We Found The Golddigger Mecca

August 9th, 2012 // 113 Comments
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Italian entrepreneur/black diamond specialist/guy who really loves 80s sunglasses Fawaz Gruosi celebrated his 60th birthday last night at The Billionaire Club in Sardinia which apparently sent out a goddamn clarion call to every golddigger on the planet because, Christ, was this thing stacked. Legend has it some of them even stopped spending rich dudes’ money as their eyes flashed green causing them to take flight. Hell, Gianluca Vacchi escaped a prison camp from the future, and didn’t even bother to change that’s how quickly he wanted to be there. Sixty years from now, his fellow prisoners will recall him yelling into his golden armband, “Open the time portal, cyborg butler. There’s pussy to be had!” before watching him vanish, his laser pick axe falling to the ground like a discarded model whose lack of nutrition leaves her prone to fainting spells post-coitus, a phrase he used often. Perhaps a little too often seeing as most of these men’s last lover was a moon rock named Lucille.

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  1. Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Miss Moppet
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    Lady Gaga is lookin’ good these days eh?

  2. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Miss Moppet
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    You know I tried to come up with something funny to say about this picture but nothing is more hilarious than the picture itself. Lookin’ good Wobbly Headed Tan Guy.

  3. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    He’s too good for her.

  4. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    “What’s your money like?”

  5. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    He’s sure to remember this party for some of the rest of his life.

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    catapostrophe
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    “For $1000, make some noise if you think I’m sexy!”

  7. Elisabetta Gregoraci Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    It was a magical night. Heads of all sizes showed up.

  8. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    “Do you know where we’re supposed to pick up our envelopes?”

  9. Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    Who has more fun than white people?!

  10. Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Hank E. Ring
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    “The most interesting man in the world” throws his wingman some love.

  11. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    vgrly
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    “FREE COKE?!?”

  12. Claudia Galanti Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    vgrly
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    Looks like something Eva Longoria would wear.

  13. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi 60th birthday
    vgrly
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    Stunner shades were so 5 years ago?

  14. grobpilot

    I imagine there were just enough brain cells in that room to give each girl two; one for breathing, the other to maintain a pulse.

  15. vgrly

    Where the hell is Paris Hilton?

  16. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    El Jefe
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    The most interesting man in the world?

    • Ripley's Believe It Or Not.

      Nah, just his brother. The tatts are the giveaway. Inherently interesting people don’t plaster themselves with look-at-me devices.

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    cagster
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    Not sure who’s the biggest loser in this pic…

  18. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    cocacolalover
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    Mr. Pip has some hot friends

  19. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    huh?
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    Happy birthday Mr. Pitt!!!!!

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    One whore, two whore, red whore, blue whore.

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    The Billionaire Club? I love their sardines.

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    Everybody’s working for the weekend…

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    If he lines those glasses up just right with his cataracts, he can’t see a damn thing.

  24. Glass

    HOLY FUCK what fucking planet is this party on? This might be the most insane post I’ve seen on here

  25. Elisabetta Gregoraci Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Glass
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    who’s the broad that bagged Vigo the Carpathian?

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    Carla
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    Bobby Trendy’s moving on up…

  27. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi 60th birthday
    fur burger
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    kisses are not the only thing she will be blowing tonight.

    COCK… I am talking about cock

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    Is that the Missus? She must be a very understanding lady.

  29. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    What he’s pretending to hear: “…and that’s why nuclear fusion is currently impractical as a mass-production energy source.”

    What he’s actually hearing: “Aw, crud. I think the sequins on my hem are coming loose.”

  30. Victoria Silvstedt Hofit Golan Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi 60th birthday
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    It’s really hard to pull off “coy” with your nipple out.

  31. Claudia Galanti Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    Dude is practically a cyclops.

  32. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    mbcl
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    “I don’t always wear underwear but when I do i wear Depends”

  33. Victoria Silvstedt Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi 60th birthday
    BenDoverman
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    THat hand! She should get that checked out

  34. Elisabetta Gregoraci Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    BenDoverman
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    The Grimace is lookin sharp

  35. Times like these I’m actually glad I’m poor.

  36. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Billebuoy
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    The man in the silver dress to the right is very interesting to me!

  37. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Evangelista
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    And the bidding starts at….

  38. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    Giving her some tips on how to get thru the night without vomiting…

  39. Burt

    So, basically a room full of guys who couldn’t get laid if they didn’t have any money and the women who are happy to oblige.

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