Snooki is a drunken little shit-midget pickle-vacuum who’s not even potty-trained. Amber Portwood is a suicidal drug addict who’s been in and out jail for beating the shit out of her baby’s daddy presumably because he has a goddamn tail. And Jenelle Evans is so out of control she almost got Teen Mom cancelled, yet was allowed to do another season where I’m pretty sure she injected heroin straight into her unborn fetus. Don’t quote me on that. Yet what do these three all have in common? They’re still allowed on MTV while Farrah Abraham just got told to eat a dick. (Non-vocationally.) Us Weekly reports:
The show may go on—but this time without Farrah Abraham. Two years after they signed off from MTV’s Teen Mom, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood are negotiating a return to the series for a potential fifth season. One person who will not be making an appearance, however, is Abraham, whose porn career and other headline-making antics have isolated her from the rest of the group.
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that MTV execs “willingly cut Farrah” from negotiations, in part because, as Us reported back in March, the three other alums refused to do the show if she did. “MTV agreed,” the insider says. “They feel she set a bad example and doesn’t represent the network well
In MTV’s defense, Farrah Abraham really is a special kind of cunt who I’m pretty sure even Jesus would drop from the show. “She’s just gonna get AIDS anyway,” I bet he’d say.
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