Fergie was spotted in London giving a beggar some money yesterday. At least I think it’s money. Judging by her sunglasses she may very well have given her a handful of dirt, because, hey, that’s what they use as currency in the future. Is sunglasses even the proper term here? Space goggles? Insane-O-Eyes?
UPDATE: I’m adding one more closeup of Fergie’s sunglasses because, well, they’re awesome.
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mrs.t | March 22, 2007 at 12:21 pm
She encourages them to commit suicide when they see that dog-face up close.
tits_on_snack | March 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
Fuck Fergie, I’m more concerned with the fact that I bought that same overcoat looking short sleeved khaki thing a month ago and now I’m seeing it everywhere. Fuck.
Twizlah | March 22, 2007 at 12:23 pm
i wonder who’s most like to have recently peed their pants in this situation?
tits_on_snack | March 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Also: Fuck PETA and their stupid ass smarmy airheaded advertisements. I hope they all die of nutrutional deficiencies.
biatcho | March 22, 2007 at 12:28 pm
Wow, beggars in London sure are a hell of a lot cleaner than they are in NYC. I mean, of course the ensemble of ugly clothes is a foul combination but it looks like she just bought them all off the rack from the Gap.
Wait, Libraesque, did you meet fergie and not share with us???
Jillia | March 22, 2007 at 12:32 pm
Oh shit… it’s Manbearpig!
YouRang | March 22, 2007 at 12:34 pm
She’s a bigfoot isn’t she Gus
llllllllll | March 22, 2007 at 12:35 pm
MY GOD who the f*%#@ wears two finger rings? Sure I could understand the 3″ wide rope chain but the ring? Come on man stop the s#%+ already.
Binky | March 22, 2007 at 12:36 pm
I saw this clip on the BBC.
The woman in the hoodie is apparently the original Fergie – the Duchess of York.
She wanted a free CD.
TashaVin` | March 22, 2007 at 12:38 pm
wwwwwhat the fuck is up with the wrinkles on her neck in the last pic… and is (s)he trying to convience him/her self that (s)he is a woman with those shoes? Jeeeezes H
BarbadoSlim | March 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
Oh for the love of Jesus nailed on the cross! Which one is Fergie again?
pjohnjr78 | March 22, 2007 at 12:45 pm
my lord, i think i have seen welders use less eye protection.
maybe she is about to fix a wheel on the beggar’s shopping cart or something.
leezastudio | March 22, 2007 at 12:50 pm
when she went into the surgeons office she asked, “ok, i wanna look like i got run over by a mac truck on my face” and the doc says “wow, that would be a perfect look for you!” and there you go, tha’ts why she looks like she does
DrPhowstus | March 22, 2007 at 12:54 pm
She needs to put a trenchcoat on her face.
Ribbit.
Superevil | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Unfunny Article?
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Oh and I totally agree with #4. PETA Can fuck themselves.
Italian Stallion | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
I wonder who would win between Pink and Fergie in a “sword fight”………..
Jimbo | March 22, 2007 at 12:55 pm
Does Fergie open that trench coat and show the homeless people her dick?
Fifth Stooge | March 22, 2007 at 12:56 pm
Welding is a very relaxing past time.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:00 pm
what the hell kind of coat is that? it’s like a winter coat for the summer. if it’s warm enough to wear short sleeves, then it’s probably warm enough to forgo a coat. stupid bitch.
neo_maxie_zoom_dweebie | March 22, 2007 at 1:01 pm
#3 Best comment on this site all week.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:02 pm
PETA is a new feminist organization, concieved as a response to the prevalence of really untactful internet anal penetration. People for the Ethical Treatment of Asses wants to educate people about how to properly engage in anal intercourse. It can be a wonderful experience, when properly executed.
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
Poor Fugley hates bloggers because they never have anything nice to say. Keep up the good work guys!
Oh, I forgot to add; she’s still ugly.
Carry on…
lambman | March 22, 2007 at 1:03 pm
what’s with all the Fergie posts recently? She hasn’t done ANYTHING that should warrent a story. yet this week we’ve had posts on her working out, how she looks and now that she gave money to a homeless person.
lets lay off until she hit somebody with her car or something good like that
PunjabPete | March 22, 2007 at 1:04 pm
Wait. Which on is the street person? The hoodie or the Cylon?
maryjane | March 22, 2007 at 1:04 pm
that biotch has my bag! fergie does not do balenciaga any justice.
PunjabPete | March 22, 2007 at 1:05 pm
Here is another one for the Fish to NOT give me credit for….
LoHo Mom is not a Party Mom….
http://apnews1.iwon.com//article/20070322/D8O1DBNG0.html
Sure… The cocaine is medicinal….
lambman | March 22, 2007 at 1:05 pm
PS when I was in London all the homeless people had dogs. I asked my professor why and he explained that in London if you have a dog you can’t be arrested for vagrancy.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:06 pm
bahhhhhhhh baaaaaaaaahhhhd baaad bad doggy
bedbugsandballyhoo | March 22, 2007 at 1:07 pm
@23
I think it’s just to piss her off because she hates bloggers.
schack | March 22, 2007 at 1:10 pm
#27… what a stupid loophole. all those dogs probably triple the vagrant-related problems
imran karim | March 22, 2007 at 1:14 pm
gross
LoneWolf | March 22, 2007 at 1:22 pm
@ #10
Now she’s wishin
daisy_if_ya_do | March 22, 2007 at 1:32 pm
Fergie is an oxy-moron. There is no such thing as “classy ghetto”.
And, what’s the deal with the domino fingernails? It looks like something Britney would have done in rehab with a sharpie.
krissalee | March 22, 2007 at 1:40 pm
# 6 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
manbearpig…oh al gore!
and what’s with the ugly clunky giant foot shoes?
Lowlands | March 22, 2007 at 1:45 pm
She probably gave the beggar some fishbones and hard pieces of chips.At least it looks good in front of the camera.
FRIST!!! | March 22, 2007 at 1:53 pm
How did she get to London? I thought she was too drunk to get on the plane…
I don’t like her humps
Whammer Jammer | March 22, 2007 at 2:06 pm
How does someone so ugly get famous? She is fucking downright scary.
supafreak | March 22, 2007 at 2:10 pm
Insane-O-Eyes? I didn’t know kindergarten got out so early. This site is going downhill fast.
edamame | March 22, 2007 at 2:21 pm
Are Fergie’s nails GOLD?! I mean, “here you little
homeless person and your homeless baby….let me stick my gold-plated nails into my $2000 bag and get you a fiver!”
King Gaspi | March 22, 2007 at 2:22 pm
Why isn’t she in Rehab ? Don’t she know that this is THE place to be seen this year ? Giving money is so old school !
one_and_only_fan_of_ponk's_troll | March 22, 2007 at 2:31 pm
Spaceman Spiff from Calvin & Hobbes! i knew i’d seen her somewhere before!
Bugman4045 | March 22, 2007 at 2:34 pm
Those things are hideous! Isn’t it some tenet of women’s fashion that it is never a good idea to go with anything assymetrical on your face?
In pic #5, she is looking a little jowly.
Tranny!
wedgeone | March 22, 2007 at 2:37 pm
#17 – liking that joke much! Thx for the funny.
#26 – sorry Pete, I posted the same article in the following LiLo posting. Nice to see someone else on the lookout for current news for the site.
Two words for her look … Inspector Tranny!
Damn, I think the site is dying again. Super slow in posting.
UNWASHEDMASSES | March 22, 2007 at 2:46 pm
That’s not a homeless shitbag, it’s her personal stylist.
crestlin | March 22, 2007 at 2:53 pm
ok, that person is obviously NOT a beggar. she’s dressed in relatively nice clothes, she’s holding a very clean infant, and she has a tommy hilfiger bag carrying all her baby stuff. tranny was just cooing over the baby.
biatcho | March 22, 2007 at 2:56 pm
I wonder if Josh Duhamel decided that her eye socket was the only reasonable orifice on her body to stick his dick into and those ginormo sunglasses are the only things that can cover it up?
New York Pundit | March 22, 2007 at 3:07 pm
Gotta love those hands of hers… They are at least 40 yrs. older than her. Maybe if she ditched the whole “greasy skank” thing, and kept better control of the herpes, she might someday turn out to be $5 rim-job material…
arden | March 22, 2007 at 3:54 pm
Isn’t that woman holding a baby? I think Fergie is just oggling a cute baby.
heysailor | March 22, 2007 at 4:19 pm
Those glasses remind me of Hollywood off the movie Mannequin.
Lowlands | March 22, 2007 at 4:35 pm
No wonder she’s hiding her face behind those sunglasses.Otherwise the beggar would run away even if the donation would be a fresh fish’n chips.