Seen here at a wine-tasting last week because why make your womb hospitable to a child that’s already an affront to God and nature? Fergie and Josh Duhamel announced on Twitter that they’ve procreated which means all that talk about finding Hitler’s lab and a large-fisted child with horns and a tail like that of a demon wasn’t some weird inside joke. Who knew? And before everyone brings up the Pregnant Man, that dude started out a chick whereas this is the goddamn recipe for The Island of Dr. Moreau so somebody should probably check Fergie’s penis for tiger stripes NOT IT.
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Child: “Daddy daddy daddy!”
Josh Duhamel: “What is it? What’s wrong?”
Child: “I had that horrible nightmare again! The one about the shrieking monster coming to get me!”
Duhamel: “For the last time, that was just your mother singing you a lullaby.”
“Just six bottles of this and you can almost put up with will.i.am.”
My Humps Chardonnay?
Beyond ugly. *Shudder*
Let’s hope she lays off the Botox during the pregnancy. Why would she agree to a wine tasting anyway? Or was she just there to pose with the vino. Classy.
Somewhere Khloe Kardashian is happy as a clam now that she knows men can get pregnant.
In keeping with the fad of combining names to identify couples (Brangelina, Bennifer, etc.), this pair should henceforth be called “Jergie.” “Ferghamel?” How about “Sam and Dave?”
Just goes to show, love is blind, literally.
Their child should be named “Fergie-da-Boudit.”
I didn’t know men could get pregnant.