
anon | July 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
that is definitely NOT a vagina.
anon | July 20, 2009 at 7:59 pm
that is definitely NOT a vagina, that is for sure