And that’s a cock. Well, folks, there’s not really much to say at this point except for “I told you so” followed by a slew of questions regarding the legality of Fergie and Josh Duhamel‘s marriage in a post-Prop 8 California. That said, someone should probably check on Carrie Prejean and make sure she doesn’t come after these two with a wooden stake. Just to be safe.
Thanks to Meg and Lorenz who understand everything I say is infallible gospel truth. Except for that time I said I banged a unicorn. (It was a pegasus.)
Photos: Flynet
AWESOME
FIRST! that thing is HUGE
its not a dick
I knew it!
I have a bunch of friends who owe me 10 bucks
I don’t mind so much that she HAS a penis…but does it have to be bigger than MINE?!?
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
pegasus is a horse with wings not a unicorn. your really failed at trying to be funny this time :P
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AND ALL THE WHITE WOMEN AND MEN LOVE HER. PROOF ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS BE THIN WITH IMPLANTS TO GET YOUR PATHETIC ATTN. MALE FEMALE DOESN’T MATTER, ANYONE CAN BE PRETTY IN THE US.
YOUR ALL PATHETIC.
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OMG…I said that too as soon as I saw that pic. It was only of her hand, um, adjusting, and asked you to guess who it was and instantly s/he came to mind. Poor Josh, unless of course he likes that kind of thing, which there is nothing wrong with that, but he’s damn hot to be with a dude that looks like that.
And you’re obviously FAT….
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Bitch got package. Dude must be fairly secure to have a wife that hangs bigger junk. I wonder if she knows how to use that thing?
Maybe she just has really REALLY big cunt lips
Harder, faster, better, stronger
Sexy ladies extra longer
She’s got that boom boom boom
Boom boom boom, now
Boom boom pow
Boom boom let the beat rock
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MOST OF YOUR MODELS LOOK LIKE MEN WITH IMPLANTS OR LITTLE BOYS WITH IMPLANTS. YOU WONDER WHY GIRLS DON’T WANT HIPS ANYMORE, IT IS BECAUSE GUYS THAT LOOK LIKE JOSH GO AFTER THESE 12 YEAR OLD BOY BODY TYPES.
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She is just readjusting her swollen piss flaps.
Flight 43… landing gear is down and we are ready for landing.
If it is a cock, maybe she can fuck Madonna in the ass for me..!!
Be careful what you write about Fergie. Someone from the Black Eye Peas will kick you ass. Just ask Perez. :p
I’d still nail her.
THAT’S A MAN BABY!!!!!
Nice, I’d let her fuck me
Randall
Woa that is great. I cant beat it to her/it anymore now.
does anyone else see how happy fergie is that someone actually wants a picture of her? she knows how irrelevant and ugly she is, she couldn’t be more excited about it
Anyone who doubted this tranny had a cock was an idiot. Just shows that her husband must like it in the butt!
@9-10
you failed at trying to spell
Or maybe she was scratching her thigh, pulling the material of her skirt together.
21 is totally not the real randal haha
@14
freakin priceless. hahahahahaha!!!!
Pretty decent one too, to judge by the bulge.
I always had my doubts, but…
What the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
is that a side effect of doing copious amounts of meth?
Whatever… that’s just a pad adjustment. Ladies back me up…
I’m pretty sure she is just itching. She’s wearing a short skirt and was probably trying to be discreet about it.
@21, nice try. It is spelled “Randal”, drop one “l” the next time.
I think shes ajusting her pad….
I think shes ajusting her pad….
That is not a Lovely Lady Lump…
The ass who wrote that fergie has a penis please get a life and stop hating. get over your stupid self and leave the people alone.
Because they are celebrities it is foolish people like you that always comes with the negativity.
God bless Fergie and her hubby.
@16 are you an ugly blind minority or something? You are right though, Fergie is thin as an Olsen.
She’s a tranny, she’s Alan Alda.
i hate her/him
its probably her pad she is adjusting it
I’m in shock. Doesn’t she have pictures of herself when she was a little girl? Was she transgender from childhood? Wow! There is like no way of explaining these pictures. This can’t be real. A pad hugh? That’s a stretch. So what either way, it’s just a suprise announcement at least.
I knew she was a tranny it all makes sense. Her face as always been off.
That’s merely an eightball of meth she’s trying to keep from slipping out her thong. Leave her be, as Toya said. Of course we should god bless an ex-whore junkie. Otherwise where’s Toya gonna get her blessings?
Randal (with one L) is a decent enough guy
Randall (with two L’s) Like getting banged by trannies Sorry about the confusion and all apologies to Randal, to whom I mean no disrespect.
So Remember folks Randal is one cool dude, and Randall Likes getting his lunch pushed by Shemales.
Randall
I wouldn’t mind a piece of that fat cock. Sure, guys have fisted me up to their shoulders before but feeling her balls smack my taint would be entrancing.
- Randal
she does have bladder problems. maybe she’s wearing a Depends or something.
that is definitely NOT a vagina.
that is definitely NOT a vagina, that is for sure