Fergie’s Pregnant? That Can’t Be Right
Seen here at a wine-tasting last week because why make your womb hospitable to a child that’s already an affront to God and nature? Fergie and Josh Duhamel announced on Twitter that they’ve procreated which means all that talk about finding Hitler’s lab and a large-fisted child with horns and a tail like that of a demon wasn’t some weird inside joke. Who knew? And before everyone brings up the Pregnant Man, that dude started out a chick whereas this is the goddamn recipe for The Island of Dr. Moreau so somebody should probably check Fergie’s penis for tiger stripes NOT IT.