MTV Drops Farrah Abraham From ‘Teen Mom’ For Being A ‘Bad Example’

May 7th, 2014 // 37 Comments
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Snooki is a drunken little shit-midget pickle-vacuum who’s not even potty-trained. Amber Portwood is a suicidal drug addict who’s been in and out jail for beating the shit out of her baby’s daddy presumably because he has a goddamn tail. And Jenelle Evans is so out of control she almost got Teen Mom cancelled, yet was allowed to do another season where I’m pretty sure she injected heroin straight into her unborn fetus. Don’t quote me on that. Yet what do these three all have in common? They’re still allowed on MTV while Farrah Abraham just got told to eat a dick. (Non-vocationally.) Us Weekly reports:

The show may go on—but this time without Farrah Abraham. Two years after they signed off from MTV’s Teen Mom, Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood are negotiating a return to the series for a potential fifth season. One person who will not be making an appearance, however, is Abraham, whose porn career and other headline-making antics have isolated her from the rest of the group.
A source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly that MTV execs “willingly cut Farrah” from negotiations, in part because, as Us reported back in March, the three other alums refused to do the show if she did. “MTV agreed,” the insider says. “They feel she set a bad example and doesn’t represent the network well

In MTV’s defense, Farrah Abraham really is a special kind of cunt who I’m pretty sure even Jesus would drop from the show. “She’s just gonna get AIDS anyway,” I bet he’d say.

Photo: Pacific Coast News


  1. So I understand this, multiple arrests, five-year jail sentences, domestic violence, and drug problems are OK, but taking James Deen up the shitpipe is too much? Makes perfect sense. Wouldn’t want any of the troglodytes that watch this fetid vomit to think that people have sex.

    • JC

      I agree–at the very least, they should cut every bit of footage of Jenelle from every MTV show, old or new, if not cut her from life itself–but yet re: Farrah, I still have to say HA HA HA HA HA ha ha ha ha…

    • JimBB

      No, that would have been fine too. But then she committed the only sin which MTV considers unforgivable. The ratings on her segments of the show dropped.

  2. Being told you are beneath MTV just may be the lowest you can go in show business without being required to test for HIV on a weekly basis.

  3. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    How sad is it when you’re a 3rd rate Kim Kardashian?

  4. eMTVy

    That network(s) are modern blackface…you ever look at the sh*t on BET or VH1….I’d rather stare at Hitler…

  5. Farrah Abraham Bikini
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    No worries, a-t-m breath! The Kardashians need a new story line for Fat Rob, and its not like they can look down on a porn star in the family. And, you haven’t even been tinkled on yet, which will give you the “class” they’ve been looking for. Or, maybe you and Bruce can do a young-old lesbian scene.

  6. If they want to portray good examples they should do shows that take would-be teen moms off to the abortion clinic.

    Or do a show with Farrah taking it in the ass to show kids how to not get pregnant.

  7. Rasputin's Evil Twin

    Empty -Vee was a sewer years before these fools were born. No reason to be surprised by anything that happens here.

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    MTV rejecting Farrah Abraham is like when Doctor Frankenstein rejected his monster.

    • MD2020

      Check out the big brain on N.A. Propriatt. You one smart motherfucker.

    • It’s like a drug dealer refusing to sell his smack to a junkie.

      It’s like Kris Jenner refusing to pimp one of her daughters.

      It’s like Michael and Dina Lohan refusing to live off LiLo.

      … Anyone else wants to keep this going?

  9. MTV has standards?

  10. anonymous

    Teen Mom is still around?

  11. No better advertising for abortion than these refinded examples of teenage motherhood.

  12. lovecraft

    But she is blowing all the bullies away!!! That is such a positive message for our youth of today, how can MTV do this?

  13. “the three other alums ( Maci Bookout, Catelynn Lowell, and Amber Portwood) refused to do the show if she did…”

    Kinda sick that those three declare themselves morally superior to Farrah, and even sicker that the MTV execs bought into that bullshit.

  14. I’ll be honest, I’m attracted to how poor and stupid these ‘Teen Mom’ broads are.

  15. MTV gives “The Human Centipede” a run for its money in the “bad example” department.

  16. MTV may be dropping her, but fortunately maladjusted, overtly slutty cocktease is just the quadrant Disney Channel likes to build its slate around. I see a new contract in her near future.

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    When did MTV start having morals and standards?

    • Lou Braccant

      Must be what the “M” stands for. It sure as shit doesn’t stand for “Music” anymore!!!

  18. D-chi

    And Jenelle is still on that show because….?

  19. LOL! The nasty trailer trash whores got together and decided they didn’t want Farrah on the show because she’d steal the spotlight away from them. God knows she’s the only one who’s done anything worth mentioning that isn’t a felony.

  20. It’s the unwritten rule of Hollywood. You can be an addict, a junkie, a slut, even do porn…but you do not, not ever, do ass to mouth. Nobody wants to get close enough to smell your breath after that.

  21. So far the only solution that MTV has given to young girls caught in the poverty trap of being a teen unwed parent is the example provided by Farrah Abraham. Farrah successfully used MTV to promote a lucrative porno career and showed the teen mothers of America that there is a way out. Congrats MTV.

  22. dk

    damn, that’s sad if they do not want to bring her back then cancel the show cause at least she is trying to make money why the rest of the m done went and spent what little change they had left!!! I guess that’s why they want the show back on so they can make money cause there broke!!!! dumb bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  23. I’d still bang her butthole. ;)

  24. Blastcast

    Wow, I don’t like Farrah but I hope the writer of this article gets aids and dies a horrible and painful death.

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