We Found The Golddigger Mecca

August 9th, 2012 // 113 Comments
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Italian entrepreneur/black diamond specialist/guy who really loves 80s sunglasses Fawaz Gruosi celebrated his 60th birthday last night at The Billionaire Club in Sardinia which apparently sent out a goddamn clarion call to every golddigger on the planet because, Christ, was this thing stacked. Legend has it some of them even stopped spending rich dudes’ money as their eyes flashed green causing them to take flight. Hell, Gianluca Vacchi escaped a prison camp from the future, and didn’t even bother to change that’s how quickly he wanted to be there. Sixty years from now, his fellow prisoners will recall him yelling into his golden armband, “Open the time portal, cyborg butler. There’s pussy to be had!” before watching him vanish, his laser pick axe falling to the ground like a discarded model whose lack of nutrition leaves her prone to fainting spells post-coitus, a phrase he used often. Perhaps a little too often seeing as most of these men’s last lover was a moon rock named Lucille.

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    cam
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    WTF?!

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    UncleBuck
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    See…I just jizzed a little in my Armani

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    CptCreep
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    Looks like Santa has a coke and whore problem…

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    FYI: Those balloons say, “I’m sexy and I know it!”

  6. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    Correct me if I’m wrong, but I think we just found the map to Dryland.

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    Cock Dr
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    More proof that cash is the greatest aphrodisiac of them all.

  8. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    “See this ring? Topaz, my mother’s birthstone. Know where I got the money for it?”

    “Where?”

    “Man-whoring! See this keychain? Mini yo-yo. Know where I got the money for it? ”

    “Stock market! But I got the money for the stock market from man-whoring. “

    • catapostrophe

      Sorry–I can’t tell who’s supposed to be saying what. Is he talking to himself at the end, there?

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    If this is what I’d have to fuck to make golddigger bucks, I’ll die poor, thanks.

  10. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Who is he????
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    i need to know who this dude is. Anybody?

    • Who is he????

      oops. duh. Gianluca Vacchi.

    • Mr. Gianluca Vacchi serves as the President of SEA SocietĂ  Europea Autocaravan S.p.A. Mr. Vacchi has been a Director of I.M.A. Industria Macchine Automatiche SpA (IMA) since January 28, 2010 and Tesmec S.p.A. since February 23, 2010. He serves as a Director of Fin Vacchi Finanziaria Vacchi S.p.A. He serves as a Member of the Board of Directors of several investment companies such as GV Finanziaria S.r.l., Eleven Finanziaria S.r.l. and 3T Finanziaria S.p.A. He is an entrepreneur and Financier. He graduated in Business and Economics from the Alma Mater Studiorum University in Bologna.

      Michelle Rodriguez fucks him. AND HE’S 45 YEARS OLD.

  11. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    “Happy birthday, Fawaz. No one brings together hot pieces of ass, and guys who could never even light our cigarettes if they didn’t know you or have millions of their own, like you do.”

  12. I admit I’m kind of pissed off. I invited all of them bitches to my hundredair club and none of them showed up. Next thing I find out is for no reason they all go to his billionaire club.

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    mismy
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    This picture is fantastic

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    Cock Dr
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    I’m guessing the younger ones are all for sale, and the older ones are previous purchases, trying to elude a junkyard retirement.

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    YoMamma
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    Bottoms up, Sweetie. You’re going to need a lot of those to get thru the rest of your evening.

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    YoMamma
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    Good thing he’s got that gold cuff on – or else this outfit would look fucking stupid.

  17. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    “So let me get this straight, I have sex with you, live on your yacht for a week, we take a few pictures together, and then…money and emeralds?”

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    Nonchalant guy in the background is nonchalant.

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    JoJoe
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    This picture says: I f@$% for money.

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    rantatonne
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    It looks like Kanye got a sever case of Progeria and Vitiligo and fell asleep on a beach for a few days.

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    Govt. Cheese
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    WHORE? I don’t know her name but I am assuming it’s WHORE!

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    poppymoss
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    Surrounded by young, hot models, and these are the breasts he’s staring at?

  23. Gianluca Vacchi Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
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    “It’s a trap!”

    • If you’re not an anon, that means “gosh, I think that’s a very convincing lady boy and I believe later on that oddly dressed man will be acting out *that* scene from The Crying Game.”

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    Such a fine collection of high priced whores. I wonder if they take credit cards.

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    Emmanuel
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    Cool that he was wearing Kanye’s glasses

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    Emmanuel
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    The dress that this goldigga is wearing must be Givenchy

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    Crissy
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    Who is this lady? She looks familiar but I cant quite figure, oh wait! IS THAT. the-woman-who-is-forever-in-a-bikini-in-some-rich-dude’s-yatch?! Oh yeah! Too much clothing and too much face threw me off…

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    Buddy The Elf
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    Stay Thirsty My Friends.

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    missyS
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    How much more nauseating can he make himself look? There is not enough gold in Fort Knox for me to fuck him.

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    missyS
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    60? He looks more like a 160 year old penis with the foreskin pulled back.

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    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    I see he upgraded from Tara Reid

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    Scott Walker
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    I recognize dude from the Hunger Games!

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    Crissy
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    If I were him I would say Im turning 80! Cause that’s the only way someone will say, “hey you look ok…”

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    Capitalist Pancake
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    Wonder what the suicide rate is for these 2nd and 3rd rate golddigger types. There’s only so much pseudo happiness fuck bucks can buy – and don’t tell me these chicks are genius at investing their allowances.

  35. JungleRed

    This could be a public service announcement to encourage girls to stay in school.

  36. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    “Will um … you, like, go out with me?”

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    catapostrophe
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    Sherry Hall was never as popular as her sister.

  38. Irina Shayk Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    catapostrophe
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    “Gadzooks! Somebody just dropped a ten thousand-dollar bill.”

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    Miss Moppet
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    “I’ll see your scrawny gold digging model and raise you one lopeside tittied tranny. Count it.”

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    Miss Moppet
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    “Give me a minute, I just need to wash the taste of ben gay and wrinkled peen outta my mouth.”

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    Miss Moppet
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    “Now Grandpa, which of these candles do you want stuck up your bum tonight? We’ll just be playing rock paper scissors to see who does the honor!”

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    Tati
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    Not wearing a lot of makeup and she is still a beauty, that’s how it’s done.

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    Miss Moppet
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    “I just blew some old guy for cabfare home. Cheeeeeeese!”

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    Tati
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    she has bedroom eyes; HE has nursing-home-pedophile eyes.

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    Miss Moppet
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    That guy looks like he died an hour before the party started. Either that or they can do remarkable things with marrionettes, leather and stain varnish.

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    catapostrophe
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    Are they an “item”?

  47. Claudia Galanti Cleavage Fawaz Gruosi Birthday Party
    Miss Moppet
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    She forgot to hang the sign off her chin with the arrow pointing upward that said, “Insert Your Viagra-ed, Leathered Man Sausage Here.”

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    Miss Moppet
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    Man Quentin Tarantino has really let himself go.

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    Miss Moppet
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    “Yum yum grandpa, here come the spiced prunes and applesauce!”

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    cp3
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    Is that an earring hanging off his beard?

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