This Is Who Buys A Mold of Farrah Abraham’s Vagina (And Has It Signed)

Dammit, Chris Pratt

Here’s Farrah Abraham selling signed copies of her sex toys at a Hustler Store where she was also dressed as some sort of swan princess because her life is like a beautiful fairy tale, you guys. A beautiful fairy tale full of untold riches and giant vulva rubber molds for anyone to fuck. If Walt Disney were still alive, this would’ve been his next movie. “We’ll call it… Blows Whites! — You’re right, too racist. How about A Dong of The South? The Sword Is A Bone? Pussy and The Beast? Wait, I’ve got it! Bignose And Broomsticks! Excellent! We film at once and, holy shit, did you just say ‘anti-Semitic?’ Is that even a real word? You’re starting to piss me off, talking mouse only I can see.”

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