Farrah Abraham’s Fake Boyfriend Had A Real Girlfriend This Whole Time

January 7th, 2014 // 19 Comments
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One of my favorite pastimes is watching Farrah Abraham‘s lies epically fall apart with only the slightest of breezes because she’s a fucking idiot. So here’s Radar reporting that her fake boyfriend had a real girlfriend this whole time. Which will be fun to keep in mind if you find yourself watching Farrah still pretend their relationship is real on Couples Therapy this week, yet lack the resolve to commit seppuku:

As the elaborate hoax went public in late October, the Orlando-based DJ was secretly wooing 20-year-old Victoria Stokes – whom he’d started dating in March — and now she’s speaking exclusively to Radar about her boyfriend’s scheme.
“After attending an event Brian was DJ-ing, Farrah got his cell phone number from his agent, and immediately started asking if he would be interested in a reality show. After she confronted Brian about having a fake relationship to be on Couples Therapy, he sat me down and explained it all,” Stokes tells Radar.
“I was shocked and obviously didn’t know what do say, but he reassured me their relationship was fake and only a business deal to help their careers,” Dawe’s girlfriend adds.
“It was hard to handle at first, but I trusted him.”
As Dawe and Abraham flaunted their “faux-mance” for photographers and the media, he was actually in a committed relationship with Stokes the entire time – showering her with roses and gifts, she claims.
“We hung out all the time, and I pretty much lived with him. Nothing changed,” Stokes says of their relationship.

Brian eventually bailed on the show at the last minute after his girlfriend started breaking down in the car ride to the airport which, in his defense, was the smart thing to do because for at least two months this chick was entirely cool with him hanging around a porn star who will fuck anything (with her butt!) for money and attention. Most women would’ve shot their boyfriends with a harpoon gun if someone like Farrah even looked at them from across the street, so this one’s a keeper. Especially if she hasn’t figured out why her coffee tastes like antibiotics. You fucking marry that.

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  1. Balls Mcgee

    DAT FACE UGH

  2. Lemme get this straight: A dumb whore hired another dumb whore so they could whore themselves out on a show where whores deal with the problems their whoring presented? I need a drink.

  3. Mohawk Disco

    Shouldn’t insult porn stars by calling her one.

  4. ever notice her eyes look like her boobs?

  5. Wow, an Orlando-based DJ. You really can’t blame her.

  6. JC

    Now that the “Couples Therapy” thing has fallen apart, Farrah is free to pursue a reality show better suited to her talents: “Camel Therapy.”

  7. The only time I’m surprised is when some part of this D-list celebutard culture *isn’t* fake. If it’s reported that this wonk-eyed, saline-boobed, ass-plowed imbecile dies, I won’t believe it unless I personally observe the autopsy. And James Deen is on hand to testify that, yes, that is indeed her bumhole. And McBeef does the autopsy.

  8. Hugh G. Rection

    I hope she gets the reality show she wants. She deserves it. Her fake leaked sex tape was much better than Paris or Kim’s

  9. Jon

    Never seen a more compulsive liar.

  10. mark

    man! does she ever have a long face! she looks like rocky dennis’ sister. smellier no doubt due that loose-hanging vortex/cornhole of hers but nonetheless…

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    White pumps, the sign of a true hooker.

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    They managed to capture the exact moment her butt plug slipped out. Just another one for the scrapbook.

  13. “…and your little dog, too!”

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    She looks like Tori Spelling. And that is not a compliment.

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